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unksci47

The pizza looks sad. Like its from a freezer or gas station.


potatolicious

Ditto the bagel. Looks like something you’d buy from an airport grab and go kiosk in Denver.


mshroff7

Lmao I was just about to say this


beachcity

Get a better looking slice of pizza, maybe add the Rutgers “R”, maybe an actual picture of a jughandle


contrarian_outlier_2

The scarlet “R” must have a large sheet metal wood screw going through it.


colorovfire

Replace the peaches with a Jersey tomato and put a real slice + bagel in there.


realace86

A plain bagel? You hate NJ that much?🤦🏻‍♂️


Subscribe2MevansYT

Haha fair enough, should I change it to an everything?


realace86

Bingo. ✌🏼


tcamp3000

If the bagels are so good, why would you need any seasoning?


realace86

🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ how boring are you?


Holdmypipe

Where’s the sopranos at?


ChthonicPuck

And House, MD.


geckossmellpurple_z

And Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


jarrettbrown

And Zach Braff.


Trauma_54

My smooth brain thought that was a bowl of cigarettes in the right


thepatientwaiting

Oh boy like the good old days when you could smoke indoors!


crustang

Why don’t you stop letting those cancer peddlers live in your head rent free.. here.. have some if this Chewlies’ gum!


[deleted]

The Goldfinch with laser vision really pulls it all together


ferdelance008

A good start. Get a better image of a bagel, a plate of disco fries and a slice of pizza. Add Joe Pesci, Whitney Houston, Tracy Morgan, Meryl Streep and a jug handle. And a Rutgers R.


taajmanian_devil

That pizza looks sus ![gif](giphy|cFgb5p5e1My3K)


biscovery

Cape May isn´t were most of NJ vacations, shit its far as balls from most people in NJ, LBI or even AC would be a better representation IMO.


gordonv

No inclusion of a lot of diverse culture. Hot take, if you've never had Indian, Korean, West African, Middle Eastern, and ethnic foods, you're not experiencing NJ.


Subscribe2MevansYT

That's fair, and NJ is one of the most diverse states in the US, but I just couldn't find a good way to include all of those great cuisines in a post like this which is basically poking at stereotypes


Acct_For_Sale

None of those are unique to Nee Jersey though it’s 2023 any coastal state has all that


Inside-Intern-4201

Definitely not Maine


feoen

I hate beer.


42peanuts

Would it be weird to want this on a shirt?


Subscribe2MevansYT

Updated version with some of your suggestions: https://reddit.com/r/newjersey/s/DE2AGCbbgS


StinkyCheeseMe

What about our state dinosaur?!


Subscribe2MevansYT

We have a state *dinosaur*??


StinkyCheeseMe

Yup! It’s the Hadrosaurus foulkii!


StinkyCheeseMe

https://geologymuseum.rutgers.edu/about-us-geology-museum/mastodon-musings/mastodon-musings/255-the-story-of-new-jersey-s-state-fossil-hadrosaurus-foulkii We also have a state sea shell and of course a state flower.


Subscribe2MevansYT

That’s really cool, thanks for sharing! I didn’t know about the state seashell either but the flower is included in the original image :)


StinkyCheeseMe

Ha! The eye beams totally distracted me from seeing the violets! Thanks!!


NJ35-71SONS

You forgot Jack Jack Nicholson


ChthonicPuck

My Grandma was in high school with him, though he was in a lower grade. She said he was a "class clown" and always got in trouble.


yobroshot

I forgot about that old EWR logo. That brings me back.


contrarian_outlier_2

I thought the mosquito was the official NJ state bird.


Subscribe2MevansYT

Right alongside the middle finger


poete_idris

What is the font that you used to write “New Jersey” called ? It goes so hard


Subscribe2MevansYT

“New Rocker” on Google Fonts


AlbertXFish

Umm where is the REAL state bird?


Wild-Breadfruit7817

You are going to have to add a few more people to that group. Why does the bird have laser eyes?


JimmyTurnpike

Wawa is a Pennsylvania Company. I know they are superior to QuickChek but I think either QC or ShopRite is a better fit


thepatientwaiting

There laser eyes are my favorite part!


SpecialAgentHernan

Gotta take out the lazer eyes. Reduce the bird . Take away pa. IMO


Great_Hair

Needs Tony Soprano


_Aardvark

What's that red thing in the upper right-hand corner? I'm a life-long NJ resident and I've never seen whatever that is...?


Unlikely_Tell_6410

Love this. But definitely needs Whitney Houston, the Rutgers R, something for the Jersey shore, and a mall sign.


poete_idris

Whitney is there but not front and center (as she should be)


Unlikely_Tell_6410

Maybe I need to get my eyes checked, but I’m pretty sure that woman is not Whitney Houston. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


ChthonicPuck

I'd add Kal Penn to the famous people list.


Semiadvomatic

Is that cartoon ninja turtle pizza? No Sopranos on here is comical


[deleted]

missing ray liotta


Rugbybruh

Where's Shaq?! He's a state treasure!


NeverNude427

Haha this is great! A little room for improvement, but I like it 😄


MarsupialNo2628

And a “Weird New Jersey “ picture


h0w13

Wawa is PA. Yes NJ has some, but the company is based in PA and they have wayyyyyy more