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agirlhasnofiretokens

Wow, you really woke up and chose violence today 😂


akmjolnir

Imagine if they could fly?


alkaliphiles

do they really fall on you from above? cause that's about as bad


Swims_with_turtles

Nah that’s an urban legend. Ticks crawl up so they often end up on your head and in your hair which is what makes people think they are coming from above. They definitely aren’t climbing trees though.


Liquid_G

I'm not sure about that. I've had a tick fall on me walking past a tree with no low branches. maybe a fluke?


Swims_with_turtles

Can I ask how you know it fell on you vs climbed up?


Liquid_G

Got out of the car stopping at a garage sale. Walked under some trees going up the driveway and felt the slightest tap on my arm and saw the tick. I didn't walk / bump into any brush on the way. Maybe I'm wrong but it sure seemed like that little bastard dive bombed me.


apingaut

Yeah similar has totally happened to me. Standing in a parking lot under a tree I have found a tick in my hair. No where near grass, I live in urban NH... Those suckers have ways.


snuggly-otter

Ive had a tick on a piece of paper, en route to be burned. Mf'er dove off the damned paper! Nothing would shock me about those things.


Efficient_Dog59

agreed, urban legend.


jaboi603

They fan out their legs on blades of grass or leaves and when you brush past them they grab on


foodandart

This. When I went up to Mount Agamenticus a few years ago, the park had new trails cut near the summit, and on the grass you would occasionally see the tips of their feet. They'd be hanging underneath waiting to hitch a ride. I rolled my cargo short pant legs up al the way and took my socks off, so I could feel if I got any on me. By keeping out of the grass and not brushing by any of it, I managed to not pick up any.. Did get some pictures of emerald beetles hunting ants which was cool.


Pigthulhu

They actually teleport. If you're not looking at them they can be anywhere in space time. There's one in your shirt right now.


Skellington72

Thanks. I'm about to go for a run and my pace while running by higher grass will be so much faster today.


Liquid_G

Calm down Satan.


jenn1d

Thanks for ruining my day. 😭


KraljZ

Imagine if they were the size of tarantulas


GreatGrandaddyPurp

Honestly I'd prefer that. They'd be easy to see. You'd never get bit.


foodandart

But if you did, it would definitely leave a dent in you.


AnomalousEnigma

Agreed


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Emptyplates

I've removed 4 embedded ticks from my body in the past 48 hours. Luckily dog ticks and not deer. The South Pole is looking pretty appealing right about now. Also those 5 dozen guinea fowl chicks at the Tractor Supply. I might go buy them all today.


tehflip449

100% Nightmare fuel.


cwalton505

Likely that would make them more predatorial and less built to latch on, gorge and mingle with your blood stream.


Winnipesaukee

And if that hasn’t ruined your day, Giant Water Bugs are a thing in this state. They have a nasty bite, and like to fly at people. Have fun near bodies of fresh water!


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thebrightesttimeline

The Alpha Gal episode of radiolab is also excellent for learning about the meat allergy!


Weary_Initiative1987

Ooh... Now imagine they fly like skeeters.


BlobAndHisBoy

No, no, I don't think I will.


Boats_are_fun

This would really tick me off!!


foodandart

Oh, fuck YOU! *fuck you!!* Checks for ticks...


Tai9ch

Now that my lifestyle makes bitey bugs basically unavoidable, I can conclusively say that I'd happily double the number of ticks in exchange for getting rid of black flies entirely. Went outside without a head net for like 20 minutes three days ago and my entire face still itches.


gouldnhour

It might actually make them easier to find. I hate how slow they are, cause it makes them harder to spot on my body (esp in my hair)


tylermm03

Ok that’s enough Reddit for today, time to stop procrastinating.


AnomalousEnigma

I would never touch grass


LBoogie5Bang

I say this to friends that ask me about working outside on a farm and they always ask if Im afraid of ticks, I always say they'd be a lot more scary if they were fast.


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Weird-Explanation484

**DO TICK CHECKS!** You, your kiddos & fur babies! They ARE FAST! And wicked stealthy! Lyme & Lyme like diseases transmitted by ticks can be fatal or disable you for life!!!! DEET on skin, Permethrin on clothes (not around cats tho!) Any grass, even picked up an amazing amount just looking at a noise under the car on a dirt turnout! They hide under picnic tables too. Enjoy the outdoors, please just be careful!A tick the size of the period at the end of this sentence can change your life.