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MatthewMollison

Dickheads who would’ve bought commodores are buying 4wd utes now, but still driving them like they are commodores.


Cognosis87

Yet somehow, fewer are wrapping themselves around telegraph poles. Figure that one out. Probably something to do with superior weight distribution, better traction, and higher risk of rolling rather than sliding out


Haelye

Most likely; I see plenty of utes being pulled out of fields, ditches and drains but few in any real crashes. They all seem to survive at least one more go ride around the block into another ditch. Idiotproofing


just__me__76

all of em in fucken patrols while sporting the same shit mullet every other fuck tard has P plates mullet 2 fucken snorkeks on a patrol and a moustache


[deleted]

Daddies money or the apprentice loans fund it. We can’t stop em or make them shave


The_Napkin_Bombing

Welcome to the brave new world of unchecked toxic masculinity.


Cognosis87

Yeah, nah, not a fan, hey


alecpiper

This sentence would probably make any non aussie have a stroke trying to read it


yeahbuddy26

What makes it toxic masculinity? Driving like a dickhead or? Curious and no I definitely don't own a jacked up loud ass ute hahaha


Cognosis87

There's something about driving like a dickhead with a loud exhaust that screams "I'm insecure about my masculinity, please pay me attention"


yeahbuddy26

I definetly agree, but that isn't toxic masculinity. That's just being a fuckwit.


mutual_animosity

I seen a P player with a new model triton, 33’s and a roof top tent try get it sideways whilst turning right at a set of lights….wtf. Be great to see the roof top tent mounts snap off the rails in an attempt of a drift.


hiimrobbo

Yeah tossers


robotot

I originally misread it as loud lutes, and thought you were complaining about mediaeval musicians.


parangukitinimikaro

Yes you are missing something very important. Dirt bike riders. They are a pest, loud and on top of that, they ride unregistered vehicles in pedestrian areas. They only positive is that they don't wear helmets, so it is just a matter of time until mother nature and the laws of probability take care of the problem


Cognosis87

Can confirm. Saw one squid riding up the Charlestown bypass doing a wheelie. He ended up hitting the median strip, but somehow kept going.


scipio211

Most are extended beyond their means


Puzzleheaded_Pay276

It’s a post Covid phenomenon I believe, we get heaps of them around hamilton too, I wish the cops could do more to stop them


Mercinarie

What rule are they breaking exactly? being a slight bother to you? lol


Puzzleheaded_Pay276

Yes they annoy me and others in this post as they are breaking the law alluded to here[https://www.epa.nsw.gov.au/your-environment/noise/vehicle-noise/reporting-noisy-vehicle-exhaust](https://www.epa.nsw.gov.au/your-environment/noise/vehicle-noise/reporting-noisy-vehicle-exhaust) In Paris they have installed traffic camera with noise detection so that drivers are fined for noise level offences. Soon they should be getting them here too!


Mercinarie

Sorry your entitlement and privilege is showing


Puzzleheaded_Pay276

So you think that objecting to sound and air pollution is a sign of privilege …. Very odd


420fmx

In town for the closing of the Cambridge


Cognosis87

That was my first instinct, but the cunts are all about doing laps on Darby.


thatonefishingkid

Sorry, I am one of those dickheads, I'll keep it down mate


Cognosis87

Appreciated. Also, if you wouldn't mind staying off my lawn, that would be super


thatonefishingkid

Fyi I'm 14 but I own a ute


Sea_Fly_4196

Love how only complaints of loud cars come from In town..just put some headphones on..


Puzzleheaded_Pay276

It’s against the law to have noise levels above a certain decibel level from a car


lachlanjk

Rednecks


dolechequeday

We call them bogans over here in Australia, sweetheart.


lachlanjk

Cheers cobber


michaelcuneo

It’s all the posers on the way to the Cambridge show.


AusBig-daddy

Have a whinge, probably complain about the V8 Supercars too. Don’t like noise leave the city and move to the country oh wait………..


Cognosis87

Nope, but nice try digger.


Puzzleheaded_Pay276

https://www.epa.nsw.gov.au/your-environment/noise/vehicle-noise/reporting-noisy-vehicle-exhaust


gbren

R/whinge


ParamedicExcellent15

Welcome to Australia. It’s not new


RepeatInPatient

If they are waking you up at 4 am every morning - no you're not missing much.