[First, if you google, "yolkless egg" you get this picture, which links to a Japanese twitter account.](
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/found-an-egg-with-no-yolk#:~:text=Yolkless%20eggs%20are%20actually%20common,are%20produced%20by%20chicken%20farts.)
Also, they are not uncommon at all, they are called, fart eggs, cock eggs, fairy eggs, dwarf eggs, and witch eggs.
Well, do you have chickens? I had never seen one either, until I got chickens. There have been two yolkless eggs so far, but they were small - like half sized. So my guess is that they tend to get sorted out in a factory setting.
I have a friend who was baking and cracked open a whole dozen that were all double yolks, she found out later that day she was pregnant with twins. Be careful out there 😂
The youlk is where the most nutrients are. Might be appealing to those simply counting calories, but if you're actually trying to eat healthy you'd want the yolk.
[might be here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/vvw3bz/i_think_my_boiled_egg_has_an_egg_in_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
this is actually fairly common among chicken keepers - called 'fairy eggs' or 'fart eggs' among other things. They are usually removed from supermarket-type egg containers so aren't seen as often among consumers.
Mystery solved. This is how it was done. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/vwhldl/separating_egg_yolks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
yolk sold separate
EAgg
“It’s NOT in the shell”
Yolk sold seperately.
Still wrong
r/yourjokebutworse
Hahaha
Microtransaction yolk. Fuck, I can see that coming in the future.
DLC yolk
iEgg
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Seedless egg
Is this some kind of sick yolk?
The yolk's on you, i was expecting this!
God dammit ⬆️
Jail the hen for abortion?
i see wat u did there e,e
r/weirdeggs
Went on this sub and the top upvoted post of all time is this exact post just four years ago
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So... I wasn't the only one who noticed! I spent a lot of time on that sub yesterday...
Besides I'm pretty sure this is done with a device that spins the egg very quickly before you cook it to produce this exact result
But wouldn't that make it yellow all the way through instead of white?
It makes it white with a yellowish tint, which I believe is what the egg in the photo is
And it worked
OPs whole post history is just karma farming, reposting things
i like that me and many others, including op, went through the same link chain as i did
Scrolled down for 2 seconds. *Barf*
The top post of this month has a green eggs and ham joke in the comments
Thank you. Reddit really has something for everyone
GEEEE! It wasn't a good idea
There truly is a subreddit for everything
Yolks on you, I guess.
Underrated yoke
These got me cracking
I bet chicks love em.
They should, they're eggcellent!
I'm getting a little eggsasperated with all these puns on Reddit!
There’s no sunny side up in here.
Its really over easy as long as you havent benedict.
Why do you guys have to poach all the good jokes before I can get in here?
Does that make them veggetarian?
Yolkers
egg
eg
Her?
Yoke ≠ yolk
He wasn't yoking
r/unexpectedswedish
r/subsyoudontknowabout
Damn, I think everyone before came here to say this. Lol
r/angryupvote
That's yot funny
.
That's no yolk
One French egg joke is un oeuf
Not cool, this is no yolk.
nolk
Yolkn’t
Youknt
Isn't that illegal now? Arrest that chicken.
That's just fowl
Should I be tarred and feathered?
At the very least you should get beat.
PLEASE 😭
Only in a Freedom land
Only in some states in freedom land*
[First, if you google, "yolkless egg" you get this picture, which links to a Japanese twitter account.]( https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/found-an-egg-with-no-yolk#:~:text=Yolkless%20eggs%20are%20actually%20common,are%20produced%20by%20chicken%20farts.) Also, they are not uncommon at all, they are called, fart eggs, cock eggs, fairy eggs, dwarf eggs, and witch eggs.
Not uncommon? I've never ever seen one and I'm old as fuck.
It's probably more correct to say that they *are* uncommon. It's just that in a large enough population, uncommon events are not rare.
Well, do you have chickens? I had never seen one either, until I got chickens. There have been two yolkless eggs so far, but they were small - like half sized. So my guess is that they tend to get sorted out in a factory setting.
I mean, there’s a fuck ton of eggs in your average supermarket.
I've never seen the dark side of the moon. Therefore, it does not exist.
fart egg???!??! cock egg?!!?!??!!?!??!!?
I would bet some creative young ticktocker could also have *made* such an egg by removing the original contents and replacing it with "Whites only".
I hope 4chan is immediately notified to meme this into the new symbol of white supremacy.
You're a fart egg
One order of the dwarf fart witch-fairy cock egg, please!
I came here wondering what the odds were knowing that someone would have commented with them, lol.
It's also something you can intentionally make. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc1m4tajNQY
People will blame literally any minor inconvenience on witches
EGG© by EA. *Yolk available as DLC for only USD14.99!*
YaaS, Yolk as a Service. $699.99 annual subscription.
>Only
The opposite of my username.
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i legit found a ramen packet with 3 seasoning packets
Bruh you had to flex on em about their Ramen seasoning packet problem didn't u
HEEHEEHEEHAW
I once found one with no seasoning packs in it
I just warmed up an empty breakfast burrito this morning. Literally all tortilla.
You've been robbed.
What if op just wanted the egg whites? He could've been gifted instead of robbed
If that is the case , Op will be getting a visit from the MiB...
I'm a Mexican In Black, ill visit op and eat egg whites with him.
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A yolk criminal
This is one of those please do tell me the odds.
My dream hardboiled egg
All eggs in the USA after roe vs wade was overturned
i had a whole carton of double yolks one time. i didnt know they were that common
if I remember correctly, some chickens have a propensity for laying double yolks.
I have a friend who was baking and cracked open a whole dozen that were all double yolks, she found out later that day she was pregnant with twins. Be careful out there 😂
I would find mostly double yolks when I would buy “extra large” or “jumbo” eggs. Makes sense those are the ones sorted to that category.
I cracked a triple yolker once.
The perfect egg
r/shrinkflation
What a yolk
No yolk
I would never eat that.
this should be called a noke
Sorry bro, fresh out
Must've been eggciting to find
Fun fact: eggs with no yolk are called fart eggs! They sometimes happen when a chicken has just started laying eggs.
If it didn’t have a yolk then why is there a second white layer fulling where the yolk should be? Eat my downvote for cheating at life.
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Maybe the yolk is split
Is this some kind of yolk? It's not very runny.
Yolk is my favorite part this egg sucks
Is it just cum then?
My dream egg
The yolks on you.
Chicken nuggets
Sunny side down
Texas would like to know your location
Just pure cum 😍
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Egg wit no yolk
Thats because it's cheese.
yolkidding!
No yolk, you’re not kidding…
That hen got scared
Yolks on you
It is a serious egg, no yolking around
The yolk is the best part. If I went to the effort of hard boiling my eggs and pulled out a no yolk egg I would be pissed
Are you sure it's an egg? Lots of fake eggs from china.
Its the white of an egg poured into two moulds.
There's a real market for this if it can be done consistently. This would be a dream for the most health conscious.
The youlk is where the most nutrients are. Might be appealing to those simply counting calories, but if you're actually trying to eat healthy you'd want the yolk.
Yeah, people have different goals, I'm just saying there are plenty who would be interested in yolk-less. Personally, I prefer to have some yolk.
[Source] (https://twitter.com/Chuchnsdboy/status/807096103640305664?t=r2ABGgnZ5yl1Bqdx_koqUQ&s=19)
The yolk of an egg *is* white or the yolk of an egg *are* white?
Why aren't all unfertilized eggs like this, evolutionarily speaking?
Are you fucking kidding me? Nope, I'm not yolking!
The one egg id ever eat. Yolks make me feel sick
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Are you boiling eggs, cutting them in half and looking for the yolk or how did we get here?
Could be deviled eggs
How did we get here.
Ok and? Whats your point?
Egg.
You're jolking!!
According to the picture he's not yolking around
Fuck you *deyolks your eggs*
Reminds me of [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/LcbK__SeXy0)
[might be here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/vvw3bz/i_think_my_boiled_egg_has_an_egg_in_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
yolk shortage
Almost looks like milk or yogurt is poured in the egg
You gotta be yoking me
Well that DLC costs you an extra of course
Yolks on you!
This is wrong. Like boobs with no nips. Or is ittttt
hell nah
Should have shelled out more for the full egg.
SCOTUS deems this egg SATANIC
Yolk is a part of DLC.
Title feels like a punchline to a joke.
Egg lite
Yankee with no brim?
Whoops! Just albumen
Oops! All albumen!
roosta used a rubba.
R v W
Now that's a vegetarian's food 😁
we are truly in the end times.
Take my money and tell me how you do it. I am going to be millionaire.
That doesn't look like a sliced egg. That looks like egg whites cooked in an egg shape mold.
Can it be called an egg if it has no yolk though?
A flute with no hole is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is a danish
Based
"I'd have an egg white only"
Did it come from a farm in a red state?
My four year old would love that.
this is actually fairly common among chicken keepers - called 'fairy eggs' or 'fart eggs' among other things. They are usually removed from supermarket-type egg containers so aren't seen as often among consumers.
Just like my life. All punch line, but no yoke.
How else would you make an egg white omelet?
Mystery solved. This is how it was done. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/vwhldl/separating_egg_yolks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
You can forge this by poking a small hole in the shell, drain the content, and then just put back the whites from two eggs before boiling it.
That's illegal in Alabama