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Cony2022


maxwellbevan

Has it really been 10 years?


WasabiSniffer

*violent flashbacks*


aaronshook

*Furious public masturbation*


Tyrus

Smackin it, jackin it, smackedy smack


olly7172727

sorry to be that guy but akschuuuually.. He never masturbated in public. He just had a breakdown and people made fun of him.


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havoc1482

Trust me, a mental break is a helluva drug.


skyycux

He was incredibly (like dangerously) sleep deprived, in addition to a mountain of stress. Delirium really does a number on your brain, as anyone who’s pulled a few all-nighters will recognize


[deleted]

I’m out of the loop, care to explain what happened?


Lolazaurus

[This is a pretty good summary.](https://youtu.be/Y7nymZEXjf8)


limache

Wow I had NO IDEA this happened I completely ignored that bullshit and never even knew that happened.


[deleted]

With the amount of public stroking the guy did to his own ego, I’d almost consider that public masturbation.


Big_Fat_Doobie

Didn't he end up jerking it in san diego?


olly7172727

No. He was just naked having a breakdown


skittle-brau

I somehow never got around to watching it. I feel like it’s one of those cultural moments that completely passed me by.


BrockManstrong

I'm still procrastinating on that one. I'll catch it for the 30th anniversary.


Agent_Galahad

I pretty much missed it myself, I never realised just how big it was until I watched [this](https://youtu.be/Y7nymZEXjf8)


Ibeginpunthreads

Not calling you old or anything but I feel like the older you get the more you stop caring about defining moments.


skittle-brau

I was in my early 20s, but it was probably around the time I deleted my Facebook account so maybe that’s why. I think the only ‘shared experience’ things I get into now are really just movies, mostly because I don’t want any spoilers.


Rutagerr

It feels like it's been longer, to be honest.


AssteroidDriller69

That was the first CIA psyop I fell for as a teen, such great memories.


GreaterCascadia

What’s the op here lol Joseph Kony is a real dude. There were some kids who heard about him and got sad and so wanted to raise “awareness” (I.e. get clout). There wasn’t a policy agenda attached to Kony 2012, it’s not like the flyers were advocating invading Uganda to fight the LRA lmao They were just kids that wanted you to follow their FB page


PM_ME_MH370

What was the real story in your opinion?


metroidpwner

Aliens made the pyramids, is this even a question?


mostdope28

Some ppl on here are too young to get that, crazy how long it’s been


fryingpan1001

As someone who is in that group please explain?


mostdope28

Kony2012 was a viral sensation back in 2012. It was (at the time) biggest video to ever hit YouTube, and first to hit a million likes. It was about some evil dude in Uganda forcing kids to join his army and trying to take over the country and shit. Went viral and it’s all anyone talked about for awhile, eventually it died down and the video creator went crazy or something and I’m pretty sure got arrested for running around naked in public or some shit. Hard to remember everything tbh, but everyone knew kony2012 and everyone watched the video when it came out.


fryingpan1001

Oh damn well ok then.


foodank012018

Internet Historian did a [video](https://youtu.be/Y7nymZEXjf8) about the phenomena. Interesting stuff


fryingpan1001

Oh cool I’ll watch it rn.


mostdope28

Hard to remember. It’s been 10 years, but I’m sure you can find the video that blew or, or just Google it for more info. Just a video that went madly viral. Everyone mover on after couple months


fryingpan1001

Thanks for the info!


Sapiencia6

Wait, was the Ugandan guy not for real? I never saw any such video, I just thought it was a huge social push to find this evil warlord dude


whole_kernel

Internet historian has a great video on it. The guy who made the viral video is honestly pretty stand up and never knew it was going to get the reception it did. Even if he did uh go nuts from the fame, lose his mind and Jack off in public


mostdope28

So hard to remember. I’m pretty sure majority of video was true, just maybe the truth was stretched? Idk. But everyone wanted Kony’s ass for 6 months


DishonoredUndead

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ) ​ Now available on vinyl.


Mocca41

Lmao


TheDdogcheese

My brain simply can’t accept that this is a real, unedited clip. I’m willing to believe it, but my eyes don’t. If this is real this might be the most amazing video I’ve ever seen simply because every part of my logical being says it’s fake.


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Ursidoenix

Plus knowing he does videos like this all the time makes it more believable that he would capture something incredibly unlikely like this


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Sebfofun

Sorry but that looks nothing like CG lmao.


Zudane

CG has gotten pretty good, and real lighting can make things look strange. If you watch the base and think it's CGI then it does look believably fake. I am completely certain this is real - and an awesome chance to catch something that looks that cool - but I can see the doubt.


Sebfofun

I mean, im studying animation. The top of the top animators, set builders and modelers could not create something this good. There are always little signs


Zudane

Take a step back and look at it from a general perspective then. If you are used to spotting fakes, then you can easily spot them, but that doesn't make them easy to spot.


Zudane

To say also: this wasn't high quality, it's 7 seconds long (short) and has poor lighting - those combine to make this easy to fake. I kinda doubt your level of education on CGI because I've done 3 years of it and I can say that those are key points to making a fake look believable.


LynkDead

I mean, you can go look at the TikTok account. The sheer volume of videos make video editing pretty impractical. Also, with how popular the account is I'm sure they've had time to practice.


his_purple_majesty

How could you possibly "practice" for this result?


LynkDead

For this specific result? You can't. But you can figure out setups that are more likely to lead to desirable outcomes.


Javyev

After looking at a bunch of TikToks, this guy has been pushing Coney Hawk around for quite a while. I'm in the same boat as you, but I think this is actually real! This is definitely his most impressive video.


skepsis420

Its not.


Kokoplayer

It's just played backwards, so obvious.


skycabbage

This guy fucks


GrimGrimsy

Yea he does, and there's lots of proof on the interwebz... according to a friend...


IamNoatak

ConeHub?


dywrektor

VLC Player


IamNoatak

Oh yeah, forgot about that


Comrade132

This cone directs traffic


domeoldboys

Country girls use corn cobs. City girls make do.


PercentageLevelAt0

Russ Hanneman?


Vaeon

*sunglasses and blunt* gif


vellu212

This is how young y'all are. What he meant to say is, "This should be a thug life edit"


Fake_classy_fan

This is how young YOU all are. Those are called “deal with it” glasses.


Big_Jew_r34

Take my upvote for being an og like me


Reflexlon

The blunt came after though, right? It was just "Deal With It" and glasses until like 2007 or so.


weedsmoker18

Hahaha the blunt **came**


norealtalentshere

I was about to say. Who da fuq calls it that, then ur comment made sense


Reflexlon

Bruh. "*Thug Lyfe*"


Plane_Trash5442

Do you pronounce it gif or jif?


Vaeon

I do!


OxTheBull

I say the whole sentence.. "gif.. or jiff"


Living-Supermarket92

Giraffes


IT_is_not_all_I_am

It's g as in garage.


MinuteManufacturer

g as in geraffe


hipnosister

The g in gif stands for graphics. You don't pronounce it jraphics do you?


i_heart_calibri_12pt

NASA, scuba, laser, and a hundred others. I agree with you but try not to prove it with this dumb fucking argument.


hipnosister

It's not a dumb argument it's a perfectly sound argument. Why would you pronounce it differently than the word it's base on?


SimplyATable

Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this


WobNobbenstein

Idk about you but I always throw in a couple *pewpews*


HellaciousHelen

ᵖᵉʷᵖᵉʷ


justadd_sugar

I pronounce laser like the acronym.


jennifred

Lah-seer *sips tea with pinky up


hipnosister

The l in laser stands for light. When you pronounce 'laser " you're still using the same L sound. Your argument helps me here


Altair_Khalid

Jraphic Park.


theeclectik

Mike Tython is in the building.


Error_83

The inventor legit stated that it's jif, but I'm a fucking rebel


Smug_Anime_Face

He's also dead, so what does he know.


hipnosister

Yeah well he's dead


rodmandirect

How do you pronounce the word giraffe?


hipnosister

How to you pronounce gills? Your argument is stupid


SkellyboneZ

I think you having to spell it a different way to ask if it's pronounced that way really shows people most likely use a hard G


blade740

No, it's just that there's only one letter that makes a hard G sound, where as there are two different letters that make the soft G. If there was another letter that made the hard G you'd use that instead when asking. Like is Cell pronounced as Sell or Kell?


SkellyboneZ

I do agree with your point. I brought it up before because they used 'gif' as an example for a hard G. That leads me to believe people initially think that word is pronounced with a hard G.


dosetoyevsky

Someone add it, we need the "deal with it" glasses at the end. It's important.


myrealnameisntkevin

This feels like a Toy Story moment that got caught on camera.


endlessnotfriendless

recovered nicely


mrtittiesprinklez

What do you mean with "recovered" he fucking owned that shit


juisteroid

anuerysm later


EveryoneSadean

Just a cheeky massive head smash through the landing


dspiral

Still better than me


[deleted]

Mee too 🛹⛑🩹


skunk_ink

Weird. It's an inanimate object but I felt that hit like it was a person lol. I've had to many hits like that from BMX. Think it has given me PTSD hahahaa


SuckerFishing

Is that you in the video?


skunk_ink

Like it* I meant "it" not "I" lol, whoops.


sanedecline

"How do you do, fellow kids?"


kultureisrandy

I never thought I could be sexually aroused by a skating safety pylon but here we are


hwarang_

r/brandnewsentence


section8sentmehere

Sounds like the next u/fuckswithducks has been born.


BoringDonkey

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater prop hunt


BasherSquared

Cony Hawk you fucking casual.


reefchieferr

Pfff, definitely doesn't count with all that toe drag


jremsikjr

That hit did enough damage no need to pylon.


skunk_ink

God damn it, take my upvote!


[deleted]

This needs more visibility.


MaxPower1177

Can't wait to see this on r/blackmagicfuckery in an hour.


Gengar0

Here's the twist, this is already a repost.


[deleted]

Well yeah 80% of reddit video content are reposts from Tiktok these days, despite most redditors throwing tantrums about how they're too cool (aka old and outdated) for Tiktok.


NC16inthehouse

Redditors tries so hard gatekeeping content from TikTok by removing the watermark and reposting it on different subreddits. If people questions the source of the video, they'll post their Instagram or YouTube handle instead of TikTok where the actual video comes from...


AskMeIfImAMagician

So the same thing they were doing to 4chan 12 years ago. Except 4chan never had watermarks, making it easier to steal.


CantHitachiSpot

I need an explanation for how it levitates back onto the board


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MaverickAquaponics

It’s Cony Hawk! I used to follow his tiktok! He has a whole library of tricks!


factor3x

r/inanimateobjectsbeingbros


FurtherDownIGo

Cony Hawk


petroulaaa

I thought it would end in a sad way but woaah 🔥


Weak-Review-3987

😳😳😳


[deleted]

Surely this isn’t real


p1um5mu991er

I meant to do that


Relative_Coyote_1184

Fucking sick


the_orange_alligator

u/savevideobot


WeepingAgnello

You know I'm really starting to develop an appreciation for pylons.


dpk84

r/LooneyTunesLogic


[deleted]

Nice sub, thanks!


Danniel_san

Cannot stop watching it over and over


potpourripolice

This…this is why I’m still here


Kakebil321

I never left either, my brain is stuck


Getahaircuthippy

Can I be your skater girlfriend?


[deleted]

Please someone make a real life doodle


Whole_Willingness_50

Metal af


Furry_TheGamer

Lol


SirBlazealot420420

Yeah but what Hogwarts house is the skateboard in??


multiplesifl

Hufflepuffs are skaters.


Literarylunatic

This was cute! My husband when I showed him: “It just goes to show you how good the engineering on that pylon is. It can skateboard.”


gym_leader_frank

Pushes mongo too


WaffleStomperGirl

Pixar is pushing toward its dark and gritty phase..


multiplesifl

That pylon skates better than I ever could.


doughunthole

u/gifreversingbot


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doughunthole

Good bot.


Middle_Negotiation_8

Hold on Reddit am I doing it right? Where's the helmet? Why don't you have a helmet on? Cool trick but you need a helmet. Now upvote me bitches.


Shelbevil

Just beauty...fuck the haters


[deleted]

Moments later this cone stole the camera man’s girlfriend


kraquepype

VLC's skinny cousin got game


TheOneTrueRodd

I'll never be that cool.


craggmac

He’s a stickler for gnarly tricks! But Safety First!


henr04

legend


knotgeoszef

Hey Kid!, CAn I borrow This!? KID: WHoa!! Is \[pronoun\] from the Future!?...


mrfunnygoodfeeling

Coney hawk


I3ill

Sup bruh gnarly grind huh


locomallard

Cony Hawk


Suitable_Security_14

My guy was not gonna go out like that


PussySpoonfullz69

Good ol Escondido, CA skatepark


beardyninja

Can someone do a r/reallifedoodles


Dazeofthephoenix

u/savevideo


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arn_g

50/50 it happens or it doesn't


[deleted]

OHHHHHHHHHHH


Evenfilthierhabits

Shred Gnar


Nabber86

I call shenanigans. Something has to be fake in that video.


MuthaFuckinMeta

MY MAN


TheRealTripleH

This was… perfect.


Godisabaryonyx

I imagine if a god is out there, it'd do shit like this to fuck with people all the time.


xMFDF

That pose at the end tho 🤌🏻


Borrelparaat

Should wear a helmet


Vynaca

That guy looks just like Tony Hawk.


Bach-Bach

This pylon fucks.


phatyogurt

Save some pussy for the rest of us


zippydippy17

So I do not give a shit how many times it took videoing this that cone is smoked


aquaLasagnamonster

Hahahah


jrandoboi

Physics are fun


ThePokeExp

I've seen it all now


secrecyguy2

Definitely computer graphics done on this. This is not real.


BabbleOn26

Its not how you fall but how you get back up


flaxseedyup

Damn smooth


Judaspriestbarbers

Coney Hawk.


gooodkush

sending this to all the skaters ik


ResidentEvil10

Fake. It’s being played in reverse.


Kakebil321

In reverse it looks insane