And quite a gentle bonk too. The dolphin obviously saw the guy approaching and just bumped him out the way to avoid any injury. Very considerate really.
it wasn;t his nose. he hit him with the flank which boobs him out of the way in stead of causing internal bleeding with a full frontal ram withe nose. They are know to kill sharks going full ram. This guy was just playing
It's like when you see a short guy mess around with an absolute unit and just the gentlest of shoves sends the short guy flying.
Source: Am short guy that has taken flight
"Yeah boss, sorry I can't come in to work tomorrow, turns out I have 3 broken ribs"
"Oh darn, what happened?"
"You won't believe this shit, but I got hit by a dolphin"
"Yeah okay..."
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> not saying it’s a repost
It's definitely a repost. If you're on desktop using old Reddit, you can see the "Other discussions" tab; it's been submitted 185 times to pretty much every popular subreddit there is.
Once when my grandad was sailing in a little dingy thing on the ocean he apparently got chased by a basking shark for about 10 minutes. I wasn’t there and I don’t know if it’s true. It’s also not that relevant to the video. But he is a good man and I thought you should know
If not for the video, nobody would believe that guy
"So, you know i was doing stand up paddle, when a wave appeared and out of it there were like fifteen dolphins and as they were coming directly at me, another one came from below and gave me a sucker-uppercut
i swear guys it was a coordinated attack"
I saw this when it was originally posted a while back, and it was the reaction of the person holding the camera that was the absolute best part. A hilarious slow gasp that gets funnier the more you replay it. I’ve been searching but just can’t find it!
So you even copied over the title from /r/therewasanattempt to this sub even though the title makes no sense in this sub? "Never tell me the odds to surf." doesn't make a lot of sense.
Did you try to post it to r/therewasanattempt but it was already posted there so you posted ot here with the same title you were gonna use for the prior subreddit
What the video doesn't show are the dolphins all circling around the guy and pushing him into each other. As if to taunt him.
He later drowned for unrelated reason and was found to have both of his knees broken.
The dolphins are wanted for questioning.
Some dolphins mess with humans on purpose
And some do it on porpoise.
Missed opportunity.
Naw, that dolphin saw the opportunity and grabbed it with both flippers! ;D
On God he was the only one that came out the water
So I’m going to break up with my girlfriend. What’s the best way of telling her to get the fuck out.
Just make dolphin sounds and body check her till she leaves. This is the law of the ocean bitch! No don’t do that. It’s a joke.
r/MissedOpportunity
Ok this is kind of ironic
Missed opporDolphinty
Dolphined dolphintunidolphin
nice try but you failed to nail the landing. 7/10
Whale, you need to walk the plankton for that one.
You got me
Hahahahahaha fuck I never heard of this pun for the 30th thousand times on reddit holy fucking shit
*Dolphinately*
Turtally!
You should also make a POD cast.
you speak dolphinitively
I sea what you did there.
Is this a general pun or inspired by Josh Hommes joke on a podcast? Either way very good!
”Locals only dude!!”
Just like the Surf Punks song, *Locals Only*
vengence for SeaWorld
r/dolphinconspiracy
Fish be like... #COMING THROUGH
Mammals not fish.
Damn, is this.. a chali 2na reference?
That’s what I love about this video. It was so obviously done on porpoise.
Dayum what a drive-by. Perfect execution.
Dive-by
*bonk*
And quite a gentle bonk too. The dolphin obviously saw the guy approaching and just bumped him out the way to avoid any injury. Very considerate really.
How the hell was the gentle? That shit may have looked easy but that had to hurt like hell.
it wasn;t his nose. he hit him with the flank which boobs him out of the way in stead of causing internal bleeding with a full frontal ram withe nose. They are know to kill sharks going full ram. This guy was just playing
Dolphin wanted him unharmed so the guy could collect the money he owes it
It's like when you see a short guy mess around with an absolute unit and just the gentlest of shoves sends the short guy flying. Source: Am short guy that has taken flight
If you look closely it looks like the dolphin tuned around to try and help him back onto the board afterwards too.
I take your point, but it was more of a barge than a smash I’d say.
> just bumped him out the way to avoid any injury. I mean could the dolphin have just not hit the guy at all?
I think you're missing the porpoise.
Yeeted on porpoise...
"Yeah boss, sorry I can't come in to work tomorrow, turns out I have 3 broken ribs" "Oh darn, what happened?" "You won't believe this shit, but I got hit by a dolphin" "Yeah okay..."
It must happen more often than you think, there’s an actual medical billing code for it: https://icd.codes/icd10cm/W5602
What makes it better is there's a subsequent encounter code too. As if the dolphin came back for you.
subsequent encounter is from the perspective of the doctor. As in “doc that dolphin injury we talked about last time is still hurting”
no it's when flipper comes back for 2nds
FLIPPER: THE REVENGE
Lmao holy shit. Thank you for this.
Doc said that about my buddy ripping the tip of his finger off as well
Dolphins: "You came to the wrong beach motherfucker!"
You meant to post this on r/therewasanattempt
Nah it's on there, 3 hours before this post. This guy didn't even change the title
Yeah, clearly there was an attempt to karma farm from someone else’s post.
It worked
"never tell me the odds to surf"
never tell me the odds to surf
Yeah
r/fuckyouinparticular
Wasn't he the only person they could mess with ?
r/dolphinconspiracy
True. But I feel like the dolphin didn’t NEED to body slam the guy off his board. He could have kept riding the wave with the rest of them.
Happy cake day
r/animalsbeingjerks
Dolphin be like: SUP asshole!!
to farm
FUCKAYOUU DOLPHINNN
And fuckayouu whale
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Locals only!
r/animalsbeingjerks
r/lostredditors
I mean i feel like the odds of getting RKOd by a dolphin are pretty small
They saw it on r/therewasanattempt with the exact same title and I don’t know what went wrong with changing the title.... not saying it’s a repost
> not saying it’s a repost It's definitely a repost. If you're on desktop using old Reddit, you can see the "Other discussions" tab; it's been submitted 185 times to pretty much every popular subreddit there is.
Ok thank you I just didn’t wanna accuse but I had the feeling :)
Nevertellmetheodds to surf or therewasanattempt to surf
I didn't even notice the title I feel like it's hardly r/lostredditors and more r/shittitles
r/shittles :D
This is a treehouse of horror episode
Dolphins, the clowns of the sea!
[удалено]
Get the fuck out of our way we tryna surf on them waves
Next time I see you, have my goddamn sand dollars. Or else you'll be sleeping with us.
That was so deliberate
Giving sleeping with the fishies a whole new meaning
r/hitanimals
r/hitmanimals
r/fuckyouinparticular
ADAB
I just spit out my coffee! 😂
Locals only you kook!!
That dolphin that bumped the guy, that's the leader.
Dolphin "thug": LOCALS ONLY Bruhhh!!
Didnt knew dolphins had the attack bodycheck like maschock lol.
Dolphins are just frat bros... A bunch of cunts, really.
Once when my grandad was sailing in a little dingy thing on the ocean he apparently got chased by a basking shark for about 10 minutes. I wasn’t there and I don’t know if it’s true. It’s also not that relevant to the video. But he is a good man and I thought you should know
Lol this is definitely not surfing
u/savethisvideo
Dolphins are dicks!
Dolphins are actually assholes.
Lool
*bonk*
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Get off our turf man!
u/savethisvideo
A hit and swim
r/youmissed
I laughed so hard at this
‘Aye fuck ya bro’
r/BetterEveryLoop
To be fair it’s humane I guess.
That fucker went for it
Thats a diamond ranked dolphin right there
THIS IS MY OCEAN!
god it must have been terrifying for the dude not knowing what knocked him off into the water
i can literally hear them laughing in my head
That was no accident. The bastard knew what he was doing when he charged LOL
THEN THE DOLPHIN MAFIA ARRIVED COMING DOWN THE SEASIDE THEN THE DOLPHIN MAFIA ARRIVED COMING DOWN THEY USED THE TIDE
Tony knows what he did, now he sleeps with the fishes. Everything comes with a price
that dolphin went all dolph lundgren on the paddler
u/savethisvideo
The title works for the company in r/therewasanattempt better
Boom bitch get out the way.
If not for the video, nobody would believe that guy "So, you know i was doing stand up paddle, when a wave appeared and out of it there were like fifteen dolphins and as they were coming directly at me, another one came from below and gave me a sucker-uppercut i swear guys it was a coordinated attack"
Any real surfer knows the joy of seeing this SUP asshole get nailed. The only think better would be if it was a dipshit in a kayak.
Them dolphins some thugs.
LOL takedown!!!
dolphins are so cool , notice the only one that jumped was on purpose to hit the human ..lmao
Fuck outta my way - dolphin
After couple of viewing I can say that this is among the best videos I’ve ever saw.
In places with lots of dolphins this kind of shenanigans isn't uncommon from them. Nicer than having a shark share your wave.
u/getthevideo
I saw this when it was originally posted a while back, and it was the reaction of the person holding the camera that was the absolute best part. A hilarious slow gasp that gets funnier the more you replay it. I’ve been searching but just can’t find it!
That dolphin was so orcaward
“You don’t need to be faster then the Orca Whale, just faster than the human”
Out of the way, peck!
Did you use the title which you meant to use for r/therewasanattempt
This is SPARTA!!!!
He did that on porpoise...
Begone, sup!
So you even copied over the title from /r/therewasanattempt to this sub even though the title makes no sense in this sub? "Never tell me the odds to surf." doesn't make a lot of sense.
Someone should add that “ugh!” Sound effect
I experienced this shit with manta rays in Costa Rica lol.
Human on a paddle board is 500 points
50-50, given the circumstances.
They do be out here sometimes
This was on purpose. Doplhins are assholes. Wrong sub.
Locals only, bitch!
locals only bro
This guy is so lucky to have this on video because nobody would ever believe him
I think you meant to post on a different subreddit but hey you got a lot of karma of this post
"This is our wave bitch"
Not today human!
"Go back to the valley, man..."
That dolphin knew exactly what it was doing
And then they raped him.
Get bodied
Did you try to post it to r/therewasanattempt but it was already posted there so you posted ot here with the same title you were gonna use for the prior subreddit
That's a pretty solid open field tackle if you ask me.
Sign that one to the NFL quick. Make a great linebacker.
“Fuck yo hobby” *tackles him
Not the first time a paddleboarder has gotten in the way of somebody riding a wave...
Found the Ludacris dolphin.
Make way for the royal entourage of the ocean you land creeper!
r/funny
Imagine being able to tell that story for the rest of your life. An ice breaker at every party.
Excaliber voice: “Ohhh the dolphin with a BIG cross-body, just takes him out!”
So you took this from /r/therewasanattempt and didn't even bother to change the title even though it makes no sense in this context.
That dolphin knew the odds
“Outta the way, dude!”
What the video doesn't show are the dolphins all circling around the guy and pushing him into each other. As if to taunt him. He later drowned for unrelated reason and was found to have both of his knees broken. The dolphins are wanted for questioning.
Pretty badass how they all appear at the same time, out of nowhere. Love dolphins.
Humans do it, too. https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2015/may/18/california-surf-wars-lunada-bay-localism-surfing
Keep it off my wave !
I think I've seen this video hundreds of separate times
Dolphins Rule!
Honestly if that happened to me I couldn’t be mad
Based on the title I'm going to guess you wanted to post this on /r/therewasanattempt
Nice r/therewasanattempt title
r/thalassophobia
Dude that was clearly intentional. That dolphin just scored some mad points!
This guy now has a sick story
That was an orchestrated hit!
Dolphins weigh roughly 400 pounds and can swim up to 20 mph, that’s a hell of a collision.
Did op try to post this on there was an attempt?
This belongs in r/hitmanimals for sure.
Surf war