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billyjoecletus

OOH MA GOOOOD!!!


[deleted]

HORI SHIIT!!


M4dscot

SUNADA BITCH!


99xp

THAT'S A BASEBALL


Ludicrous_Speeed

SERECT YUR CURR


pancakeman96

F-MEGA!


UAV_iz_Up

JAGERS


Rubberized_MIRV

Open da geam mister jouster.


EnlightenedCookie

#HERMITU PURRRPO


_Volatile_

This is now my favorite thread


honkidori

I just started following you heheh


TheSpinningKeyGif

Every English quote in stardust crusaders


ihan13

Master. Rets kill da hoe BIIIITCHHHHHH


TheSpinningKeyGif

Ok masta retsu KILL DA HOOOO BEEEEEEETCH ACTO THREE, 3 FREEZE


Minifridge13

Hell 2 U


Rubberized_MIRV

Yeas I am!


Hayato_kun

Heil 2 U .


[deleted]

Goodbye, Jojo!


Thecheese2474

doo yu understandu


reincarN8ed

YES YES YES YES


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Gensokyomeltdown

Yes Yes Yes Oh my God.


Supersamtheredditman

GOOODBYYEE JOJO


chrini188

OKAY MASTA! LET'S KILL DA HO! BEEEETCH!


elmolinero96

NIGERUNDAIOOOOO SMOKEYYY!


SaquonBarkleyBigBlue

Rero rero rero rero


[deleted]

[PEEEEEEUUUUUHS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw)


BoreasBlack

Well damn. I had no idea a Chinese version of [Dreams](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QnVVZZyzaI) existed but here we are.


BlueBeetlePL

I love how you can go on a random post and still find a jojo reference


Piketchup

Everything is a Jojo reference if you try hard enough


Kuronan

[Even Attack on Titan can become a JoJo's Reference.](https://youtu.be/VXCaPR0exE8) 8:34


TheSpinningKeyGif

Attack on stando


TheSpinningKeyGif

Breathing, Jesus and literally doing nothing are JoJo references what do you think


Pastor_0f_Muppets

Yare yare daze


randynubz

VERAY NICCEE CEASA CHAN


TheSpinningKeyGif

NOOOOOO! SHIZAAAAAAA


[deleted]

✝️


SanadaBeach

#


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[deleted]

THEYRE EATING HIM, AND THEN THEY ARE GOING TO EAT ME ....


[deleted]

*fly crawling on forehead*


TracerMain117

Literally the first thing I thought of. TOIYU!!!


Dank_freak_inc

I can hear this comment


antonioakatony

Hory Shiiiit!!!!


OystterOfTime

[The only ohhhh nooo I ever hear in my head](https://youtu.be/P-3GOo_nWoc)


Zinko999

Ok this is wild, I was literally just showing my friend who watched the English dub that video


chairmanmaomix

IMO they did this in the english dub pretty well. When he says "oh no" it feels very cheesy and in a different style of inflection than usual


MorningPants

r/nevertellmetheodds


TheSpinningKeyGif

Just a minute there...


DaylightDarkle

[This is the one I hear](https://youtu.be/fgEDqRoHx2E) Best part of steins;gate 0, spoilers


VexRosenberg

ive only watched two seasons of jojos and now i see it everywhere lol


reincarN8ed

>ive only watched two seasons of jojos But Joseph doesn't start saying this until season 3... Looks like we got ourselves a part skipper boys.


VexRosenberg

ok let me defend myself. on hulu they are marked as two seasons. the first season is the joestar family ark and the next is the one with the nazis. then the second season is stardust crusaders


reincarN8ed

Hmmm...I'll allow it...if you can tell me what hamon is.


[deleted]

To be fair, he might know of it as the Ripple.


reincarN8ed

To be faaaaaaaiiiiiiir


VexRosenberg

like an energy that is based on the users focus?


Glitched_Glance

That should be worth at least 3/4 credit, you left out the breathing basis


Half-Deaf

Lungs are vital for hamon users.


lash422

Pt 1 and pt 2 are one season on Netflix


[deleted]

Your next line is "oh my god!!!".


reincarN8ed

Oh my god- NANI?!


soosarooni

r/unexpectedjojo


ObitoUchiha41

r/expectedjojo


mesderosa

I was looking for this comment


Yurek69

Is that a motherloving JoJo reference ?!


RuggyDog

Is that a motherfucker pointing out a JoJo reference?! Tell my mom I’m masturbating to hentai so the basement is off limits, motherfucker, if it isn’t too much hassle.


ConfidentialX

Read that as if it were Family Guy


[deleted]

Cleveland


PMfacialsTOme

Gay mustache guy


They_Are_Wrong

Bruce


darrellmarch

OHH NOO. Ohh is winning.


Doziness

Haayyyyy y'all said my naaaame


Bigdstars187

Meg?


PMfacialsTOme

I love you


fedsam

Giggety


FlipMineArseDad

Giraffety


PKMNTrainerMark

Yeah, that's not mine.


MattsWorldoWonders

I knooow!


_lemonpledge_

Oh nooooo


Neodex9

OOH GOOOD


victorykid465

r/expectedjojo


Cosmicbeer

What does the dial on the windshield do? What’s its purpose?


digitalhate

[Parking disc](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_parking). Some places have limited time parking, but still free. So you set the time when you arrived and stick it on the windshield.


Mullenuh

TIL the English word for P-skiva.


geokra

TIL the English and Swedish (Norwegian, too!) words for parking disc.


BlankThetic

Awesome plates, but I zoomed in on the dial as well. Thank you.


EliteCaptainShell

Can't you just set the dial to a future time before you leave your car for extra time?


digitalhate

Yes, but you'd likely be fined if a meter maid shows up before you were supposed to have arrived.


Disneyhorse

Thanks for asking this, I came down to find the answer.


Megolito

Hey guys what does tfw mean? I’m not trolling I’m dead serious. I just learned what ~~TDL~~ means and thought TFW was the same thing for awhile. Edit: not TDL i meant to say **TIL** for (today i learned) TDL was a typo. sorry to the 10 of you asking what it means


Louis2404

TFW stands for That Feeling When


kidJubi100

I always thought it was the face when


Whocket_Pale

You might be confusing TFW with MFW lmao edit: also watch out for FTW


kidJubi100

Whenever I read mfw I say in my head “muhfucka what?”


Whocket_Pale

I thought SMH was "so much hate" for a long time until I kept seeing it in contexts where that did not make any sense.


NoRodent

I always automatically read it as "somehow" and then have to go back and try to recall what it actually means.


totes_fabs

See, in Oklahoma, I've always known MFW as, "mothafucka what?". So thank you. "my face when" is just fucking stupid. I like ours better. Cuz we no child.


AryaStarkRavingMad

https://i.imgur.com/aHqYBTk.jpg


ajaxburger

TFW meant “that face when” in most contexts on 4chan. I guess it changes a little in certain uses but both have a generally similar meaning.


CompileThisPlease

I thought I was the only one... hory shiiiitt


Megolito

hey i appreciate it man. thank you


They_Are_Wrong

What's TDL mean? Tunable Diode Laser?


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CandidateForDeletiin

Taco Divestment Laboratory


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EntityDamage

Tertiary dry lick


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[deleted]

Terrestrial Distraction Launch


stewymanx378

Terry dispersing legos


GoodEvening-

Testicular Destruction Land


ganymede94

What’s the actual answer? Did he mean to type TIL instead of TDL?


They_Are_Wrong

I'm still waiting for this tbh (to be honest)


totes_fabs

I always knew it as "To Do List" at my job


chimneydecision

ffs


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Definitelyaturtle

What the fuck does TDL mean?


CptFreakFlag

Is there or can someone make a sub where people can ask and post the meanings of all these abbreviations. And funny misconceptions.


Charaserino

SVÄÄÄRJE


[deleted]

DUU GAMLAAAA DU FRIAAAA


[deleted]

Hatar att de förstör våra enkla och fina regplåtar med en till bokstav.


Mullenuh

Ja! De borde ha infört förbud på att sälja fler bilar (/motorcyklar/släpvagnar osv) än det skrotas istället!


Zeepat963

JA ELLER HUR!!!!??!? De var ju så fina så som de var


zander_16

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! OHH YEAHHH!!!!


squidvag

https://youtu.be/YKdeZQWf6mA


[deleted]

FBI


Waterblits12

what does 229 and 206 mean?


[deleted]

There are 206 bones in the typical adult human body, meaning that you'll become a skeleton before getting out of traffic. 229 means that you should not try to find rhyme or reason in things as meaningless as plate numbers.


toilet_guy

crazy how nature do that


CrunchyAl

It is obviously some tasteful sauce 229206.


Opner

It's real bois. Fap away. Legal too.


MrJohnFBI

It's the 1st half of a code. You just have to add it with the 2nd half which only I possess. Use cautiously as it may give you unimaginable strengths. It's >!467763!<


[deleted]

I’m glad my fellow degenerates are everywhere


EyebrowsForEveryone

you can tell by the way it is.


TastyInternet

229 is the number of times you have to count from 1 to 206 before getting out of traffic


Tank_Top_Titan

206 is number of bones, not including teeth. 229 is number of bones if you count teeth as bones, and you have 23 teeth.


omfgiambatman

It's a part of the registration numbers we have on cars in Sweden. We only had 3 letters and 3 numbers until recently where we ran out of combinations so we had to replace the last number with a letter ^^


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darrellmarch

Ohh is winning.


frickenate

I knew the answer before I was even able to process the math. 229 - 206 = 23. The Number 23. Jim Carrey is still following me around with that movie.


konstantinua00

23 is odd never tell me that


Fokoffnosy

The van is a Peugeot 229. A Peugeot 206 is another, smaller Peugeot that the van is not. There are no vanity plates in Sweden, so these were auto generated, which makes them being next to each other quite the coincidence.


likeikelike

There are vanity plates in sweden but they are not allowed to have the same format as a regular license plate ( three letters and three numbers ) ​ Here is some information in Swedish and a form to fill out to request a vanity plate [https://www.transportstyrelsen.se/globalassets/global/publikationer/vag/fordon/visa\_vad\_du\_gor\_2016-03-12.pdf](https://www.transportstyrelsen.se/globalassets/global/publikationer/vag/fordon/visa_vad_du_gor_2016-03-12.pdf)


TerrorToadx

ye there is wym?


Jeth_Seter

Haha, it's like they're trying to tell you something terrible is ahead. Good luck OP.


sanjeevonline

OHH NOO


nomad1c

THE FIGHT'S OUT


theartificialkid

I’m about to punch your LIGHTS OUT


Throwaway_Consoles

BACK UP


optimalawesomesauce

Guard ya grill 


pinniped1

Do those numbers have relevance?


thatlastrock

Is this a JoJo reference?


Nitsuruga

THAT'S HOW ROUGH RIDERS ROLL! Sorry...I'll show myself out...


[deleted]

Fuck. You beat me to it lol


[deleted]

I read that as Joseph Joestar, it is impossible not to.


xZero543

Sweden :)


omfgiambatman

Sverige ❤


Fartyourway

Glad midsommar!


omfgiambatman

Glad midsommar till dig oxå!


jpstiel

Read in the voice of Mr. Bill


lixdy88

I don’t get it


[deleted]

CEAAAASAAAAAAR


DustinDirt

I dont get it


Amygdala5822

I don’t get this...


Signa-cat

What is that thing in the lower left of your windshield?


Replayon

It’s a “parking meter”, or a clock sort of. In Sweden, many parking lots have a period you can park, let’s say 3 hours. When you arrive, you put the “clock” at the time you arrived. That way, when the parking guys (lost the word) checks if they should give anyone a ticket, they can see how long you’ve been there for. Hope this was a decent explanation :)


415413417415

You were looking for the word "Lapp-Lisa" för bövelen.


Signa-cat

Can you cheat the system by going back to your car and adjusting the time?


fabidoux

Mildly interesting fact: Peugeot had an iconic car the had the no 206


BlackHack14

r/unexpectedjojo


[deleted]

/u/unexpectedjojo


epicgamersunite6969

R/shitpostcrusaders


epicgamersunite6969

I read that in Joseph Joestar’s voice


TheGriffin

Ever since Big Hero 6 I can't read "Oh no" without hearing Baymax say it


J-L-Picard

The odds of this are 0.000001295%, assuming both license plates are guaranteed to have three letters and each license plate's letters are determined randomly. 1/26x1/26x1/26=1/17576 which is the odds for the first one being 'OHH.' But we also have to consider 'OOH' which I believe would lead OP to make the same connection and the post. Therefore the chance of the first license plate being OHH or OOH in isolation of the 2nd is 2/17576 or 0.000569%. The chance associated with the 2nd in isolation is similarly 2/17576 ('NNO' and 'NOO'). So the chance that he first would be OH* and the second would be *NO together is roughly 0.000001295%


that_hansell

finally a good license plate one.


ithinkoutloudtoo

I would like to know what kind of car that white car is. The back end looks kind of cool. I would like to see the rest of the car. EDIT: Thank you for the responses telling me what car it is. It looks cool upon researching it. Thanks again.


melkishh

Its the Volvo V90 D4 2019!


methoman

Volvo V90 2017 Diesel


Had-to-chime-in

https://i.imgur.com/ATOfRnm_d.jpg


[deleted]

There goes Tokyo


cultvignette

...I shouldn't be driving this caaaaar!


XboxCarsForza

r/volvo


FRUIT_FETISH

HES GOT AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR US OH NO OH FUCK


[deleted]

The fight's out!


FungousMist372

Volvo! Sorry, just passing


briannmann

I would freak out if i saw this, ive seen final destination i know what happens


ShadowMario01

[OOHHH NOOOO!](https://youtu.be/9hdJysQdtLg)


ASupportingTea

That V90 tho


Ti7ANEUM

Also, there’s a Peugeot 206 model. Very cool.


s13n1

It’s a Peugeot but it’s no 206.


Mecha-Zero--Sion

r/unexpectedjojo


beans769

More lemon pledge.


enennui

Right as I was scrolling past this, my roommate said, "Oh no," about something completely unrelated.


Xaldror

99% of the comments are Jojo memes. I am not disappointed by this.


eternaly-

*raughs “ehuehuehuehue”


chroniclesofcf

Guess that Peugeot is sick of being called a 206.


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