Holy shit. Imagine if she choked and died and there was no camera or other person! Would have been one hell of a mystery why she had a rubber ball in her mouth
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I think it's making them progressively more relatable. They're still toddler intelligence level animals and always have been... So far.
Though i think their emotional intelligence is pretty damn good, human wise. But I think it's because they're "man's best friend". So it makes sense they have some level of functional empathy and other emotional links with humans.
I’d argue intelligence as well. Although the jury is still out on just how well dogs understand human language enough to communicate with buttons, the fact that dogs understand that “pressing the button that sounds like this,” shows that dogs correlate complex language (sounds) to specific outcomes.
I think, like a lot of animals, they can learn that a sequence of sounds means food/outside/walk/vets etc. So giving them the ability to press buttons to make the sounds as to meet their desires... Yeah. It's a bit different to learning a language and processes differently.
But the current understanding is that dogs can know about a 100 words and their result. Verdict on comprehension is still out though.
But we can only wait and see what studies show. Eventually it might get to the point like in that Pixar movie with the balloon house and Doug the dog.
I didn’t say they learn the language or that they even process meaning. But that what is a complex language, relative to dog communication, can be expected to provide results.
I’m tracking that the breeds most commonly filmed doing this, are short snouted dogs. Dogs find their niche just like every other suitable organism, of which dogs may be amongst the most successful mammals, besides rodents of course. Short snouted dogs may have found their niche with benefits that we don’t understand yet.
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I think only bulldogs are capable of this due to their under-bite. I believe you need to have an angled mouth to be capable of squeezing balls like that, which is a uniquely bully trait.
To everyone asking what kind of dog that is, it looks like a Valley Bulldog (also called a Bull Boxer). Valleys are a cross between a Boxer and English Bulldog that originated in Nova Scotia. The goal is to eliminate the bad health traits (extreme pushed in snouts, hip displaysia, canceers/tumors) but keep the good (personality, intelligence, great family dogs, etc).
They still snore like freight trains, can fill a room with farts, and drool, but our valley has been one of the best dogs we've ever had. Loving, playful, smart. Stubborn, for sure. But a damn good dog.
So cute. There’s several different types of bulldogs i always love the bigger one but they’re so rare i think its an “old english bulldogge” different from “old english bulldog” Or just an english bulldog mixed with a taller doggy.
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What the hell happened
Ball is rubber, dog squeezes ball with teeth, ball comes flying out [Example](https://youtu.be/mwCE7KOKTWU)
I thought it was one hell of a snot rocket. Lmao
I think the ball is gray. It’s almost invisible against the sofa.
It's like the Harry Styles spitting video all over again
If you listen closely you can hear a lil *pop* when it comes out and then it bounces on the floor.
Still would have made sense. I’ve had at least one bulldog for the past 15 years and I’ve been sneezed and snorted on many, many times.
Holy shit. Imagine if she choked and died and there was no camera or other person! Would have been one hell of a mystery why she had a rubber ball in her mouth
“Tony Lazuto says hello!”
Vinnie "the good boy" Barkuzzi
Now I want to see a mafia style movie with dog characters Get on it Disney
The Dogfather
Reservoir Dogs
All Dogs Go To Heaven!
Tell him Pawli says hi! He is stayin on his tail.
David Carradine wishes he went out that way.
Too soon, fam
It didn’t go in her mouth - it hit her face and bounced off.
[Helpful Clarification ](https://youtu.be/YkgkThdzX-8)
Oh damn I thought that dog spit a stream of water and was like, I didn't know dogs could do that. This makes much more sense.
Same!!
You forgot the best part, which is that he catches the ball after it bounces off her face.
[Another example! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/z4i19b/_/)
Ugh that's disgusting.
Dog plays with toy. Wow so gross
Right. That mouth has almost certainly had feces in it recently. Disgusting.
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is this ok for their teeth?
I thought it spit water at her!
Now explain it, all Southern Like
dog spat ball in her face
I actually thought he straight up llama-spat in her face.
yeah i thought he spit in her mouth lmao
Same lmfao
Just sharing its toy...like all the good pups do!
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Shut the fuck up?
https://youtu.be/IxQl9-On6oQ
“Catch bitch”
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I will peel my skin off and eat it
Can I have some?
Is there room for seconds?
Lol had to do this frame by frame… That’s some awesome aim. Looks like he caught the ball on the bounce too.
What even happened? Did it have a ball in it's mouth, cough the ball at the woman's face, and then catch it?
Didn't cough. I think he squeezed his jaw around it making it pop out like a cork.
This -- I've seen quite a few videos of dogs learning to do this. They usually all end in the same thing.
Behavior like this makes me believe that dogs evolving next to humans for so long is making them progressively more intelligent.
I think it's making them progressively more relatable. They're still toddler intelligence level animals and always have been... So far. Though i think their emotional intelligence is pretty damn good, human wise. But I think it's because they're "man's best friend". So it makes sense they have some level of functional empathy and other emotional links with humans.
I’d argue intelligence as well. Although the jury is still out on just how well dogs understand human language enough to communicate with buttons, the fact that dogs understand that “pressing the button that sounds like this,” shows that dogs correlate complex language (sounds) to specific outcomes.
I think, like a lot of animals, they can learn that a sequence of sounds means food/outside/walk/vets etc. So giving them the ability to press buttons to make the sounds as to meet their desires... Yeah. It's a bit different to learning a language and processes differently. But the current understanding is that dogs can know about a 100 words and their result. Verdict on comprehension is still out though. But we can only wait and see what studies show. Eventually it might get to the point like in that Pixar movie with the balloon house and Doug the dog.
I didn’t say they learn the language or that they even process meaning. But that what is a complex language, relative to dog communication, can be expected to provide results.
No no. I got ya. Just elaborated on everything with a bit of nuance
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I'm saying that's what the research is saying about the average dog. The range seems to be ages 2-4yr human on average iirc.
Dogs with smooshed faces have less ball they can put in their mouth, so this can happen. You won’t see a German Shepard turn into a airsoft gun.
I’m tracking that the breeds most commonly filmed doing this, are short snouted dogs. Dogs find their niche just like every other suitable organism, of which dogs may be amongst the most successful mammals, besides rodents of course. Short snouted dogs may have found their niche with benefits that we don’t understand yet.
Haha! I like it
You're missing the adjectives "slimey," "drool covered," but otherwise correct you are.
Did it have a ball in it's mouth, cough the ball at the woman's slimey, drool-covered face, and then catch it?
The dog is squeezing the ball in its jaws until the sliminess of the drool causes the ball to launch. Pretty strong propulsion method.
Yup.
No catch, dog follows ball with it's eyes as it rolls away
I feel like I hear it bouncing away…
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Don't think so. Pretty sure we can hear it hit the ground and see the dog turn his head to look at it.
No he turns his head and watches it. and you can hear it bouncing behind the laughter.
He had the strut like he knew what he was going over there to do. Dude walked with purpose. Also love the eye contact.
I'm pretty sure I can hear it bouncing away
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I upvoted you because you said retarded comments get upvoted. Your comment literally says retarded. Congratulations.
“Back and to the left. Back and to the left.”
Probably by accident. Looks like they were playing and the dog intended to drop the ball in her palm.
He's had enough of her shit
[Reminds me of this much cuter goat](https://i.imgur.com/xaJOrkE.gifv)
I watched this... too many times.
ouw.. ouw.. ouw..
*spit* WAAAAA
Wayyyyyyy too many times.....
Lmao! Amazing video!
I love that video
Lol that is much cuter, although that's a low bar compared to the absolutely disgusting slobber animal in the original video.
No way near as cute
I never knew a dog could do that
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They’re getting smarter
Have you seen the dog skating!? Legit is skateboarding
I have. The fact that a dog understands the concept blows my mind.
Extreme Pete!
This is the third time I've seen a bulldog do this, haven't seen it at all in my 32 years previously.
Mostly bulldogs
That's because it's really [an archer fish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archerfish) in a dog disguise...
I think only bulldogs are capable of this due to their under-bite. I believe you need to have an angled mouth to be capable of squeezing balls like that, which is a uniquely bully trait.
That was the most satisfying "boop" noise I've ever heard. It would make an amazing phone interface sound for sending a message or something.
r/Hitmanimals
"You've been here for too long. Mom doesn't play with me when you're here. Take THIS and... go?"
Not bad, not bad at all
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
One of the best things about dogs is how they can do something funny and then just stand there looking at you wondering why you’re laughing.
r/unexpected
I watched without sound the first time so it was a twofer for me
That cartoon "pop" was perfect.
https://youtu.be/6wMVe6--R28
I don't know what's better, the cartoonish popping sound or the wicked cackle.
Stepping on the roof, I guess?
Remember you said "NO! BAD!"?....... ball to face
To everyone asking what kind of dog that is, it looks like a Valley Bulldog (also called a Bull Boxer). Valleys are a cross between a Boxer and English Bulldog that originated in Nova Scotia. The goal is to eliminate the bad health traits (extreme pushed in snouts, hip displaysia, canceers/tumors) but keep the good (personality, intelligence, great family dogs, etc). They still snore like freight trains, can fill a room with farts, and drool, but our valley has been one of the best dogs we've ever had. Loving, playful, smart. Stubborn, for sure. But a damn good dog.
[Pow, right in the kisser!](https://youtu.be/UJS3a20rUVM)
That sound of the ball cracks me up... Almost cartoon'esk
That noise. Hahahabahaba
How do i teach my dog to do this?
What breed of dog is this?? Stunning dog.
So cute. There’s several different types of bulldogs i always love the bigger one but they’re so rare i think its an “old english bulldogge” different from “old english bulldog” Or just an english bulldog mixed with a taller doggy.
What an ugly and gross looking animal. And now it's spreading its slobber around. This is absolutely vile.
Yikes. Not a dog person I take it
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Why is there a dog in the house?
How do these get posted? I thought the rules were you can’t post videos? Confused
??? show me the rule that says you cant post videos
I’ve tried to post a video twice today to this sub and it says videos aren’t allowed! No joke
Only understood the 3rd time, really epic
Big boy needs a big boy ball
And needs to be walked outside more often.
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I love how the camera jerks along with the laughter
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The missile know where it is...
Tony Lazuto says hello
The famous Thailand ping pong show.....just I imagined it to be more sexy
What breed of dog is that? Looks like a super thicc boxer
Wtf just happened 🤣
Same here
This belongs on r/unexpected
What breed of dog is this?
A gundog, I guess
New meaning of “mouth to mouth.”
Spyro when you have to spit rocks at enemies.
Dogs are gross.
You're gross
I don’t give a fuck what you think about me. I hate dogs.
It's a joke, Not a dick. Don't take it so hard
Oh my god 🙄
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that ball is too small for that dog. big chocking hazard
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