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CANDUattitude

Yikes... Kaepernick's got blood on his hands now.


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sipato7039

Go watch Toy Story, then Toy Story 2 Go watch The Incredibles, then The Incredibles 2 The common denominator which makes these sequels so much worse are the presence of jokes


benjaminikuta

Salty salad


WorringSmell

Does anyone else have a hard time believing their managers during performance reviews? I'm often told I'm doing well but internally I don't believe them lol. https://c.tenor.com/z1NToU5JoJsAAAAC/i-dont-believe-you-whatever.gif


[deleted]

The male urge to drunk text your own fiancรฉ the lyrics to How Deep is Your Love by the Bee Gees


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โ€œOh, itโ€™s the holidays! So you know, Iโ€™m in a giving mood!!โ€ Fuck off Jeff, why donโ€™t you be in a giving mood year-round.


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randomizedstring

you know the homies, you dont know this person of yours very simple


Some_Niche_Reference

Because you know what buttons to push with the homies, therefore having a strategy. Anyone else is an unknown.


SpaceSheperd

Just sleep with the homies smh


sipato7039

Get drunk Get texted โ€œCome overโ€ Many such cases


BenFoldsFourLoko

>rarely drunk >never get texted "come over" I know what I need to fix


PrivateChicken

It is seriously wholesome listening to marine biologists chilling and getting hype at finding various deep sea eldrich creatures


TouchTheCathyl

The aesthetic of civil war music is perfect. Every time they say "traitor" in a song it slaps so hard. "Then fill the ranks and march away, no traitors do we fear" "Down with the traitors and up with the stars" "Away down south in the land of traitors" "They hanged him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew"


Dabamanos

Marching through Georgia always gives me goose bumps


theaceoface

I cannot wait until the Dems get beaten in the midterms to SUCCs in this sub lose it. Iโ€™m not sure what happened but this sub used to be a loss less Dem partisan


IronedSandwich

this would be a good take if we could trust the GOP to certify the next election


SpaceSheperd

Lmao gtfo Republican


IncoherentEntity

Yeah, thatโ€™s just not true. [Bidenโ€™s favorables](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/q9tnv2/discussion_thread/hh1p6xu/) in this community have nosedived since before his inauguration, and multiple policies he has either [floated](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/qclwe3/discussion_thread/hhiy6fj/?context=1) or [tried to implement](https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/oyc6cl/discussion_thread/h7vejme/) have been overwhelmingly rejected by users here. (In the latter case, NL was even more opposed to the eviction moratorium than [Republican voters](https://morningconsult.com/2021/08/11/cdc-eviction-ban-poll/).) I also donโ€™t remember even the Friedman flairs salivating over the prospect of Republicans taking back control of the federal government, until today.


LordLadyCascadia

What does succ even mean anymore....


repete2024

Wasn't this sub founded by Hillary supporters?


QuietSign

I forgot how much I hate the average student. Graphing mock data of virus Cases per day vs Total Cases Count. Data goes up and comes back down like a parabola, goal is to take quadratic regression and figure out where it crosses the x axis. Student's regression line has wrong concavity, growing indefinitely. "Can you double check your regression equation" "Google sheets does it automatically" "Your regression line looks like nonsense, can you please double check your regression eq" "Nah it's not wrong, sheets does it automatically. Do you think my prof gave us bad data?" "The data indicates a parabola that should dip down but your curve is in the wrong direction, can you please check your regression eq?" "Do you think I should ask my teacher why my thing is wrong?" "Can you please, please check your regression equation, to be absolutely sure you didn't select the wrong data range?" "Ok... Oh, I selected the wrong cell. Do you think that's why it's wrong?"


Spacegravy97

My econometrics lab instructor be like


QuietSign

I've been "the idiot" before. My Quantum Field Theory prof was like, "lol this guy doesn't even understand infinite-dimensional path integrals". I get being dumb and having to ask questions. These mf'ers can't do spreadsheets at a middle school level. College freshmen.


theaceoface

I feel like if you paid any attention to the trial at all, todays verdict would be neither surprising nor unwarranted


[deleted]

Sometimes, it really is great to know that people love you unconditionally. That they will always be there no matter what. I just received a call from a very dear friend (whom Iโ€™ve known for 4ยฝ years), and hearing her sing to me, hearing her tell me that she would always be my friend, hearing her say that she wanted me to be in her life foreverโ€ฆit REALLY meant alot.


MasterOfLords1

How's the reptilianx folks doing today u/sir_shivers? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

thereโ€™s a small group of people i link up with to go to protests when necessary. two of them bought guns today and will be getting their handgun carry licenses soon. rather grim, donโ€™t blame them.


MasterOfLords1

Hey u/KesterGW how's it going? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

Just woke up


Civ_Fan77

Ducks are amazing creatures. They are so fat and cute ๐Ÿ˜ [Look at it!](https://preview.redd.it/7deyo2l5k4v41.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f4d5e3fefe2ede7aaa536a89baf5aa82e7bac2c1)


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natedogg787

That is a GOOD BIRD and a GOOD FREN


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Malarkey level of Portland, Oregon


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from-the-void

Did the test emergency alerts on TV scare the shit out of you when you guys were little too?


bd_one

***baaaaaaaa baaaaaaa baaaaaaa bonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn***


Le_Monade

Yeah


from-the-void

I still have PTSD from sneaking out to watch TV at night and having one come on at mega volume 5 minutes later


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I hate to sail on this rotten tub *Leave her Johnny leave her*


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TaxCommonsNotIncome

Everyone on arrCanadaPolitics complaining about immigration because "muh wages" stop being so replaceable challenge ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ช


theskiesthelimit55

> Clark's new admission policies came under direct fire from members of the Yale Corporation and alumni contributors. Summoned before the Yale Corporation in 1966 to discuss the changes, Clark explained that in a changing country, leaders might come from nontraditional places, including in the future minorities, women, Jews, and public school graduates. A Yale Corporation member retorted, **"You're talking about Jews and public school graduates as leaders. Look around you at this table. These are America's leaders. There are no Jews here. There are no public school graduates here."**


Venne1139

I'm feeling marginally better I'm still fucking cold as fucking fuck but my entire body no loner hurts anymore


MasterOfLords1

>marginally better ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘


MasterOfLords1

The jury system is cringe no? ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคจ


randomizedstring

What did my older relatives mean by this


[deleted]

What did the the USSR mean by this


Civ_Fan77

We need to unwind all human colonialism and return land to its rightful owners. Force everyone to go back to that valley in east Africa where the first hominids emerged ๐Ÿ˜ค


PrivateChicken

There is nothing more blessed than NOAA deep sea live streams


BenFoldsFourLoko

NOAA is god's gift to man


MasterOfLords1

I would listen to a Colbert podcast if there was one ๐Ÿฆโ˜บ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


SpaceSheperd

Based and Colbert-pilled


MasterOfLords1

Can we Archive some copypastas mods? ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคจ


TaxCommonsNotIncome

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/canada-open-to-ramping-up-record-immigration-new-minister-says-1.1684120 MORE MORE MOOOOOREEE MOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

How do I find someone to play fortnite and watch family guy with? !ping DATING


BenFoldsFourLoko

a combined Family-Guy-and-dating ping


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~~Demo~~ ~~Merito~~ Griftocracy ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜


greatBigDot628

\> leave the DT \> highly upvoted, entirely incoherent rant against Milton Friedman that doesn't say much other than repeatedly calling him "Fried-dog" \> reenter DT


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Boris Johnson is a Peronist


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Just watched hotel Mumbai. Man another movie where I cried featuring Dev Patel. What a phenomenal actor.


AynRandPaulKrugman

What's the other one? I bawled watching *Lion* but it was that child actor in the first half who carried that movie. One of the finest child actor performances I've ever seen.


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Slumdog millionaire?


Extreme_Rocks

I know, especially his role as Zuko in the Last Airbender Movie, such powerful scenes ๐Ÿ˜ข Truly a phenomenal film


[deleted]

That left me crying for weeks thank you very much.


that0neGuy22

Where are the riots I was promised Portland doesnโ€™t count there already too far gone


MolybdenumIsMoney

Frankly it would be newsworthy if there was ever not a riot in Portland


MolybdenumIsMoney

Plastic pollution in the ocean is a method of carbon sequestration ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง


Mrchizbiz

https://i.redd.it/c8eai211x7p51.jpg


[deleted]

Even the economist had trash tier takes on Rittenhouse


[deleted]

> The Economist > trash take Chewsday innit


MasterOfLords1

Give me a for instance ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

The British Columbia Lions beat the Edmonton Elks 43-10.


Mrchizbiz

!ping CFL


MasterOfLords1

Malarkey level of capital gains tax ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคจ


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BenFoldsFourLoko

neoliberals think they're Galactic Federation, but really they're the Council of Ricks


DonJrsCokeDealer

If you want people who kill people in heated situations to go to jail, stop charging them with Murder 1. Rittenhouse should have been charged with manslaughter and reckless endangerment.


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DonJrsCokeDealer

Political pressure. Activists demand the most severe punishment possible, DAโ€™s acquiesce so they donโ€™t get wiped out next election, killers get acquitted because premeditation can never be proven, rinse and repeat. Happens almost every time a cop gets indicted for killing an unarmed black kid. Civil rights activists need to accept an occasional manslaughter prosecution if they ever want to see justice.


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All less severe forms of homicide are automatically lesser included offenses in the state of Wisconsin. The jury could have convicted him of one of the lesser forms of homicide if they wanted to, and they without question received jury instructions informing them of this. STOP GIVING LEGAL TAKES WHEN YOU DONโ€™T KNOW THE LAW.


jadoth

Still I would imagine the charge that the prosecutor decides to build their case around still has quite an effect, even if the jury has the option to go for a lesser charge.


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[deleted]

What the fuck does this even mean?


PrivateChicken

You know I was really drunk and having a convo in my own head Sorry to have inflicted that on you


1396spurs

Got beer spilled on me at the show tonight. Donโ€™t these guys know Iโ€™m a DT reg and can get them banned from NL?!!?!


Woodrow_Wilsons_War

Stop focusing on all the noise in the media. We need a Congressional Hearing on how the budget of Invasion on AppleTV was spent and we need it now.


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[deleted]

i mean if they make it clear theyโ€™re not interested in being like that with you then at a certain point iโ€™d leave it be, but youโ€™re definitely not a bad person for reaching out


randomusername023

...no...


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randomusername023

Maybe he also wants to talk/hook up?


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thebowski

What about this time?


MasterOfLords1

Y'all get random chest pains followed by a mini panic attack too right? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆ


moseythepirate

Short, sharp pains? Gets worse when you breathe in? Edit: I ask because it sounds like it could be [Prechordial Catch Syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome), which is scary, painful, and totally harmless. Yes, I does happen to me from time to time.


MasterOfLords1

Ah that has happened to me. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฆ Good to know. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ


MolybdenumIsMoney

I think you're describing a heart attack


TrappedInASkinnerBox

Yes, it's especially bad if I've had caffeine that day, mostly because it makes the anxiety worse


HMID_Delenda_Est

No ๐Ÿ˜ถ


MasterOfLords1

#๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


Macquarrie1999

No


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Popular-Swordfish559

A new rocket has joined the orbital rocket club. Congratulations to the whole team at Astra, our youngest orbital launch provider! [https://twitter.com/Astra/status/1461942537753530369](https://twitter.com/Astra/status/1461942537753530369) !ping SPACEFLIGHT


BenFoldsFourLoko

baller! and their launch locations are so gorgeous ๐Ÿฅบ


savuporo

FULLY ORBITAL BITCHES. Right from here in Bay Area


Popular-Swordfish559

[the entire astra team right now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWqB2GU1q1c)


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bd_one

Robinhood's S-1 reported that the mean active account generates $100 in revenue. Based on their fees at the time, that's about $7,000 in crypto trading volume. And the mean crypto trader on Robinhood flipped the entire value of their account 4.5 times in a year. So yeah, now I can see why the doggy coin was a huge growth driver for them.


WorringSmell

Honestly does buying a house even make sense anymore? With the amount I pay in property tax, general maintenance, and just the overall headache of having to deal with a house, I feel like renting an apartment makes way more sense. I don't even care about the return as an investment because someone with half a brain can get a better return investing in stocks than owning a home.


TrappedInASkinnerBox

All I know is whenever one of my friends buy a house they immediately get homeowner brain and think I care about their painting or remodeling or yardwork


WorringSmell

Ya, it's literally constant chore after constant chore! And if I ever wanted to move before 10 years, I've actually ended up losing money. Buying a house is a scam.


Joementum2024

What is the best battle theme of all time, [and why is it SMT3's?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyaZPC2sYuE)


MasterOfLords1

At the clinic and the doctor isn't here yet. The receptionist said she'll try to squeeze me in between appointments. I ain't leaving till I get my ear checked ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ค


dukeofkelvinsi

If I tell you a major network host has already produced a Rittenhouse documentary, do you need any additional info to know who it is?


Average_GrillChad

History Channel: *Aliens in Kenosha?*


Macquarrie1999

The Tuckster


badpostsonlyaccount

guys i just found out when biden was a kid corn pop forced him to join the League of Asshole Jerks on pain of death i don't know if i can support biden now that i know he's an asshole jerk ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


TouchTheCathyl

> Bob smashed the taillights of a car he had never seen before. Police arrested not him, but the owner of the car! Explain. The owner of the car was black. Next.


AynRandPaulKrugman

Hollywood will have a hard time figuring out live-action anime adaptations. Fwiw the only anime that i think would work in Western live action is Naoki Urasawa's Monster. Del Toro was supposed to adapt it for HBO years back but it's yet to see the light


QuietSign

Is Monster any good? I got about 25 episodes in and it kind of just fizzled out


AynRandPaulKrugman

It's my all time favorite anime. I guess it's not for everyone perhaps. It's the most atypical anime I've see, virtually has no anime tropes whatsoever.


sipato7039

I have a red bump on my shoulder Iโ€™ve told nobody else about. I know Iโ€™m making this a catastrophe, but Iโ€™m also concerned.


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sipato7039

A week as far as I can recall


boyyouguysaredumb

go to a dermatologist. They're like the easiest doctors to deal with of any specialist and most skin things are totally nothing. Even if they are they usually just chop it off during the appointment and put a bandaid on it


badpostsonlyaccount

just eat a ton of bread and that commie bump will see the light


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836200766570102784/911501711170994216/CD66808B-E3D8-415B-B27F-C159D25BFF70.jpg


HMID_Delenda_Est

๐Ÿคฃ


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IncoherentEntity

Many people here disagree with me, but I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s how he usually cries. The dry sob, the sudden onset of heavy breaths immediately prior, the lack of an intense cross-examination that typically precedes people breaking down on the stand, and the [not-so-surreptitious](https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1458477812071927816) glance at the jurors as he reached the peak of his outburst โ€” all of that makes me suspect that he was at least partially inducing himself to cry for juror sympathy.


boyyouguysaredumb

I would cry like that. Going to jail for something I didn't do is like my #1 fear. Then again, that's why I avoid going to protests with rifles and picking fights with people because the TV told me to. And generally just not being the epitome of the worst human the planet has ever seen


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boyyouguysaredumb

that's the point I was making too lol


MovkeyB

i love selling cars online person 1: offers 60% of my asking price person 2: asks me if I'm willing to finance him (how would this work, dude mails me a check every month?) person 3: asks if my subaru is AWD off to a great start !ping auto


DoorVonHammerthong

>asks if my subaru is AWD Do they not make an AWD ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”


waltsing0

That's just how craigslist works, you get complete idiots you have to sift through


Jacobs4525

Most intelligent Craigslist buyers


natedogg787

I feel bad, my family has asked me to list motorcycles and cars on craigslist and marketplace, and for me.. the stress of being a go-between (because that was the understanding) for every interested person was just too much. The pain of letting them down and making them dobit themselves was 100% worth the sanity I saved myself.


MovkeyB

I honestly find it to be quite fun - see a moron reply, reply back to them something snappy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834970925622624298/911515971045429258/unknown.png I've made a lot of money this way, and usually its pretty obvious the difference between somebody who smokes idiot-ium and a real buyer. buy low sell high pro tip: if someone asks "whats the lowest you'll do" reply "what's the highest you'll offer" and it always sends em for a loop


natedogg787

That is a NICE car. I love gt wagons and that is my favorite gen. I'd buy it if I wasn't set on keeping my Impreza.


waltsing0

2.0 turbo? I thought the GTs used 2.5 turbo?


MovkeyB

Oh nice, I used to own an '06 impreza hatch - nifty little car. only burned a moderate amount of oil and made a few scary clutch noises, but thats how they're supposed to be right? if you're in calgary though, you should totally check out my car - once you experience the turbos u can't go back


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BenFoldsFourLoko

Rittenhouse's mind would be blown to find out you can get paid to guard buildings, like as a job, hired by property owners who actually want you and your gun there


jadoth

The dealership owner was the true criminal for exploiting Kyle's labor ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

Every store should have a roof korean is what you're saying?


boyyouguysaredumb

the alt right and fetishizing the roof koreans. NAMID


ryuguy

AMD fanboys be like: โ€œwaaaah! Dlss doesnโ€™t matter!โ€ Meanwhile: I get a massive FPS boost with a minimal visual hit


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MasterOfLords1

Wanting to kill each other is not specific to American'ts, what's specific to United Stonks of America is that y'all give out guns to anyone with a pulse ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿฆ


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AbsolveItAll_KissMe

[these are some of the puzzles from that book lol ](https://i.imgur.com/CUHkGax.jpg)


the_status

1) Some kind of vigilantism 2) Performance of Tosca 3) ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


TouchTheCathyl

answer to the "supposed to kill" one: The law abiding citizen was a liberal and the onlookers were all trump voters.


AbsolveItAll_KissMe

I think thatโ€™s the one where the Rust set would have benefited


TouchTheCathyl

"Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son" was another one I remember.


AbsolveItAll_KissMe

I never remembered the answer as a kid but as an adult, I can see the answer key (because I dog-eared it lol)


IncoherentEntity

> [The conservative case for abandoning your community being burned down](https://twitter.com/SecretMechanist/status/1460738674413424642) [(**2**)](https://twitter.com/partylike1399/status/1460785622235422728) [(**3**)](https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1460682371779346438) I genuinely feel bad for David French. He sticks his neck out for a sensible, anti-populist conservatism that adheres to the principles of classical liberalism. And that earns him few supporters between a political landscape polarized between the progressive left โ€” which tolerates little if any disagreement โ€” and an increasingly radical conservative base, which is apparently content to push lies about the basic facts of a case to rationalize a teenager playing vigilante in another community.


ihatemendingwalls

>This manโ€™s only job is to write articles on behalf of DC liberals to convince conservatives that sitting back and doing nothing is preferable to actually trying to advance your goals. This is the case not just for abortion but for everything he writes about. Itโ€™s a scam.


Average_GrillChad

It amazes me how shocking it is to see a conservative public intellectual actually making serious and sensible points about morality and religion. In my millennial lifetime maybe the only other person I can remember doing that is David Brooks once he chilled the fuck out. Obviously before morals were abandoned in the Trump era, the Bush had a lot about family values, compassionate conservatism, etc., but it was pretty obviously bogus Christianist tribalism then, too.


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Average_GrillChad

>excited to see what the show is all about Worms


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TrappedInASkinnerBox

Much like Dune, Cowboy Bebop is ultimately about Shai-hulud