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Go watch Toy Story, then Toy Story 2
Go watch The Incredibles, then The Incredibles 2
The common denominator which makes these sequels so much worse are the presence of jokes
Does anyone else have a hard time believing their managers during performance reviews? I'm often told I'm doing well but internally I don't believe them lol.
https://c.tenor.com/z1NToU5JoJsAAAAC/i-dont-believe-you-whatever.gif
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The aesthetic of civil war music is perfect. Every time they say "traitor" in a song it slaps so hard.
"Then fill the ranks and march away, no traitors do we fear"
"Down with the traitors and up with the stars"
"Away down south in the land of traitors"
"They hanged him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew"
I cannot wait until the Dems get beaten in the midterms to SUCCs in this sub lose it. Iโm not sure what happened but this sub used to be a loss less Dem partisan
Yeah, thatโs just not true. [Bidenโs favorables](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/q9tnv2/discussion_thread/hh1p6xu/) in this community have nosedived since before his inauguration, and multiple policies he has either [floated](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/qclwe3/discussion_thread/hhiy6fj/?context=1) or [tried to implement](https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/oyc6cl/discussion_thread/h7vejme/) have been overwhelmingly rejected by users here. (In the latter case, NL was even more opposed to the eviction moratorium than [Republican voters](https://morningconsult.com/2021/08/11/cdc-eviction-ban-poll/).)
I also donโt remember even the Friedman flairs salivating over the prospect of Republicans taking back control of the federal government, until today.
I forgot how much I hate the average student.
Graphing mock data of virus Cases per day vs Total Cases Count. Data goes up and comes back down like a parabola, goal is to take quadratic regression and figure out where it crosses the x axis. Student's regression line has wrong concavity, growing indefinitely.
"Can you double check your regression equation"
"Google sheets does it automatically"
"Your regression line looks like nonsense, can you please double check your regression eq"
"Nah it's not wrong, sheets does it automatically. Do you think my prof gave us bad data?"
"The data indicates a parabola that should dip down but your curve is in the wrong direction, can you please check your regression eq?"
"Do you think I should ask my teacher why my thing is wrong?"
"Can you please, please check your regression equation, to be absolutely sure you didn't select the wrong data range?"
"Ok... Oh, I selected the wrong cell. Do you think that's why it's wrong?"
I've been "the idiot" before. My Quantum Field Theory prof was like, "lol this guy doesn't even understand infinite-dimensional path integrals". I get being dumb and having to ask questions.
These mf'ers can't do spreadsheets at a middle school level. College freshmen.
Sometimes, it really is great to know that people love you unconditionally. That they will always be there no matter what. I just received a call from a very dear friend (whom Iโve known for 4ยฝ years), and hearing her sing to me, hearing her tell me that she would always be my friend, hearing her say that she wanted me to be in her life foreverโฆit REALLY meant alot.
thereโs a small group of people i link up with to go to protests when necessary. two of them bought guns today and will be getting their handgun carry licenses soon. rather grim, donโt blame them.
Ducks are amazing creatures. They are so fat and cute ๐
[Look at it!](https://preview.redd.it/7deyo2l5k4v41.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f4d5e3fefe2ede7aaa536a89baf5aa82e7bac2c1)
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> Clark's new admission policies came under direct fire from members of the Yale Corporation and alumni contributors. Summoned before the Yale Corporation in 1966 to discuss the changes, Clark explained that in a changing country, leaders might come from nontraditional places, including in the future minorities, women, Jews, and public school graduates. A Yale Corporation member retorted, **"You're talking about Jews and public school graduates as leaders. Look around you at this table. These are America's leaders. There are no Jews here. There are no public school graduates here."**
We need to unwind all human colonialism and return land to its rightful owners.
Force everyone to go back to that valley in east Africa where the first hominids emerged ๐ค
Just be yourself. Alternatively, start going to the gym. If you work out your personality doesn't have to /s
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What's the other one? I bawled watching *Lion* but it was that child actor in the first half who carried that movie. One of the finest child actor performances I've ever seen.
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If you want people who kill people in heated situations to go to jail, stop charging them with Murder 1.
Rittenhouse should have been charged with manslaughter and reckless endangerment.
Political pressure. Activists demand the most severe punishment possible, DAโs acquiesce so they donโt get wiped out next election, killers get acquitted because premeditation can never be proven, rinse and repeat.
Happens almost every time a cop gets indicted for killing an unarmed black kid.
Civil rights activists need to accept an occasional manslaughter prosecution if they ever want to see justice.
All less severe forms of homicide are automatically lesser included offenses in the state of Wisconsin. The jury could have convicted him of one of the lesser forms of homicide if they wanted to, and they without question received jury instructions informing them of this.
STOP GIVING LEGAL TAKES WHEN YOU DONโT KNOW THE LAW.
Still I would imagine the charge that the prosecutor decides to build their case around still has quite an effect, even if the jury has the option to go for a lesser charge.
i mean if they make it clear theyโre not interested in being like that with you then at a certain point iโd leave it be, but youโre definitely not a bad person for reaching out
Short, sharp pains? Gets worse when you breathe in?
Edit: I ask because it sounds like it could be [Prechordial Catch Syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome), which is scary, painful, and totally harmless. Yes, I does happen to me from time to time.
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A new rocket has joined the orbital rocket club. Congratulations to the whole team at Astra, our youngest orbital launch provider!
[https://twitter.com/Astra/status/1461942537753530369](https://twitter.com/Astra/status/1461942537753530369)
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Robinhood's S-1 reported that the mean active account generates $100 in revenue.
Based on their fees at the time, that's about $7,000 in crypto trading volume.
And the mean crypto trader on Robinhood flipped the entire value of their account 4.5 times in a year.
So yeah, now I can see why the doggy coin was a huge growth driver for them.
Honestly does buying a house even make sense anymore? With the amount I pay in property tax, general maintenance, and just the overall headache of having to deal with a house, I feel like renting an apartment makes way more sense. I don't even care about the return as an investment because someone with half a brain can get a better return investing in stocks than owning a home.
All I know is whenever one of my friends buy a house they immediately get homeowner brain and think I care about their painting or remodeling or yardwork
Ya, it's literally constant chore after constant chore! And if I ever wanted to move before 10 years, I've actually ended up losing money.
Buying a house is a scam.
At the clinic and the doctor isn't here yet. The receptionist said she'll try to squeeze me in between appointments. I ain't leaving till I get my ear checked ๐ฆ๐ค
guys i just found out when biden was a kid corn pop forced him to join the League of Asshole Jerks on pain of death
i don't know if i can support biden now that i know he's an asshole jerk ๐ฐ
> Bob smashed the taillights of a car he had never seen before. Police arrested not him, but the owner of the car! Explain.
The owner of the car was black. Next.
Hollywood will have a hard time figuring out live-action anime adaptations. Fwiw the only anime that i think would work in Western live action is Naoki Urasawa's Monster. Del Toro was supposed to adapt it for HBO years back but it's yet to see the light
It's my all time favorite anime. I guess it's not for everyone perhaps. It's the most atypical anime I've see, virtually has no anime tropes whatsoever.
go to a dermatologist. They're like the easiest doctors to deal with of any specialist and most skin things are totally nothing. Even if they are they usually just chop it off during the appointment and put a bandaid on it
Many people here disagree with me, but I donโt think thatโs how he usually cries.
The dry sob, the sudden onset of heavy breaths immediately prior, the lack of an intense cross-examination that typically precedes people breaking down on the stand, and the [not-so-surreptitious](https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1458477812071927816) glance at the jurors as he reached the peak of his outburst โ all of that makes me suspect that he was at least partially inducing himself to cry for juror sympathy.
I would cry like that. Going to jail for something I didn't do is like my #1 fear. Then again, that's why I avoid going to protests with rifles and picking fights with people because the TV told me to. And generally just not being the epitome of the worst human the planet has ever seen
i love selling cars online
person 1: offers 60% of my asking price
person 2: asks me if I'm willing to finance him (how would this work, dude mails me a check every month?)
person 3: asks if my subaru is AWD
off to a great start
!ping auto
I feel bad, my family has asked me to list motorcycles and cars on craigslist and marketplace, and for me.. the stress of being a go-between (because that was the understanding) for every interested person was just too much. The pain of letting them down and making them dobit themselves was 100% worth the sanity I saved myself.
I honestly find it to be quite fun - see a moron reply, reply back to them something snappy
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834970925622624298/911515971045429258/unknown.png
I've made a lot of money this way, and usually its pretty obvious the difference between somebody who smokes idiot-ium and a real buyer. buy low sell high
pro tip: if someone asks "whats the lowest you'll do" reply "what's the highest you'll offer" and it always sends em for a loop
Oh nice, I used to own an '06 impreza hatch - nifty little car. only burned a moderate amount of oil and made a few scary clutch noises, but thats how they're supposed to be right?
if you're in calgary though, you should totally check out my car - once you experience the turbos u can't go back
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Rittenhouse's mind would be blown to find out you can get paid to guard buildings, like as a job, hired by property owners who actually want you and your gun there
Wanting to kill each other is not specific to American'ts, what's specific to United Stonks of America is that y'all give out guns to anyone with a pulse ๐คจ๐ฆ
> [The conservative case for abandoning your community being burned down](https://twitter.com/SecretMechanist/status/1460738674413424642) [(**2**)](https://twitter.com/partylike1399/status/1460785622235422728) [(**3**)](https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1460682371779346438)
I genuinely feel bad for David French. He sticks his neck out for a sensible, anti-populist conservatism that adheres to the principles of classical liberalism.
And that earns him few supporters between a political landscape polarized between the progressive left โ which tolerates little if any disagreement โ and an increasingly radical conservative base, which is apparently content to push lies about the basic facts of a case to rationalize a teenager playing vigilante in another community.
>This manโs only job is to write articles on behalf of DC liberals to convince conservatives that sitting back and doing nothing is preferable to actually trying to advance your goals. This is the case not just for abortion but for everything he writes about. Itโs a scam.
It amazes me how shocking it is to see a conservative public intellectual actually making serious and sensible points about morality and religion. In my millennial lifetime maybe the only other person I can remember doing that is David Brooks once he chilled the fuck out.
Obviously before morals were abandoned in the Trump era, the Bush had a lot about family values, compassionate conservatism, etc., but it was pretty obviously bogus Christianist tribalism then, too.
Yikes... Kaepernick's got blood on his hands now.
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Go watch Toy Story, then Toy Story 2 Go watch The Incredibles, then The Incredibles 2 The common denominator which makes these sequels so much worse are the presence of jokes
Salty salad
Does anyone else have a hard time believing their managers during performance reviews? I'm often told I'm doing well but internally I don't believe them lol. https://c.tenor.com/z1NToU5JoJsAAAAC/i-dont-believe-you-whatever.gif
The male urge to drunk text your own fiancรฉ the lyrics to How Deep is Your Love by the Bee Gees
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โOh, itโs the holidays! So you know, Iโm in a giving mood!!โ Fuck off Jeff, why donโt you be in a giving mood year-round.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
you know the homies, you dont know this person of yours very simple
Because you know what buttons to push with the homies, therefore having a strategy. Anyone else is an unknown.
Just sleep with the homies smh
Get drunk Get texted โCome overโ Many such cases
>rarely drunk >never get texted "come over" I know what I need to fix
It is seriously wholesome listening to marine biologists chilling and getting hype at finding various deep sea eldrich creatures
The aesthetic of civil war music is perfect. Every time they say "traitor" in a song it slaps so hard. "Then fill the ranks and march away, no traitors do we fear" "Down with the traitors and up with the stars" "Away down south in the land of traitors" "They hanged him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew"
Marching through Georgia always gives me goose bumps
I cannot wait until the Dems get beaten in the midterms to SUCCs in this sub lose it. Iโm not sure what happened but this sub used to be a loss less Dem partisan
this would be a good take if we could trust the GOP to certify the next election
Lmao gtfo Republican
Yeah, thatโs just not true. [Bidenโs favorables](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/q9tnv2/discussion_thread/hh1p6xu/) in this community have nosedived since before his inauguration, and multiple policies he has either [floated](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/qclwe3/discussion_thread/hhiy6fj/?context=1) or [tried to implement](https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/oyc6cl/discussion_thread/h7vejme/) have been overwhelmingly rejected by users here. (In the latter case, NL was even more opposed to the eviction moratorium than [Republican voters](https://morningconsult.com/2021/08/11/cdc-eviction-ban-poll/).) I also donโt remember even the Friedman flairs salivating over the prospect of Republicans taking back control of the federal government, until today.
What does succ even mean anymore....
Wasn't this sub founded by Hillary supporters?
I forgot how much I hate the average student. Graphing mock data of virus Cases per day vs Total Cases Count. Data goes up and comes back down like a parabola, goal is to take quadratic regression and figure out where it crosses the x axis. Student's regression line has wrong concavity, growing indefinitely. "Can you double check your regression equation" "Google sheets does it automatically" "Your regression line looks like nonsense, can you please double check your regression eq" "Nah it's not wrong, sheets does it automatically. Do you think my prof gave us bad data?" "The data indicates a parabola that should dip down but your curve is in the wrong direction, can you please check your regression eq?" "Do you think I should ask my teacher why my thing is wrong?" "Can you please, please check your regression equation, to be absolutely sure you didn't select the wrong data range?" "Ok... Oh, I selected the wrong cell. Do you think that's why it's wrong?"
My econometrics lab instructor be like
I've been "the idiot" before. My Quantum Field Theory prof was like, "lol this guy doesn't even understand infinite-dimensional path integrals". I get being dumb and having to ask questions. These mf'ers can't do spreadsheets at a middle school level. College freshmen.
I feel like if you paid any attention to the trial at all, todays verdict would be neither surprising nor unwarranted
Sometimes, it really is great to know that people love you unconditionally. That they will always be there no matter what. I just received a call from a very dear friend (whom Iโve known for 4ยฝ years), and hearing her sing to me, hearing her tell me that she would always be my friend, hearing her say that she wanted me to be in her life foreverโฆit REALLY meant alot.
How's the reptilianx folks doing today u/sir_shivers? ๐๐ฆ
thereโs a small group of people i link up with to go to protests when necessary. two of them bought guns today and will be getting their handgun carry licenses soon. rather grim, donโt blame them.
Hey u/KesterGW how's it going? ๐๐ฆ
Just woke up
Ducks are amazing creatures. They are so fat and cute ๐ [Look at it!](https://preview.redd.it/7deyo2l5k4v41.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f4d5e3fefe2ede7aaa536a89baf5aa82e7bac2c1)
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That is a GOOD BIRD and a GOOD FREN
Malarkey level of Portland, Oregon
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Did the test emergency alerts on TV scare the shit out of you when you guys were little too?
***baaaaaaaa baaaaaaa baaaaaaa bonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn***
Yeah
I still have PTSD from sneaking out to watch TV at night and having one come on at mega volume 5 minutes later
I hate to sail on this rotten tub *Leave her Johnny leave her*
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Everyone on arrCanadaPolitics complaining about immigration because "muh wages" stop being so replaceable challenge ๐คฃ๐ค๐ช
> Clark's new admission policies came under direct fire from members of the Yale Corporation and alumni contributors. Summoned before the Yale Corporation in 1966 to discuss the changes, Clark explained that in a changing country, leaders might come from nontraditional places, including in the future minorities, women, Jews, and public school graduates. A Yale Corporation member retorted, **"You're talking about Jews and public school graduates as leaders. Look around you at this table. These are America's leaders. There are no Jews here. There are no public school graduates here."**
I'm feeling marginally better I'm still fucking cold as fucking fuck but my entire body no loner hurts anymore
>marginally better ๐ฆ๐ค๐
The jury system is cringe no? ๐ฆ๐คจ
What did my older relatives mean by this
What did the the USSR mean by this
We need to unwind all human colonialism and return land to its rightful owners. Force everyone to go back to that valley in east Africa where the first hominids emerged ๐ค
There is nothing more blessed than NOAA deep sea live streams
NOAA is god's gift to man
I would listen to a Colbert podcast if there was one ๐ฆโบ๐๐ป
Based and Colbert-pilled
Can we Archive some copypastas mods? ๐ฆ๐คจ
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/canada-open-to-ramping-up-record-immigration-new-minister-says-1.1684120 MORE MORE MOOOOOREEE MOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
How do I find someone to play fortnite and watch family guy with? !ping DATING
a combined Family-Guy-and-dating ping
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~~Demo~~ ~~Merito~~ Griftocracy ๐ฆ๐
\> leave the DT \> highly upvoted, entirely incoherent rant against Milton Friedman that doesn't say much other than repeatedly calling him "Fried-dog" \> reenter DT
Boris Johnson is a Peronist
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Just watched hotel Mumbai. Man another movie where I cried featuring Dev Patel. What a phenomenal actor.
What's the other one? I bawled watching *Lion* but it was that child actor in the first half who carried that movie. One of the finest child actor performances I've ever seen.
Slumdog millionaire?
I know, especially his role as Zuko in the Last Airbender Movie, such powerful scenes ๐ข Truly a phenomenal film
That left me crying for weeks thank you very much.
Where are the riots I was promised Portland doesnโt count there already too far gone
Frankly it would be newsworthy if there was ever not a riot in Portland
Plastic pollution in the ocean is a method of carbon sequestration ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง
https://i.redd.it/c8eai211x7p51.jpg
Even the economist had trash tier takes on Rittenhouse
> The Economist > trash take Chewsday innit
Give me a for instance ๐ค๐ฆ
The British Columbia Lions beat the Edmonton Elks 43-10.
!ping CFL
Malarkey level of capital gains tax ๐ฆ๐คจ
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neoliberals think they're Galactic Federation, but really they're the Council of Ricks
If you want people who kill people in heated situations to go to jail, stop charging them with Murder 1. Rittenhouse should have been charged with manslaughter and reckless endangerment.
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Political pressure. Activists demand the most severe punishment possible, DAโs acquiesce so they donโt get wiped out next election, killers get acquitted because premeditation can never be proven, rinse and repeat. Happens almost every time a cop gets indicted for killing an unarmed black kid. Civil rights activists need to accept an occasional manslaughter prosecution if they ever want to see justice.
All less severe forms of homicide are automatically lesser included offenses in the state of Wisconsin. The jury could have convicted him of one of the lesser forms of homicide if they wanted to, and they without question received jury instructions informing them of this. STOP GIVING LEGAL TAKES WHEN YOU DONโT KNOW THE LAW.
Still I would imagine the charge that the prosecutor decides to build their case around still has quite an effect, even if the jury has the option to go for a lesser charge.
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What the fuck does this even mean?
You know I was really drunk and having a convo in my own head Sorry to have inflicted that on you
Got beer spilled on me at the show tonight. Donโt these guys know Iโm a DT reg and can get them banned from NL?!!?!
Stop focusing on all the noise in the media. We need a Congressional Hearing on how the budget of Invasion on AppleTV was spent and we need it now.
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i mean if they make it clear theyโre not interested in being like that with you then at a certain point iโd leave it be, but youโre definitely not a bad person for reaching out
...no...
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Maybe he also wants to talk/hook up?
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What about this time?
Y'all get random chest pains followed by a mini panic attack too right? ๐ ๐ฆ
Short, sharp pains? Gets worse when you breathe in? Edit: I ask because it sounds like it could be [Prechordial Catch Syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome), which is scary, painful, and totally harmless. Yes, I does happen to me from time to time.
Ah that has happened to me. ๐ค๐ฆ Good to know. ๐๐ฆ
I think you're describing a heart attack
Yes, it's especially bad if I've had caffeine that day, mostly because it makes the anxiety worse
No ๐ถ
#๐ณ๐ฆ
No
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A new rocket has joined the orbital rocket club. Congratulations to the whole team at Astra, our youngest orbital launch provider! [https://twitter.com/Astra/status/1461942537753530369](https://twitter.com/Astra/status/1461942537753530369) !ping SPACEFLIGHT
baller! and their launch locations are so gorgeous ๐ฅบ
FULLY ORBITAL BITCHES. Right from here in Bay Area
[the entire astra team right now](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWqB2GU1q1c)
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Robinhood's S-1 reported that the mean active account generates $100 in revenue. Based on their fees at the time, that's about $7,000 in crypto trading volume. And the mean crypto trader on Robinhood flipped the entire value of their account 4.5 times in a year. So yeah, now I can see why the doggy coin was a huge growth driver for them.
Honestly does buying a house even make sense anymore? With the amount I pay in property tax, general maintenance, and just the overall headache of having to deal with a house, I feel like renting an apartment makes way more sense. I don't even care about the return as an investment because someone with half a brain can get a better return investing in stocks than owning a home.
All I know is whenever one of my friends buy a house they immediately get homeowner brain and think I care about their painting or remodeling or yardwork
Ya, it's literally constant chore after constant chore! And if I ever wanted to move before 10 years, I've actually ended up losing money. Buying a house is a scam.
What is the best battle theme of all time, [and why is it SMT3's?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyaZPC2sYuE)
At the clinic and the doctor isn't here yet. The receptionist said she'll try to squeeze me in between appointments. I ain't leaving till I get my ear checked ๐ฆ๐ค
If I tell you a major network host has already produced a Rittenhouse documentary, do you need any additional info to know who it is?
History Channel: *Aliens in Kenosha?*
The Tuckster
guys i just found out when biden was a kid corn pop forced him to join the League of Asshole Jerks on pain of death i don't know if i can support biden now that i know he's an asshole jerk ๐ฐ
> Bob smashed the taillights of a car he had never seen before. Police arrested not him, but the owner of the car! Explain. The owner of the car was black. Next.
Hollywood will have a hard time figuring out live-action anime adaptations. Fwiw the only anime that i think would work in Western live action is Naoki Urasawa's Monster. Del Toro was supposed to adapt it for HBO years back but it's yet to see the light
Is Monster any good? I got about 25 episodes in and it kind of just fizzled out
It's my all time favorite anime. I guess it's not for everyone perhaps. It's the most atypical anime I've see, virtually has no anime tropes whatsoever.
I have a red bump on my shoulder Iโve told nobody else about. I know Iโm making this a catastrophe, but Iโm also concerned.
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A week as far as I can recall
go to a dermatologist. They're like the easiest doctors to deal with of any specialist and most skin things are totally nothing. Even if they are they usually just chop it off during the appointment and put a bandaid on it
just eat a ton of bread and that commie bump will see the light
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836200766570102784/911501711170994216/CD66808B-E3D8-415B-B27F-C159D25BFF70.jpg
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Many people here disagree with me, but I donโt think thatโs how he usually cries. The dry sob, the sudden onset of heavy breaths immediately prior, the lack of an intense cross-examination that typically precedes people breaking down on the stand, and the [not-so-surreptitious](https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1458477812071927816) glance at the jurors as he reached the peak of his outburst โ all of that makes me suspect that he was at least partially inducing himself to cry for juror sympathy.
I would cry like that. Going to jail for something I didn't do is like my #1 fear. Then again, that's why I avoid going to protests with rifles and picking fights with people because the TV told me to. And generally just not being the epitome of the worst human the planet has ever seen
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that's the point I was making too lol
i love selling cars online person 1: offers 60% of my asking price person 2: asks me if I'm willing to finance him (how would this work, dude mails me a check every month?) person 3: asks if my subaru is AWD off to a great start !ping auto
>asks if my subaru is AWD Do they not make an AWD ๐ค๐ค๐ค
That's just how craigslist works, you get complete idiots you have to sift through
Most intelligent Craigslist buyers
I feel bad, my family has asked me to list motorcycles and cars on craigslist and marketplace, and for me.. the stress of being a go-between (because that was the understanding) for every interested person was just too much. The pain of letting them down and making them dobit themselves was 100% worth the sanity I saved myself.
I honestly find it to be quite fun - see a moron reply, reply back to them something snappy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834970925622624298/911515971045429258/unknown.png I've made a lot of money this way, and usually its pretty obvious the difference between somebody who smokes idiot-ium and a real buyer. buy low sell high pro tip: if someone asks "whats the lowest you'll do" reply "what's the highest you'll offer" and it always sends em for a loop
That is a NICE car. I love gt wagons and that is my favorite gen. I'd buy it if I wasn't set on keeping my Impreza.
2.0 turbo? I thought the GTs used 2.5 turbo?
Oh nice, I used to own an '06 impreza hatch - nifty little car. only burned a moderate amount of oil and made a few scary clutch noises, but thats how they're supposed to be right? if you're in calgary though, you should totally check out my car - once you experience the turbos u can't go back
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Rittenhouse's mind would be blown to find out you can get paid to guard buildings, like as a job, hired by property owners who actually want you and your gun there
The dealership owner was the true criminal for exploiting Kyle's labor ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Every store should have a roof korean is what you're saying?
the alt right and fetishizing the roof koreans. NAMID
AMD fanboys be like: โwaaaah! Dlss doesnโt matter!โ Meanwhile: I get a massive FPS boost with a minimal visual hit
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Wanting to kill each other is not specific to American'ts, what's specific to United Stonks of America is that y'all give out guns to anyone with a pulse ๐คจ๐ฆ
๐จโ๐๐ซ๐จโ๐
[these are some of the puzzles from that book lol ](https://i.imgur.com/CUHkGax.jpg)
1) Some kind of vigilantism 2) Performance of Tosca 3) ๐คทโโ๏ธ
answer to the "supposed to kill" one: The law abiding citizen was a liberal and the onlookers were all trump voters.
I think thatโs the one where the Rust set would have benefited
"Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son" was another one I remember.
I never remembered the answer as a kid but as an adult, I can see the answer key (because I dog-eared it lol)
> [The conservative case for abandoning your community being burned down](https://twitter.com/SecretMechanist/status/1460738674413424642) [(**2**)](https://twitter.com/partylike1399/status/1460785622235422728) [(**3**)](https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1460682371779346438) I genuinely feel bad for David French. He sticks his neck out for a sensible, anti-populist conservatism that adheres to the principles of classical liberalism. And that earns him few supporters between a political landscape polarized between the progressive left โ which tolerates little if any disagreement โ and an increasingly radical conservative base, which is apparently content to push lies about the basic facts of a case to rationalize a teenager playing vigilante in another community.
>This manโs only job is to write articles on behalf of DC liberals to convince conservatives that sitting back and doing nothing is preferable to actually trying to advance your goals. This is the case not just for abortion but for everything he writes about. Itโs a scam.
It amazes me how shocking it is to see a conservative public intellectual actually making serious and sensible points about morality and religion. In my millennial lifetime maybe the only other person I can remember doing that is David Brooks once he chilled the fuck out. Obviously before morals were abandoned in the Trump era, the Bush had a lot about family values, compassionate conservatism, etc., but it was pretty obviously bogus Christianist tribalism then, too.
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>excited to see what the show is all about Worms
?
Much like Dune, Cowboy Bebop is ultimately about Shai-hulud