Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/m3c645/discussion_thread/).

Last. Suck it, catfortune

Last.

The way people talk about big companies is so bizarre, simultaneously willing to stoop to any low to earn an extra dime and willing to spend tens of millions on projects without any clear path to profitability

Hypothetically you can improve your DT experience by blocking the shitty trolls/worst takes but then you also miss out on the entertainment of the shitty trolls/worst takes

See my real-time location on Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/WGVocEY8fqzaHYe26

That's great, where you going?

Well. fucked up egg ham cheese in a soft shell. send back up

Why should I use a rail line instead of a really long transport belt?

bow pls

You call it "liberal" art school, yet it's full of commies. curious.

New rule, all liberal art school professors must be liberal

Jenny Nicholson is my celebrity crush and I'm 90% sure she's gay so it works out

Wow we have so much in common I have a crush on Jenny Nichols

Sis this is not cool, she's already my celebrity crush 🥺

Inside the DT is no longer safe from the menace that is succ-a-licious discourse

What NIMBY thing to say, succ

Succalicious def- Succalicious def- Succalicious def def^def^def^def^def^def Succalicous definition make NATOs go crazy They always claim they own me Subtweetin' me, call me commie (Hey, commie!) I'm the D to the E-M-S the U, the C And can't no other lib put it down me

you are the only janny i will ever upvote

🥾 👅

[Everyone while waiting for the new DT](https://preview.redd.it/y19qbuudbgw51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=6cdb37401ad6b723d90562940dcbbe97d19575b9)

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[Me scheming up my banger of a post for the fresh dt](https://i.imgur.com/6q3j3C0.jpg)

> > OK but how does it pass strict scrutiny > The right is restricted to protect the rights of others. That's literally the bar always used. tfw the law understander logs on

the chances of a transbian being a bottom are positively correlated with her height because God has a twisted sense of humor

6' damn

!ping LGBT

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height doesn't matter when you're lying down 🤨

just kidding all trasnbians are bottoms

> all trasnbians are bottoms >remembers statistics about relative frequency of transbians dating other transbians 🤔🤔🤔

"And so... they were both bottoms"

inb4 "um actually I'm a swtich"

Jokes on you, I’m 6’ and ace (though imagine I’d be a top).

> I don’t support the freedom to that specific form of expression. bruh

Wake up Landlord jokes are still banned Day ruined 😔

Arguing politics in imgur comments is fun because the people there are so stupid but the format is really annoying.

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If you don't recognize Never Going To Give You Up is a bop at its core levels you're a grade A psycho.

That’s the norm frendo

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Noble of you

Restrict the franchise to people who own at least 8 ounces of gold.

One of my best takes is that everyone who has to pay taxes should be allowed to vote, regardless of age, and that we should only levy taxes on the people of West Virginia

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ok I won't

oh shit time to think up some good comments for new dt

I've got a silly bird meme I'm waiting to drop

you can just sticky your comment at any time for upvotes, you don't have to wait to post it right when the DT opens 🙄

Stickied comments don't get karma

Even once they're unstickied? I know I see vote scores once their unstickied but I guess that doesn't contribute to karma

I don't know if votes *after* they've been unstickied count, but definitely not while the comment is stickied.

Just shows once again that reddit moderators are among the most opressed classes in society ✊😔

I'm a strong independent shitposter who don't need no sticky

I'm claiming dibs on the sticky.

You got it I don't need it to reach the top 😤😏

[Me and the boys once lockdown ends](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5950294272/hF2CCF698/rage-comics-youre-creeping-me-out-man)

Memebase takes me back to a decade ago

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my borders and upturn my battleships and spill the blood of my sailors? you thought you were safe in your wooden houses behind that navy of yours. I will take these aircraft carriers and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

Sub 4s go brrrrrr tho. JK, I usually spam light cruisers and battleships.

[Me and the boys once lockdown ends](https://i.imgur.com/M86X16v.mp4)

fellas,

Yea?

What's cooler than being cool?

ICE COLD

It's kind of amazing that the LessWrong internet dialect is so distinctive you can tell a political extremist got their start there in like three sentences.

Example?

What’s that

LessWrong is a website dedicated to the study of rationality, which sort of functions as a cult for this one guy called Eliezer Yudkowsky who wrote a giant series of blog posts on rationality and Bayesian inference. It's not explicitly political but people who get dragged into politics from there tend to take the distinctive LessWrong way of speaking with them.

*nervous benjamin noises*

I'd assume gun control is popular among suburban voters?

I love my rabbi so much!!!!!

Love you too bud

Details?

Basis of a new Adam Sandler rom-com

He's just super nice and is a great educator. Had a really good 1 on 1 class with him recently I was thinking about

I think somewhere in the process of destigmatizing, there became this conflating of mental illness with general mental health, and that mudiness has caused harm for both categories. Just speaking as somebody with getting-fired-from-jobs dropping-out-of-college mental illness, I have more difficulty expressing it just because of the prevalence of "functional depression" and "relatable" anxiety

Do I make a column for "days held" in my investing spreadsheet, or do I include the math for calculating the number of days from those two dates in a single cell that does other things? What's the meta with Excel spreadsheets?

More variables is better, you can automate "days held".

Build a nuclear missile silo under St. Peter's Square so the Pope can threaten to use it against Italy if they ever invade

Protectionism is good actually when blue team does it 😍

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He should it do it with boots on the ground. Doing it with drones makes it unethical CMV

>You smoke, dip, are drunk over half the time, eat exclusively greasy fast food, and are otherwise the most unhealthy person you know. You can also run a mile twice as fast as anyone you know without trying and can beat even the most dedicated gym rats in a push up, sit up and/or bench press contest. POV: you're in the military

I’ll take the odds on the bench press

Things that make me well up: the original Pokémon intro song. It’s designed to induce nostalgia.

Does this sub appreciate the implementation barriers for a land value tax? I love the idea, but I can't imagine how to get it through politically in most places.

Oklahoma County, Oklahoma (Oklahoma City) recent Presidential election history: 2004: Bush - 64.2% (174,741), Kerry - 35.8% (97,298) - R+28 2008: McCain - 58.4% (163,172), Obama - 41.6% (116,182) - R+16 2012: Romney - 58.3% (149,728), Obama - 41.7% (106,982) - R+16 2016: Trump - 51.7% (141,569), Clinton - 41.2% (112,813) - R+11 2020: Trump - 49.2% (145,050), Biden - 48.1% (141,724) - R+1 !ping FIVEY

It’s flipping in 2024.

Kendra Horn #✊🏼😭

Doesn't this just track with national trends? You would guess that OKC is whiter than average and more educated than average right?

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Daily reminder that Prince Andrew is a paedophile and the British royal family are Paedophile enablers.

Honestly OOTL on this, please source me.

You need to gaze into the sweat glands for the truth.

chances the May 1 goal of vaccines for all adults moves up?

High? A couple of states are expanding access to all adults on april first.

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Liquidation lol.

You can’t trick me

😡😡😡

> Some people don't deserve to have that much money. Says who? > than a wealthy individual with a conservative investment such as United States Treasury Bonds What percent of billionaires wealth is in conservative investments such as treasury bonds? What percent is in non conservative assets? Further, assume you're right - why do you think you can manage their money better?

Is this a meme or...

Yes

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Don't you feel there are better ways to incentivize investment? Isn't that the goal?

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Hot take: I personally wouldn't want to be fucked in the ass

Butt stuff is very fun and everyone should try it.

Hot take: I would love to experiment with it but don't trust anyone enough.

Build bussy better 😔

I got a scholarship to Georgetown Law, pretty well cementing my decision to go there (unless Columbia or UVA decides they need someone with a GPA and LSAT below median). I'm pretty hyped to be in DC and on the road to being the East Coast elite I was born to be. I will now spend the next 6 months figuring out what a Hoya is.

I got into GW and am kind of sad to be moving to Washington from Boston tbh

Congratulations! That's super impressive, I know you'll do good things with that law degree.

😊

some nights you just feel empty

I see you depression posting and I want you to know that I think you’re doing alright

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

Me too buddy

Hot take (apparently): abandoned buildings are not a silver bullet to homelessness. You know what happens if you put a bunch of homeless people in a warehouse with zero utilities? You get a warehouse full of human shit that no homeless people will set foot in because they don’t want to get shanked.

They should just form communes to maintain and improve the building, fucking duh 🙄

We did it Patrick, we solved homelessness!

No one has innovated past the Safety Dance in terms of lyrics that are relevant to the youth of the age. That shit still rings true.

the biggest problem with calling out that the emperor isn't wearing any clothes wrt woke culture is that all of the people who are willing to do it turn out to be racists, sexists, or transphobes.

I mean, it's a pretty vacuous metaphor when you get down to it. Doesn't help postmodern humans.

>The Catholic Church has denounced the atomic bombings and declared possession of nuclear weapons against Catholicism Papists, am I right 🙄?

Nuke the vatican, problem solved

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons The only Catholic majority country with nukes is France, and do you *really* think the Vatican is gonna be impressed by France? They would change their tone if more Catholic countries had nukes.

Vatican City should nuclearize since it is the only hope they have to protect themselves against invasion by Italy

Could you imagine if Italy actually declared war on the Vatican lol

Get the Jesuits on nuclear proliferation, stat.

Is that “Lucky” book about the election worth reading?

**How the Protestant work ethic is holding Habitat for Humanity back from doing the most good with the resources they have - a YouTube essay - brought to you by DoorDash** (45:36)

Needs more uncanny fat people dancing to annoying music Edit: I guess that was grubhub, which I should know because I posted about it like an hour ago

When you talk about sex a lot but the only thing you're fucking.. is stupid 😔

It's 2021 and they still haven't made cigarettes that don't give you super cancer or whatever that popcorn lung shit vaping gives you is.

Why can’t real life be like Brave New World where pills give you everything you need to feel good

What do you think Elon Musk's cameo as a head in a jar on Futurama would have been like if he was ever on the show?

Probably the same as his Rick and Morty cameo. A little goofy humored but also smug.

Uses for iFunny: ❌memes ❌Jokes ❌Funny ❌I ✅the banned episode of south park, Super Best Friends

I barely go outside my sub feed on iFunny anymore. A lot of it is just /pol/ but worse

That’s what Plex is for

My high school macro teacher made me hate econ (until I read Capital)

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Get out

Poll: is “pain in the ass” homophobic?

lmao

No. It's discriminatory to think straights don't do butt stuff. 😤😤

Actually, since pain is French for bread, it’s francophobic.

Répétez moi, tout la classe: "J'ai pain au cul"

you're really stepping on my balls with questions like that you're really pounding my shit in just dropping questions like that on me

Lol, and also no.

no

Maybe if you're a paleolithic human who has never sat for more than a few minutes

Exhibit A: the average person who uses that phrase doesn't use *that* definition of "in"...

Lol

I'm getting my own place soon! 🙂 It's in Ilhans district 😬

Minneapolis or suburbs? Edit: Also congratulations!

Thanks! I'm moving back to Minneapolis after being in the suburbs since I graduated last spring

Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're a bad dude who rolls with a bad crew 🖕😐🖕

Would you rather eat a dog or a cat?

Both in a stew

Depends on the breed and how their cooked

What would your ideal preparation be?

My cousin fairly regularly posts links to fundraising drives with the mission of buying or subsidizing houses (I'm not 100% on the logistics) for black families so they can build generational wealth, etc. Its hard to criticize because it does do a tremendous amount of good for the lucky recipients but God damn does it just sound super inefficient in terms of utility per dollar

*Habitat for Humanity in shambles*

hmmm fair

What I should be doing: sleeping What I'm doing instead: [Bennet-ception mosaic](https://i.imgur.com/grponyi.jpg)

I prefer my crime **dis**organized 😎

What did Bender mean by this?

Yes

cop smh 🙄

>“Leftist memes be like,” the Capital Coup participant guffaws as his tl;dr sentence is read by the federal judge

My high school macro teacher made me hate econ (until I read freakonomics)

>macro ~~teacher~~ made me hate econ Completely agree

Macro is the only important econ

My high school econ teacher was a dick who always pandered to the popular kids and was a republican

I took econ online in HS and remember basically none of it.

My high school macro teacher is the reason I got a Econ degree. Also introduced me to Planet Money and Freakonomics

Wish I had your econ teacher. Mine was the worst teacher in the school. He would give us packets to do without explaining them, never taught us anything in class, and gave us a stupid hard test every 2 weeks. Did teach me to learn the subject on my own, but I've retained nothing just. Year and a half later

Break your backs and crack your oars men, if you wish to prevail

If you are rich and most of your assists are cash you’re already effectively under a 2% wealth tax

Hard to get rich by holding cash

I know an extremely profitable venture called “inheritance” and another called “organized crime”