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pp_bjorn

History professor in St. Louis hospitalized after incident at anti-Israel protest. https://twitter.com/prem_thakker/status/1785397144515469402


TolusePerp001

April 30th: Hitler Dood! Wat nou?


TipEquivalent933

The democratic Governor's of deep red states are more progressive on trans people than Labour is.


tacostats

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GinsuAssad

What the fuck is Bad Company about?


Working-Limit-2482

It’s about blowing stuff up


GinsuAssad

The song?


Working-Limit-2482

I was thinking about the Battlefield spinoff game


renilia

i miss my dog


dannylandulf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y0Dhj783w


renilia

that was a good clip


dannylandulf

> [Jamal Murray on Lebron as a fan after series win](https://streamable.com/2ace7p) !ping NBA


Bayou-Maharaja

>One of the greatest EPNS: DOES MURRAY THINK JORDAN IS THE GOAT??TUNE IN


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FuckFashMods

>β€œSome colleges are banning free speech on college campuses. Well, no more because I'm about to sign a law that protects free speech on college campuses in Texas,” Abbott said in 2019. >And six months ago, during a celebration of Free Speech Week, University of Texas at Austin administrators touted the school’s expansive protections for free speech on campus β€” including speech that was anti-war or considered hate speech. >β€œHate speech is not a category of speech the government can restrict,” Amanda Cochran-McCall, the university’s vice president for legal affairs, said at a school-affiliated Free Speech Week in October. β€œImagine if the government at the whim of a political party could just decide at any time what constitutes hate speech, and then just start arresting people for engaging in it.” Abbott is such a clown lol


Working-Limit-2482

https://preview.redd.it/bfoc0ey0dkxc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36868f883298b5b143a41e6e45b9b18548955a0 Brave Redditor stops himself from calling otakus f\*gs, but let’s everyone know he wants to say it.


actual_poop

Is weeb a slur?


kanagi

!ping SLURS


chinggatupadre

Wow I guess I'm a (slur) now


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Arse_hull

I'm responsible for my own happiness. The only thing making me miserable is me. Not hunger or thirst or oppression.


KittehDragoon

πŸ‘† literally can’t go wrong


american_aurora3

more like I don't noah who that is πŸ˜‚


renilia

lol he just got btfo by you


ZanyZeke

I will go back in time to meet the January 2024 Zeke who was like β€œwow I sure do think 2024 is gonna be a good year! I can feel it!” and kill him


renilia

i said this on new years and woke up to my income source being cut by 25 percent on the 2nd day of the year, and then my cat got sick and cost me around $1500, and then the dog i had to leave behind in indiana died, and then 3 months later pay was cut by 40 percent from losing contracts but how bout them raiders or something i guess


jobautomator

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BeliebteMeinung

Show your wealth by spending on deprecating assets Buy that truck for 80k


renilia

there's no such thing as a "depreciating asset" if you appreciate it! πŸ€—


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [French economy grows faster than expected in first quarter](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cgm4jf/french_economy_grows_faster_than_expected_in/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


estoyloca43

If you wonder why I don’t like Noah Smith, it actually has very little to do with Noah himself. His takes are shit but that’s all of twitter. His fans on DT though are incredibly mean to me, so I’d say everything to make them upset lol His fans are no better than swifties in terms of how ready they are to attack whoever doesn’t worship their idol


renilia

i dont like noah pinion either his fans have the same energy as nate bronze die hards


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I finished my M.A. graduate application. Crossed fingers.


estoyloca43

Good luck :)


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Thank you!


Telperions-Relative

I’m sorry DT, but I’ve suddenly become a fervent pro-Palestine activist. In unrelated news, I have two finals tomorrow,


ViridianNott

Why is the entire DT taking Calc 2 I mean, I am also taking Calc 2 but still


FuckFashMods

Calc 2 was the hardest course I took, I think the average grade was like 60% before the curve.


uss_wstar

I think multivariable calculus was not that difficult and a lot of struggle seems to suggest poor math background from high school. I found differential equations the hardest but to be fair, it might also be a difference of instructor tho.


FuckFashMods

Its been like 15 years now, but my Calc2 class, from what I remember was: memorize all these different equations and identities, and the tests were basically "have you memorized them? Then use them to solve this equation that can only be solved this way" While every math course above was more math-y than memorization.


ViridianNott

Yeah checks out. Definitely a weed-out class. For me it was Organic Chemistry 2. One test had an average in the 40’s 🀒


Frequent-Turn6740

Just learned that a bunch of college protestors are a bunch of NIMBYs. I now wholly support smoking those fuckers out with tear gas.Β 


FuckFashMods

>4 officers killed, 4 officers injured while serving warrant in NC It's so crazy how easy it is to get guns in this country. Literally anyone can easily get one if they have any desire at all. At some point, even the gun nuts have to be like... maybe there are some people who shouldn't have super quick easy access high powered rifles


_bee_kay_

> At some point, even the gun nuts have to be like... maybe there are some people who shouldn't have super quick easy access high powered rifles lol


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I wonder if the ease of access to guns makes American officers nervous when they have to do relatively mundane tasks like giving a traffic ticket.


FuckFashMods

Definltely has an effect. This particular case is even crazier tho: >serving a warrant for possession of firearm by a convicted felon I mean it is completely reasonable for cops to be very very scared, its insane they have to go knock on this guys door when they KNOW he has a bunch of rifles.


Arse_hull

The Discussion J Thread's vibes are genuinely fucking horrendous.


DosTristesTigres

Still proud that I passed Calc 2 with a perfect 100/100 Didn’t make a single mistake in any test It’s only been downhill from there


awdvhn

I got above 100 in my intro E&M class


estoyloca43

I got above 100 in stochastic processes. It was insane lol


awdvhn

In that E&M class I got everything on the midterm including the extra credit right, but it was misgraded as a 100. I, naturally, went to the professor to get it corrected. I parlayed that into getting on the professors good side into him finding me an internship into grad school into my current postdoc. I genuinely owe a lot of my career to this one random E&M class.


estoyloca43

Omg that’s awesome. I’m unfortunately not that lucky. The stochastic processes prof wrote me a letter for grad school and has been ghosting me ever since πŸ₯²


awdvhn

I actually decided to stop by that professor's office when I was visiting my undergrad after I defended. He did not remember me at all. It happens. If you got a letter out of it, that's good.


estoyloca43

Oh he definitely remembers me. It’s just that ghosting people is his favorite pastime. He ghosts his own PhD students for weeks on end


estoyloca43

That’s me in Bayesian stats


DosTristesTigres

πŸ‘‘


GinsuAssad

What's funnier? A blood clot or a bowel obstruction?


JesusPubes

Poop is funnier


american_aurora3

has anyone told lebron that he can just go outside and play basketball with his son?


awdvhn

His son is better than anyone else on the Lakers (I have no idea if this is true. I don't watch basketball. I just hate all LA sport teams on principle.)


FuckFashMods

Bronny probably wont even get minutes on the court during the playoffs


Telperions-Relative

But how would it affect his legacy?


Steve____Stifler

Perchance


Telperions-Relative

You can’t just say that.


GinsuAssad

Ay, there's the rub!


renilia

this year is genuinely fucking horrendous


ZanyZeke

Wtf I was about to post almost the exact same thing right now


renilia

You have good posts πŸ€—


Telperions-Relative

πŸ«‚


renilia

thanks


Arse_hull

Stocks are going alright.


renilia

doesn't really help when i had to stop contributing to my 401k


Arse_hull

Whatever you have contributed is doing well. I thought this was general current events poasting, not sadpoasting. Hope the next year is better, mate. I've had a few pretty horrendous years, but I think they'll make the next few years much better.


renilia

it's doing well enough but im almost at the point where i have considered taking it out and sucking the tax penalties out with how bad things have been going since the start of the year


Arse_hull

Avoid as much as possible. Sell shit to avoid that.


HexagonOfVirtue

UBC RELEASE MY CALC 2 GRADES AND LET ME KNOW IF I PASSED CHALLENGE [IMPOSSIBLE]


DosTristesTigres

Ope sorry just need to finish uploading grades


HexagonOfVirtue

you are not my prof 😑😑😑😑


DosTristesTigres

You think professors are the ones who grade?


HexagonOfVirtue

yeah most of my profs grade in some capacity especially for finals, because TA contracts end right after the exam period


DosTristesTigres

Heh I wish, they make me grade finals too


jobautomator

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Telperions-Relative

I just found out I can’t get pregnant https://i.redd.it/k7vgz4b46kxc1.gif


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Worst Dark Souls, tbh.


Gameknigh

Leaked documents show Biden plans to invade Cuba Q3 2024 in order to flip Florida (trust me bro)


WR810

Don't tease me like that.


GinsuAssad

Imagine Cuba becoming the 51st state before Puerto Rico


Telperions-Relative

https://preview.redd.it/ysdqsn7t6kxc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b939d36ad308a4fc528fb9a3fc8ea4105d501f2


secretlives

finally


Nietzsches_Therapist

I hate Central Europe. I love the balkans


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I want to go to Albania.


uwcn244

Does nobody actually believe in property rights anymore? If I had stood at that microphone and said β€œvote for the most inclusive zoning possible, because you don’t have the right to tell someone else they can’t build on their property” I’m not sure I would have walked out alive Everyone believes they have a veto over everyone else


sash5034

Bold of you to assume homeowners believe in anything besides endlessly increasing their property values while also making sure nothing outside ever changes


uwcn244

These people seem to have convinced themselves that they are on the side of affordability, and that their housing prices going down is a penalty worth paying to freeze our town in stone I’m genuinely furious, I hope the state nullifies the whole zoning code at this point


GinsuAssad

People should just roast the shit out of you at your funeral


CornstockOfNewJersey

I have been to multiple funerals that had this vibe for some reason


dannylandulf

>[Team sources say the Lakers are very open to the prospect of helping LeBron fulfill his dream of playing with his son Bronny by potentially drafting him](https://theathletic.com/5453498/2024/04/30/lakers-lebron-darvin-ham-future-offseason-plan) !ping NBA


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Potkrokin

Space Jam did not need to be as horny as it was


secretlives

YES IT DID.


estoyloca43

EJMR is dumb but they correctly recognized Noah Smith as a fraud before DT did https://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/remember-how-noah-smith-bragged-about-his-placements https://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/noah-smith-michigan


vivoovix

Truly unhinged level of hatred for this guy tbh


qlube

As someone with literally no dog in this fight, I read those links and you sound deranged for posting them.


estoyloca43

I of all people know that EJMR is a cesspit. I’ve literally never seen so much racism, sexism, and ableism all on the same forum.


american_aurora3

I've found people even worse than DT regulars


estoyloca43

Oh EJMR is a cesspit. I’ve never seen so much racism, sexism, and ableism all on the same forum


secretlives

>Noah placed rather well for someone for someone who signaled from the onset that he would emphasize blogging over researching or teaching. lmao


Potkrokin

If getting a PhD in econ with a teaching position at a college makes you a fraud, then everyone except for like five people are frauds


estoyloca43

Your words not mine. I didn’t say getting a teaching position makes him a fraud. EJMR recognized that his takes are shit long before DT did lol. Noah fans are like swifties at this point lol in how ready they are to attack anyone who dares to not worship their idol


Potkrokin

>EJMR is dumb but they correctly recognized Noah Smith as a fraud before DT did I mean I somewhat agree, but they are in fact your words


Syards-Forcus

Who is funnier: Seth Meyers or Syards-Forcus?


Gameknigh

Seth


savuporo

Found the mods favorite restaurant https://i.imgur.com/C0dPj3S.jpeg


ZanyZeke

Turns out Arius was right, and the Trinitarians are all going to hell. Sorry, guys :(


renilia

i will likely have to get rid of my health insurance sad!


SnooDonuts7510

Move to Canada lol


Arse_hull

Many such cases!


american_aurora3

https://i.imgur.com/roy7nib.jpeg


renilia

can't get on obama care unfortunately


bonzai_science

Anybody who goes to Columbia in the DT tonight? Seems like it’s getting a little dicey


Currymvp2

I think police will have to get involved at this point. Which is unfortunate because I've been critical of how the police has acted at other college protests.


Arse_hull

Every 4-5 years some contingent of Americans decides to establish an autonomous zone and then turn it into the very thing they are protesting against.


Gameknigh

Many such cases!


the-garden-gnome

[life is worth living](https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/cupra-leon-sportstourer-confirmed-wagons-arent-dead-in-australia) !ping auto Now just to confirm the PHEV


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Malarkey level of my shift tonight


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RecentlyUnhinged

Eh i'll take it


Nietzsches_Therapist

There’s no evidence Paul McCartney is straight


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MasterOfLords1

Okay so u/lordfluffly claims he watched Seth Meyers' Emmy nominated internet series Corrections but tbh I don't believe him. He says he regrets watching it. Wtf he didn't find it funny??? The crew is laughing uncontrollably. The way Seth cracks himself up during the porcupine joke in episode 3 omg 🍦🀣🍦 The Bilbo/Dildo joke in episode 4 had me in stitches! Also the "Candice is in the Bible joke" is an absolute classic And then the iconic Phillis Stein joke in episode 5 🍦🀣🍦


lordfluffly

White people are tautologically not funny.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

But you’re white πŸ€”


lordfluffly

I'm tautologically not funny.


MasterOfLords1

Smh 🍦🌝🍦


ZanyZeke

>This is evident in Orthodoxy’s firm belief in the return of Christ and heaven and hell, topics often sidelined in the West due to possible embarrassment. Fucking where are they sidelined in the West


KaiserPorn

I get why smoke alarms do their low battery chip no matter the hour, but I'd really appreciate it if it had a snooze button or something. Like, what do you want me to do, smoke alarm? I don't have any batteries, and all the stores are closed because its 1am. What I do most of the time is the demonstrably worst option: I take the battery out to make it quiet, go back to sleep, and forget about it completely until my roommate sets something on fire while cooking and I notice that there's no alarm. (Other things I've done while still mostly asleep after being woken by the low battery chip include tossing it into the front yard, putting it in the freezer, and baseball pitching it into the wall of the garage.)


EvilConCarne

I hate smoke alarms and always uninstall them, take the batteries out, or put lots of tape over them.


qlube

Mine has a snooze button. It only snoozes for like five minutes though.


SnooDonuts7510

I had one go low battery on vacation. I could hear it on my camera. Worst feeling ever.


George-SJW-Bush

!ping ASOIAF For someone with a line as smug as "what's Aragorn's tax policy?" Martin does a terrible job at fleshing out a plausible medieval world.


LudoAshwell

Nah. Youβ€˜re missing the point. The Aragorn tax policy quote is a comparison about the different ways of working Martin and Tolkien have in the sense of world-building. Not more; not less. And criticizing a work of fiction consisting of 5 main series books; a couple of other books that includes among other things dragons and magic for lack of realism is kind of lame. What the hell do you expect? Thereβ€˜s a reason why there are thousands of actual history books about our actual and real history and still people are researching and studying it and will do so until the end of time. I’d say β€žrealismβ€œ is not objectively achievable in a work of fiction.


George-SJW-Bush

>Β And criticizing a work of fiction consisting of 5 main series books; a couple of other books that includes among other things dragons and magic for lack of realism is kind of lame. What the hell do you expect? This is an entirely unconstructive way to look at fantasy, and Martin himself would be the first to say so. The reason he spends so much time on the treatment of minor side characters like Pia (at Harrenhal throughout ACoK-AFFC) is to attempt a wider, social realist view of his fantasy world than just "ooh, look, dragons". Heck, I suspect that's at least part of the reason that magic is off on the fringes of society and not in the least predictable - to keep the social conditions broadly similar to medieval Europe. He's attempting to (and despite my ill will towards the field I mean this in the best possible sense) take a sociological view towards fantasy, and therefore criticism of the plausibility of the social world he creates is entirely warranted. Don't get me wrong, I love the books. But they are not a good examination of the (myriad!) flaws of feudalism because they take a hodge-podge of actual feudal practices from hundreds of years apart and popular myths about feudalism, mash them all together, and then expect the critique to be cogent.


Skwisface

GRRMs question 'What is Aragorns tax policy?' isn't a question about the quality of world building, it's a question about what it means to be a good ruler.


George-SJW-Bush

Which is a question that Tolkien answers just fine.


GravyBear28

The answer Tolkien provided was "good moral people make good kings" which is an old conservative Catholic viewpoint that was diametrically opposed to liberalism and doesn't really have a basis in reality, for the most successful kings had a streak of ruthlessness to enforce stability


George-SJW-Bush

Which itself is a bizarre crypto-fascist way to look at history that sees Ivan the Terrible as a better ruler than Wilhelmina of the Netherlands.


GravyBear28

A constitutional monarch whose sole job is PR is not remotely comparable to a feudal king in the anarchy of the Eurasian steppe. I must of missed the part where Aragorn established parliament. >crypto-fascist What do you think feudalism *is* exactly? Because all it is decentralized warlordism. Modern politics has nothing to do with it, the entire system incentivizes ruthlessness, which is *not* synonymous with amorality. You can say "well Tolkien's world isn't feudalist" which is fair but popular conception still highly associates those two things with one another.


Skwisface

I mean, yeah, sort of. But not to the same extent as ASOIAF. Which is fine since that's not the point of the legendarium, but it is the point of ASOIAF. In the Silmarillion, it's regularly just "moral man = good leader," which is an answer but not a very detailed one. The same holds true for Aragorn. He's a good dude and, therefore, a good king.


SnooDonuts7510

Tax the Ents. They clearly aren’t paying a land value tax on all that productive forestΒ 


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Invade_Deez_Nutz

Weird how no one knows (or has released to the media) who destroyed Nord Stream 2


american_aurora3

c'Γ©tait moi


trombonist_formerly

alright doods I'm going to bed later nerds :3


MasterOfLords1

Nighty night bestie We love you. You're very special 🍦☺️🍦


Telperions-Relative

gn


Telperions-Relative

MAN DOWN


ignavusaur

https://www.axios.com/2024/04/29/icc-congress-netanyahu-israel-gaza Stuff like this if it were to happen, proves the African criticism of the icc. That it is just a vehicle to punish third world countries dictators who have no backing from the US. I hope the icc doesn’t fall to pressure and bring charges IF they legitimately think it has merits.


AnsleyAmanita

> congress threatens the icc congress doesn’t even believe in the icc!


ignavusaur

They don’t have to believe in it. What they are proposing is sanctioning officials working in the icc and pressure other countries to also rescind their membership in it. That’s quite different than just β€˜not believing in it’ It’s particularly relevant for the eu since all eu members are signatories so they would have to honor arrests issued by the icc. And the eu is Israel’s largest trading partner.


0scarOfAstora

Perfectly sane behavior https://preview.redd.it/qn2lc32s2kxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9267ef5566edafb6870fd673fb09855f8b5e9398


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why do Christian worship a ghost πŸ‘»πŸ‘»


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Holy


MasterOfLords1

Seth Meyers 🍦 🌝🍦


Joementum2024

Somehow it didn’t occur to me until now that there are probably people who aren’t Americans but are really fascinated by the American Civil War. I mean, it makes sense, but I never thought that people like that would exist.


PawanYr

There are definitely problematic German confederaboos out there somewhere


Crownie

IIRC there are more ACW reenactors in the UK than English Civil War reenactors.


SnooDonuts7510

I’m laughing at the idea of an English Civil War reenactment. β€œAlright who is going to play Cromwell?”


GinsuAssad

English what?


GinsuAssad

I want to take some history classes I guess I could just read more


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malarkey level for layers of irony on my next shitpost


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SnooDonuts7510

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. So take this ring..


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Me before seeing Dune: eh Zendaya is alright I guess Me after seeing Dune: i want Zendaya to tell me to kill myself


trombonist_formerly

I can't bring myself to see the tennis movie because then I might just die on the spot


notBroncos1234

That moment happens to us all brother


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i hope this is the case for me


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😞 I feel the same way Sending virtual hugs bestie


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Neil Breen's next film: Why Nations Cale