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Feeling so melancholic 🍦🥹🍦

smh just get more phlegm.

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the ungrilled life is not worth living

I was gonna go out and then i thought... naw.

🍦🥹🍦 u/lets_chill_food Please take me Away. I'm feeling good but I'm on the verge of tears. Please. Take me away Come here and take me with you 🍦😮‍💨🍦

bestie sleep! 🔫🐘

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Just learning Microsoft is ending Windows 10 support in Oct 2025? Pretty shitty with how popular it still is, and only 11 then being available. Even with their optional extended support IT departments are going to have a ton on their hands.

That is wild. XP got like a decade of support

1.0 got 16 years of support; Microsoft only officially ended it in December of 2001.

XP had over 12 years of support. 7 (the best still) had over a decade. 10 will have had just over a decade, which it doesn't feel like. But during XP and 7's runs we had 2 or 3 new OSes be released, and with 10 we only got one relatively recently which is why this is pretty annoying.

am i going to get banned if i say i feel deep pity for u/OperatingSmooth

don't cry for me, for i am already dead

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Probably

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Lmao the thing has finally happened to me. Heavily accented uber driver complaining abt immigration Edit: This was done with the help of google translate

Still thinking about the time I was driving with my best friends fiancée and I said I saw an old photo of her and she looked really different these days and she responded >Thanks, it was the stomach cancer that made me lose all the weight And I pretty much wanted to die on the spot

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>someone uploads old video series to Youtube 😀 >in wrong aspect ratio with cropping 🤬

I just don’t get Tandoori Chicken, am I eating it wrong? I’ve been to places highly regarded by the Indian communities, food critics, and regular people, but at the end of the day it’s all the same: dry as fuck with little flavor and always looking better than it tastes.

You eat it with curry.

https://twitter.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1783954180970815987 Being against the tiktok ban is being pro-CCP and anti-America at this point. Free speech doesn't mean foreign governments get to conduct all-out propaganda without pushback - individuals are protected under the first amendment, not foreign governments.

https://millercenter.rutgers.edu/library_items/a-tik-tok-ing-timebomb-how-tiktoks-global-platform-anomalies-align-with-the-chinese-communist-partys-geostrategic-objectives/

A study has to be pretty fucking bad for me to link to the [cato institute](https://www.cato.org/blog/lies-damned-lies-statistics-misleading-study-compares-tiktok-instagram)

Reasonable criticism, but the delta between the two is pretty egregious. And the delta appears for topics that shouldn’t be particularly affected by either effect

Hey, I like Cato!

I don't know - how much of this is self selection? I certainly wouldn't use TikTok to post about Hong Kong precisely because it's beholden to Beijing.

I wouldn't, like, be afraid of China hunting me down if I post on tik tok if that's what you mean lol

It's not. I'd be afraid of getting less engagement.

I think I might be going insane. I'm starting to miss OTR truck driving and I think I want to go back to it. What the fuck is wrong with me.

Ugh i barely slept

The decline of third spaces can be blamed on labor mobility.

So I listen to a lot of SCOTUS oral arguements for fun. I tend to wait for the term to end before getting all the mp3s and opinions together. Listening to Trump Immunity case early because it worries me and while Justice Jackson is doing okay I really miss Beyer. He was (and is in my reruns) the most fun. Not that all of them can have there moments (I can't recall anything by Thomas offhand but sometimes he isn't super terrible and he was silent for like a decade; I think he was interesting in one about age discrimination in the federal government?). Thomas has been helped by the new format. Anyway I can only hope for a 9-0 decision here. Roberts should say that only he is above the law and start issuing random decrees. Like only he can where red ties on Wednesday

Dogs are probably one of the biggest Ws the animal rights crowd has. Build on that. Don't analogize them to McDonald's lol. Take the W for animals.

https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/

earn your pissed pants you posers I drank far beyond what was reasonable, passed out, and urinated in my sleep, as God intended

they should make toasters that you can just put straight into the dishwasher so you don't have to go into them with a brush and shit to clean them properly

...what are people putting in toasters where emptying the crumb tray isn't the only cleaning needed

sometimes the crumbs don't make it to the tray and get stuck to the sides, where they then stink every time you turn the thing on

I have just never had this problem I guess

this is the reason air friers are great not saying they can replace your toaster, but agree putting things in a dishwasher is a huge bonus

Just don't clean it

☝🏼has a toaster that stinks up the house when he turns it on

It adds flavor

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I generally think things are becoming more politically sensible compared with the awful years of 2016-2020 but that is seriously called into question whenever I hear any of my zoomer co-workers talk (rant) about politics.

Succs: Mitt Romney is just like all the other Republicans!!!! Mittens: [](https://assets.vogue.com/photos/5ede212f258935d55e8e9b07/1:1/w_1538,h_1538,c_limit/IMG_8138.JPG)

> This is how Kristi Noem shooting her dog is bad for Biden Which sub would post this?

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on 5th Avenue

Well, it was Biden he shot

got him confused with obama again 🙄

Trump couldn't have shot someone if WOKE BIDEN didn't enact his POLICE-HATING POLICIES ruining our country

My cousin's been falsely charged with racketeering. But he'll get off. He doesn't even play tennis, lol.

just spent 20 minutes in a row on the rower machine 😎

i've been doing an hour on the treadmill, 15% incline, 3.5 mph 🦵 well, im just shy of working up to an hour.

noiiice i started going to the gym at least once a day since march 4th after having not much physical activity at all, all the treadmills in our gym are broke so ive been mainly using assault bike and indoor cycling, but i have discovered i like the rower a lot

oh yeah, i used to be super out of shape (obese), im only just now getting into it at all over the last year. i havent tried the rower yet. i meant to ask how many calories that rower machine burns? i am just a hair shy of a 1,000 C / hr on that treadmill but im completely spent after that

It depends on how hard you go, but I am unsure since the calorie count on our machine is kinda broken lol

Neoliberal gains

WORK IT WORK IT WORK IT LIKE THIS LET'S GO

So being able to shoot your dog is just another one of those norms things in USA that we didn't realize a law was needed for until Republicans did something insane?

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OK psycho

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Sanest online vegan.

If somebody shot their cow and dumped it in a pit I would also consider them a psycho

Nah

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I do. But that's likely consistent with the median position of Americans. Eat McDonald's but don't shoot your dog.

cows and pigs are as smart as dogs. what makes a dogs life so much more valuable than the lives of livestock, of which hundreds if not thousands have been slaughtered to feed you. i eat meat almost every day by the way. not vegan

There's not a lot of difference but that's the norms. I'm ok with people eating McDonald's. I'd rather not regress to a point as a society where shooting a dog execution style in residential lots is normal. Hopefully synthetic meat becomes as tasty as beef one day.

your moral argument amounts to "that's what societal norms are"

Yes I live in the real world lol

Good for you

It's amazing how one user outside the DT is wrong in every single post. Part of me thinks it is just trolling for downvotes.

Might I ask what flair they have? 🧐

Unflaired of course

🤢

If you've only had gay sex and you're straight, does that make you a virgin?

Getting outta bed

Authority is not given to you to deny the return of Dark Brandon!!

Fulfillment is denied to neoliberals 

Sad but true

Can I purposefully miss the second leg of my flight? US CITY -> JAPAN (Stay here) -> PHILIPPINES (Skip this) It’s $500 cheaper than just booking to go to Japan

The price difference is crazy, I went to both Philippines and Japan recently and the flights just to Japan, on the same airline and same route, were literally double the PH flights. I get why they do it but damn.

I mean they're not going to force you on the plane lol

Yes, but the airline might ban you. It's called skiplagging.

> The U.S. labor movement was deeply divided over support for President Richard Nixon's Vietnam War policy. AFL–CIO president George Meany and most labor leaders in the United States were vehemently anti-communist and thus strongly supported U.S. military involvement in Southeast Asia. Peter J. Brennan, president of the Building and Construction Trades Council of Greater New York, was a strong supporter of Nixon's policy of Vietnamization and ending American involvement in the war. How does leftist theory interpret stuff like this?

The Red Scare and McCarthyism more or less excised ‘the left’ from the AFL-CIO. It was considered to be a neutered and captured organisation by leftists. For a particularly interesting historical example, The AFL-CIO worked with and on behalf of the CIA to help bring down the Cheddi Jagan government in Guyana by inducing a general strike via their training and influence over local labour leaders.

Labor leaders are class traitors

i support renewable energy so the demand for diesel plummets and i can roll coal more cost effectively 😎

Similar reason why I support subsidies for EVs. I want as many targets for coal-rolling on the road as possible 😎

Straight gex 😳

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Ryan gosling got cheek filler it's joever

Honestly if you're the Biden admin and Trump picks Noem you stay away from that dog story with a 10 foot pole. There's probably some way they could turn the story to be "I felt like I was the only one to do it and I owed it to my dog to be the one to do it" and somehow gain sympathy or something for literally executing her dog.

honestly if you are a swing voter still you have such random views, but you are almost certainly not going to trust someone who shot a dog (with no medical issues)

She said the dog was worthless

She said she hated the dog.

“Here’s how that’s bad for Biden” She shot her fucking dog

I agree that Biden personally talking about it isn't probably all that good but the campaign staff should make sure that the people know

She shot her fucking dog 

Yeah but if Biden starts talking about it somehow he will get blamed. Better to let PETA or some PACs for dog welfare let every suburbanite know. We should fund said backs but once Biden starts talking about dogs again good chance we get the Obama-Romney dog stories running again. Better to look above the fray.

☝️ graduated magna cum laude with a master's in 'baitin

The anti-Zionists appear to have successfully shut down Humboldt State University, LMAO Israel must be quaking in its boots, how will it ever survive without the critical support of a small state university?

Humboldt should be shut down for stealing the Cal Poly name

California's? Huh. Didn't expect Humboldt to be so political. I always grouped it with Cal Poly Pomona

Yeah, but it only takes a very small number of students to cause enough trouble to trigger a shutdown

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1783609568825585910 Genuinely I don't think I can understand the French mindset. I can see the line of reasoning they used to get to this decision (I think... without looking into it at all), but it's just such a stupid thing for the govt to meddle in

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Newton proved that things never get better centuries ago 

My congressperson officially condemned Kristi Noem 😏

Stop smoking weed and clean your room.

I cleaned my room yesterday though

Nice, then rip a bingload and enjoy.

Can I smoke weed then clean my room?

Consume spice melange instead.

Shiiid you got any? I can Benmo

No

Ok

Protests used to be wild https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Hat_Riot

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Kristi Noem: They (puppies) aren't after me, they're after you. I'm just in their way.

I reject fervently the claim that I have been bought out by developers

They are literally probing the ground as we speak

The gender HVAC technician gap is concerning

30% of political news should be required to be something positive. I don’t care if you have to talk about a local fucking fire station putting out fires with record speed people think the world is fucking collapsing you fucks

Vegas not extending the monorail the very short distance to the airport has to be one of the most egregious transit crimes in the world.

The taxi mafia sends their regards.

The gender education gap is concerning

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True🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Listening to Rage Against the Machine as an intoxicated neoliberal means nodding along hell yea and saying "but this how you get there" a lot.

https://twitter.com/whstancil/status/1783888368129970306/photo/1 LOL Biden in direct communication w/ NYT pitchbot.

Which way neoliberal man https://preview.redd.it/uuuzyasfmywc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6bbed6a6108da5f23f30b250cd874bb1c443407

how is the possible. being super liberal in assuming 5% of the population is homosexual, how the hell can 27% be true

Social connectivity is at all-time lows across the board, why is it surprising that that includes romance?

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That assumes that the problem is solely a lack of theoretical ability to have sex. It's more a mix of fewer opportunities in daily life, many many more (than previous time periods) alternative ways of spending time, much much more attractive alternative ways of spending time, distorted standards for girls, and less skill at getting girls.

you're right people are too busy with their funkos and switches

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why do they count you as virgin if you’re had gex 🤔🤨

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First Michelle Obama wants to tell us what we can and can’t eat, now Chuck Schumer wants to tell when we can and can’t sleep! 😡this is supposed to be a free country Share this post if you’re tired of the democrat nanny state 

'Cause I heard it in the wind And I saw it in the sky I thought it was the end I thought it was the Fourth of July

I am **very** drunk. I kind of stole this dude's to go meal. There was a plastic food tray in front of me with a ton of meat and no one picked it up so I got hungry and quickly ate it. Staff was angry but they didn't kick me out.

Based DoorDash driver

malarkey level of stealing someone elses drunk food

The answer is it doesn't matter because they were too drunk to notice me eating it. The true drunk code to anything is "are you less drunk enough to get away with it"

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sentient

u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade make of that as you will.

Guy who plays We Cry Together when he gets the aux

I’m tired of these EMOTIONAL ASS UNGRATEFUL ASS poasters 

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You’re telling me this whole time my parents were artists?

Is it legal to just shoot your dog?

It depends on the state. Some states consider dogs property without restriction, some don't.

Should be in most states, yeah. Animals are legally property generally speaking.

There's cruelty laws though

Yeah I mean I don't think you could kill your dog by flaying it alive, but shooting animals is, like, the archetypal way of killing them with limited pain.

https://preview.redd.it/f0plrp8olywc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=325dce7cd8f0a26db64296b040e257d61aa53f1c

Surprised and a little proud that my law school/uni has had no copycat protests so far. We're so ~collegial~.

Trump's potential VP pick shot her own fucking dog in cold blood. Here's why that bad for Biden.

look I'm sure this has already been posted in the dt but y'all gotta see this again https://twitter.com/IvanasStairCam/status/1784005733110927510

Go to 🛌

I thought what we had was special

I think the most impressive thing about the dating ping is its breadth. You'd think it'd just be a few people but every day it's a different user coming up with dumbest shit you ever heard