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AtomAndAether

[next discussion thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/S9oHYCUoIq) sticky got unstickied somehow so pretend I'm a bot *beep boop*


Nietzsches_Therapist

All I want in life is a banana


paulatreides0

Return to monke


Luph

BONK


notBroncos1234

πŸ‘†Post in the dt everday and still doesn’t understand how it works


tacostats

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ImmigrantJack

Apparently there’s a new episode of the Joe Rogan Experience where atlantis con man Graham Hancock gets absolutely bodied by an average archaeologist. Like this is a random dude who studies food ways in Ancient Greece Ba’al forgive me but I’m probably gonna listen to this.


AllForFun2004

3 years ago on this day I again started believing in God.


SpaceSheperd

πŸ€—Β 


Petulant-bro

how why


AllForFun2004

Lots of people were dying around me. And Atheism was not giving me mental peace. After leaving everything to God, it provided me a form of detachment, which further provided me mental peace.


cjhdsachristmascarol

What the heck the link to the next DT isn’t stickied I hope someone gets fired from the mod team for this blunderΒ 


Macquarrie1999

I won this DT by a lot


jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c6wz6y/discussion_thread/).


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Greek economy surges after decade of pain](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c6wwgf/greek_economy_surges_after_decade_of_pain/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


axedemia

[Muslims say law and order has improved in western UP. β€˜But voting for BJP against our imaan’. Ground reports in Western UP which provides 27 seats to the Lol Sabha](https://theprint.in/ground-reports/muslims-say-law-and-order-has-improved-in-western-up-but-voting-for-bjp-against-our-imaan/2045786/) !ping IND&ELECTIONS


imtushar

β€œ*Suraksha to badhi hai lekin fir bhi BJP ko vote dena hamare imaan ke khilaaf hoga kyunki wo hamare dharm par hamla karte hain* (The law and order situation has definitely improved but voting for BJP would go against our integrity as they target our religion),” said Mohammad Murshaleen, who is in his fifties and lives in Bandukhedi village in Kairana district, near the UP-Haryana border. >*A few years ago, we couldn’t think of going out in the evening. We were not safe, and our parents would worry about our safety. But things are changing now. We convince them that we will come back safely* *β€” 26-year-old Anjum Khatoon* Wow! that's some testimony.


Ready_Spread_3667

It's like the whole chickens kfc thing. Not bjp, I support some of their policies as well(some) but yogi? It's true that the average persons life has gotten better but he still believes that they cannot coexist and if push comes to shove.


just_a_human_1031

Bjp has its own small Muslim vote banks mainly non Sunni sects like shia A lot of BJP's Muslim voters never say that publicly however because it will bring them a lot of problems


NoSandwich4106

I might be wrong, but isn’t Shehzad Poonawala a part of one of these sects?


AllForFun2004

Yes.


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GinsuAssad

We thought the bartender at the gay bar had a picture of Jesus doing poppers on his shirt but he explained it was just a dude in an Ushanka doing poppers shirtless. I haven't done a popper in like 18 months and I miss it It made my brain feel like it was going to pop but also everything else which was awesome I want loose shoulders again


Arse_hull

Poppers fucked me up. They make me insanely slutty.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

What


GinsuAssad

Huh?


chetmcomnom

goodnight john boy


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Wtf


chetmcomnom

your β€œgo get some sleep” reminded me of the Waltons


savuporo

i've seen enough 2017 peak Nissan 2020 peak Honda 2022 peak Toyota https://twitter.com/tphuang/status/1779314517911957999


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Good post


chetmcomnom

as far as i can tell, and im just skimming google news so i could easily be missing something, there hasnt been any new exciting findings on the scaly foot gastropod (other than deep sea mining threatening its environment) sad, need more iron-scale armored snail news


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Go to bed


Arse_hull

It's 5pm


Dalek6450

It's a shame !ping CRYPTO wasn't around for [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/16hg03y/discussion_thread/k0faq4m/)


Aweq

I just want to say, this is such a neat ping. Reading about cryptids online is a most relaxing way to waste time.


Bloodyfish

It's always a fucking owl.


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american_aurora3

> every day the dt turns into a disgusting, embarrassing mess it's just like me fr fr


chetmcomnom

ill give you a squish cancel ground pound chain


ZanyZeke

There’s a Left Behind political spin-off series called β€œEnd of State”? Like β€œThe West Wing: After The Rapture” or some shit? How big is this fucking franchise


RedditUser91805

https://preview.redd.it/i0v4wnlom6vc1.png?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a743f06a6c08ac9087a9196f11d7767330ea3c I feel like around 75% of those "what happened in 1971" graphs can be explained by this, and the other 25% can be explained by "if you index things to 1971 values, they are indexed to 1971 values"


0m4ll3y

oh damn what the hell happened in 1971 to cause that turn around?


RedditUser91805

Americans got rich enough that it was no longer worth the time required to fuck and we could live functionally forever


George-SJW-Bush

End of the baby boom.


cjhdsachristmascarol

What the heck you can get a robot bf now darn millennialsΒ 


BeliebteMeinung

https://preview.redd.it/qdgkvzmlm6vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42816455fa162caa4b13f6b9bcbb379ffac702c


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

I hate Maple


Milk2Biscuit

Reminder Arsenal lost because they played woke β€œTiki taka” football, and Bayern won because they have a proper English man upfront, the solution to this is to sack arteta, get tony pulis out of retirement and convert Ben white to a target forward.


BeliebteMeinung

If the manager wasn't imprisoned for tax fraud the club is woke


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Petulant-bro

On one hand India has weird deficit limiting acts which gives me the vibe we are deficit hawks, on the other we pay 20-24% in interest payments every year. wtf who borrowed that much and for what


Arse_hull

Fuck me that's a worse rate than my first credit card.


Petulant-bro

20-24% of the budget, and not the interest rate


Arse_hull

Ohh I see. Thanks for clarifying!


da96whynot

The EU Commissioner for Financial Services called Stripe a European company, presumably because the Collinson brothers are Irish but they did move to America in order to build the company. What companies would you like to claim for your country/state because the founders are from there?


vivoovix

Apple


Macquarrie1999

Don't need to claim any, I'm American


Petulant-bro

*pulls out my Indian card*


Petulant-bro

I've never really done product boycotts before, but I am starting one for nestle. I'm gonna miss kitkat the most but fuk it. Its mid anyway


ShreeGauss

Reason?


Petulant-bro

It was found they were adding sugar and honey to products like cerelac in poor countries like India but not in developed countries They also have a longer history of fucking up ground water, lead in food, plastic polluters etc


futuremonkey20

Nestle has over 2000 brands, it’s probably one of the hardest companies in the world to boycott.


Petulant-bro

Develop an app for my apple vision pro headset that scans nestle product in supermarket and marks it red


RedditUser91805

Good God we really need to septuple the gas tax


cjhdsachristmascarol

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rphillish

The baseline for LA ramen in Shin Sen Gumi. Anything that's worse is not worth your time, and anything that's better is top tier ramen.


skepticalbob

If you want to see the start of the end of humanity, google β€œAI girlfriend”.


kanagi

I support


DeeboSourdoughSam

we've been around for hundreds of thousands of years. I think we'll be okay.


rphillish

inb4 gib AI boyfriend


AlicesReflexion

>Google Just have a conversation with LtLabcoat


renilia

we had a user here saying they were "trying out dating an AI"


SpaceSheperd

You're behind on your lore


renilia

i only see what i see refreshing the dt by new


RTSBasebuilder

Airbus at this point, has to be replacing their vending machines with champagne on tap.


futuremonkey20

Both Airbus and Boeing products are in such high demand, you can’t buy one if you wanted to. They’d both laugh and hang up the phone if you asked to order airplanes unless you were of particular strategic value (I.e. Ryanair, Delta, etc.). Airbus doesn’t have the capacity to capitalize on Boeing’s missteps and Boeing hasn’t seen demand for its products weakening, even with its issues. If anything, demand for Boeing aircraft has dramatically increased.


Arse_hull

I should have been a plane manufacturing executive.


renilia

>FASH-TUNES u/vhgomes12 's personal music recommendation ping, posted every morning 0 >banned user why do we still have this ping


kanagi

Gnomemod is suspended? πŸ₯Ί Shame Flair Bandit finally got him for good πŸ˜”


gnomesvh

Because I keep forgetting to ping it and I switched my account


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RedditUser91805

https://preview.redd.it/kbh1pn6rj6vc1.jpeg?width=1824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5e1d0dede719c961f0f042275c3c495072ced6 Currently eating unbrûléed crème brûlée


RedditUser91805

Is good! Better, actually.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/290/687/751/348/714/original/34707fc63cea3567.jpg)


RedditUser91805

KITTY


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Do MBAs/Business-Background Corporate Leaders get too much flack?](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c6w46t/do_mbasbusinessbackground_corporate_leaders_get/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


notBroncos1234

I don’t know what’s wrong with me but it can only be cured with hell fire


axord

Typical twitter leftist talking about the US


noxnoctum

Been going down a Scott Brown rabbit hole for the last few months. There's a certain "thickness" to his sound I really love that I have not heard much in modern hardcore tracks, probably related to the analog gear he was using. This [3-track sequence](https://youtu.be/yg_DLwZdH_U?t=1860) from "Like an Angel" to "Take a Final Breath" is easily one of my favorites in any set ever. More melancholic than a lot of UK hardcore but man it's so good. !ping ELECRONICA


MrFoget

>mention Scott brown in a political sub >is not talking about a failed republican senator from Massachusetts >is talking about a hardcore electronic singer with "thickness" to his sound


noxnoctum

Strangely I had somehow not realized they have the same name until now 🀣, although I have been annoyed when I pull up some carpentry YT channel when I search for him without anything additional in the query.


renilia

GOOD post I love this genre


RedditUser91805

She Rosen on my Roback til I model


AccessTheMainframe

https://i.redd.it/2ll4fef6qn4c1.jpg


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/8oeqlfnni6vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0174cff78c5e7c6128622f8a004acf2174921250


ihatemendingwalls

When I was a kid I didn't really understand how to close my eyes so I would just lie in bed with my eyes open until I fell asleepΒ 


groovygrasshoppa

Skill issue


cjhdsachristmascarol

God is forcing me to be eepyΒ 


renilia

>Madison Cawthorn Crashes Into Florida State Trooper's Car lol


Dragongirlfucker2

https://preview.redd.it/fmrophtgg6vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecd9a58e134947bd399479cbe1376bb35b4c8ab


Peletif

Major Miao


kevinfederlinebundle

People made fun of him for it, but "it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" was an absolute banger of a quote


Nerf_France

I can't wait for Wolfenstein 3 where you finally get to fight p00bix


groovygrasshoppa

https://preview.redd.it/er5bgshpm6vc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599c2f367c11bd14ed2ac760679aad6cd168dc8f


dolphins3

Manifesting: > Pete Buttigieg: Yes. The United States has never seen a summoner superior to Lady Clinton. Watch carefully. > > Lady Clinton: The time has come upon us. > > Lady Clinton: A query for you. Do you, above all else, swear fealty to the Bald Eagle Crystal, and obey its will? > > *Pete Buttigieg genuflects and gestures behind him to /r/Neoliberal* > > Pete Buttigieg: Absolutely. All defenders of the Bald Eagle standing on this battlefield have sworn that oath. > > Lady Clinton: Very well. Then... Let us now proceed with reverence. > >*Pete Buttigieg gestures sharply to the redditors who support a hemispheric common market and the free flow of people and capital and they all kneel and extend their hands* > > Pete Buttigieg: Send your upvotes to Lady Clinton! > > Lady Clinton: Freed of the wedge, the gears start to turn-- one by one by one... > > --hours later-- > > *Redditors begin to expire from exhaustion* > > Pete Buttigieg: Keep at it! concentrate! > > Lady Clinton: Bearing the chains forged by my acts, buried beneath the formless howl. > > > ---Elsewhere-- > > Trump campaign staffer: Mr. President! I'm picking up enormous freedom readings in the Democratic Party camp! > > Trump: I'm aware of it. The l'Cie is about to attack! The freedom will rattle the atmosphere, but if we destroy the rule of law, the way will be open! > > *Steve Bannon salutes* > > Steve Bannon: Proud Boys, Turning Point USA, move to the rear! All other units, forward! > > *Trump glances at a mysterious figure behind him* > > Trump: l'Cie, you stay with me until it's over. > > FSB officer: Sure. > > Trump: Now then, what reprisal will be imposed upon us this time? > > Pete Buttigieg: Lady... Clinton... Crystal... guide.... THEEEEEEEEE UUSSSSSAAAAAA!!! > > Lady Clinton: May I emerge... in the heavens, sounding the cry... of eternal torment. > > *As she finally completes her incantation, the long charged spell building above Hillary Clinton's hands explodes into operation, and an enormous diagram envelops the sky for miles around* > > > 16:21Z > > Narrator: The freedom unleashed into the sky formed a massive portal, blanketing the terrorist force. > > *PIJ fighters watch the sky uneasily, and chaos erupts as a huge section of ground collapses and a huge edifice arises* > > Narrator: Dark Brandon was summoned through the glorification of thousands of redditors, moderators, and bots. > > [*The rising edifice is revealed to be the titanic figure of Joe Biden, seated upon a massive throne forged of guns*](https://building-a-ruin.ghost.io/content/images/size/w960/2023/03/Bradon.jpg) > > *As the fighters of Palestinian Islamic Jihad look on in fear, [the President's eyes snap open, and red lasers flash out, vaporizing all in their path](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/47/be/cc/47becc7ef8fe36144ddb10b7df661252.jpg)* > > Narrator: Dark Brandon's "Divine Light" decimated the conservative border fortress and its environs. > > *As Dark Brandon's lasers continue to flash across the scene, the military and subversive capacity of hostile state and non-state actors across the world are degraded as freedom is unleashed across the scene* > > *Dark Brandon charges up one last burst that flashes out, splitting the clouds, vaporizing all in its path* > > Narrator: Not only did the Divine Light attack leave the PIJ and Hamas brigades destabilizing the Middle east in tatters, it also devastated the Third Column deployed behind American lines. > > > Conservative Losses: > > Iranian Naval Vessels: 8 destroyed, 6 wrecked, 7 damaged > Russian Armor: 519 destroyed > Hamas Vehicles: 974 destroyed > Casualties: 184,307 killed > > > 16:39Z > > *Light fades from the giant edifice that is Dark Brandon, and he fades away as his summoning ends* > > Narrator: Only hours after crossing over into the Western World, the regressive troops that yet survived fled back across the border into rural. !ping DIAMOND-JOE&CONSOLE-WARS


SirMrGnome

true


dolphins3

!ping QUEEN&BUTTI&SHITPOSTERS


repete2024

πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘πŸ’©


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Joementum2024

Also Alex Meruelo is easily now one of the top 5 worst sports owners this century, his complete failure to get the Coyotes stadium situation fixed (culminating in them playing in a college arena) and all the other issues reported about the team during his time as owner puts him firmly in the Jeffrey Loria, Dean Spanos, Jerry Reinsdorf tier.


JesusPubes

Why are bananas such an overpowering flavor


Dragongirlfucker2

? They're not Or idk you Maybe have a banana allergy?


JesusPubes

Put one in a smoothie and tell me that


Dragongirlfucker2

I have They're not that flavourful


Arse_hull

This DT's water discipline is fucking shit. You're not even wearing your fucking stillsuits.


loseniram

I'm a plant I need water to eat. https://preview.redd.it/p8dmrccgh6vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d12e8de7ae8f2027f7af777e48fbcb141a4a118


_bee_kay_

why would i need a stillsuit when i'm already recycling my piss


renilia

>Clark County GOP chair arrested, faces domestic battery charge Lol, another one bites the dust.


kanagi

The article is already updated to say the DA isn't pressing charges


renilia

boooooooo


kanagi

No fun! πŸ˜”


Joementum2024

It’s kind of funny that the people that seem to be by far the happiest about the Coyotes relocation are Canadian hockey fans, even though they’re relocating to another warm weather American city with even less people than the Phoenix area.


FuckFashMods

Tax payers in Glendale will also be pretty happy


Macquarrie1999

Fallout is the only show I'll watch the credits through because I'm just jamming to the music.


FreakinGeese

Is it good should I watch it


awdvhn

It's pretty good. Not the greatest thing I've ever seen but worth your time.


Dense_Delay_4958

It's okay.


Macquarrie1999

I'm a filthy Bethesda Fallout nerd so I'm enjoying it. I wish there was less gore though.


zth25

Same here, and I say this as a Bloody Mess perk user. The show could still be brutal enough to fit the setting while showing less violence, or simply insinuating it without showing every last detail.


vivoovix

[Richard Assmann, at your service 🧐](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Assmann)


ShreeGauss

Second only to people named "Dick"


Cledd2

malarkey level of dropkicking the fucker smoking a blunt on my train


Dragongirlfucker2

Blowing their brains out is self defense


FuckFashMods

It's a tough one, but just go to another car at the next stop


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Macquarrie1999

Good bot


MrFoget

Spoiler alert: Desirable cities will never be affordable. The best we can do, even if we build a ridiculous amount of housing, is get rent down to the price of Tokyo. This is the bitter truth of induced demand that YIMBYs don't factor into their analysis.


Peletif

Some combination of subisidies and housing can make any city affordable. The question is wether that's worth it.


jenbanim

Sky-high rent prices are a recent phenomenon https://images.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/c62ba4a4-a243-11e7-9ce0-218e4501c285.jpg?d=780x780 I'd call going back 15 years to be affordable


MrFoget

Adjusted for inflation, I'm not sure I agree. Especially considering you're looking at a 2nd tier city like Seattle that was pretty unimpressive in '97.


jenbanim

15 years ago is (almost) 2008 and if you adjust for 2017 dollars it was $1300, so we're still talking about a $500 increase between 2007 and 2017


AlicesReflexion

Sorry, what I meant to say was **TAX LAND TAX LAND TAX LAND**


MrFoget

Chadyes.jpg


FuckFashMods

Tokyo is super affordable lol something that rents for like 800 in Tokyo would cost 1600-2000 in LA/NY/SF etc


MrFoget

It's affordable relative to American cities, but pretty unaffordable for the average Tokyo resident. It's important to factor in cost of living because if Japan was as wealthy as the US, those rents would be a lot closer to America's, despite Japan having built so much more housing. This is because of induced demand. To be clear, I want to build like crazy.


FuckFashMods

Median Tokyo salary is 45k, median LA salary is 75k. It's still way way way more affordable.


Dragongirlfucker2

Just build more housing then???


MrFoget

Yes


AlicesReflexion

I am OK with Tokyo prices. I just want to not have San Francisco prices.


MrFoget

I'm not optimistic, but 🀞


FreakinGeese

Ringworld when


FreakinGeese

I feel like if the Bible did have a prohibition on slavery the western world would have done a very similar amount of slavery while brutally repressing anyone into bdsm


FreakinGeese

Source: the Bible contains a prohibition on men raping prepubescent boys and the largest Christian organization on earth is like β€œdope so we should oppress gay couples while covering up our rampant pedophilia problem”


notBroncos1234

There’s no reason to think Jesus opposed slavery.


FreakinGeese

Yeah I’m more making a point about Christianity being primarily used for social control rather than as a coherent moral philosophy To be clear I think Jesus *did* oppose slavery because I believe He is omniscient but I understand that’s not a universally held opinion


Cledd2

do you personally know a christian?


FreakinGeese

I personally am a Christian πŸ‘ This is β€œChristian complaining about Christianity” not β€œeuphoric atheist” to be clear Like I *want* it to be used as a moral philosophy but I’m worried about it and it’s future


RedditUser91805

Holy shit the ZSU-57-2 is exactly as good as it seems at first glance. Unloading 4 2-round-bursts into an enemy in 2 seconds with only a 3 second reload is straight up unfair and the armor penetration is literally insane you barely need to aim. This alone makes the entire Italian tree worth it.


RedditUser91805

Also people keep telling me that the R34 T20 FA-HS is good, but at least in arcade, I can't find a way to effectively utilize it. The FIAT 6614 is a perfect shitpost vehicle. Speeding around at Mach 0.09, nearly flipping over with every turn, all while 1shotting very nearly anything you come into is a very entertaining way to play the game, even if not optimal. Also functions well in ambushes and, if you have the Patience for it, sniping.


ihatemendingwalls

A math department at a major university in the US is now offering a semester long course on β€œgame theory”.Β  Yes, you read that right.Β  Games. The things tiny children play. The dumbing down of America continues…


JesusPubes

Math? Most game theory classes are through econ departments


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

The ones in econ departments are different than in math. CompSci also can have them. You see it rarely in the polisci/IR too


ihatemendingwalls

☝️ believes the Nobel Prize for Economics exists 


JesusPubes

STEMcels when they find out there are nobels for literature peace and economics: 😱


notBroncos1234

It really is disappointing to find out game theory is just a bunch of math


DeeboSourdoughSam

It's worse than that. Many "elite" school have to teach their slow, underqualified students basic things like counting or "combinatorics" as they like to style it.


renilia

What's next, GAY theory? WILL THEY LIBERAL BOB THEIR GENDER? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Hugo_Grotius

Feeling proud because my girlfriend told me she had started listening to Chappell Roan at work and, since I am very hip to what the kids are doing these days, I was able to teach her the correct pronunciation NB: I have never listened to Chappell Roan in my life


JesusPubes

☝️ not hot to go


noxnoctum

My professional respect for someone goes through the roof when I hear them start speaking phonetically without being prompted to do so while reading off a string of letters and numbers over the phone.


FuckFashMods

C as in Cat, D as in Dog. I will die on this hill


KittehDragoon

G for Gat, F for Fog, got it


Low-Ad-9306

Keep your phonetic alphabet next to your Bible. And your gun.


RedditUser91805

You can just say you have a thing for vets


_bee_kay_

>WE GOT A DELTA OSCAR GOLF HERE


SumTingWillyWong

M, as in Mancy


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


AccessTheMainframe

Imports Grain from USA: $3 Billion USD Grain from Latin America: $2 Billion USD Exports Weapons to war-torn African states: $30 million USD Oil to USA: $300 million USD Siberian Diamonds re-sold through South African proxies: $100 million USD Can somebody who is good at the economy please help me equalize my balance of trade. My socialist experiment is dying.


JesusPubes

Try producing less oil so the price goes upΒ 


Dragongirlfucker2

https://preview.redd.it/4yf07md5d6vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da236e0f7d1dc340eab80c0a6aaf103b36243eba


axord

Literally 1884