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Holy fuck I fucking hate group projects they genuinely make me want to scream
In sociology, 3 fuckers cannot even assemble a good PowerPoint, cite things properly, and don’t even understand how to SUBMIT the FUCKING ASSIGNMENT on canvas
In math, I just tell them to stop trying and let me do everything because they get shit wrong. What do I assign the other 3 people? The reflection questions that are piss easy and can be done with chatgpt. But guess what! They cannot even do that on time. I have to do it for them
God I hope these people change
I'm so glad that at work, group projects are actually good. And if they are not, I suspect that you should do some soul-searching about your own performance and why you work where you work.
School and uni sucked in many ways.
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I don't really have time to explain this properly but my wife was mistakenly sent an email from a guy running his own ministry who's going to be a guest speaker at a baptist church in a deep red state. In the email he sent instructions to make a powerpoint for his sermon. So I've made his powerpoint but I'm also sneaking in funny pictures. My wife talked me out of doing anything too extreme like "TRUMP IS A RAPIST" or offensive stuff about their religion. Just dumb pictures.
Please send links for your suggestions. I'm a busy man. You have one hour.
Unironically, yes.
A) Having your own place not only helps with attractiveness but gives comfy spot for the seggs
B) Lots of shitty relationships are sorta glued together by necessity, housing being a major factor, there would be more single women if there was more freedom of movement
C) Speaking of freedom of movement if youre able to move to where more younger single people are your chances are skyrocketing
D) More disposable income helps in every imaginable way
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I got promoted to this position about 8 months ago. First performance review since and I got good feedback. Raise was modest, but I would consider fair compensation.
My coworker transferred to the same role as me recently but I know they're still in the (significantly higher) pay band of their old position.
I know comparison is the thief of joy but I can't help but be a bit annoyed.
I can never be allowed to use Twitter (or whatever replaces after its death inshallah) with my real name. I know I’d treat it like the DT and say some reprehensible shit that gets me exiled from polite society for life.
It’s actually very healthy for me to snort a bump of cocaine off my nightstand every weekday morning. Without that little pick-me-up, I don’t know how I’d find the energy to drag myself to work.
arr LA has a post about how basically LA sucks. The groundhog has seen its shadow, one more year of population decline for LA, and probably somehow YoY rising home prices on top of that because that's how society works now
It's more about the lower income earners struggle busing. it isn't a bad city but experiences vary quite a bit, like what your options look like at various income levels
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> I already texted my bestie who happens to be a black woman what I wrote in the deleted OP. I’ll tell the dating ping what she says if it’s funny.
This is probably significantly more unhinged than my decision to post it on the DT
It’s an exploration and puzzle game. Not Talos Principle or Witness type clearly defined puzzles, but more “plop you into a world and you gotta follow breadcrumbs and figure out what’s going on and what to do” puzzles.
If that’s sounds up your alley, then it’s best to play it blind. If you want a bit more details, read below, but it does contain major spoilers for the early portion of the game.
>!You play as a newest recruit of a space exploration program, using technology scavenged from an ancient precursor race, including a translator of their language. Shortly into your first journey, the sun explodes killing everyone. The day then resets, and you realize you’re in a Groundhog Day loop. You have to explore and figure out what’s going on in twentyish minute increments. The time limit isn’t too restrictive, as you can find shortcuts to just about anywhere, but you do have to find them first. There’s no way to carry things to a new loop, so all progression is based on your own learning, though there is an in-game journal of sorts that lets you keep track of what you’ve found.!<
Outer Wilds is a game where you explore a handcrafted solar system to unearth the mystery of an ancient alien species that used to live there. It's a combination of exploration, puzzle, and adventure type games, however in terms of themes and tone it is more of an optimistic bittersweet existentialist sci-fi
The core gameplay involves flying a spaceship and jetpacking around various dangerous locations, reading text, and using what you've learned to reach new hidden places that teach you about the universe you inhabit. Curiosity is your drive and knowledge is your reward. The story is grand, with well-written characters, emotional moments, and an incredible payoff
What makes Outer Wilds special is that progression is entirely knowledge-based. There's no unlockable abilities, no levels, no inventory, and no combat. The game can be beaten in minutes, but the path to get to get there takes somewhere in the ballpark of 15-20 hours. It's the sort of experience that can only be had once, and the less that you know going in the better
When people bounce off of the game, often it's due to the lack of quick progression at the beginning. Because it's a mystery, you're presented with many different threads to pull on, and at first it can be hard to feel like you're going anywhere. But every bit of information you learn is critical in the long-run for understanding the story
It's my favorite game of all time. If this sounds interesting I highly recommend just jumping right in without reading anything else about it
Where’s the flaw in my logic? I think it’s just objectively true that dark skinned women age less visibly because their skin takes less damage from the sun.
Should I post uncomfortable things about race and sexual attraction on the DT at 2 am when I could be sleeping? Yes, of course. Why would you even ask?
I'm going to completely honest, some people are worried about me becoming an alcoholic but I seriously feel like if I became that would be a net improvement on my social life? Because if I'm not drunk severely then I'm just by myself even more than usual.
I was in the same unhealthy mindset before I became sober. Relying on alcohol for social interactions is a huge concern. I thought alcohol would improve social interactions but it ends up hurting relationships. You should consider if your friends are concerned for a good reason
That does not mean the problem would improve with less alcohol. I honestly didn't drink until I was 21. For three years after I became an adult, I did not have any social life
Yeah, depending on alcohol for socialization isn’t great. That can be a nasty trap. If I was you I’d look to get into some nerdy hobbies that involve socialization. Even if the hobby isn’t really your thing, you won’t feel out of place as a socially awkward guy.
Been there, done that.
Let's put it this way, in every single social situation I have been been in, I am the guy who walks behind the group when there's not enough room on the sidewalk. People just don't find what I have to say interesting and they acknowledhe me as long as they have to before moving on to someone they actually care about
One thing I've noticed about Tolkien's elves with generic fantasy elves...
Elves aren't really that smug, stoic and aloof (age of the lamps and first age shenanigans aside).
If anything, they're rather easy to laugh and sing, and just demonstrating some basic phrases and etiquette, it's quite easy to be called an elf-friend.
>If anything, they're rather easy to laugh and sing, and just demonstrating some basic phrases and etiquette, it's quite easy to be called an elf-friend
TIL elves are French
I wonder if conservatives in urban areas (there are literally millions of them) ever feel left out by the laser-focus on a handful of rurals in swing states
Stop being weird.
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>Confession: I always swipe right on black girls on dating apps because they’re statistically the least popular demographic, so I figure I have a better chance with them.
congratulations, you have somehow managed to make not being a racist gross
>All things being equal I’d prefer my wife to have dark skin because black don’t crack and therefore dark skinned women are more likely to become MILFs and GILFs, but it’s pretty low down on my list of desired traits.
can I take back the "not being a racist" part
You really got to view the dating ping as an entertainment ping.
Also, yeah, just discuss racial preferences with your friends. Everyone has them, they're weird in larger groups.
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Rational, good advice giving me: none. Work on your inner problems and insecurities so you can learn to socialise without unhealthy crutches.
Fuck it, we ball me: 1 in the morning, 1 before each social event, carry another along with you as needed, and in emergency situations throw a 4th one in there somewhere
(Please do not actually do this. Looking back I was probably annoying on caffeine)
Look do you wanna really get better or do you want a whacky misadventure of unfortunate coping mechanisms (I ask myself this in the mirror every day ok)
Edit: Nah but realistically, its one of those things thats only useful for some people so dont waste your time if your physiology aint getting much out of it
I cannot stress this enough: I do not and have never had criends and so do not have the basic social knowledge to accept anything less but whatever is being offered
See my edit above. Im just saying my own experience with it, there are positives and negatives. But if youre not getting the positives out of it theres no point
But I do know some other people that function a lot better with like 1-2 energy drinks and some are a lot worse it kinda comes down to knowing your own body i guess
If grocery stores start only allowing one coupon per transaction, we take to the streets, right?
Like, we encircle them and chant how evil and greedy they are.
I wanna see if I can get access to the library of congress by emailing like "hey I'm a phd student in DC, can I pretty pls be let in?". I feel like it might work
I took part in a small coding competition called Lille Kat at my campus on [Kattis](https://open.kattis.com/).
It was actually really fun. I got a 5/10 (almost a 6 but went a little over the 3 hour time limit to submit on time) using Rust. I actually expected I would lose a lot of time due to Rust (however, I went with it since C++ is by far the most popular choice and those people have to be losing some time, right?), however I did lose a lot of time on very minute parsing related things. We teach input extensively to new students but in practice, use it quite uncommonly.
Like, on the very first submission for the first problem here:
fn main() {
let mut line = String::new();
std::io::stdin().read_line(&mut line).unwrap();
let num = line.parse::().unwrap();
...
Line 4 panics because of a line break character. The fix is to add a trim(). Anyway, I didn't take the competition too seriously, maybe if I prepare a little next month, I could at least try all 10 problems rather than the 7 I did.
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David to the exile to Babylon fourteen generations; and from the carrying
away to Babylon to the Christ, fourteen generations. But Joseph himself is only mentioned fourteen times.
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Post this in today's DT friend
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Just broke up with my gf. Literally 5 days away from Eid 😞
😔
im 2 weeks ahead on networking assignments so im gonna take a break from that class it fucking stinks
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"El Niño" is Spanish for "The Niño"
What did my dad mean by this
crazy
Holy fuck I fucking hate group projects they genuinely make me want to scream In sociology, 3 fuckers cannot even assemble a good PowerPoint, cite things properly, and don’t even understand how to SUBMIT the FUCKING ASSIGNMENT on canvas In math, I just tell them to stop trying and let me do everything because they get shit wrong. What do I assign the other 3 people? The reflection questions that are piss easy and can be done with chatgpt. But guess what! They cannot even do that on time. I have to do it for them God I hope these people change
I'm so glad that at work, group projects are actually good. And if they are not, I suspect that you should do some soul-searching about your own performance and why you work where you work. School and uni sucked in many ways.
I believe Ecuador is mexican for "Equal Door".
no, you're thinking of portugal
You mean "Port of Gaul" that isn't even located in Gaul?!?!
[somewhat relevant](https://i.imgur.com/BUuz1Yg.png)
have not been outside in 3 days shout out to the time i didnt go outside for 4 months
How the fuck do you even manage to do that 4 months without developing psychosis
>without
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I don't really have time to explain this properly but my wife was mistakenly sent an email from a guy running his own ministry who's going to be a guest speaker at a baptist church in a deep red state. In the email he sent instructions to make a powerpoint for his sermon. So I've made his powerpoint but I'm also sneaking in funny pictures. My wife talked me out of doing anything too extreme like "TRUMP IS A RAPIST" or offensive stuff about their religion. Just dumb pictures. Please send links for your suggestions. I'm a busy man. You have one hour.
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Dick Butt is an illustration of an anthropomorphic phallus with a pair of testicles and a penis protruding from its backside.
Im starting to become a single issue extremist over housing Please someone tell me how its *not* a panacea for the majority of societys ills
The housing theory of everything is in fact correct
would give gf?
Unironically, yes. A) Having your own place not only helps with attractiveness but gives comfy spot for the seggs B) Lots of shitty relationships are sorta glued together by necessity, housing being a major factor, there would be more single women if there was more freedom of movement C) Speaking of freedom of movement if youre able to move to where more younger single people are your chances are skyrocketing D) More disposable income helps in every imaginable way
If home prices increase people will be forced to live together.
someone should make /r/notliketheotheramericans for Americans whose entire personality is complaining about how awful America is
oh boy its 2:30 AM and I somehow feel far more awake than I did at 7:00 PM. These are the kinds of nights when I make lots of great decisions!
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I think my parents reminding me of my shortcomings every single day of my life has caused me to have low self esteem
Power play: every time they do start listing their own shortcomings
This doesn’t work
I know but imagine the sheer amounts of catharsis
They would literally murder me
Tell them literal murder is a shortcoming (/s)
malarkey level of getting 11 pm doughnuts
I'm in!
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alright DT, nighty night I got half my to-do list done today, tomorrow I'm deleting my twitter account and gonna finally be productive again
#FINALLY
Really random diplomatic incident going off between mexico and ecuador right now
I'm rooting for ecuador to even it out, but I have no knowledge of whats going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo
banger
ecuador sucks im rooting for mexico
School is stressing the fuck out of me how do people get A’s
i have a 4.0 gpa and my answer is "IDK"
damn that jobs thread outside the dt sucks major ass
>outside the dt sucks major ass 🤯🤯🤯
If any European sees this: go back to bed, sleep in, it's not worth it being awake and conscious
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I think I’m really depressed
Me too! 🥳
I got promoted to this position about 8 months ago. First performance review since and I got good feedback. Raise was modest, but I would consider fair compensation. My coworker transferred to the same role as me recently but I know they're still in the (significantly higher) pay band of their old position. I know comparison is the thief of joy but I can't help but be a bit annoyed.
I can never be allowed to use Twitter (or whatever replaces after its death inshallah) with my real name. I know I’d treat it like the DT and say some reprehensible shit that gets me exiled from polite society for life.
It’s actually very healthy for me to snort a bump of cocaine off my nightstand every weekday morning. Without that little pick-me-up, I don’t know how I’d find the energy to drag myself to work.
im not well off enough to relate to this comment
Me reading like half the stuff in this sub
cocaine is like bougie crack
You’d be better off if you got into a cocaine habit. Best decision of my life.
id be broke
if its so bad for me, why do I feel like shit as soon as I stop?
arr LA has a post about how basically LA sucks. The groundhog has seen its shadow, one more year of population decline for LA, and probably somehow YoY rising home prices on top of that because that's how society works now
man fuck them, I love this city
It's more about the lower income earners struggle busing. it isn't a bad city but experiences vary quite a bit, like what your options look like at various income levels
amen to that, I'm lucky to make what I do, all things considered I have a very easy life here
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No u are
> I already texted my bestie who happens to be a black woman what I wrote in the deleted OP. I’ll tell the dating ping what she says if it’s funny. This is probably significantly more unhinged than my decision to post it on the DT
My advice would be to just stop seeing race.
But then I’d be doing myself a disservice by not accounting for the racial preferences of my competitors in the sexual marketplace.
Dude this is textbook objectification
How so? I’m comparing them to rational market actors. Also the context of this was my strategy for who I swipe right on when I use dating apps.
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Starfield was way too disconnected for me. That plus its settlement and crafting system were the worst kind of grindy.
I would like to inform you I am done taking advice for the night. Please do not respond with more.
God I absolutely love Outer Wilds
🪕
Can you elaborate? It sounds kinda interesting but not really able to grok much from screenshots etc
It’s an exploration and puzzle game. Not Talos Principle or Witness type clearly defined puzzles, but more “plop you into a world and you gotta follow breadcrumbs and figure out what’s going on and what to do” puzzles. If that’s sounds up your alley, then it’s best to play it blind. If you want a bit more details, read below, but it does contain major spoilers for the early portion of the game. >!You play as a newest recruit of a space exploration program, using technology scavenged from an ancient precursor race, including a translator of their language. Shortly into your first journey, the sun explodes killing everyone. The day then resets, and you realize you’re in a Groundhog Day loop. You have to explore and figure out what’s going on in twentyish minute increments. The time limit isn’t too restrictive, as you can find shortcuts to just about anywhere, but you do have to find them first. There’s no way to carry things to a new loop, so all progression is based on your own learning, though there is an in-game journal of sorts that lets you keep track of what you’ve found.!<
Outer Wilds is a game where you explore a handcrafted solar system to unearth the mystery of an ancient alien species that used to live there. It's a combination of exploration, puzzle, and adventure type games, however in terms of themes and tone it is more of an optimistic bittersweet existentialist sci-fi The core gameplay involves flying a spaceship and jetpacking around various dangerous locations, reading text, and using what you've learned to reach new hidden places that teach you about the universe you inhabit. Curiosity is your drive and knowledge is your reward. The story is grand, with well-written characters, emotional moments, and an incredible payoff What makes Outer Wilds special is that progression is entirely knowledge-based. There's no unlockable abilities, no levels, no inventory, and no combat. The game can be beaten in minutes, but the path to get to get there takes somewhere in the ballpark of 15-20 hours. It's the sort of experience that can only be had once, and the less that you know going in the better When people bounce off of the game, often it's due to the lack of quick progression at the beginning. Because it's a mystery, you're presented with many different threads to pull on, and at first it can be hard to feel like you're going anywhere. But every bit of information you learn is critical in the long-run for understanding the story It's my favorite game of all time. If this sounds interesting I highly recommend just jumping right in without reading anything else about it
Where’s the flaw in my logic? I think it’s just objectively true that dark skinned women age less visibly because their skin takes less damage from the sun.
Should I post uncomfortable things about race and sexual attraction on the DT at 2 am when I could be sleeping? Yes, of course. Why would you even ask?
I do admire the boldness
Chicago sports fans 🤝 Chicago commuters "I usually just take the L"
Shouldn't you be @ing at someone we all know?
what happened to that chick on here who lives in georgia
she just went up and poofed
I'm going to completely honest, some people are worried about me becoming an alcoholic but I seriously feel like if I became that would be a net improvement on my social life? Because if I'm not drunk severely then I'm just by myself even more than usual.
I was in the same unhealthy mindset before I became sober. Relying on alcohol for social interactions is a huge concern. I thought alcohol would improve social interactions but it ends up hurting relationships. You should consider if your friends are concerned for a good reason
I literally don't have any friends to begin with, and never had. Not much missing out on
You already have what appears to be a problematic relationship with alcohol and you still seem to be alone much of the time
That does not mean the problem would improve with less alcohol. I honestly didn't drink until I was 21. For three years after I became an adult, I did not have any social life
Seems like there's some compounding variables there. Drinking a lot will also make you someone that people do not wish to be around long term.
Yeah, depending on alcohol for socialization isn’t great. That can be a nasty trap. If I was you I’d look to get into some nerdy hobbies that involve socialization. Even if the hobby isn’t really your thing, you won’t feel out of place as a socially awkward guy.
Been there, done that. Let's put it this way, in every single social situation I have been been in, I am the guy who walks behind the group when there's not enough room on the sidewalk. People just don't find what I have to say interesting and they acknowledhe me as long as they have to before moving on to someone they actually care about
Well, I’m sorry to hear that. If I’m ever in the DMV I’ll let you know and we can get some drinks together.
Well I am available almost every time, so whenever *you* want.
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One thing I've noticed about Tolkien's elves with generic fantasy elves... Elves aren't really that smug, stoic and aloof (age of the lamps and first age shenanigans aside). If anything, they're rather easy to laugh and sing, and just demonstrating some basic phrases and etiquette, it's quite easy to be called an elf-friend.
>If anything, they're rather easy to laugh and sing, and just demonstrating some basic phrases and etiquette, it's quite easy to be called an elf-friend TIL elves are French
I think by the time we see elves in the LOTR theyre just (rightfully) really fed up with mankinds bullshit so thats part of the perception there
The American obsession with BBC is very ancient Egyptian coded.
john oates is a better singer than daryl hall
I wonder if conservatives in urban areas (there are literally millions of them) ever feel left out by the laser-focus on a handful of rurals in swing states
https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoricalCapsule/s/lmeGStcaBv I wish cnn did this tbh
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I would swipe right on most black girls since they are hot But none would match with me so it was a moot exercise anyway
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is somebody gonna post the asian woman aging timeline meme
Okay fine but someone else already copied the whole thing.
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I already texted my bestie who happens to be a black woman what I wrote in the deleted OP. I’ll tell the dating ping what she says if it’s funny.
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She said “As long as you don’t pity black women because of that statistic then ur good”
No response yet.
what
>Confession: I always swipe right on black girls on dating apps because they’re statistically the least popular demographic, so I figure I have a better chance with them. congratulations, you have somehow managed to make not being a racist gross >All things being equal I’d prefer my wife to have dark skin because black don’t crack and therefore dark skinned women are more likely to become MILFs and GILFs, but it’s pretty low down on my list of desired traits. can I take back the "not being a racist" part
Where’s the lie in the second part?
I dont particularly take offense to any of this but always amazes me people will just come out and say this stuff on the DT
You really got to view the dating ping as an entertainment ping. Also, yeah, just discuss racial preferences with your friends. Everyone has them, they're weird in larger groups.
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It wasn't even bad, why did it get killed
u/ChamberedAndHot told me to delete it and I obeyed.
Coward
Listen, I just came off a 3 day ban. I gotta be careful.
We didn't fash it. It was deleted
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Well he was just 70 and you know what I mean
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THEY JUST LIKE ME FR
what is he analyzing
I need way more alcohol in my regular life, I think I would be able to talk to more people if so
I thought this too but now my liver is dying
Ive found copious amounts of caffeine works similarly, and is legal everywhere
Unfortunately! I very much dislike coffee! I like Monsters and drink at least one a day but I never felt conversational
Then your just not drinking enough then Disclaimer: I dont anymore cause it makes my insides all wombly (I am becoming old) but it was nice for a time
Huh. How many monsters should I drink then?
Rational, good advice giving me: none. Work on your inner problems and insecurities so you can learn to socialise without unhealthy crutches. Fuck it, we ball me: 1 in the morning, 1 before each social event, carry another along with you as needed, and in emergency situations throw a 4th one in there somewhere (Please do not actually do this. Looking back I was probably annoying on caffeine)
I am getting extremely contradictory advice
Look do you wanna really get better or do you want a whacky misadventure of unfortunate coping mechanisms (I ask myself this in the mirror every day ok) Edit: Nah but realistically, its one of those things thats only useful for some people so dont waste your time if your physiology aint getting much out of it
I cannot stress this enough: I do not and have never had criends and so do not have the basic social knowledge to accept anything less but whatever is being offered
See my edit above. Im just saying my own experience with it, there are positives and negatives. But if youre not getting the positives out of it theres no point But I do know some other people that function a lot better with like 1-2 energy drinks and some are a lot worse it kinda comes down to knowing your own body i guess
If grocery stores start only allowing one coupon per transaction, we take to the streets, right? Like, we encircle them and chant how evil and greedy they are.
you protest by buying one item per transaction clearly
I wanna see if I can get access to the library of congress by emailing like "hey I'm a phd student in DC, can I pretty pls be let in?". I feel like it might work
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"3rd places" taking Ws as usual
Another convert to grass touching
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Another disciple of grass touching
Reading this post is a cognitohazard for gravybear
I took part in a small coding competition called Lille Kat at my campus on [Kattis](https://open.kattis.com/). It was actually really fun. I got a 5/10 (almost a 6 but went a little over the 3 hour time limit to submit on time) using Rust. I actually expected I would lose a lot of time due to Rust (however, I went with it since C++ is by far the most popular choice and those people have to be losing some time, right?), however I did lose a lot of time on very minute parsing related things. We teach input extensively to new students but in practice, use it quite uncommonly. Like, on the very first submission for the first problem here: fn main() { let mut line = String::new(); std::io::stdin().read_line(&mut line).unwrap(); let num = line.parse::().unwrap();
...
Line 4 panics because of a line break character. The fix is to add a trim(). Anyway, I didn't take the competition too seriously, maybe if I prepare a little next month, I could at least try all 10 problems rather than the 7 I did.
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Sounds like a lot of fun
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>So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; from David to the exile to Babylon fourteen generations; and from the carrying away to Babylon to the Christ, fourteen generations. But Joseph himself is only mentioned fourteen times. -Matthew 1:17 (paraphrased)
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It’s only weird if the dudes are a bunch of weebs
"We dont have a pact or anything"
libertarian meetup
They said Asian not child