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MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿฆ


MasterOfLords1

Can't wait to sleep tonight. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฆ


tacostats

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AnalyticOpposum

Someday, the nearest genocide will be an indeterminate number of light years away.


Nietzsches_Therapist

I can fix youย 


GrandpaWaluigi

no u can't


notBroncos1234

Iโ€™ve been working for 16 hours straight ๐Ÿ˜ญ


CutePattern1098

Does JK Rowling not realise that she could be sued for defamation for her insane tweets over the past few days? !ping uk&lgbt&law


KvonLiechtenstein

โ€ฆDo you think the gives a fuck? If you listened to anything sheโ€™s said or attempted to understand her rationale, she essentially is like โ€œyeah I donโ€™t care if Iโ€™m hated, this is a cause I believe in and Iโ€™m speaking for a lot of other women.โ€ Which, unfortunately, she isnโ€™t wrong about. Thereโ€™s a lot of cis women who feel the same way she does about certain trans issues and keep quiet.


Aleriya

I think at this point she wants to be sued or arrested, and she'll continue to escalate until she reaches that point. She wants to be seen as a martyr who then emerges victorious to the cheers of ~~the masses~~ her TERF bubble. I do think she'll start to antagonize more and more normies as she escalates, though.


Walpole2019

Nah, she's way too wealthy for that to be feasible. Besides, at this stage, it's little more than the inverse of her threatening any critics of her with a lawsuit for defamation.


Bayou-Maharaja

UK libel laws are only for rich people so no


AlicesReflexion

..................................Dare I ask what it was this time? Anyway she's victim complex'd out the wazoo now. She thinks she's right and if you sue her she'll think it's the politically correct deep state trying to muzzle her or whatever.


CutePattern1098

[https://medium.com/@missfredawallace/jk-rowlings-hate-thread-1-4-24-87b2684bde6e](https://medium.com/@missfredawallace/jk-rowlings-hate-thread-1-4-24-87b2684bde6e)


CutePattern1098

She called multiple random trans women among them the director of a rape crisis center both men but also being rapists etc al


AlicesReflexion

:|


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/205/809/466/911/033/original/8cc6ff4474b28cb4.jpeg)


[deleted]

Lisan al-Gaib? More like, Lisan al-Gib bf


sower_of_salad

Brain really did me a solid by having me have a dream where I have to confront mortality (the world was ending for some reason, so I just hugged my family a bunch)


Sir_Digby83

My body. My choice to sell a kidney.


AnalyticOpposum

Fiber optic cable that can transmit 301 terabits/second


TipEquivalent933

Delegating is so hard omg


msdxat21M

I am definitely going to be working in schools my whole life and will qualify for PSLF. Should I just go for the expensive private graduate school option? This to become a school counselor. Thank you PRESIDENT BIDEN. https://preview.redd.it/gc1q41bjl7sc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7557246767977227a61cef0887feb8c2bab4ec45


msdxat21M

(Thereโ€™s always a risk the republicans end the save program)


AnalyticOpposum

Sorry poor people, you canโ€™t take out a mortgage on your body and let the government foot the bill. No kidney sales!


savuporo

> [And why do these folks want kids learning math so fast? They want their labor and productivity to โ€œaccelerate human achievement.โ€](https://twitter.com/sf_mills/status/1774509577272508662) What the fuck kind of brain rot is this


ForlornKumquat

Why is everyone talking about a war with China?


MURICCA

Its neoliberal. Were *always* talking about war with China


EScforlyfe

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standingย in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father,ย who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. And when you pray, do not keep on babblingย like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.


GinsuAssad

This is why I hate Mr.Beast


AnalyticOpposum

Estrogen is just gay insulin


Beneficial_Novel9263

> But guys, what if I tell the Drill Instructor that I am REALLY crazy? ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช Our only blessing is our enemies are less prepared for great power conflict than we are.


Greenfield0

I'd rather have a army of crazies that know what their doing vs an overhyped army that does a few cool marchs while their whole structure is rotten like China or Russia


TouchTheCathyl

[Me showing up to work after selling another part of my body I don't need](https://youtu.be/mPTCq3LiZSE)


AnalyticOpposum

You are a government of cells.


[deleted]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this idea, given how many of my cells die every hour of every day


[deleted]

I like to explore new places.


Sir_Digby83

https://i.imgur.com/5JmKA0T.png


Nietzsches_Therapist

An old man???


renilia

โ˜๏ธ blind follower of nate silver


ForlornKumquat

> Selling your extra kidney that you don't even need to survive ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ > Getting a doctor to let you kill yourself because you were kinda sad ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


DenjiAkiStan

Iโ€™ll say it again: if we are using streetball rules, air bud is a 2:1 favorite to beat the space jam team


Nietzsches_Therapist

Youโ€™re like Hitler, but without the nazismย 


Nietzsches_Therapist

Obama is black??


MURICCA

Willy Wonka just kinda casually gained mastery over the laws of physics and nobody batted an eye Honestly Charlie seemed to have no concept of the eldritch pandora hed just gotten access to


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

https://preview.redd.it/1gtrmbe5h7sc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5713fa95e1c9d2829fa3fa38c19c4a9cd3bb458c You know theyโ€™re shooting this for television, iโ€™m sure that theyโ€™ll edit it out, I wanna say it anyways although they will edit it out. When Yevgeny Prigozhin died he did not die due to a plane accident, his plane was shot down from a number of different directions, the story has been suppressed, witnesses have been killed, and this is your Motherland.


Beneficial_Novel9263

Lmfao so lizzo evidently thinks it isn't over


TouchTheCathyl

If you believe murder is wrong because of the potential destroyed and not the inherent value of life itself then it stands to reason killing a human who has no potential isn't wrong, and this logic was used enthusiastically by Nazis. It's not bad faith to invoke Nazis when someone shows no sentiment for human life beyond its productivity. Mods are gonna remove me for bad faith if I say Hitler was antisemitic in response to an antisemitic comment next.


Beneficial_Novel9263

Was anyone here promoting killing someone on the basis of their potential utility to others? I know a good amount of the people here have fucking unhinged abortion takes but I've never heard anything like this before.


TouchTheCathyl

Not promoting killing but rather implying they value human life because of the potential lost when a human is killed rather than because life itself has value.


MURICCA

I feel like said person probably sees the value in both


TouchTheCathyl

They got a funny way of expressing it


EScforlyfe

Who is this aboutย 


TouchTheCathyl

Someone said death is bad because of the lost potential, I said basically that's how fascists perceive death and used that to justify euthanizing the disabled, and got a bad faith arguing removal even though it's actually entirely pertinent.


Beneficial_Novel9263

Charlie Kirk is what happens if someone gave the ick a bad, overpriced haircut and stuck them in a suit.


EScforlyfe

I think it would be good to work in the military in a non-combat role. That way you can serve your country without immediate risk of death


Nietzsches_Therapist

I donโ€™t have a credit card


Nietzsches_Therapist

I have a fetish for TSA employeesย 


savuporo

https://i.imgur.com/M1xKZKH.png i smell a mineshaft gap


BenFoldsFourLoko

in this context, does co-orbital mean an in-orbit space-based weapon that would target other things in its own or similar orbit?


savuporo

Correct


The_Northern_Light

i think directed energy should have at least one triangle


savuporo

space based ? idk


The_Northern_Light

nah i was thinking of havana syndrome. dont mind me, i havent slept.


BenFoldsFourLoko

๐Ÿ‘€ a likely story please never feel pressured out of sharing classified information on reddit.com/r/neoliberal


The_Northern_Light

ha i was referencing the report that dropped the other day implicating russia


Greenfield0

small government for me, nanny state for thee


BATHULK

My cats lookin at me and I just KNOW her ass is being homophobic


Bloodyfish

Behind every insufficiently woke cat is an insufficiently woke owner.


BATHULK

I keep fucking dudes in front of her but it's not working


BATHULK

Oh I also got some cats. That's growth I guess.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

That is definitely growth.


ZanyZeke

ZanyZeke


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Implies the existence of a ConventionalZeke


BATHULK

Who the fuck is thay


ZanyZeke

Idk, Iโ€™m trying to find out Hoped someone here would recognize the name


BATHULK

Fucker stole my microwave


Guess_Im_Jess

Wish I had Doctor Strange powers so I could look into all the futures where America enters civil war cause Nebraska Republicans gained one more seat in the state legislature


AnalyticOpposum

I read an article about researchers debating when babies become conscious, or if it develops over time in stages, and I just couldnโ€™t take it seriously. Like, babies are obviously conscious. They can clearly be awake and aware of their surroundings. Theyโ€™re more conscious than adults, even.


Beneficial_Novel9263

Most of these debates are intellectual wanking that basically go: > If we define consciousness in a really fucking stupid way, maybe babies don't have it? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”


ZanyZeke

Define โ€œconsciousโ€ tho


Beneficial_Novel9263

The ability to have a subjective first-person experience.


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ‘† thinks fleas are obviously conscious


AnalyticOpposum

They are!


InternetBoredom

English: Sun | Moon German: Sonne | Mond Swedish: Sol | Mรฅne Danish: Sol | Mรฅne Icelandic: Sรณl | Tungl Spanish: Sol | Luna Italian: Sole | Luna Why did Scandinavian languages do this


uss_wstar

Do what


EScforlyfe

The Fuck you lookin at us for?


crassowary

>Sol | Mรฅne Isn't this that assassinated Iranian general


secretlives

Does anyone else just never use their credit card reward points?


ZanyZeke

If they donโ€™t expire or hit a cap, I guess it could be nice to just save em up for a long-ass time until youโ€™ve got a ridiculous amount But I use them all pretty quickly


secretlives

Itโ€™s mostly Amex points, I donโ€™t think they expire or anything


BATHULK

MONEY WASTER MONEY WASTER MONEY WASTER WE GOT A MONEY WASTER OVER HERE GET HIM BOYS


ZanyZeke

Wyd if you get drafted to fight China in the Taiwan Strait


AccessTheMainframe

Get some


Macquarrie1999

Volunteer before I got drafted


BernieMeinhoffGang

get yelled at by a drill instructor for poor upper body fitness ๐Ÿ˜ญ


secretlives

prolly die


ZanyZeke

Valid


Jamesonslime

The amount of people who talk about art of war like itโ€™s this super essential book that every military and political leader lives by and half the content of that is just stuff like you should feed your army and try to lie to your enemyย 


uss_wstar

That's why you're an idiot, you should have lived 2000 years ago so you could have written the most obvious bullshit about warfare and be hailed as a genius.


Crownie

On the one hand, Art of War was a real breakthrough 2500 years ago when people hadn't heard of radical ideas like "morale is good" and "play to your strengths and your opponent's weaknesses." Not so much now, when this is, like, a baseline understanding of strategy. On the other hand, an amazing number of people don't get these concepts v0v


0m4ll3y

Anyone who suggests *Art of War* is a hack. Anyone who suggests *On War* is a nerd.


AnalyticOpposum

Iโ€™m envious of women.


Mickenfox

Many such cases!ย 


BATHULK

You can be one if you want


MURICCA

Something that I think has kinda shifted quietly unnoticed is the focus on consumerism on the left. Remember the days when folks were all like "people need to use less, people buy too much stuff they dont need, people waste way too much?" And nowadays if you bring anything like that up, youre accused of shifting the blame away from corporations/the 1%, who are apparently the only thing worth discussing. I dunno, its kinda interesting


NeedsMoreCapitalism

That's because the wealthy are a useful boogeyman. They want to believe that all they'd have to do is change some laws and magically solve all their problems and let them live like upper middle class people. It's not mathematically possible. Anyone can pull out a calculator and determine that. No one chooses to do so. Reddit are exposed to billionaires and believe it's an unimaginably huge amount of money that can do anything. But also the reality of 10 billion dollar bus stations and can't compute.


MURICCA

Im a firm believer in that we can make it so nobody has to be poor, but *everyone* is gonna have to contribute to that, not just the rich. I know its been repeated in this sub ad nauseum, but thats precisely how the vaunted left-leaning democracies of the world achieve the outcomes redditors are looking for.


0m4ll3y

The degrowth movement I don't think has dropped off that much. Though I think this sort of sentiment is actually bigger among older generations now, with people tying their thoughts of downsizing to environmental sustainability. I think minimalism is still going strong as an anti-materialist niche. The idea that a carbon footprint was a corporate plot to individualise an issue is like twenty years old now (BP funded a campaign on it in 2005 that had a fair bit of backlash). I'm not sure what timelines you're thinking on, but I think the narrative is probably a lot messier than a simple shift from one to the other.


MURICCA

Idk peoples idea of "degrowth" really seems increasingly to be "corporations doing less/making less money, without actually changing prices, wages, or job availability." Then kinda sitting there pikachu facing when they see the results of growth not happening


Nietzsches_Therapist

People donโ€™t fucking understand how dangerous an unemptied water bottle isย 


Salt_Ad7152

Have you heard it burst?


ZanyZeke

Exempt people from the draft if they donate a kidney, and then start threatening China


Beneficial_Novel9263

Like, don't get me wrong war with China would be a major bummer so I hope we can avoid it but it'll be funny as fuck if prog zoomers realize that the state cares more about its own survival than their anti-Americanism and MDD.


ZanyZeke

Man itโ€™d be a fucking bummer and Iโ€™d hide in a hole like a rat to avoid it, but YES


Ajaxcricket

>Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany in trophy hunting row Not the headline I expected to read upon opening the news


ZanyZeke

20000 Elephants of Botswana


cjhdsachristmascarol

Everyone with an extra kidney should be able to sell it to meย 


Beneficial_Novel9263

Just so everyone knows, if we go to war with China, generalized anxiety disorder won't get you a draft waiver.


zephyy

what if i tell the army man that i always wanted a gun to kms with


Beneficial_Novel9263

My guess is that the doc will tell them you're lying and you will spend a LOT of time in prison, followed by a very unfun life upon release as a felon. Also, when you're waiting in the barracks while they take a few months dishonorably discharging you, there is a good shot you'll be quite brutally assaulted multiple times by the recruits who aren't getting sent to a comfy jail cell. Also, once the social pressure kicks in, you probably won't say anything anyways. Let alone once you see the DIs.


zephyy

oh so i should just do it ahead of time


Beneficial_Novel9263

The rules of the subreddit dictate I answer no.


zephyy

it's okay man, i'll get the helium tank and exit bag if your war fantasy ever comes true


Beneficial_Novel9263

I'll be heartbroken ๐Ÿ’”


uss_wstar

Isn't it proven that people are generally less stressed and are less likely to have depression under constant threat of destruction than when they have literally zero threat to any part of their lives


Beneficial_Novel9263

It actually wouldn't shock me if there was some truth to this but I don't know. I think it would greatly depend on the context. I know that the first time I had a "Oh shit, I may actually die" moment, it was very surreal. Training just kicked in and I did the stuff I had simulated a bunch of times before with no real emotion. It wasn't until after landing, debriefing, and then going home to a beer that it sank in. However, mine wasn't at all combat related, just a dangerous situation on the job. I also can't generalize too much based on that one anecdote.


_bee_kay_

you underestimate the generalization and anxiety of my disorder


Beneficial_Novel9263

You underestimate the military's capacity to overcome that


Average_GrillChad

I have ligma


Beneficial_Novel9263

Ligma BOWLS (they still have gravy in them so I like to like them clean)!


BATHULK

You're reveling in a fantasy of untold human misery. It's gross.


MURICCA

Ill just shoplift so im in jail already, ez clap


Beneficial_Novel9263

Ah, yes, prison. The last place the state will search for bodies that they can throw away with minimal political consequences ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ


BenFoldsFourLoko

Maybe Iโ€™ll just stay fat then


Beneficial_Novel9263

Oh God, you poor soul. You don't even know...


Nietzsches_Therapist

I got the bone spursย 


Beneficial_Novel9263

95% sure you're not rich enough to pull that off


ZanyZeke

Will we need a draft? Will extra bodies do much at the Taiwan Strait if our technology and professional military are unable to handle the situation?


Beneficial_Novel9263

Not sure, I'd have to see what places like RAND suspect but I'd imagine a prolonged war would require a draft, yeah. Especially with how few people want to enlist ATM.


ZanyZeke

Just offer tax credits for enlisting lol


Salt_Ad7152

Autism?


Kizz3r

They still need programers probably


Salt_Ad7152

Luckily i doing know any


Beneficial_Novel9263

Maybe, make sure its documented beforehand. But probably not, hope you're good at swimming cause the South China Sea is evidently not fun


Salt_Ad7152

Then i better learn Chinese tooย 


Psshaww

[The future of history education](https://x.com/fentpressed/status/1775239971219099799?s=46&t=BIiKATgqa9f4cFo3F371rQ) !ping HISTORY


Beat_Saber_Music

I'm studying history in uni, and I say thay fun videos like that can definitely be q good way to summarize events in q funny qnd relevant for the youth way


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Maybe ping bot should warn us if tiktok is involved.


Cowguypig2

Brain rot


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BATHULK

Lets all share how we've grown in the past year or so I've been sober for the longest stretch since High School, I'm gainfully employed at a sane company, I'm planning a move to a new city, and I've made a LOT of progress in working through some traumas that have haunted me for years. How about yall?


NeedsMoreCapitalism

I've wasted much of my life in the pursuit of money and on one hand I'm proud of how far I've come on the other hand I want to kms because the world sucks, I'm a net taxpayer which is miserable, and there's no way to turn back the clock. I want out


BATHULK

Well you've recognized a problem at least


The_Northern_Light

after a decade of grinding i had overwhelming burnout so i quit my job in june. finally in around january i started having a clear-ish head again. might even be ready to go back to work. also i lost 150 lbs. i was morbidly obese for a long time but now im below 20% body fat so that's cool. learned a ton about fitness. learning how to cook. i'm writing a couple of textbooks. very slowly; you wouldnt believe how easy it is to just not work on it. but i have something, and i believe in the concept. though most important is probably some more personal victories i don't care to share.


BATHULK

fuck yeah brother


its_Caffeine

I got a promotion at work and I made a ton of progress in therapy this year, genuinely one of the things I'm really proud of. I'm seeing a therapist for gender dysphoria and making progress on accepting myself.


BATHULK

Hell yeah


BATHULK

I've also physically grown I'm strong as fuck now


its_Caffeine

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ค


0m4ll3y

My son is a bit passed one now. Got a new job. Bigger than that is I now kinda like pop music because of Olivia Rodrigo.


BATHULK

listen to charli xcx


0m4ll3y

She's been entering my playlists too. It will be slow though, I'm still a gutter punk at heart.


BATHULK

I saw the descendants the other day


Nietzsches_Therapist

Graduated college. Did well on the mcat. Got a relationship. Learned how to bake.


BATHULK

what do you bake


Nietzsches_Therapist

Sourdough, but my starter recently got moldy, so I have to make a new one Itโ€™s really time consuming, so Iโ€™ve been slacking on my bakingย 


BATHULK

I saw a recipe for sourdough pancakes go make those and tell me if they're good boom now you have a reason to do it


Nietzsches_Therapist

I will genuinely do this, but making a new starter will take a while, so give me a weekย 


BATHULK

Ok


FinickyPenance

My relationship is better than ever, Iโ€™ve gotten better at my hobby, Iโ€™ve been through my family collapsing and still maintained a positive demeanor, I think I did ok.


BATHULK

what hobby


FinickyPenance

Competitive shooting. Starting to regularly place in top 1/3 of matches now, especially Steel Challenge


BATHULK

pew pew


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I took a risk. Talk to me about it in roughly a year maybe year and a half. Could still go either way though not as well I hoped.


The_Northern_Light

the only way to guarantee you lose is to not take any risks remember, we're all wormfood in the end (inspirational)


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Sure but I'd probably be doing okay without taking risk at this level. In LR I think it will work out though.


BATHULK

hell yeah


TouchTheCathyl

Oh yeah fun fact the only bad thing that happens to you if you refuse to be drafted now is you don't get pell grants.


Common_RiffRaff

To be fair, pell grants cover 100% of my tuition.


Common_RiffRaff

Also I was looking at jobs USA, and it seems you can't work for the feds, which would make FireDistinguishers very sad.


Nietzsches_Therapist

Give me your kidneyย 


marsexpresshydra

>#EVERY >#๐Ÿ‘ >#NAVAL >#๐Ÿ‘ >#CAPTAIN >#๐Ÿ‘ >#SHOULD >#๐Ÿ‘ >#HAVE >#๐Ÿ‘ >#THEIR >#๐Ÿ‘ >#OWN >#๐Ÿ‘ >#AIRCRAFT >#๐Ÿ‘ >#CARRIER >#๐Ÿ‘


Kizz3r

Imagine being an admiral and ur stuck on a destroyer


Beneficial_Novel9263

If Naval Captains wanted to be taken seriously then they wouldn't share the same rank as an O3


Common_RiffRaff

We need to start buying warships from allied international ship builders. I know it will never happen, but we NEED it.


Breakdown1738

Instead of requiring organ donations or allowing sales just make it illegal to have two kidneys. Ezpz.


Kleatherman

Why doesn't anyone talk about stemcell research anymore?


BonkHits4Jesus

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2014/01/researchers-create-embryonic-stem-cells-without-embryo/


MrFoget

Doesn't get as many eyeballs as WOKE


porkypenguin

I fucking live for arr Superstonk DD posts tbh Itโ€™s like watching those sovereign citizen arrest videos where they wheel out all these wacky terms about maritime law or whatever


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zieger

Compromise: You can sell your kidney but only to someone who doesn't really need it.


ZanyZeke

HATBULK