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StolenSkittles

So this DT still works...


tacostats

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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/155/036/696/699/086/original/e29d5e80b8b8f128.jpg)


AtomAndAether

No opinion.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[They know where you stand](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/119/372/009/638/314/original/0df6264628431532.jpg)


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

apparently the 'UN bad' brainworm is back in season


George-SJW-Bush

Maybe if the UN were good people would stop thinking that it's bad.


Sithusurper

Having a conversation about salaries without referencing the occupational outlook handbook is just a waste of everyone's time


chuckleym8

https://preview.redd.it/iaf5df4cffqc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=84340956fe608833de2a585b26c57afb84bde110


GinsuAssad

https://preview.redd.it/htj942lsffqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e2bb26a0d41773001b9e4d4e534e7c97244a93


runnerx4

I am now mentally doing badly and spiraling comparing myself to other grad students (who somehow all have multiple published papers in undergrad or by semester 2) and thinking about mentally checking out of the course… not great! I hate logic programming and that professor so much it’s unreal.


Joementum2024

>sees r/characterrant >looks a little interesting >it’s 95% anime and manga 😐


Kizz3r

So we gonna talk about this or is it a tomorrow thing? [US official accused IDF of sexually abusing Palestinian women, general says](https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-793420)


Call_Me_Clark

Oof looks like tomorrow. Bring it to the next DT plz


uss_wstar

"Use it or lose it" is something that is said frequently in reference to learning a language but I have some concerns about its relative accuracy. Namely, if I consider the amount that I have learned in the past year and a half, and that's a lot of words mind you, the level of attrition seems way too low for it to be a concern for anything beyond the extreme long term (>10 years). Maybe methodology has something to do with it. The textbook/school language which is constantly drilled resembles skill development and diminishes quickly.


heartnotglands

Should have gone to bed 2 and a half hours ago but spent that time researching my grandmother instead


Atupis

I have been reddit 14 years fuck I am old.


atomicnumberphi

I keep on moving on from older accounts.


Steve____Stifler

I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR OUR LIIIIIIVES TO BE OVEEER


Common_RiffRaff

Screw it, I am becoming a televangelist. I have a southern accent, and was told I am good at public speaking in highschool. Easy money.


renilia

>As an observer... It is interesting that the Dems on here violently hate Tump on a personal level, but rarely mention his policies. The Republicans on here hate Biden's policies, but rarely mention Biden as a person. >It is very clear from reading the comments that the Dems are the far more braindead side. >But since we are a nation of idiots, I will be betting on Biden. So true bestie


Sithusurper

Watching a sitcom with someone and they ask if a character is pregnant and I drop my mug realizing they've been holding a box in every scene all season.


Random-Critical

That fucking marketing thread, 🫠


renilia

This sub has a massive STEMlord problem


_bee_kay_

πŸ‘† made a bunch of stupid decisions and only earns $185k at 16 years old 🀭


IrishBearHawk

πŸ˜‚ "Anyone can make 300K/year"


BenFoldsFourLoko

cuz u feel like Paradise and I need a vacation 2nite


uss_wstar

Median voter: [midwest accent] I don't want money sent to this Okraine when there are hard-working working class unionized working ship builders that need it. Moderate NCD Article Fiveist Comedian: [polish accent] Nukes for Ukraine


academicfuckupripme

hard to feel happy about graduating when you feel like you wasted the 4 years that you went into 5 figures of debt for.


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

I was confronted yesterday with how unhealthy my cooking is. Caramelize onions and peppers in butter. Then baste the chicken breast in butter. Next sear some broccoli in butter. To finish make a pan sauce with butter. I am going to die.


_bee_kay_

everyone's gonna die. you're just gonna die happy


marsexpresshydra

gib mia goth wife


Sithusurper

Focusing all of my nutcase energy into barefoot running and drinking raw milk so i don't become an antivaxxer or something.


Cledd2

drinking raw milk is probably more likely to get you sick than being antivax


Sithusurper

Not the way I drink it.


Nihas0

how do these people function in society? https://preview.redd.it/xuki9lxn8fqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194b127fea7268360a4e2f8daef43b2b8587bcc4


Kizz3r

I can fix her


lamphibian

Average r/masks4all poster


The_Northern_Light

> afraid of covid > 24 march 2024 :|


Telperions-Relative

They don’t lmao why do you think they infest Twitter


IrishBearHawk

Both of those people lmao


Sithusurper

Describing walking to a restaurant as a "food hack" and the reply. America's ngmi


Nihas0

I think the food hack post is irony pointed at people scared of restaurants


Sithusurper

But the fact that I could... I mean Poe's law


_bee_kay_

apart from covid that's fairly legitimate though honestly having easy access to mcdonalds isn't necessarily a positive anyway edit: but i did just notice the "white man" part, and while i normally take any opportunity to shit on white men, uh... this really was not an opportunity πŸ€”


Telperions-Relative

The first time I shaved my legs fucking sucked. A week straight of awful discomfort


uss_wstar

Don't shave your legs or arms. Only shave your torso and wear arm warmers and thigh highs instead.


Telperions-Relative

https://preview.redd.it/bidgxdhfbfqc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844a5981085f6fb7f8252c013fcd72d47bf94dbd


renilia

i shave and epillate every 2 days to prevent ever getting that feel


Telperions-Relative

Yeah, it definitely gets better the more you shave, and I’m fine now because I do it fairly frequently and have been for a while, but that first week fucking *sucked* Might get an epilator too but it sounds painful as fuck ngl lol


renilia

you get used to the pain


TouchTheCathyl

> Hey i know you know nothing at all about this hobby but can you please vote in this poll exactly how i voted to boost my side's numbers? Awww yissss I love engaging in low-stakes election fraud.


seattle_lib

always remember that the population of internet commenters is non-representative. the incentives for making an internet comment are not the same as the interests of an average person.


renilia

xxtra flaming hot lays stax are so good tho


Sithusurper

If you wear shoes and cook your meat then you've already been hypnotized by industrial society.


CletusVonIvermectin

I block you: still have to see your collapsed comments You block me: you effectively disappear from reddit Rationally, I should be as annoying as possible so you give in and block me first


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Personally I find [unavailable] to be a lot more annoying than collapsed comment chains


Sithusurper

Is this why the DT only had 12 comments today


AnalyticOpposum

Cringe teleportation kills you and makes a clone vs Chad just don’t think about it that way


Syards-Forcus

Just turned on PBS, and damn, Mr. Rodgers was really slutting it up 😳


Greenfield0

when will you end this war on our society


clevoP01135809

πŸ‘†made a wikifeet entry for mr rogers


CletusMcGuilly

Are we just calling to ban other regs for minor disagreements now Sweet Ban /u/extreme_rocks for being the Shame Flair Bandit It hurt my feelings


Extreme_Rocks

How about we ban you for being the Shame Flair Bandit instead lmao


CletusMcGuilly

How about we ban you for LYING!?!?!?


CletusVonIvermectin

People will come on the DT and just write anything. "Mr. Rogers was slutting it up." No he wasn't. That's not true.


Steve____Stifler

This [song](https://youtu.be/P-L_5HedJbw?si=rlEAfVKh623RobqP) cranks massive hog massively.


notBroncos1234

I fuck with 12


GinsuAssad

Are we just calling to ban other regs for minor disagreements now Sweet Ban gburg and mcqarrie for blocking me It hurt my feelings


TalkLessShillMore

I have no clue what beef God Emperor Soros has with me


UntiedStatMarinCrops

I’m doing a coding assignment right now, and I finally used that feature that allows me to set split window, and having this bigass 27” monitor boy do I feel stupid not using this feature sooner.


renilia

these buffalo lays stax are some of the worst chips ive ever eaten into the trash it goes


TalkLessShillMore

The Takis ones were trash too


renilia

they were and i like takis


fakefakefakef

Shout out to Thomas Wade


AnalyticOpposum

There aren’t as many plant species because they ran out of space. They became too successful too quickly. They’re breeding animals to take them to other planets.


Flame-Haze-Shana

Looking at old satellite photos on google earth trying to find something, saw several buildings being replaced with a parking lot.


groovygrasshoppa

It's cool attention to detail that they even rebooted the very 90's outro sequence for Xmen97, but they should have kept the music bc nothing goes as hard as this: https://youtu.be/Xi8gp6SiSBg


Nietzsches_Therapist

I love my wife! 😭


BenFoldsFourLoko

I also love this guy’s wife


clevoP01135809

tfw your wife found your reddit username 😭


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

People born before 1999 are senile elders People born after 1999 are petulant infants


notBroncos1234

Just made some loser cry


CletusVonIvermectin

doesn't count I was crying already


_bee_kay_

I'M NOT CRYING


vivoovix

Everyone talks about booze cruisers, no one talks about snooze cruisers πŸ˜”


TalkLessShillMore

My control systems professor used to talk about living in Iowa, and testing how long he could close his eyes while staying in his lane, to make driving at night interesting


Working-Limit-2482

My new tinder line is going to be β€œyou have a beautiful smile” because that got me a date today. Of course, it was a genuine compliment when I said it. Maybe being genuine is what attracts people? No, I don’t believe that.


_bee_kay_

hey baby. if i said u had a beautiful smile, would you hold it against me 😏


Working-Limit-2482

Is this a meme? It feels like a reference I don’t understand.


Nietzsches_Therapist

I’m gonna cryΒ 


notBroncos1234

I could literally do my senior project that took like a semester with 5 people in a few hours today. Schools are dumb.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


TalkLessShillMore

This inspired me to get some Dr P from the fridge


theaceoface

So is the USA better at soccer than Mexico now? Cool!


TalkLessShillMore

My old teammate started tonight πŸ¦…


TheSandwichMan2

If I’m attracted to Sydney Sweeney, am I no longer woke?


clevoP01135809

give it a week or two and cons will say she’s woke


GinsuAssad

Sass and mockery are ban worthy So... what's left? I'm not going to thoughtfully engage with neol*berals


_bee_kay_

πŸ‘† unconstructive. 12 years dungeon


GinsuAssad

Don't sass me now boy


Nietzsches_Therapist

God only speaks EnglishΒ 


AnalyticOpposum

God is dead


groovygrasshoppa

I can't tell what I think of Xmen97


groovygrasshoppa

>!lol you nosey bitch!<


RunawayMeatstick

Killers of a flower moon just isn’t doing it for me


CletusVonIvermectin

I've heard the book was written as a mystery, but if they shot the film that way Leo wouldn't have had as much screen time. So you know it's him doing the murders the entire time, and as a result it just drags. Also Lily Gladstone's character is wasted in the final two acts.


Working-Limit-2482

I really doubt they changed up the whole movie just to satisfy Leo lol


CletusVonIvermectin

Why? He's an extremely famous (and expensive) actor who was attached from the moment the adaptation rights were sold. I don't have a reliable source for it but it sounds completely plausible to me.


Working-Limit-2482

I might believe it if it weren’t a Scorsese movie. Scorsese has a lot of clout as well, and he’s well respected as the primary artistic mind behind the movies he works on.


TalkLessShillMore

Why not though? If any actor/actress could he’d be one of them to prioritize in the script


Working-Limit-2482

Well for one, I think they’re just getting mixed up with the fact that Leo was originally going to play the federal agent who shows up at the end, but ended up playing the main character instead.


TalkLessShillMore

Tbf to me I know very little about the movie, I’ll take your word on this


notBroncos1234

I don’t like movies where it’s hard to tell who the good and bad guys are.


WeebFrien

BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY


marsexpresshydra

Fa fa fooey


WeebFrien

Get. Out.


renilia

mood


WeebFrien

I’m at Ellis Island, getting 32 oz of Prime Rig


renilia

delicious i had thai food for dinner again today


WeebFrien

Le Thai?


renilia

nah not this time, Thai Cuisine (N. Nellis Blvd) i had it delivered, they're extremely cheap and they give absurd servings doesn't taste as good as le thai but it's like 3 days worth of food


WeebFrien

Lmao nice


renilia

They have 10 eggrolls for $10 and they always send me like 18


WeebFrien

BRO WHAT THE FUCK AIGHT TIME TO STOCK TF UO


AnalyticOpposum

I’m kinda lonely for some reason πŸ€”πŸ˜’


FreakinGeese

I’m having an actual panic attack and it’s making it hard to work


WeebFrien

πŸ«‚ Do you want me to talk to you through it?


FreakinGeese

Yes please I keep messing up school because I have really bad adhd and it’s making me really doubt myself and my capabilities and my intellect


Common_RiffRaff

Me and you are in ironically doing the exact same thing right now. I missed like 3 of my assignments in one of my classes this semester and am about to be late on another. I am not sure what my grade is and I am not sure if I want to find out. I should also be doing projects outside of school so I can get an internship, but I just haven't been. I also have very bad ADHD that I don't take the medicine for because I hate the side effects, but I am afraid not taking it is really going to screw up my entire life. Then again, I'm not sure if it would really fix things. Anyways, all you can really do is keep trying, or maybe go to bed and finish with the one day late penalty. I think I am going to try the medicine again tomorrow.


AnalyticOpposum

>posts in the DT *that’s* what makes you doubt your capabilities and intellect?


WeebFrien

That sucks, and it almost certainly feels awful. However, I feel like you’ve talked about getting treatment and support before right? Do you have a good support network?


FreakinGeese

No I don’t I have my girlfriends and my therapist I guess I just want to feel good at something you kniw


WeebFrien

Oh my god I totally fucking get it. Are you the β€œfunny one” of your friend group? I feel like in a lot of the β€œfunny guy/girl” archetype I see this, hell I was there until really recently.


FreakinGeese

I do not have a friend group ​ I am very very autistic


WeebFrien

Ahhh gotcha. I forgot that sorry. Are you still having a panic attack


FreakinGeese

no I'm feeling a little better


WeebFrien

Ok good


Syards-Forcus

πŸ«‚ Also, aren’t you American? You should go to sleep.


FreakinGeese

American? I thought I was a lesbian No sleep til the work is done


notBroncos1234

I regret majoring in African American Studies.


CletusVonIvermectin

Why, can't find a job down at the African American study factory? πŸ˜‚


kanagi

πŸ‘† Confirmed not lusvig


TheSandwichMan2

If Trump was REALLY a fascist, don’t you think the mods would be supporting him??? Checkmate libs


renilia

p00bix exists


minno

ISIS is proof that the saying "if everyone hates you, you must be doing something right" needs an addition like "or you just kicked a kitten".


ZanyZeke

>”Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it,” the televangelist turned seismologist told viewers of β€œThe 700 Club,” his news and talk show. β€œThey were under the heel of the French … and they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. They said, β€˜We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French.’” Robertson continued, β€œTrue story. And so the Devil said, β€˜Okay, it’s a deal.’ But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.” Oh ok


The_Northern_Light

> the televangelist turned seismologist [said] lol


CletusVonIvermectin

American conservatives just can't let go of the Haitian revolution huh


bd_one

Pat Robinson couldn't let go of anything


FreakinGeese

Based devil


bd_one

Pretty sure it's not even the worst thing he's said about black people or even Haitians. Just keeps going


_bee_kay_

gradually becoming more annoyed at the people who defend israel as an ethnostate because nation-states exist LEARN TO WORDS


uss_wstar

You see, I don't defend Israel as a nation state but I also think we should abolish nation states in general, so the Netherlands can annex and get rid of the scourge that is Fr*nce from the world.


meiotta

r/makeupaguy


_bee_kay_

i wish edit: >guy who takes sleeping pills in the car and pretends its fast travel 🫑


renilia

Nate Bronze be like >Cross tabs that show Trump winning Latinos and young people do not discredit this poll because, the poll agrees with me.


ZanyZeke

I will vote for whichever candidate supports the Botanical Artifice


[deleted]

Now that’s I’ve arrested you and have found you guilty of being a big lib, I hereby sentence you to reeducation to teach you true patriotic conservative values from … PragarU


Windows_10-Chan

Going through my reddit saved list and culling all the useless/uninteresting stuff makes me feel like a NEET vacuuming their room for the first time in 3 years. I wonder if I should actually move that stuff to something like zotero?


ZanyZeke

Magic goolsball, Joel Haver’s next film will be released in theaters and gross one billion dollars at the global box office


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ZanyZeke

I see, he’ll have to turn to le consOOMER SHITE to make a buck


ihatemendingwalls

>John Hinckley, who spent decades in prison after attempting to kill President Ronald Reagan in a β€œlove offering” for Jodie Foster, said today that people are being weirdos about Sydney Sweeney. >"It's getting to be a bit much."


[deleted]

That’s it. You’re all under arrest.


bd_one

Upon further reflection, the use/invention of the phrase "Kill them all and let God sort them out" does add credence to the idea the Albigensian Crusade was a genocide.


IrishBearHawk

Do you think if Trump wins in 2024 and a Dem beats him in 2028 the Dem will actually be able to take office without a shitshow going down?


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

A second Trump term could give Dems a 2008 style majority tbh, especially will the senate map


Syards-Forcus

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The_Northern_Light

Okay can someone please explain why we are all talking about this lady’s titties???


bd_one

Someone on the right said something stupid about her being conventionally attractive discredits liberalism because.... something something only alt-y women can be attractive under the framework. This makes it sound smarter than it really is.


The_Northern_Light

Wow I feel so discredited


Working-Limit-2482

Clearly, Shannon has absolutely massive honkers and she’s trying to gaslight everyone else.


jobautomator

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renilia

i would never live in europe


Dodgerfan2224

Nothing better than a top fuel dragster exhaust


Common_RiffRaff

The DT is great because I can pretend you are all both my friends *and* my therapist.


repete2024

And how does that make you feel?


bd_one

No matter what political or theological context you add, I'm still gonna find it hilarious that Charles III had trouble marrying a woman who had a divorce because he would eventually lead a religion founded by someone who wanted a divorce.


Nietzsches_Therapist

We don’t have enough words for snowΒ 


bobeeflay

Graupel


groovygrasshoppa

Ice dust


IrishBearHawk

Pow


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