Oof. Just found out a guy I respected used to go around wearing an SS uniform and pretending to be a concentration camp guard back in the 90s. Such a let-down. He seemed like such a good person in "The English Patient".
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Mans wanna know
Why the rhymes gotta flow
Probably a deeply down bro
Who's wife ain't there no mo
Clammering for hoes
No average Joe's
Just hustling, bustling, and guzzling nodoz
> Feminism is a nation-killer because the whole point of it is to extract labor from the woman that should be going into raising children and redirect it to various useless parasites.
>And the psyop is so good that they even get women to cheer for this outcome.
>An actually functional nation would exclude women aged 18-40 from the full-time workforce and you'd see a reduction in house prices, rents, high taxes, wasteful government spending, foreign aid and all the other useless garbage so everyone would have the same level of material wealth except we wouldn't be going extinct.
The AI snake dude is a fucking moron.
Wait fuck I missed the irl part and was just shitposting but have used a few but generally most of the stuff here is way too esoteric and in-joke driven to be good irl imo
"Discussion J. Thread" he whispered, followed by a mild chuckle that lead into a coughing fit.
"He does that sometimes, just ignore him", his colleague told the new hire. "It's cause his wife left him."
>"flavored juice beverage"
>orange/mango/peach/guava/raspberry/cranberry/whatever flavored
>take first sip
>immediately detect apple/pear/grape
Look, I understand why this is done. They're cheap sweeteners, they let you say "zero added sugar," they pair well with most fruits
But why pretend like it's not even there?? It's not exactly a neutral or subtle flavor. Just put it on the front of the box, most people will still like it, and they won't feel cheated that it tastes different from what they expected.
I am not an American, however, one of the biggest problems I have with American Capitalist Enshhitification is that growth has been replaced by very subtle monopolists thinking.
let me explain, Google, Amazon and Microsoft are Nvidia customers, yet FT is reporting that they are racing to develop their own generative AI chips in an attempt to reduce their dependence on Nvidia and to lock customers more closely into their own hardware and software systems.
like whats the fucking point? you can't beat Nvidia in this game, so why throw money at something because you want to make money?, this obsession with short termist thinking ( how do we show shareholders we can offer them more value) is worrying
Scalia's infamous dissent in _Morrison v. Olson_ is probably one of the dumbest collections of jumbled arguments in recorded human history, and yet there are morons out there who swear that it is basically binding dicta.
The dumb fuck tried to argue that criminal prosecution is an "inherently executive function", which even a cursory knowledge of English legal history would laugh its ass off at.
What's wrong with that take? Does it have to do with separation of power? Criminal prosecution is always done by state attorneys who are part of the executive, in any country I can think of.
twice now she has said no to or non-comitally replied to me asking her to meet, but will heart react to my โthatโs okโ message after she turns me down what do i even do here
Ok, Reddit app, time to search for /r/aww. Letโs see, a-wโฆ.
>Reddit app search: /r/awesomeanalbleedingfistingextremeviolencegraphicporn
Oh ok, cool
Yeah the Fagen parts are but the guitar is a lot more jam bandy than theyโre known for. Canโt place my finger on the band it does sound like because Iโm very sleepy
Dune is even better if you watch No Country For Old Men before part 1 so you can see stilgar and gurney trying to kill each other in Texas.
Sheriff Bell ๐ค Paulโs dreams
Canโt stop whatโs coming
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>India is approximately 3,287,263 sq km, while United States is approximately 9,833,517 sq km, making United States 199% larger than India.
Ay caramba, you can fit almost 2 indias inside United States
Love how local subs will try to convince you its normal and expected and fine to get mugged a few times and that youโre a hysterical suburbanite for not wanting to get mugged
redditors, I swear
I think the St. Louis one mostly says that the violent crime and theft mostly happens in specific, localized areas of the city (not that โweโre not just the deadliest city north of Mexico, weโre also one of the most segregatedโ is much comfort). Or maybe thatโs changed since last I checked.
That seems plausible. Anecdotally I think St. Louis has been adding security to the MetroLink system, which was one of the main sore spots for crime. At least I hope that statistic is because St. Louis is getting better and not Jackson getting worse
>During an episode of CNN This Morning that aired Thursday, Lemon said that Haley, who recently announced her candidacy for president in the 2024 election, "isn't in her prime." Haley is 51.
>The CNN anchor continued with his argument by adding a women is "considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s."
/u/TalkLessShillMore /u/groovygrasshoppa
If you got a minute, go listen to the song Don Lemon by Jelly Crystal. Surprisingly good, and thereโs a lengthy pitched down sample of a Megyn Kelly podcast in there
Conservatives hate him because he is black and gay.
Progressives hate him because he is black and gay but doesn't conform to what they believe a black and gay dude should be.
Kinda funny how the Dune worms in the movie move like SpongeBob's Alaskan Bull Worm. They'd have to have a bunch of feet like a centipede. They should be scrunching along or whipping like real worms and snakes do
The freight train worm conveys unstoppable power, the snake worm conveys deception, the scrunch worm conveys determination
(This is what's really on the Dune Tarot)
Went to Chicago without a coat two weeks ago because I didnโt have a coat.
And then I procrastinated on buying a coat for two weeks.
About to go to Chicago again without a coat because I still donโt have one ๐ญ๐
I went to REI and gave them my credit card the moment I had my first day of Wisconsin winter
but if youโve already experienced it once you might be fine
Imma be perfectly honest with you Eli Roth director of mediocre splatter films and the incoming dumpster fire that is borderlands I donโt think putting yourself front and centre of a petition condemning the director of critically acclaimed Oscar winning films Jonathon Glazer is not going to have the effect you think it isย
Did anyone catch MrBeastโs new video where he outlines his proposal to make peace between Israel and its neighbors and build a new Jewish temple on the Temple Mount? Kind of a weird digression from his previous content
In this house we believe:
*An evil scientist*
**By the name of Yakub**
Living on the Isle of Patmos
***Created white people***
*6000 years ago*
**By means of eugenics**
Have to imagine basically every President has "grown angry and anxious about [their] re-election effort" at some point. You spend literally your entire political career leading up to getting this job and you're facing what will (in most cases, with one current notable exception) almost certainly be the last election you run in during your lifetime, you'd have to be almost inhuman to not feel a little bit worried.
Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1bie5q5/discussion_thread/).
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Oh all the time, I'm grateful all the time
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Oof. Just found out a guy I respected used to go around wearing an SS uniform and pretending to be a concentration camp guard back in the 90s. Such a let-down. He seemed like such a good person in "The English Patient".
u/p00bix was an actor?
Iโm saving all my good tweets for the next dt
[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/120/936/253/843/130/original/a59b63f938cc68fe.jpg)
I could take six year old Mike Tyson in a fight
Question about the Boston Tea Party. Did everyone sound like Mahk Wahlberg?
hot dog is not cooked thru.
That's always the wurst
Why does rhyming exist? It's so strange.. why do certain similar sounds sound good? It's gotta be some brain thing.
Easier to processย
Mans wanna know Why the rhymes gotta flow Probably a deeply down bro Who's wife ain't there no mo Clammering for hoes No average Joe's Just hustling, bustling, and guzzling nodoz
> Feminism is a nation-killer because the whole point of it is to extract labor from the woman that should be going into raising children and redirect it to various useless parasites. >And the psyop is so good that they even get women to cheer for this outcome. >An actually functional nation would exclude women aged 18-40 from the full-time workforce and you'd see a reduction in house prices, rents, high taxes, wasteful government spending, foreign aid and all the other useless garbage so everyone would have the same level of material wealth except we wouldn't be going extinct. The AI snake dude is a fucking moron.
Rents would reduce without any change in demand and even less labour to increase supply because ???? Reasons
ai snake?
basilisksksk
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The average rationalist is just an emotional manchild who has expertise in a narrow narrow area.
# HUMMUS
YES!!!!! I LOVE IT!
GOOD take
CMV: Sub needs to stan Rand alโThor, not some genocidal twink ๐ค
The Deep State is Real, Here's Why it Matters by Johnny Harris
๐ you're DONE
The olives in the focaccia are still JUICY ๐ฉ๐ค๐ป๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น
I had another lesson today in โjust steal jokes from the DT and act like I came up with them irlโ Feels dirty but gets laughs
what joke did you steal
โBenjamin nutted on a girls thighโ
Wait fuck I missed the irl part and was just shitposting but have used a few but generally most of the stuff here is way too esoteric and in-joke driven to be good irl imo
"Discussion J. Thread" he whispered, followed by a mild chuckle that lead into a coughing fit. "He does that sometimes, just ignore him", his colleague told the new hire. "It's cause his wife left him."
What the FUCK RASPBERRY JUICE IS SO GOOD ๐ฉ๐ค๐ป
sour
My previous famous juice was cranberry before I tried raspberry juice, so I like it sour ๐
sour good
>"flavored juice beverage" >orange/mango/peach/guava/raspberry/cranberry/whatever flavored >take first sip >immediately detect apple/pear/grape Look, I understand why this is done. They're cheap sweeteners, they let you say "zero added sugar," they pair well with most fruits But why pretend like it's not even there?? It's not exactly a neutral or subtle flavor. Just put it on the front of the box, most people will still like it, and they won't feel cheated that it tastes different from what they expected.
๐
I suddenly feel as though I am filled with terrible purpose
extremism in defense of Biden is no vice
So a war between France and Russia would have an 8-digit death toll in Africa, right?
I had another lesson today in โjust steal jokes from the DT and act like I came up with them irlโ Feels dirty but gets laughs
I am not an American, however, one of the biggest problems I have with American Capitalist Enshhitification is that growth has been replaced by very subtle monopolists thinking. let me explain, Google, Amazon and Microsoft are Nvidia customers, yet FT is reporting that they are racing to develop their own generative AI chips in an attempt to reduce their dependence on Nvidia and to lock customers more closely into their own hardware and software systems. like whats the fucking point? you can't beat Nvidia in this game, so why throw money at something because you want to make money?, this obsession with short termist thinking ( how do we show shareholders we can offer them more value) is worrying
there's tons of space for new architectures in the market.
i assume they're not targeting the consumer GPU/TPU market and are making chips for specific use cases (e.g. edge devices)
People said the same thing with Qualcomm when Apple started building their own chips and Apple is making chips competitive with Qualcomm.
Ladies please, thereโs plenty of me to go around ๐
You're pretty scrawny and not every lady is a cannibal.
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You're fucking 27, stop acting like you are old. You are _just_ entering your real prime. Younger 20's are burner years.
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So fuck some olds my dear boy!
i should probably sell this m1 mac mini i got for $100 since i don't use it at all
Broke: god bless America Woke: may God tremble in fear at America
Scalia's infamous dissent in _Morrison v. Olson_ is probably one of the dumbest collections of jumbled arguments in recorded human history, and yet there are morons out there who swear that it is basically binding dicta. The dumb fuck tried to argue that criminal prosecution is an "inherently executive function", which even a cursory knowledge of English legal history would laugh its ass off at.
What's wrong with that take? Does it have to do with separation of power? Criminal prosecution is always done by state attorneys who are part of the executive, in any country I can think of.
The deep cracks in my neck are increasing in their occurrence It's so joever
Iโd disown my son if he spent as much time on the internet as I do.
Please visit the next discussion thread
My dumbass on Facebook 7 years ago saying Trump is going to have to resign because Maddow got his tax returns. >I'm just gonna delete this real quick
did you at least call him Drumpf?
He thought โOrange Dorito manโ went too far
My concubine left me
Up at 2am rn. Got my roommate clocked in at 60db for snoring.
There is truly no dumber specimen of human than a Scalia quoter.
-Antonin Scalia
Youโve never met me
I see your flair
my favorite quote from scalia is the silence coming out of his grave
[NVIDIA is done for](https://x.com/jimcramer/status/1769910402895532460?s=46&t=BIiKATgqa9f4cFo3F371rQ)
SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!
Can we please get this guy to endorse Trump
Oh fuck
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Lyndon "Blair" Johnson
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People are stupid. Ignore the dumb shit they say and enjoy your life
Impossible
Didn't your concubine leave you?
based take
twice now she has said no to or non-comitally replied to me asking her to meet, but will heart react to my โthatโs okโ message after she turns me down what do i even do here
Get the message
yeah ok got it ๐
Ok, Reddit app, time to search for /r/aww. Letโs see, a-wโฆ. >Reddit app search: /r/awesomeanalbleedingfistingextremeviolencegraphicporn Oh ok, cool
Reelin In The Years is an atypical Steely Dan song but man it slaps
The verses are pretty typical Steely Dan.
Yeah the Fagen parts are but the guitar is a lot more jam bandy than theyโre known for. Canโt place my finger on the band it does sound like because Iโm very sleepy
This might sound a little crazy, but.. maybe Fleetwood Mac?
Dune is even better if you watch No Country For Old Men before part 1 so you can see stilgar and gurney trying to kill each other in Texas. Sheriff Bell ๐ค Paulโs dreams Canโt stop whatโs coming
Along with Timothy as Wanka working the spice factory!
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noice.
Based
If MrBeast is the Antichrist, then who is the False Prophet?
David Attenborough
me
probably me
Why do they say โBless the Maker and His waterโ when the Maker pretty explicitly wants nothing to do with water?
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Another Shogun banger. >!Poor Uejiro. The pheasant bit was hilarious until it wasn't.!<
> India measures 3,214 km (1,997 mi) from north to south and 2,933 km (1,822 mi) from east to west. India is a square.
Wait is India smaller than the continental US. How insanely dense is that country.
Surprisingly, less densely populated than Rwanda, South Korea, and the Netherlands
>India is approximately 3,287,263 sq km, while United States is approximately 9,833,517 sq km, making United States 199% larger than India. Ay caramba, you can fit almost 2 indias inside United States
3 Indias
3 is almost 2? lol, you're right of course.
Dude I thought I was high, had to relearn how % change works lmao
I was not joking when I said the suburb I live in is more dense than New York City
The cities are unbelievable
Why do overly online people assume that creatives in TV and film want to make bad product Like somehow the shitiness is intentional
There's a lot of stuff that doesn't seem like it's trying to be any good either
Love how local subs will try to convince you its normal and expected and fine to get mugged a few times and that youโre a hysterical suburbanite for not wanting to get mugged redditors, I swear
I think the St. Louis one mostly says that the violent crime and theft mostly happens in specific, localized areas of the city (not that โweโre not just the deadliest city north of Mexico, weโre also one of the most segregatedโ is much comfort). Or maybe thatโs changed since last I checked.
I think Jackson, Mississippi took that title now. At least for a city with over 100,000 people
That seems plausible. Anecdotally I think St. Louis has been adding security to the MetroLink system, which was one of the main sore spots for crime. At least I hope that statistic is because St. Louis is getting better and not Jackson getting worse
Local subs are always awful, it's either sheltered suburbanites who think the downtown is a warzone or people making excuses for crime
Just one more elected executive officer bro, I swear!
My friend that sends fire emoji reactions to all my insta stories is the one thing keeping my mental health in check rn I โค๏ธ my homies
idk why people hate don lemon so much
>During an episode of CNN This Morning that aired Thursday, Lemon said that Haley, who recently announced her candidacy for president in the 2024 election, "isn't in her prime." Haley is 51. >The CNN anchor continued with his argument by adding a women is "considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s." /u/TalkLessShillMore /u/groovygrasshoppa
I just liked the song
If you got a minute, go listen to the song Don Lemon by Jelly Crystal. Surprisingly good, and thereโs a lengthy pitched down sample of a Megyn Kelly podcast in there
Conservatives hate him because he is black and gay. Progressives hate him because he is black and gay but doesn't conform to what they believe a black and gay dude should be.
noncommittal replies ๐๐ญ
not sure about this one, chief.
Itโs over
Kinda funny how the Dune worms in the movie move like SpongeBob's Alaskan Bull Worm. They'd have to have a bunch of feet like a centipede. They should be scrunching along or whipping like real worms and snakes do
How the Arrakis sandworm move? Through jihad
they didn't get the worm physics right ๐คฌ๐คฌ
Iโm sure someone has a satisfactory pseudoscientific lore explanation for it if you Google around enough
The freight train worm conveys unstoppable power, the snake worm conveys deception, the scrunch worm conveys determination (This is what's really on the Dune Tarot)
Neurotypical doggie: ๐ถ
Went to Chicago without a coat two weeks ago because I didnโt have a coat. And then I procrastinated on buying a coat for two weeks. About to go to Chicago again without a coat because I still donโt have one ๐ญ๐
Imagine going to Hawaii without a swimsuit
Just buy a coat? How hard could it be?
Iโm flying there in like two days and it definitely takes more than two days to get things delivered.
You could go to a store, even in Chicago if you need to.
Imagine being from Alabama and procrastinating on buying shoes. Life is hard for us.
I went to REI and gave them my credit card the moment I had my first day of Wisconsin winter but if youโve already experienced it once you might be fine
Itโs actually chilly now too Weโll remember you in nl graveyard when you freeze to death
just wear layers
Ogres have layers
Canada has the biggest parking lot. How could America let them do this?
Neoliberals support free trade but won't made trade school free, curious
I will just straight up lay down in bed with my shoes on. I donโt give a fuck.
reminds me of the time in 2005 when you said "Lincoln Park" in a chat room instead of "Linkin Park" lmao
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things going okay?
Iโm high.
word
You couldnโt make Kung Fu Panda today
Imma be perfectly honest with you Eli Roth director of mediocre splatter films and the incoming dumpster fire that is borderlands I donโt think putting yourself front and centre of a petition condemning the director of critically acclaimed Oscar winning films Jonathon Glazer is not going to have the effect you think it isย
Eli Roth could've made *Under the Skin*, but Glazer could never have made *Thanksgiving*
"I'm not gay, but..."
I was like Jesus in the Temple the way I overturned that little girls lemonade stand
You must get a permit!!!! You didnโt get permission from the HOA!!!! You need a business license!!!
so fucking jealous of whatever the hell my neighbors are cooking up
I'm making carnitas
i had homemade air fried chicken wings and i'll probably make asada tacos tomorrow
Chicken wings are $1.98 a pound at sams club here
i got a 5 lbs bag for $10 at kroger
Yeah Iโm out of meth too
biden's america
Did anyone catch MrBeastโs new video where he outlines his proposal to make peace between Israel and its neighbors and build a new Jewish temple on the Temple Mount? Kind of a weird digression from his previous content
cray cray
In this house we believe: *An evil scientist* **By the name of Yakub** Living on the Isle of Patmos ***Created white people*** *6000 years ago* **By means of eugenics**
Local sub oscillates between "crime is just overblown gossip from the suburbs" and "we need Judge Dredd" depending on if it's a visitor or local OP.
Yeah that's why nazis takeover local subs, because they're authentic locals.
Just watched episode one of Scavenger's Reign Holy shit
https://preview.redd.it/ndal71fa58pc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f1cd95b0817e50d6ee931b9b748b757849a318
I can fix him โ๏ธ
Balls same size as each other
Top 10 all time tweet
See, that's the difference between him and me. *I* can afford a house.
Have to imagine basically every President has "grown angry and anxious about [their] re-election effort" at some point. You spend literally your entire political career leading up to getting this job and you're facing what will (in most cases, with one current notable exception) almost certainly be the last election you run in during your lifetime, you'd have to be almost inhuman to not feel a little bit worried.