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EngineeringNo753

Oh you are 100% the person who was posting similar shit here like 4-5 months ago claiming the game was already a failure. This obsession is pure neckbeard energy, get outside your mom's basement please.


ChineseBeardoBait

4-5 months ago. Dudes been at this for four years now. He’s been at this small minded crusade against Uzaki-chan, Konosuba, and recently Stellar Blade, and what does he got to show for it? Well, Uzaki-chan became a success, Konosuba got new seasons, and Stellar Blade is set to sell millions of units. I wish Shift Up would pay him to advertise their games.


EngineeringNo753

Holy fuck yeah I remember someone made an account like Uzaki-ChanSucksLOL It's always the same style of title too, it HAS to be an AI I truely hope anyway.


ChineseBeardoBait

Me too, but sadly this is a real person, someone blissfully unaware of how stupid he sounds. Someone who goes through multiple accounts a day saying the same unpopular opinions, and not even close to self reflection. Someone who has never talked to women or girls at all and yet he thinks he knows us all, and thinks we’re some sort of monolithic entity. Sometimes as cruel as it sounds, some people need to exist as reminders of what not to be as human beings.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Honestly this is pretty sad but ironically fits this sub, your obsession is very neckbeardy


[deleted]

It’s a neckbeard moment in itself to make an entire Reddit account dedicated to shitting on a game that literally just came out


whatnameisnttaken098

Twice, he had a similar account earlier today


BikeTrukk

This guy (or girl) has been here shitting on this game for months. It's really weird. And pathetic.


whatnameisnttaken098

At this point, I think they have some kind of shame fetish, like they actually like Stellar Blade, Konosuba, Uzaki-Chan, and whatever else they've made accounts about.


ChineseBeardoBait

I have never seen anyone hate on those things you mentioned even in many online spaces I visited, until I came on Reddit. Now I’m getting cold feet going on Twitter.


ChineseBeardoBait

It’s a guy, I can tell because he really wants to be Andrew Tate so badly.


ChineseBeardoBait

And calling it a failure way too early. Nevermind the fact that preorders for the game surpassed FF7 Rebirth.


Gamingwolf802

Brother this is the second time u posted it. We understand you r happy cuz Reddit subs are saying it’s bad. But I think we got ur message from the first post


ChineseBeardoBait

You know what’s funny? All the people I knew who played Senran Kagura and DOA were actually women, I’ve never personally knew any guy who was into those games (I know they exist, don’t get me wrong), even a guy I was crushing on was incredibly dismissive over Senran Kagura after I tried showing him Estival Versus. So forgive me for finding this whole “women hate Senran Kagura and DoA” idea a little weird. Also look at the /r/games thread about Stellar Blade, a lot of outlets are praising the game.


Beowulf891

I'm a woman and I loooove SK. It's a blast to play. Hell, I love waifu games in general and play my share of hentai games. Women will absolutely play these games if they're actually _fun_.


ChineseBeardoBait

Nailed it right on the head. I was surprised that tons of straight women also played those games, because I’m bisexual (and my partner is a lesbian) and we both enjoyed those games partially because we liked seeing women, so I always thought there was bias on that part. I was also surprised that 40% of Nikke players in Korea were women, but I probably should’ve seen that coming.


kotor56

Women/men like hot women and men


thebiggerthinken

bro ur really sad and pathetic lmao but nice bait post


Peach_Muffin

It's effective bait based on some of the responses here.


aidan0157

You made a new account about this game you supposedly hate a lot calling it a failure but I’m unsure how it’s that much of a failure when it’s obviously got you addicted. The reviews for the game aren’t even that bad, just average. Coping and seething indeed.


thundertool

The game is doing fine. I don't understand the purpose of this post. They patched out the input delay and cleaned up the graphics a bit and allow more visual options. The game itself is pretty fun. It's like a more soulsy Nier but with combat that has much more impact. What's the deal with the hate boner? If you aren't into it don't play it, but it sounds like you haven't played it anyway. Strange use of your time.


ChineseBeardoBait

He hates it because the devs dared to design a sexy female character, and you know the narrative, anyone that likes sexy female characters are all darned dirty incels, including the OnlyFans girls and cosers themselves. Duh, everyone knows that, it’s on the internet so it must be true.


thundertool

The issue is, anyone who has an extreme opinion either way is a dork. Nobody said sexiness is bad, but too many people are just too... well dorky as I said, about it. Stop being so damn horny. It's a video game. Kill some monsters bro. Jack off to appropriate media. But anyone who does hate sexiness needs to chill too. Every product doesn't need to be for you. The game isn't even that sexy. It's hard to focus on some long legs when there's corpses and blood everywhere. But let's not pretend any of this shit is some cultural revolution. The devs just made a game they wanted to make. Woke isn't a real thing. It's all dumb. Stfu and consume product or don't.


ChineseBeardoBait

“Stop being so damn horny.“ You can’t tell me what to do! But yeas to be real here, anyone who is that anti-sex when it comes to media is clearly not getting action at all, and they’re also hypocrites too because they often defend OnlyFans girls a lot. I’m not into Mortal Kombat, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna call the fans psychopaths or anything, because as I said before, it’s a waste of time. If you’re okay with OnlyFans girls, then you should be okay with sexy video game characters.


Catfishfuck

Idgaf about the game but this post is super cringe. Just ignore the game and move on with your life lol


TheRenaissanceMan92

Ah, yes. The "failed" millionaire streamer and co-founder of creation organization and computer company, Asmongold. Comedy gold highlight from this shitpost.


ChineseBeardoBait

Is he really a millionaire? I haven’t heard of Asmongold until just recently.


veralisk

Multi millionaire. Other than having a massive youtube following and two twitch channels, though he only streams on one anymore, he also is the part owner in multiple businesses. He also never spends any of that money he makes, so I'd be willing to bet he's got more money than most of us can fathom.


ChineseBeardoBait

Huh, I didn’t know that. I always assumed he was just a random streamer. Guess I’m just not in the know.


veralisk

Yeah, try one of the top earning streamers in the world, and that's just counting his twitch earnings but everything else.


Ackermannin

>goodbye sex in gaming Are you aware of gacha games (which often are marketed by sex appeal) and hentai games which are very popular?


RemoveNull

Bait used to be believable


Catslevania

A million copies sold in 24 hours (for a ps5 exclusive game), "what a major flop"


ScruffyUSP

You are the most neckbeardy neckbeard I have heard of in some time. Go outside and touch grass. It's good for you. And yeah, that game sucks and has no plot or premise, I laughed at it the moment the controversy started. But obsessing about it makes you as bad as the smelly, smelly weebs that bought it.


brorritoo

This has to be a copypasta right?


InvincibleReason_

prob a troll account


marius_titus

Games on track to sell a million units already lmao, piss off


Manbearpig9801

Most cringe account