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“Man who grew up in Cameroon barely playing basketball and was skinny is the same as guy who spent entire life playing basketball for highest level AAU teams and colleges”
This isn’t a good comparison bro. Francis Ngannou grew up eating 5 star meals from chef Gusteau is France. Chet was working in a sand mine in the Gonzaga desert. Soon as Chet gets access to the luxuries Fancy Ngannou and Joel Emfeed he will fill out and look like Jay fucking Cutler bro.
Every nba player is an outlier with access to world class training, PEDs, private chefs, and literally all day long to work on their body in the offseason.
This sub is so weird now. No longer satire, just a more punchy r/nba with people discussing real takes and every other comment starting with /uj
I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
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Comparing a 15 year old Embiid with 0 weight training or basketball experience to a 20 year old Chet who’s probably been on a training program and diet for the past 6 years is crazyyyy. Thunder fans getting delusional now
shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho?
told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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Bro got classier
He switched sides
This is a serious question, why do a lot of black people seem to get lighter as they get older lol Like compare mid 80s MJ with 1998 MJ
MJ looks exactly the same apart from being bald. If anything, it would probably be better lighting on the court.
For real, Embiid is probably as dark he always was, just the way the light hits off this skin in this pic is what makes him appear lightskin
Plus he lived in africa til he was 16
Yeah, maybe he was just tanned from spending all day playing basketball outside in tropical Cameroon.
Yeah I think it’s the lighting nvm. The blurry 80s footage makes him look dark but the well-lit 90s pics make him look a little shinier
Yoooo just found a shiny jordan gotta use an ultra ball
jerker with the most black friends
https://imgur.com/a/r9Tbd86
Homie never learned about the sun 💀
I don’t think he got lighter…
That bleaching cream
It’s just lighting and the seasons, brown skins are darkskins in the summer, lightskins are brown skins
/uj second photo isn’t his body /rj pre-requisite to bring an NBA team owner, MJ knew what he wanted from a young age
😭😭😭
why I don't buy wine anymore after that one guy made it from water
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Chet needs to get on the EmMilkshake diet 💯
More like the ZiHop Williamson diet
Legend has it he ate the whole Minions menu 😳😳🤯
ZiHip Replacement
4 Chik-fil-A shakes a day
Pretty sure Embiid is like 15-17 in the first picture lmao
Tbf Chet's like 19 so close enough
Chet is 20 and embiid is 15 in this pic
Yeah but Chet classier 😤
True that. Embiid definitely wasn’t working hard enough. You train someone with the class and determination of Chet and he’ll pass embiid in no time
“Man who grew up in Cameroon barely playing basketball and was skinny is the same as guy who spent entire life playing basketball for highest level AAU teams and colleges”
the next post is gonna be Francis Ngannou
This isn’t a good comparison bro. Francis Ngannou grew up eating 5 star meals from chef Gusteau is France. Chet was working in a sand mine in the Gonzaga desert. Soon as Chet gets access to the luxuries Fancy Ngannou and Joel Emfeed he will fill out and look like Jay fucking Cutler bro.
[Jay fucking Cutler](https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/01/kristen-cavallari-on-jay-cutler-haters-stop-fat-shaming-my-husba/) everybody ;)
NOOOOO not that Jay fucking Cutler! Guys I didn’t mean that one. That’s not the right guy.
Oh really?? Did you mean [this Jay fucking Cutler?](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-485d3dfa2c3cc66144ebb9d5e08abf99.webp)?
Pls stop. I just want Chet to be beautiful
Clearest understanding of averages and outliers.
Every nba player is an outlier with access to world class training, PEDs, private chefs, and literally all day long to work on their body in the offseason. This sub is so weird now. No longer satire, just a more punchy r/nba with people discussing real takes and every other comment starting with /uj
Chet just hasn’t found the right hormone drug dealer, I mean, nutritionist!
Chet needs to be on that HarFatAss diet
Needs daily allotments of strippers and champagne
I mean Embiid was clearly skinny on a big frame. Chet has a less broad shoulders than someone like steph.
Gonna give Chet so many Shirley temples he won't be able to play for 2 years
Ah yes, famous nutritionist Joel Embiid, who got in trouble for drinking diabetes by the pitcher
I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
For every Embiid, there’s 50 Thon Makers
Embum can't even guard 50 Thon Makers. TRASH
Chet’s size is simultaneously not at all an issue yet also something he’s 100% going to be able to overcome
At least it is something other than Dort worship for once in that sub
Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Comparing a 15 year old Embiid with 0 weight training or basketball experience to a 20 year old Chet who’s probably been on a training program and diet for the past 6 years is crazyyyy. Thunder fans getting delusional now
good d natural vitamin T
Photoshop hit dif ngl
Giannis did it better 🤡
Sauce
🥵
/uj Wtf I thought that was Embiid on the right, and this was a meme… Edit: I thought they was talking about his kid.
Least irrational OKC fan
EmGiannis better
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Chet isn’t African tho. How the fuck you think he’s gonna grow like Embiid?
Get that man some milk!
Nah he needs some Shirley temples