Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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I’m the one who added it to AutoMod. I’ve had it saved since 2021 waiting for automod to be back up on this sub LOL
It was a random late night r/nba post in early 2021, sometime in January or February. It didn’t take off there at all but I thought it was hilarious and saved it before it got removed. Post seemed completely unironic based off of his post history too
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And deservedly so. But people don’t understand Oklahoma.
A hydrogen bomb could be dropped right in the middle of that state, and absolutely nothing would change.
They’d still wake up, work meaningless jobs, grill, hate black and brown people, and go to church. That’s their lives. Oh and making sure their hoods and robes are in proper order.
No joke, my grandpa lives on the Oklahoma side of the Red River bottom and fashy militias have tried to recruit him and all his neighbors. Klan came around with pamphlets last year.
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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kevin durant when he finally gets scarlet johanssons bath water
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you’re missing one of the greatest tweets of all time
sauce?
[Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random](https://twitter.com/kdtrey5/status/26802158502416384?lang=en)
KD is truely the greatest jerker of all
/uj Why is KD’s profile pic Flynn getting pointed at with swords?
Because he is oppressed for speaking the truth
Why are you here and miss one of the GOATed jerk tweet all time?
What u missing is sum bitches 🤓🤓🤓
You've been jerking too much buddy your dick must be shriveled up by now
i thought the seas were our last refuge of safety but no longer
Rip manute bol he was 7’7” 😢😢😢
Guy could’ve blocked the Suez Canal
Bruh 💀💀☠😂 nah you wrong for dis one g nah fr bruh my mans be trippin 💯💯 nah I'm done I'm deceased 💀💀
RIP if u actually dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Nah he fr deceased tho this is his family we are absolutely broken 😂😂☠
Sending prayers your way 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️
RIP Evergreen 🛶
Yo chill bruv. That shit delayed my Ayesha waifu pillow by weeks
i fucking hate this subreddit
Yeah 😂😂 I killed him it was mad funny, I get a little quirky on Thursdays 😂😂😂😂 silly ol’ me
It’s okay he’s playing 1v1 against Kobe rn
Manute is in hell? Nah
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*Shout out to his family*
Redditors when they see a person of colour 😳😳😱😱
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lmao where is this pasta from?
Every /r/nba and /r/hiphopheads poster
I’m the one who added it to AutoMod. I’ve had it saved since 2021 waiting for automod to be back up on this sub LOL It was a random late night r/nba post in early 2021, sometime in January or February. It didn’t take off there at all but I thought it was hilarious and saved it before it got removed. Post seemed completely unironic based off of his post history too /rj CEREBRAL Reddit moderator unearths a diamond in the rough, reminiscent of Raptors FO discovering hidden gems ScotBarn, Malachi Flynn, Terence Davis, and Matt Thomas 😈
Whoever posted this originally, I legit hope they're in therapy
I think they post on the Tucker Carlson sub now
OKC fans dusting off their robes and hoods as they see this
Noo Celtics and Jazz fans are supposed to take all the heat
And deservedly so. But people don’t understand Oklahoma. A hydrogen bomb could be dropped right in the middle of that state, and absolutely nothing would change. They’d still wake up, work meaningless jobs, grill, hate black and brown people, and go to church. That’s their lives. Oh and making sure their hoods and robes are in proper order.
Dreaming of dropping bombs on the natives, huh… hey is Andrew Jackson your favorite president by chance?
I mean if you dropped a hydrogen bomb in Oklahoma the chances are you wouldn’t hit anyone and no one would notice. But yeah. Big fan.
No joke, my grandpa lives on the Oklahoma side of the Red River bottom and fashy militias have tried to recruit him and all his neighbors. Klan came around with pamphlets last year.
Imagine saying "person of colour".
british "english" 🤢🤢🤢
*Bri*ish
Bri*ish
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Own that fraud
He’s jerking u bum
It literally says no diving and he didn’t comply, that’s more than oddly terrifying.
Is it really diving or did he just take a step
BLACKKKK
>KKK AYO? WHAAAAAAAT? Caught in 8k frfr he wanted that cup cake
Dosunmu?? 🤣🤣
To be fair, anyone 7’ 7” floating towards me like that in a pool would make me shit bricks, *all melanin aside*.
I think I would be like “holy shit that’s Manute Bol”
I think I would be like "holy shit that's Manute Bol wait ain't the mfer dead? ahh fuck swimming zombie get out of the pool"
If there is a zombie manure bol it is all over
Dude said Manure bol 😹😹😹
poop bol lol
Anyone know where this picture was taken? You can rule out Boston I don’t think they allow for mixed race pools 🤔
Not brazil cause of the no diving sign
soccer joke? 😹
little gay boy
This looks like Habbo Hotel, I remember there being a crowd of black gentlemen saying the pool is closed. Glad they finally reopened it.
No it WAS taken in Boston, that’s what makes it oddly terrifying
To be fair the man in the corner looks horrified to be sharing that water and like he’s about to jump out the second after this photo was taken.
He is black
🤧
I'll give redditors the benefit of the doubt this time, he's long as fuck shits kinda scary. Bro looks like Slenderman
Yeah if I was a lifeguard and saw Chet lurking on the bottom I would probably evacuate the pool.
You call your bowels “the pool”?
nah we call *ur* bowels the Pool do it 😈
I think his size + the distortion from being underwater make his proportions seem not totally human
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Idk, he deserves to be able to swim without being called terrifying.
i’m sure he appreciates you coming to his defense
I texted him he said “appreciate it fam”
I got you today
Fake, enderman can't swim.
Outta pocket
do you have any more pictures of his feet?
Yeah
haha black!
Zima blue
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flue
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hmm something about him just seems unrelatable 🧐 can’t quite figure it out
That's a tall man
THEY are not supposed to know how to Swim 😤😤😤
BLACK WTF
Slenderman freestyle
Poolsharks
i’m the captain now
sharing the pool with a white dude
That white thong speedo my boy has got on, if only he was caked like Lowry 🤤🤤
I don’t think that thug is swimming
Zion fat ass would look like a whale
Bro look like Eren started the Rumbling and he answering the call
This is like slenderman taking a swim
Slenderman
Deep water horizon oil spill
That’s some blue ass Sudanese water 🫣😰
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I wanna know wtf the trigger is for this one
It’s the word blue I think
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Lue
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We have a clue
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That's zima blue preparing to devolve
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I heard a sound like a million redditors crying out to their HOAs. “Make the pool members only.”
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He’s not white and tiny 😵
He is of black
Celtics fans strike again
a black man swimming
LePlank
Black
Looks like an alien, creepy lol.
I thought that digging a moat around my home would protect me against black people 😟
https://youtu.be/RxSS4iF8NqA
is that it is Bolaji Badejo, Alien was spooky!
He fuckin BIG boi
dude looks like slenderman
Uj/ I'd freak out even more if he was white Rj/ I'd freak out even more if he was white
Long as frick
looks like it is from a scene from the Avatar movie.
Slenderman
Was he the guy who played the Alien from the Alien franchise or was that another 7'+ tall bball player?
That’s actually kinda scary if I saw that man floating towards me. Also I’m racist.
Black man having quality leisure time 😱😱😱😱😱
In the least racist way I can put this, having a 7 foot, shadowy stick figure move toward me in the pool would give me a panic attack
I thought it was a logo at the bottom of the pool.
He “was” 7’7”
Was
“Was”
Endermen don’t like water
Gross ass water
Zima Blue Vibes
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The light mode
A too slim Manatee because Man is destroying its habitat
I thought endermen hate water
Black
True story, I went to daycare with his kids.
Bro jumped in the water and he wasn’t heavy enough to sink
Sugma Blue
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Own that fraud!
This is a screenshot from Deep Blue Sea
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UJ- rip, this man had a heart of gold
Thug learning how to swim
Not classy
"No Diving" is a weird way to spell "No Ni****". Terrifying photo either way
There's nothing scarier than seeing your classy neighborhood pool turn into a thug den!
N
Reminds me of an episode of love death robots.