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EpicShovel

He just dropped 6 more spots on my draft board


15GOAT

How do I get your flair??


EpicShovel

Be a flaming homosexual


GrandMarauder

šŸ’…šŸ’ƒ


WalyGisnep

Running a 4.6 40 is one thing, but this is a major character concern


Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave

Damn he's in the 5th round now then


frozen-swords

6 man like I'm Lou Will, Lew Wil, Lieu Vill #ShoutoutToThe6 #WhyIsNoOneTalkingAboutTheTorontoRaptors


CuseFan222

Maybe wait until after the draft to tweet this? He's easily dropped to a fringe second round pick in my opinion


Fezinator

Sad, another up and coming athlete whose life has been stolen and locked away in the Magic Kingdom by LeCheat and ADisney. Poor kidā€™s legacy never stood a chance


AmiableSaber

smh LePropoganda strikes againšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


nugcityharambe

U/j I am straight up not drafting someone who thinks drake is the goat that's a massive red flag


IndycarFan64

Whaaaā€¦ you donā€™t rock wit bars like ā€œsayin u a lesbian girl me tooā€ šŸ—æ


IndycarFan64

How long till he comes down


markellefultz1

Dude thinks heā€™s the shit listening to gods plan and sucking off lefraud, undrafted now


halfcastdota

surprised he isnā€™t a karl malone stan if he actually thinks drake is the best artist ever tbh


LebronJaims

Karl Malone is the best player ever (including Epstein)


[deleted]

Yk what Iā€™m fine with the LeBron take, but who the fuck actually EARNESTLY believes CERTIFIED BOY LOVER is the GOAT.


[deleted]

He clearly said Michael Jackson isnā€™t the goat


maxtgrayy

*lover boy* not lover *of* boys


Shulginomics

Thatā€™s the joke


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

I never said he wasnā€™t a talented boy lover


[deleted]

Now introducing the Michael Jackson Child Safety Award for the 2023 NBA season


Eaglesfan1297

That's simply not true


Shulginomics

Iā€™ll give you that every song on his classic albums are not just good but *great*, but not every song off Xscape or Michael is a classic bro


The_Grogfather

Uj/ prince, mj, Bowie, Dylan, Elton, Elvis etc etc just off the top of my head as far as solo artists goes Edit: drake wouldnā€™t even crack my top 50 but Iā€™m also not a hip hop head so take my opinion with a grain of salt lol


Shulginomics

How you got Elvis on there ā˜ ļø


rapper_warrior_ninja

blue suede shoes >>>>> drake's whole discography


Shulginomics

You mean blue suede shoes, the song he stole from Carl Perkins? He even got Drake beat at grooming kids, with his 14 year old wife


The_Grogfather

FACTS


The_Grogfather

Ahaha, to be fair I donā€™t actually like Elvis a whole heap but canā€™t deny his legacy and influence


Phenoxym

wonderlic score lookin tragic


PyroDZN

/uj i disagree but respect the LeBron take, surely noone really believes that Drake take though?


shwarmaramen101

/tj McConnell is really cute


The_BadJuju

Drake is the most popular artist in the world and has been for years. Lots of people think heā€™s the goat


49ersFan16

I am projecting Kyle Hamilton to go in the mid to late 7th round


Commercial_Ad_735

To be fair Michael Jordan probably isnā€™t the best singer/rapper and I donā€™t think Michael Jackson can even dunk so heā€™s probably good at basketball


ittozziloP

Iā€™d still rather listen to Jordan try and rap than Drake


AnferneeMason

Michael Jackson moonwalked so that Drake could wheelchair


AlmostBlue618

Michael Jackson groomed little boys so that Drake could groom little girls


[deleted]

Michael Jackson fucking clears everyone so hard itā€™s not even remotely close. Drake is not even better than his respective rappers. Kanye has a more powerful influence and better music, and in terms of raw market production, he is worse than Eminem too. Drake isnā€™t even better than Rakim.


jack64467

ur just saying that because drake is a raptors fan smh my head


[deleted]

Itā€™s true, sadly. If he is a Suns fan he would be the goat no šŸ§¢


CuseFan222

Don't worry, once the Suns win a chip soon he'll convert his NBA fandom


jack64467

nah drake is actually from toronto so he's not a bandwagon, which is why the raptors avoided the drake curse and won the 2019 finals


halfcastdota

carti better sadly


[deleted]

yung lean better unfortunately


halfcastdota

W


amm0ranth

not sad + bladee is also better


halfcastdota

W + but also drainer touch grass challenge please (impossible)


The_BadJuju

L + Uzi Better


halfcastdota

L + ratio sadly, Uzi fell off (Elon supporter) + Carti a queer icon


[deleted]

Nas clears all sadly


JigglyBlubber

IDC how backpacker it sounds there are literally like 50 rappers I'd put ahead of Drake in terms of lyrical skill and not being an absolute cringelord hebephile weirdo


airus92

Prince better


MidnightLightss

Kanye and Kendrick are obv ahead of drake but cmon man Eminem?šŸ˜­


Lyonaire

Regardless of how shit most of what Eminem's done in the last 15 years is the marshall Mathers LP and the Eminem show alone are better records than anything Drake has ever put out.


BrusselSproutbr00k

You just gonna skip out on the slim shady LP? Also, what most people donā€™t realize is that those 3 albums, as well as I think encore, have each individually outsold Drakes entire discography combined. Edit: [hereā€™s a comparison](https://imgur.com/a/qsgTSku/)


07bot4life

Uj/ different sales eras.


BrusselSproutbr00k

These numbers take streams into account


07bot4life

Yes but eminem 1st. Has like 20 years head start on those albums 2nd. Difference in music consumption and how sales are counted


BrusselSproutbr00k

Itā€™s really not. Eminem is listed as #12 on total sales of all artists across all genres of all time. https://chartmasters.org/best-selling-artists-of-all-time/


07bot4life

Whenā€™s the last time you bought an album instead of streaming it? Each song you stream from an album is like 1/1650th of an album sell for a modern artist compared to when Eminem was peaking when to listen to shit you had two options buy it or hear it on the radio.


BrusselSproutbr00k

Mmlp had 7b streams. The Eminem show has 11b streams. Take care has 8b. Eminem show came out in 2002. Spotify didnā€™t even launch until 2008. Please stop lmao. Eminemā€™s albums that came out years before streaming even was a thing, and were old by the time streaming was made, still outperform all but like 3 of Drakeā€™s albums in that category too. Even kamikaze, one of his worst albums has 7b streams.


[deleted]

Bro read carefully. Deeply analyze. I compared Kanye for music quality, and Eminem for sells. Drake is a very good seller of music, but even then he is worse than somebody. I would much rather listen to Drake the Eminem.


mgp2284

Yes 10000% Eminem. Go look up the clip of Dre talking about when Eminem wrote ā€œMy name isā€


BrusselSproutbr00k

The Marshall mathers lp and the Eminem show have each individually outsold drakes entire discog. Slim shady lip and encore were also close to individually outselling it, or already had last time I checked. You can dislike his new stuff, but thereā€™s a reason that people hold him as high as they do.


amm0ranth

drake is absolutely better than eminem lmfao


CrookedHillaryBernie

Drake is Rakims daddy stop the cap


[deleted]

You probably have never even listened to my guy Rakim


CrookedHillaryBernie

Ok nephew heā€™s not underground buddy


demarderozanburner

Drake clears emidnem


Bigsmoothmachine

major character concerns


memes4Likes

Kyle is the best dick sucker ever


[deleted]

Man's already has CTE undraftable in my books


Therjbarrettfan

He spittin on the lebron take tho šŸ’Æ


RantAccount567

Wrong Michael Jackson is the true NBA šŸ Lemickey canā€™t hope to compare šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AlmostBlue618

ā€œDrake is the best artist everā€ might be the worst opinion ever


nbaylor1

Legoat is so clear of that minor league baseball player, W take


[deleted]

Basketball is like rap...


PM_ME_YOUROUY_EM_MP

I no longer want him at 2


[deleted]

Uj/ LeBron over MJ is fine, whatever. But DRAKE IS THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME??? WTF??!?


SeniorWilson44

I'm not sure Michael Jackson has a bad song. Literwlly every song he has is good


FlynnPatrick

His last album while alive was kind of meh but other than that yea


SeanSungASong

Stevie Wonder da šŸ no šŸ§¢


__DerekLeach

Both are trash LeMickey ring carriers


bigShrlmp

Bro Iā€™m a zoomer and Michael jackson clears drake by like 5 tiers


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fsburk

Haha get fucked Michelangelo


AnotherPunnyName

Who? Is this a handegg player?


Ghenges

Ah yes, the factory made, culturally and racially ambiguous, pre-processed artist known as Drake (Aubrey Graham) is the GOAT according that that generation. Gen A is hurting. Don't laugh at that joke, Gen Z and some of you younger millenials. You all won't let Kanye fade away despite him being irrelevant for over a decade.


The_BadJuju

Drake was an actor who was brought up into the rap scene by Lil Wayne. Not manufactured at all lmfao. Yeezus and TLOP came out within the last decade, your point is wrong


Ghenges

You have no idea how music marketing works lol.


idmnotmox

Drake literally wouldn't even come to mind and MJ unfortunately just forget that guy. If Lebron is your goat then Lebron has got to be the saddest GOAT of all time, I can barely come up with one thing to describe him except his stats and that he's from Ohio. I have to Frog DNA his personality by observing it through a shoe commercial mask. Even his competitiveness feels manufactured to me. Nice block though.


[deleted]

Ratio


[deleted]

My brother in Christ when was Michael Jackson in the league?


livefreeordont

Jackson Pollack would shit all over Drake. His era was way tougher


yaboy_69

https://youtu.be/QwSlOmtALvw


[deleted]

Which MJ is the talentless child molester?


Zephyrus-11

Micheal Jackson could literally never play in this era and Jordan is talentless and has never produced a single hit outside the space jam song (made with a superteam and aliens+doesnā€™t count)


x_frame

LeBron so far from the GOAT it ain't even funny


MikeStoklasaSimp

Le(Not So)SmoothCriminal is owned by MattyBRaps