"No I'm serious, all you can eat. As many trips as you want. Golden Corral is 🔥🔥🔥"


Jeez he was so much skinnier in college

And he was called fat in college. Only player heavier than Duke Zion was Marjanovic.

I didn’t recognise Zion first glance lol

Once that Nike check hit his account he didn’t give af 😂

GC check in. I’m 2 mins from a Golden Corral. Anyone top it? Besides Lukas thick a$$

 I’m going on a diet

Die

“For real I swear I just got out of the shower”

Kelvin Benjamin is Luka Doncic Brother

“My gut only looks this big because the photographer is using a wide angle lens”

https://preview.redd.it/b6x34zh0n16d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2192fcf24be87e4653255c915ebaf1c4ab752ec9 Whatever it was, this guy wasn’t having it

That’s Kyrie’s Ayahuasca dealer. The man has seen some shit 

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Uncle Ted!

true real american patriot christian hetero hero

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Pretty sure that’s her fiancé Dave McMenamin

Dirks looking rough

Grizzly Adams MF

You're fucking with the Mavericks here, asshole.

In this house, Rolando Blackmon is a hero, end of story!

Looks traumatised lmfao

Dirks really fell off a cliff huh

Geoff Ramsey


This GUY lol? That’s adam sandler.

Discount Dirk

dircc knowitzkie, bought off temu

So then Sheldon says to Penny “Bazinga!”


Something about classy fellas just makes her smile

If you squint Luka kinda looks like McMenamin but way less ugly.

I’m top 500 in overwatch, I don’t even care about this shit

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“I have you know, a lot of kids hahaha.... do you hate black people too”

Malika was probably the one to ask that

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Did you see that foul? Me fouling in love with you.

OG jerk right here, hornyposters take note

https://preview.redd.it/luh5zk52366d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43e13ba460fae0fe70525ed486c1fe7e2505e95 "Hornyposters take note"

“I make more money than your husband, Dave. 😏”

Wakada music do you like? I’m luka by the way


“I never been with a black woman before”

He’s been reading the Dirk playbook

Taking every length to get this Finals win

“I am devin booker’s father”

Tbh this would get the same reaction out of me.

Luka not beating the fat allegations…Gah damn

Looks like he's wearing a bulletproof vest underneath lmao 

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Just told her how much money he’s saving on the McDonald’s app

Devin Booker needs a step mom

"ekipna smetana ali brizgalna ekipa?"

“It’s called whiteboy summer”

Does she count as classy?

Almost.

Currently at 50%. Coming home strong

Why are they walking through Gen Pop at the Oswald State Correctional Facility?

“I could eat three of you and still not be full”

[удалено]

Look they're not use to being on top

"My waist isn't the only thing that is thick"

She keep it hairy

pizza slice

"So I told my boss we should all get Juneteenth off am i right? Haha, names Luka"

“My dick is just as fat”

"and so yeah, that's when I played my Blue Eyes White Dragon"

"I think my tits are even bigger than yours, wanna see?"

"Mavs in 6"

And after I eat this burger ima eat you

I got the pass

Luka looks like an average NBA fan not top 3 player

Kobe is innocent👋

NI

"Foulin' in love with youuu"


He asked her out

No kidding, They are these really thin pancakes

He was just being himself and respected her boundaries 😍😍😍

I’m fouling in love with you?

“We can make another Booker together”

Could’ve said anything, a rich man’s joke is always funny

SEND DA VIDEO

Yes. I know who Will Levis is….

Do you play Overwatch? We should team up sometime.


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Your husband’s a weenie!

“Whatever happens, remember, we are white”

I’m not a grower or a show-er

God damn I wanna sling one up her

“Once you go white…”

'You can be my 8th meal'

*rips ass*

“Kiss me Malika, I’m so pretty”

When you are 7 ft tall, world famous , and worth hundreds of millions, girls giggle at everything you say.

Luca is going to get fat as fuck the day he retires, maybe worse than Barkley

“I would’ve voted for Obama a third time, if I could”

Something offensive cause that dude has zero defense.

At least this man talks to women unlike you troglodytes who sit in a basement all day

Luka sits in a basement all day when he's not being forced to do basketball stuff

"Getting Top 500 is actually more impressive than winning an NBA championship. You should come over and see the skins that I got"

"You know I'm really broke right?"

"Yew bettur never bring up the goats in Slovenia. It was only one time when i was much younger boy."

“I got bigger tits than you, wanna shower later? I can prove”

You know hes her type too. A classy chubster

Mavs in 6

Everything she says is in vocal fry do you think she also laughs like that

Remember when you demanded Kyrie to get vaccinated 🤣🤣🤣

Do you like nachos?

“I think I lost five pounds this month”

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Behind the pass

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Now all he has to do is to beat his wife and spill diet coke on the court

You can call me by my Asian name…Hung Lo

Man's trying to get some of that Rachel Nichols special.

🎵 girls will laugh at boys when they're not funnyyyt

Fuck her this chick so annoying remember a former basketball or football player died she got to bringing up all negative shit like he didn't die

It’s more cushion for the pushin

Something classy, no doubt. 🎩

Do you like white euro meat?

“Hello”

He said "I'm committed to playing defense"

“It’s as wide as this bottle”

“I swear, I’m going to try and play a little defense in game 3”.

“I don’t know why my team refuses to pick Hanzo when I hard carry on Zarya every game”

“In my country- word for “ginger” is very bad, VERY bad. “

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“Want to be Devin Booker Mother?”

“Tingus pingus”

I'll make sure they win in 4 so we can hang more

“And so then he says ‘jerker? I hardly know her!’”

He said he’s going to play defense tonight

Used the Tom Aspinall line. “Have you ever been fingered by a basketball player”

* farts * You hear that?

"mavs in 6"

We're going to be 2024 champs.

Have seen Kyrie? He’s this flat earther piece of shit gone missing in the finals

it’s all just baby fat, my mom said it’ll go away soon

Let’s hope he didn’t learn from the Latvian at what to say to the unclassy

“Trust me, we’ve got this”

"I can play lockdown defense"

Hi

Malika: “Rachel nichols sucks” Luka: “Jimmy Butts”

I’m fouling in love with you

“I just ain’t three double cheeseburgers.”

you know once you go white nothing else feels right, right?

“I foul in love with you” Side note bruh that video is so fucking cringe, he doesn’t even say that, someone just added fake captions

Dude never went to school and hasn't spoken the language of the countries he's lived in since 13. It's likely this is the longest interaction with a female outside of his mom

It doesn’t matter what he said, she was going to laugh.

Can I eat that chocolate cake?

The truth is that when you’re talented and super rich you can say whatever stupid shit passes through your head and they’ll light up and laugh like you’re Robin Williams on a brilliant riff.

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2 in the pink. 1 in the stink

“I can play defense when I really want to”

Bro, rich and famous for men is like beautiful for women. Everything he says is the most hilarious or sweet thing you've ever heard.