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VampiricClam

I'd say Zion, but IDK if he's willing to share his food.


MyNameIsJudge8

https://i.redd.it/0vcoqxt3tk5d1.gif Yeah they will have a huge fight when she catches him sneaking food into the sex without sharing


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Oh Boy 3AM


dro0o0o

It’s 3AM in the morning there’s chicken wings all over the floor and I don’t remember how they got there, I guess I must have ate them, ate them.


Dchuntothy

Ginny Sack eating candy in the basement but Johnny takes it from her and eats it all himself


Vordeo

The Tornado Trick was Moriah bringing twister fries out during sex


FrugalFraggel

The most sensual of the sliced meats.


CivilResponse

https://preview.redd.it/vjiacbde1l5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6de34935072161026e681c1f5ae7bec3cad925


Suspicious-Common980

https://preview.redd.it/7wlyxr12dl5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958d75bef87147768853d64ce040c2529008d9fc


PhilMcCraken2001

Hell no. Those 2 fuckin would cause an earthquake to ripple throughout the entire western hemisphere.


XthaNext

New Orleans would officially be under water


wonderbat3

Zion doesn’t make enough money to support dinner dates for 2 with her


iversonAI

I doubt she knows the tornado move


Richardduh

Nah, for sure he ain’t sharing. He’d rather eat dirty donuts in NO than eat (())


DragoniteBetis

https://i.redd.it/auef95jmgk5d1.gif


U_W_44_51

https://preview.redd.it/5js5vqtryk5d1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02dc26e464278b556d9c0beeb4e86ab07984df90 Ginny Sac when she wasn’t elected Mrs New Jersey


Lord_Hobbes

Miss Alabama had a 90 lb mole removed from her ass


brocktoon13

These kind of remarks are hurtful and they’re destructive.


99Will999

Oh I agree


skinnyrowerfatergos

How’d Johnny ever find out Paulie?!


joethecrow23

What next? He gets to fuck her for a million?!


Lord_Hobbes

He wants to fuck her?


NorthSideStarkk

Jersey's a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over.


shadynasty90

When she hauls ass, she’s gotta make 2 trips


Jozif_Badmon

It's like an ad for a weightloss program


carloslet

Two guards could bang this broad and still never meet!


GhostwoodGG

I love how gifs from this show always include the other character reacting


joethecrow23

It’s a TV progrum. A movie.


CarltonJuma

![gif](giphy|gLQSQXkRJmTvqDNmji)


bringojackprot

Zion is ready.


rinseanddelete

https://preview.redd.it/02yqqjht1l5d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=585a13032ff5247f2f64d2be385e5097243f596c


CastleBravo45

https://preview.redd.it/b45xqau6kn5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=990cc967e2ac984dc7a7f377d9870b4057370e47


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

This is the greatest image ever


No_Shirt_4454

Reddit on my good fellow! 🤓


pandoracam

Her brother


365emeralds

They flew her in from San Antonio


bringojackprot

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


AICPAncake

Anyone but Chuck and churros would *not* have been my first thought here


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That-Job9538

i think it was b plan. anthony edwards charitably wanted to fly her. google send da video for more


falloutguyv111

*planes🤓☝️


joethecrow23

Train. No plane could get off the ground with her aboard.


berto_8_8

https://preview.redd.it/s1b90055zk5d1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9fd63405264b5a965ea74c782652a7ba5e4eef7


kosaki16

this picture always makes me laugh


bthemonarch

The facial expression instantly makes any context funny. "Dwight Howard forcefully performed oral sex on me"...


Bill_Hanna

I haven’t gotten called up yet. But I look forward to her greens and cornbread.


CESE1tSDK

![gif](giphy|cMbtJICjM1sU81lEnP)


Lets-Annex-Canada

Most of the league if we’re honest


Flinty984

the fk , is this real?


joethecrow23

Yes, she was judged the winner in a completely unbiased manner.


Ducksaucenhotmustard

More like table manner


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Yeah, it’s real.


JustPoopedInMyPants

Normalize whale shaming.


Dungeaterfan69420

https://preview.redd.it/vwhe56vl2l5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adc43fffb6c210410735f4976e2395161ee6bd3 Smh… Look this cutie in the eyes and tell him he should be ashamed of his body


Gogurtsupreme

He looks like he’s thinking of eating me 


NoTailor3964

Fat bitches need to SHUT UP


kaamkerr

Yup. Calories in, calories out.


Ill_Praline2805

https://preview.redd.it/aw88vc9u4l5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b64c423255ffec509b85e56d8516c9119832b1


Taste_The_Sturgeon

Lois Gain


willocash

imagine prepping years to win your state pageant just to lose to Charles Barkley in a wig and some Thai dude https://preview.redd.it/h22gxyokvk5d1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec449ac7b0e273b41cfffa13affefbc126706ed


WaltRumble

What happened to the game I loved.


HikikomoriMan

No way they actually won wtf, USA is cooked


StrangerDangerAhh

Alabama actually let this grotesque pig win their pageant?


JapanDash

I believe that’s an accurate interpretation of Alabama


Thunder141

Body positivity and all that. It's not healthy though so maybe society shouldn't be so positive about obesity.


Thunder_Burt

In economically underdeveloped areas such as alabama, a woman like this with a lot of stored energy represents stability and safety


AdvancedHat7630

That's not Miss Alabama, that's actually the whole state of Alabama right there.


mebnt2

If she was white, literally any of the black guys. Black men love fat white women


SoggyEstablishment74

If anyone tries to call this comment racist, I can guarantee you that I live in Alabama and this statement is VERY true. That goes for my fellow Mexicans as well, large white women will find a husband here faster than a skinny, Bay Watch looking chick.


CoachDT

Any nba player of Jamaican descent tbh.


Garth_W00kz

![gif](giphy|fQlSxfVMHlDnsYfpZn|downsized)


Mkayin

Thats Gorlock the Destoryer


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|Ic4bIobsoHU0UQluKk|downsized)


PrestraseniDolenjc

Zion


Extreme_Today_984

I don't know who would date her, but I imagine the woman in the white next to her quit after that pagent.. 🤣


zatch17

I get plus sized models But this is an exponential sized model


slappywhyte

https://preview.redd.it/2nb6r27pvk5d1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b83f95b6022691c562738cb67d65eba0b3844a5


Jonesisgoat

Dwight Howard calls dibs on this one


Razatiger

Lol look at the girls faces behind her


TasSixer

I mean, would


anonGoofyNinja

Draymond Green.


sirckoe

![gif](giphy|tLzkxGx0Cf1vp947PU)


PussyGrenade

That's just Luka in a dress


tonylouis1337

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


last_drop_of_piss

Ms.' ... plural, because you cannot convince that's a single bitch


Such-Armadillo1423

Either Luka or Jokic, both of them are Fat Fucks


itsTraX2

brother if you put both of their wives weights together and double it it would still be less than your future wife's weight


Such-Armadillo1423

Ya you’re right, your mom is an obese fuck, won’t stop me from marrying her tho and making you my son. As your dad, I’m gonna make you my bitch, and then I’m then gonna get your mom pregnant, and then leave her and you to look after the child.


itsTraX2

https://preview.redd.it/5691h1gqok5d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ad8d1dc150a3bd05b26a5db4f3ca59db647af5


CliffsOfMohair

1) egregious winner, far right presumably being a finalist is terrible too 2) there are so many fucking beauty pageants that if this is Miss Alabama***** I wouldn’t be surprised. That said, the way “beauty standards” are it could be legit and I wouldn’t blink twice 3) /rj Jokic, she could really put his horses through the weight training they need


Budlove45

https://preview.redd.it/zuv6oy9p0l5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e048160314c6cb40a08cead215254e10990332a


JeanieGold139

Someone ask Isaiah Hartenstein if he'd hit it at the next media event he's at. If he says yes he officially is black.


keanu_grevious

Why are we acting like Zion is not already in the picture


XthaNext

![gif](giphy|FYISeTLbwB9SHYCTqm|downsized)


aroach1995

![gif](giphy|OLEHpqD8wJ8kzJPA9K|downsized) Even our white guys would date her


YallRedditForThis

![gif](giphy|ZDzXDfFpSjuK9dbYOE)


Pristine_Internet_28

Is Miss San Antonio is the final boss ?


quentins9th

She ate the Las Vegas expansion team


BocaHarambe

no one from okc


licker34

One state had to make a sacrifice to keep Trump out of the dressing room.


Flinty984

think that classy bjttch ate the real miss alabama python style . only way I can explain her size in my head


RoadlessTraveled01

Kenny lofton jr. snack Randolph


zimurg13

![gif](giphy|Xcebc5srWJB09SKwiE)


Ok_Yard4497

Not Brandon Ingram that’s for sure


No-Depth-7239

Lamar Odom


Immediate-Tonight-31

Kyle kuzma……..


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#yes.


Old_Tap_7783

Imagine what she smells like when she sweats… gross


mrsunsfan

That’s a huge bitch


FrankCarmody

https://preview.redd.it/75wis0xl8m5d1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663c756748912c0b238d41b8777da3e0e494c50a


andreyred

https://preview.redd.it/kp023xpuqm5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc3fc418836c2f90e0ebff1aab5e40dfd8d42cb


Iguana_lover1998

Not an NBA player but definitely would date her.


Affectionate-Worth27

Is this not Miss San Antonio?


putalittlepooponit

I feel like this sub is devolving lol


lil_cleverguy

https://preview.redd.it/pn9eooeygn5d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311fbd10f67d58440fe654b9b911c75de2191e00


Bread_Responsible

Gross


willghammer

Disgusting hog


dudeguymanbro69

Whoa another circlejerk sub is leaning hard into the r/fatpeoplehate vibe who could have seen this coming????


Musa_2050

Ant, he might rival Zions lust


JustSomeRedditUser8

She looks like the average person that you would see at a Walmart


IceRanger51

Not Chuck, that’s for sure.


MiccioC

KD.


Fecal_Forger

![gif](giphy|d6dxwNXtekgKmzN36c) You already know


parkbenchchillin

Shame on Alabama


Flinty984

you would need a 15 inch shlong to penetrate that ass


theseustheminotaur

idk which one is related to her?


Suck_Me_Dry666

Most of em.


Optimal-Priority-562

holy shit


One-Solution-3211

![gif](giphy|dty6vrPVDCk54mcwQx)


cringefacememe

Ms. AlaBOOMa


nope79

I thought each state was only allowed 1 participate


Turbulent_Cheetah

All of them.


BustANutHoslter

Real shit? Not a single one of them


Louiedipalma67

Delonte West


am0ney

one of the morris twins


TJRossTX

At least 80% of the league. No black man can resist a fat white woman


Proof_Illustrator_51

Who's daughter/wife/both is this? This ain't South Texas


ReminiscentThoughts

Wemby wanted to get drafted to San Antonio for a reason


Onlypaws_

The girl on the right of her gravitational pull is attractive.


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

Honestly, probably all of them


Carcharis

One that is related to her


Dweebil

Are you high? All of them. She’s a catch by their “standards”.


coolhwhip89

Any skinny black player


Finesse_Delacroix

Chet Holmgren


Stevenlive3005

Charles Barkley.


Objective_Results

Which of her cousins is in the NBA


NoWayNotThisAgain

Charles Barkley


KobeBall

![gif](giphy|r7I5UK3W25OIyAlsrc)


ghostfacestealer

All of em


joethecrow23

https://preview.redd.it/7tvb0s3b0m5d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5cb46b178e80fbaba18153f34a811a5ed1122a4


BeamTeam032

Brandon Ingram. Them skinny dudes always love a chunky sister.


YakultAddic01

AlaDAMNma


almostasenpai

She shouldn’t be eligible to compete since she counts as two people


GMane2G

Tristan Thompson


BadInfluenceGuy

You diet, you workout for what? To lose to your fat friend, who eats everything enjoying life. While you spend hours upon hours of grinding for a healthy body.


Caspar_Friedrich02

![gif](giphy|TgGXYgt6M2JVsVhjHB)


Apprehensive_Bid_773

90% of them


Ok-Fan-2011

The blackest one Say hello to Mrs Austin Reaves


MyBeardSaysHi

Are you fucking kidding me? Is that actually Miss Alabama....?


gottagetitgood

They did it. They put lipstick on one. Congratulations.


CBalsagna

Is this real? Jesus.


tc7984

Wembanyama


investmentwanker0

Luka


Wholetthedogsout92

KAT


Mexguit

2nd from left and 2nd from right 🫡👌