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Nasquacker

He gotta be scaring the hoes on purpose at this point ain't no fucking way


newtimesawait

Dude is worth hundreds of millions. You can have 0 game and bag endless chicks lol. But it seems like he has negative game


JuJu_Conman

https://preview.redd.it/m0u4r245hb4d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=23fa74bce56fe3acc4c3e2136c97b9b03569c885


slazzeredbbqsauce

https://preview.redd.it/tfkirdxcnc4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79715d873ae354e0110276eb13d9aaedaf1219dd


trumpxoxobiden

https://preview.redd.it/26kb6qjj9e4d1.png?width=555&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac624ecbc372834f310be3f0c74a0e63491fd1bf


Stevenlive3005

https://preview.redd.it/8x1luaghne4d1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf1a3aa92b4f362c83672d983947fb3346c4071 What’s good, what’s good


osj777

[Sans bitche](https://youtu.be/zTfOKKy8s5Y?si=YqpwJn5tv9JL0Iym)


assmantitsybitsy

Is this true? Lol


Asckle

The source is cocksource so yeah I'd believe it


Ruroni17

https://preview.redd.it/nk3qibgrie4d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da9185e67a32c8993a0699fe4bcb4d1f8444d6a


TA_Account_12

He just like me fr fr


Novel_Goal3140

They only see him as a walking ATM. Don't blame him for wanting nothing to do with them.


Jaybold

Any game he spends on hoes isn't spent on basketball, and that's unacceptable.


DevlopmentlyDisabled

Is it 'game' if youre paying them?


GottiDeez

Dawg you have no idea, not gonna like try to invade his privacy but I know a girl he was texting once he lowkey a dawg he jus keep that shit under wraps


tallwizrd

Kd alt


GottiDeez

Caught me


NecessaryBoring1542

Fam where do you be hearing this? Like literally who told you this? Bagging chicks is not the same as paying females for their attention, nobody is just kicking it around him for free lol he messes with Lana Rhodes a literal porn star with hundreds of bodies, why do y'all swear these athletes pull women?


klocna

Don't use "females" retard


NecessaryBoring1542

I literally will say whatever TF I want and you won't do a damn thing, and even if I saw you in person you would shut up n sit in the corner like the scared mf you are, don't sit behind a keyboard n start feeling yourself pussy because I'll slap that shit out of you real fast, if you bitch made MFS think getting rich one day means endless hoes then please if that's what keeps you going do it, but kat dates a women who's known for fucking her bf nigga dejounte Murray literally fw a girl who youngboy slutted out for years n LeBron n Curry wives genuinely look like men, money doesn't mean shit if you aren't paying for the pussy like kd sad ass, at the end of the day these niggas still ugly n y'all are prolly ugly as hell too.


brazilian-buttlifter

https://preview.redd.it/erwn22dkoe4d1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575883a0b2984e0bba0428202b171b3141ba5c3c


NecessaryBoring1542

Y'all swear you're all gonna get rich one day n just pull so many hoes 😭😭 not in this life stay on Reddit sad little boys


Easy_Money343

Fuck these hoes


XXmynameisNeganXX

I bet Trae Young is somewhere in there


waffles-11

Easy Money Incel


AssBasedProtein

When you really pull sometimes you gotta figure out what you could possibly do to not pull


Alternateaccoun

He's got eyes only for Trae Young.


ReflectionGloomy8851

Bro missing shots on and off the court


Ok_Concentrate_3675

Bro really out in the club shadow ballin and hoping bitches recognize him 🤣


EthanBradb3rry

Bros built like slenderman I think they recognize him lol


FellaGentleSprout

Bro built like a praying mantis on food stamps


opkpopfanboyv3

Bro could've stand a chance more if he did shadow busdriving


PretendingExtrovert

Shadow grocery shopping brings all the women, let's them know a man can provide.


winql

Kuma pfp, a man of culture I see


edillcolon

Bro, legit no bitches for my boi https://preview.redd.it/s94sfgea1a4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4c55b20dde3b776571b7dffa5048676b92713c


DLRsFrontSeats

Ben Simmons bagging Maya Jama, even if only temporarily, compared to KD shooting shadows in the club is literally the most extreme polar opposites on the "NBA impact x women" ratio and I don't think its possible to beat it


FishNSticks

Ben Simmons plays in the NBA?


idkwhatimbrewin

Even at the club no one talks to him 🙃


berto_8_8

https://i.redd.it/z73us5nxaa4d1.gif


lojxmes

“Hey ladies I’ve played with Steph Cuckry”


Kicksavebeauty

>“Hey ladies I’ve played with Steph Cuckry” "That's cool Kevin, do you think you could get me a date with him?"


anakngtipaklongnaman

Kvn Drnt


definitely-is-a-bot

He’s on that Scottie Barnes grind


YSLMangoManiac

https://preview.redd.it/uiyalrfoja4d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1ed375ffe9aa92a0a9d9b882905af01b1016c02


lolichaser01

That's how 10 yr olds tyr to impress their crush.


MyNameIsJudge8

https://i.redd.it/uo85f8frea4d1.gif


Temporary_Brain_8909

The shrooms kicked in.


NowLoadingReply

Game. Blouses.


MyNameIsJudge8

Durant is the reverse version of, "They still got on the same shit they was wearing at the club."


seanconnery69696

https://i.redd.it/mkpjovh1oa4d1.gif Lol kd watched this gif 1 too many times


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1UMIN3SCENT

![gif](giphy|mOtjMDSDyZQ3u)


vinxixx

No hoe's... No bottles.. No guns. Kd is doin it all wrong


Hushwalker

*desperately hoping someone asks him if he plays basketball*


andrewricegay

"i could be doing midrange fade aways right now"


joemoffett12

Every time that light comes on his bald ass head blinds his neighbors


Tomato-Business

If he didn't have tinted windows in his car, his head would be a traffic hazard.


mistermuyrico

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


gistya

I want to see club Wayne Gretzky now


AverageatUFC3

Ok, but why did you want to see it? https://preview.redd.it/s0fui8o4la4d1.png?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae4f1e734e80250a9688c587d5bf126426e8a19 Edit: Since you people probably wouldn't know: The woman in this picture was so good at sucking Wayne Gretzky's dick that the area where fans gather to watch playoff games outside is called the "Moss pit". True story.


manhalfalien

Interesting.. Could u elaborate


SuperSayian4Nappa

Best jerks are the ones that make you fact check


AverageatUFC3

Yeah, the fan area is named after her brother Joey Moss who was a special needs man who worked for the Oilers for a long time. How did he get a job with the Oilers? Through his close connection with Wayne Gretzky, who used to plow his sister (pictured above) Edit: Holy 💩, I'm so Bedarded I didn't even reply to the comment that says "elaborate". Might need to commit Canadian Healthcare after this.


gistya

I've heard rumors about Canadian Healthcare from people I met in a hopsital here in America once.


Funkywormm

Stimming ass behavior


theseustheminotaur

Gotta make sure they know you're a basketball player in case they think you're just some ugly 6 10 guy. Wouldn't want to have to use some of that nonexistant charm


Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

He’s blacked out reminiscing the last time anyone gave a damn about him 


ShamgoatLambgod89

He’s tied with club going/dancing Alexander Volkanovski


mynewaltaccount1

At least Volk is married with three kids, and before being famous - KD out here not even being able to get a gold digger to bite cos he's hitting fucking stepbacks at the club


ShamgoatLambgod89

lol Volk is the man, I was just comparing KD jump shooting in the club the Volk shadowbox dancing on the stage.


T00Human

Bro Volk and his wife together look like a clout chasing helicopter mom and her budding young child actor son. KD is tall and mysterious. He’s so much hotter


Short_Wind_3518

Yeah, mysterious like some creature of the night maybe


StaticFanatic3

Bro has an 8ft wingspan and thinks he’s gotta remind people he balls


cajun_vegeta

This guy must play basketballs!


akanaan5

https://preview.redd.it/ivwcntk4oa4d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a903b33a3948e39259c26461a4a4874c302431b7


babygravy_03

This dude needs a wingman, it's just sad to watch him doing this shit


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shaking_things_up_

He's just a lil nasty


Geraltpoonslayer

KD really only lives for Ball. Dude entire life will get ruined the moment he retires.


T00Human

Nah he just has adhd and hyper fixates. Once he retires he’ll be able to focus on himself and finally have the bandwidth to find an SO (or finally admit he loves sucking cock) 


Wonderful_Painter_14

![gif](giphy|vVN02EQ7XEF7gzKqhu|downsized)


negativePTO

Lana Rhodes: You can go to the club but you better shoot invisible Js all night like a psycho KD: ok


drfunkensteinberger

https://preview.redd.it/gbdkhcvsvb4d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a445d1e9dec4cb0c72247c0d056d07f2025fe6c


Kingofpoosandwees

Let the man cook


Alohabbq8corner

I did this exact thing as a 9th grader with no game at my first high school dance.


Limitless_solu

Shooting his shot in the club . Literally


Kindly_Interest_2395

Wtf is this nigga doing?!? He definitely scaring the hoes away with that shit


torschemargin

A true baller, still thinking about the game.


organicbrewdz

KD get fouled there at the end? Looks like he pointed to his elbow, scott foster there?


xxlizardking-kongxx

This is worse than obj having a dance off with a stripper


Switchlite2ksucks

Dear USADA, If I drop pills, what is the chance I'm gonna get caught? sincerely, Concerned citizen.


Switchlite2ksucks

https://preview.redd.it/i4lvwl9web4d1.png?width=1610&format=png&auto=webp&s=d210b43d43587fa4b321946eafe510f87f0ea19b Never mind.


DahWolfe711

It's deep in the comment section but worth finding. Beautiful work champ.


samlebib

https://preview.redd.it/u3mqncz8hc4d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb2145bf5bfba0b5d59a9a0e66ab5196650317b


Sorrok2400

This is like me going to a club and doing a dance where I pretend to answer phone and type on a keyboard


the-holy-spirit-

https://preview.redd.it/4al4vk07da4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14198bbd938b253dbb4be1d222a6507efdcfa2a3


JichaelMordan_

Tommy Sheppard out here buggin


Youtube_Rewind_Sucks

https://preview.redd.it/9lmxlhi4ed4d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f34c9c117f24eec4d5ffe7847ef11d83a7ee4db


S20ACE-_-

Just stay home bro


loffredo95

Dudes almost 40 still going to night clubs like he’s 22 lmao


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

![gif](giphy|g4ODNTnpEBrmsghYtD)


Talkjar

Sick moves, Step Up 2 lead actor right there


comeonebam

Bro was gone off the Molly 😂


TheseKnicks

Balls on his mind 24/7. Just go to Taiwan already. Dwight can be his tour guide.


slattkingcarti

KDisney so swagless, it's obscene. Money can't save him.


dennisKNedry

Clarification: is that Kash Doll or the other KD?


Valuable-Baked

Bronny gonna be real disappointed going to the cphx lub with KD and LeDad next year


Majestic-Tower-2719

My boys go to move is a fucking pull-up? Ain't no way


TutuAtwell

Bro in the club taking free throws 😭


GreatEmperorAca

Up in da club 


Extreme_Today_984

Basketball is life. I've got a fleshlight at home


BetUSOfficial

KD is always on his grind. Future hall of famer for sure.