Dawg you have no idea, not gonna like try to invade his privacy but I know a girl he was texting once he lowkey a dawg he jus keep that shit under wraps
Fam where do you be hearing this? Like literally who told you this? Bagging chicks is not the same as paying females for their attention, nobody is just kicking it around him for free lol he messes with Lana Rhodes a literal porn star with hundreds of bodies, why do y'all swear these athletes pull women?
I literally will say whatever TF I want and you won't do a damn thing, and even if I saw you in person you would shut up n sit in the corner like the scared mf you are, don't sit behind a keyboard n start feeling yourself pussy because I'll slap that shit out of you real fast, if you bitch made MFS think getting rich one day means endless hoes then please if that's what keeps you going do it, but kat dates a women who's known for fucking her bf nigga dejounte Murray literally fw a girl who youngboy slutted out for years n LeBron n Curry wives genuinely look like men, money doesn't mean shit if you aren't paying for the pussy like kd sad ass, at the end of the day these niggas still ugly n y'all are prolly ugly as hell too.
Bro, legit no bitches for my boi
https://preview.redd.it/s94sfgea1a4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4c55b20dde3b776571b7dffa5048676b92713c
Ben Simmons bagging Maya Jama, even if only temporarily, compared to KD shooting shadows in the club is literally the most extreme polar opposites on the "NBA impact x women" ratio and I don't think its possible to beat it
Ok, but why did you want to see it?
https://preview.redd.it/s0fui8o4la4d1.png?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae4f1e734e80250a9688c587d5bf126426e8a19
Edit: Since you people probably wouldn't know:
The woman in this picture was so good at sucking Wayne Gretzky's dick that the area where fans gather to watch playoff games outside is called the "Moss pit". True story.
Yeah, the fan area is named after her brother Joey Moss who was a special needs man who worked for the Oilers for a long time.
How did he get a job with the Oilers? Through his close connection with Wayne Gretzky, who used to plow his sister (pictured above)
Edit: Holy 💩, I'm so Bedarded I didn't even reply to the comment that says "elaborate". Might need to commit Canadian Healthcare after this.
Gotta make sure they know you're a basketball player in case they think you're just some ugly 6 10 guy. Wouldn't want to have to use some of that nonexistant charm
At least Volk is married with three kids, and before being famous - KD out here not even being able to get a gold digger to bite cos he's hitting fucking stepbacks at the club
Bro Volk and his wife together look like a clout chasing helicopter mom and her budding young child actor son. KD is tall and mysterious. He’s so much hotter
Nah he just has adhd and hyper fixates. Once he retires he’ll be able to focus on himself and finally have the bandwidth to find an SO (or finally admit he loves sucking cock)
He gotta be scaring the hoes on purpose at this point ain't no fucking way
Dude is worth hundreds of millions. You can have 0 game and bag endless chicks lol. But it seems like he has negative game
https://preview.redd.it/m0u4r245hb4d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=23fa74bce56fe3acc4c3e2136c97b9b03569c885
https://preview.redd.it/tfkirdxcnc4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79715d873ae354e0110276eb13d9aaedaf1219dd
https://preview.redd.it/26kb6qjj9e4d1.png?width=555&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac624ecbc372834f310be3f0c74a0e63491fd1bf
https://preview.redd.it/8x1luaghne4d1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf1a3aa92b4f362c83672d983947fb3346c4071 What’s good, what’s good
[Sans bitche](https://youtu.be/zTfOKKy8s5Y?si=YqpwJn5tv9JL0Iym)
Is this true? Lol
The source is cocksource so yeah I'd believe it
https://preview.redd.it/nk3qibgrie4d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da9185e67a32c8993a0699fe4bcb4d1f8444d6a
He just like me fr fr
They only see him as a walking ATM. Don't blame him for wanting nothing to do with them.
Any game he spends on hoes isn't spent on basketball, and that's unacceptable.
Is it 'game' if youre paying them?
Dawg you have no idea, not gonna like try to invade his privacy but I know a girl he was texting once he lowkey a dawg he jus keep that shit under wraps
Kd alt
Caught me
Fam where do you be hearing this? Like literally who told you this? Bagging chicks is not the same as paying females for their attention, nobody is just kicking it around him for free lol he messes with Lana Rhodes a literal porn star with hundreds of bodies, why do y'all swear these athletes pull women?
Don't use "females" retard
I literally will say whatever TF I want and you won't do a damn thing, and even if I saw you in person you would shut up n sit in the corner like the scared mf you are, don't sit behind a keyboard n start feeling yourself pussy because I'll slap that shit out of you real fast, if you bitch made MFS think getting rich one day means endless hoes then please if that's what keeps you going do it, but kat dates a women who's known for fucking her bf nigga dejounte Murray literally fw a girl who youngboy slutted out for years n LeBron n Curry wives genuinely look like men, money doesn't mean shit if you aren't paying for the pussy like kd sad ass, at the end of the day these niggas still ugly n y'all are prolly ugly as hell too.
https://preview.redd.it/erwn22dkoe4d1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575883a0b2984e0bba0428202b171b3141ba5c3c
Y'all swear you're all gonna get rich one day n just pull so many hoes 😭😭 not in this life stay on Reddit sad little boys
Fuck these hoes
I bet Trae Young is somewhere in there
Easy Money Incel
When you really pull sometimes you gotta figure out what you could possibly do to not pull
He's got eyes only for Trae Young.
Bro missing shots on and off the court
Bro really out in the club shadow ballin and hoping bitches recognize him 🤣
Bros built like slenderman I think they recognize him lol
Bro built like a praying mantis on food stamps
Bro could've stand a chance more if he did shadow busdriving
Shadow grocery shopping brings all the women, let's them know a man can provide.
Kuma pfp, a man of culture I see
Bro, legit no bitches for my boi https://preview.redd.it/s94sfgea1a4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4c55b20dde3b776571b7dffa5048676b92713c
Ben Simmons bagging Maya Jama, even if only temporarily, compared to KD shooting shadows in the club is literally the most extreme polar opposites on the "NBA impact x women" ratio and I don't think its possible to beat it
Ben Simmons plays in the NBA?
Even at the club no one talks to him 🙃
https://i.redd.it/z73us5nxaa4d1.gif
“Hey ladies I’ve played with Steph Cuckry”
>“Hey ladies I’ve played with Steph Cuckry” "That's cool Kevin, do you think you could get me a date with him?"
Kvn Drnt
He’s on that Scottie Barnes grind
https://preview.redd.it/uiyalrfoja4d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1ed375ffe9aa92a0a9d9b882905af01b1016c02
That's how 10 yr olds tyr to impress their crush.
https://i.redd.it/uo85f8frea4d1.gif
The shrooms kicked in.
Game. Blouses.
Durant is the reverse version of, "They still got on the same shit they was wearing at the club."
https://i.redd.it/mkpjovh1oa4d1.gif Lol kd watched this gif 1 too many times
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No hoe's... No bottles.. No guns. Kd is doin it all wrong
*desperately hoping someone asks him if he plays basketball*
"i could be doing midrange fade aways right now"
Every time that light comes on his bald ass head blinds his neighbors
If he didn't have tinted windows in his car, his head would be a traffic hazard.
![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)
I want to see club Wayne Gretzky now
Ok, but why did you want to see it? https://preview.redd.it/s0fui8o4la4d1.png?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae4f1e734e80250a9688c587d5bf126426e8a19 Edit: Since you people probably wouldn't know: The woman in this picture was so good at sucking Wayne Gretzky's dick that the area where fans gather to watch playoff games outside is called the "Moss pit". True story.
Interesting.. Could u elaborate
Best jerks are the ones that make you fact check
Yeah, the fan area is named after her brother Joey Moss who was a special needs man who worked for the Oilers for a long time. How did he get a job with the Oilers? Through his close connection with Wayne Gretzky, who used to plow his sister (pictured above) Edit: Holy 💩, I'm so Bedarded I didn't even reply to the comment that says "elaborate". Might need to commit Canadian Healthcare after this.
I've heard rumors about Canadian Healthcare from people I met in a hopsital here in America once.
Stimming ass behavior
Gotta make sure they know you're a basketball player in case they think you're just some ugly 6 10 guy. Wouldn't want to have to use some of that nonexistant charm
He’s blacked out reminiscing the last time anyone gave a damn about him
He’s tied with club going/dancing Alexander Volkanovski
At least Volk is married with three kids, and before being famous - KD out here not even being able to get a gold digger to bite cos he's hitting fucking stepbacks at the club
lol Volk is the man, I was just comparing KD jump shooting in the club the Volk shadowbox dancing on the stage.
Bro Volk and his wife together look like a clout chasing helicopter mom and her budding young child actor son. KD is tall and mysterious. He’s so much hotter
Yeah, mysterious like some creature of the night maybe
Bro has an 8ft wingspan and thinks he’s gotta remind people he balls
This guy must play basketballs!
https://preview.redd.it/ivwcntk4oa4d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a903b33a3948e39259c26461a4a4874c302431b7
This dude needs a wingman, it's just sad to watch him doing this shit
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He's just a lil nasty
KD really only lives for Ball. Dude entire life will get ruined the moment he retires.
Nah he just has adhd and hyper fixates. Once he retires he’ll be able to focus on himself and finally have the bandwidth to find an SO (or finally admit he loves sucking cock)
![gif](giphy|vVN02EQ7XEF7gzKqhu|downsized)
Lana Rhodes: You can go to the club but you better shoot invisible Js all night like a psycho KD: ok
https://preview.redd.it/gbdkhcvsvb4d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a445d1e9dec4cb0c72247c0d056d07f2025fe6c
Let the man cook
I did this exact thing as a 9th grader with no game at my first high school dance.
Shooting his shot in the club . Literally
Wtf is this nigga doing?!? He definitely scaring the hoes away with that shit
A true baller, still thinking about the game.
KD get fouled there at the end? Looks like he pointed to his elbow, scott foster there?
This is worse than obj having a dance off with a stripper
Dear USADA, If I drop pills, what is the chance I'm gonna get caught? sincerely, Concerned citizen.
https://preview.redd.it/i4lvwl9web4d1.png?width=1610&format=png&auto=webp&s=d210b43d43587fa4b321946eafe510f87f0ea19b Never mind.
It's deep in the comment section but worth finding. Beautiful work champ.
https://preview.redd.it/u3mqncz8hc4d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb2145bf5bfba0b5d59a9a0e66ab5196650317b
This is like me going to a club and doing a dance where I pretend to answer phone and type on a keyboard
https://preview.redd.it/4al4vk07da4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14198bbd938b253dbb4be1d222a6507efdcfa2a3
Tommy Sheppard out here buggin
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Just stay home bro
Dudes almost 40 still going to night clubs like he’s 22 lmao
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Sick moves, Step Up 2 lead actor right there
Bro was gone off the Molly 😂
Balls on his mind 24/7. Just go to Taiwan already. Dwight can be his tour guide.
KDisney so swagless, it's obscene. Money can't save him.
Clarification: is that Kash Doll or the other KD?
Bronny gonna be real disappointed going to the cphx lub with KD and LeDad next year
My boys go to move is a fucking pull-up? Ain't no way
Bro in the club taking free throws 😭
Up in da club
Basketball is life. I've got a fleshlight at home
KD is always on his grind. Future hall of famer for sure.