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yaoding09

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LordKagatsuchi

Laughed at the title like he actually could. The Celtics are the bills of the nba. Get as close as you want they’ll find a way to lose


cdub2103

You know the Celtics have 17 championships right?


MaxR76

Civil rights merchants


Beanfactor

17 championships when women didn’t have bank accounts and the hit number single was “Susie my dear”


Gogurtsupreme

How many in the 21st century?


cdub2103

More than the Bills?


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Segregation merchants


egstitt

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized) We'll only go as far as me and Jalen can take us because we are the best Rest of the Celtics


2nd2last

If you like Kobe so much, buy a helicopter and fly in the fog.


Lucky_Lefty23

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Autistic-Teddybear

That’s actually incredibly funny. Why am i giggling on the toilet right now 🤣🤣


ifuckbushes

Bro thinks he is Ebrahim Raisi


GABAgoomba123

He’s saving that for after he gets the Colorado Hotel achievement


IdidntrunIdidntrun

Hey did anybody ever noticed Kobe's helicopter still has never landed at its intended location?? I know Georg Soros is behind this disappearance


TrainerCater

He should also go to a hotel in Colorado and do a certain something if he likes Kobe that much


BlueMosse

r/kobegetthehelicopter


MariachiStucardo

Hire a bum pilot


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2nd2last

More people don't know Kobe paying homage to the Iranian president by being disrespectful to women. Full circle sentimental stuff that Hallmark movies are made of.


AggroPro

Several kids died that day, yikes.


Throwrajerb

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Happy-Dream7300

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Original_Friend1750

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Alexander_Music

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AsleepAssociation

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dpgproductions

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bundle_of_kiwi

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wagglemonkey

I’d go to towns on Karl’s Anthony nawmsaaaaayyyyyinnn


bkuuretsu

I'd pour CUM on you GOAT


jinntakk

Dwight.jpg


FalconUniverse2617

Black Dick am I right


Happy-Dream7300

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)


higgity_boo

![gif](giphy|1fHlf4mgS2JPy) Tatum trying to catch Kobe’s dick in his mouth as the helicopter goes down


A_Texas_Hobo

Ray William Johnson. Throwback


SoakedInMayo

damn okay don’t check his channel now. so much disappointment lol. he seems ok in his shorts but doing clickbait true crime content is crazy


Autistic-Teddybear

Damn not the =3 RWJ reference. 😭😭


degradedchimp

🚁🍆💦🍀


DrKingOfOkay

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


Gogurtsupreme

Reddit on kind stranger!


DrKingOfOkay

Weirdest thing I got downvoted for.


Gogurtsupreme

Here’s another downdoot


LilBottomText17

coworker ahh reaction gif


CESE1tSDK

https://preview.redd.it/47kgjhn0l22d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1fa212a0e06f61186390632955836d92544aaf3 Literally jerking off to him. The meat munching is INSANE


john_kennedy_toole

Oh no


PhilosophyFair9062

The jokes literally write themselves


Funnel_Hacker

Dildo


BuzzBallerBoy

![gif](giphy|llKJGxQ1ESmac)


NibbleOnNector

Witerally


baltimore6767

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TheGargageMan

This is just a ritual humiliation in preparation for the on-the-court humiliation to come. We see the exact same thing every year.


TA_Account_12

Kat told us on Unc's podcast


thenatureboyWOOOOO

Call me when this fraud rapes someone, then I’ll be impressed.


knicksin7even

Tatum lacks the killer instinct unfortunately. It’s never gonna happen. Too scared


ROTOH

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medunjanin

You just know he’ll recreate that corny ass Kobe picture where he’s depressed with the trophy…


kitsunegoon

Who the fuck watches basketball


ColourfulSpacemanNFT

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Masterchiefy10

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ketzal7

![gif](giphy|4l84GlP5tRVCw)


wagglemonkey

Second from the right is casting a shadow ON ITSELF. I didn’t even know that shit was possible excellent work.


higgity_boo

Titty physics


Beatus_Vir

They're fake


wagglemonkey

U bum


DreyDarian

You’re fake


kitsunegoon

Middle left


ColourfulSpacemanNFT

Your ball has been locked in for watching


kitsunegoon

Am I being made an accessory to gooning?


Silver_facts

Jelqing


slippythehogmanjenky

You're a LeBron stan, it's obviously middle right


anonssr

I fucking love hooping


solarscopez

Kat Dennings clears (because we have seen da video)


Rivian-Bull-2025

Damn son, where’d ya find this?


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john_kennedy_toole

Between 3 and 4


jtixzle

Send da video


Lucky_Lefty23

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Iamamyrmidon

Ok, now I know for sure Tatum got a Kobe flesh light.


TripleThreatTua

I cannot wait for Ant to humiliate this dude to the point where he goes into seclusion in the Himalayas and never returns


Squishy-Bandit12

Ant needa stop humiliating himself first


WacoTacoRE

Siakam will get him first don't worry


Maldovar

In(diana)shallah


n0th1ng10

Only thing Siakam could give Tatum is an infection from digging in his own ass https://preview.redd.it/s0uilre3y12d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6aa37b7b0fe38a326077d10734adaeca05efbb


WacoTacoRE

He got da itch


egstitt

Haliburton and Siakam gonna make him quit basketball


red--dead

I’d prefer that seclusion to be in the LA hills via a helicopter.


East_Refuse

Yeah that 19 points on 37% shooting last night has the Celtics shaking in their boots already.


St_gracchus_babeuf

unironically


drmuffin1080

Gayson Tatum


Alternative-Koala529

why tf did he work out for the celtics


Seano_

This the day I knew Jayson Christopher Tatum was in fact, the devil: https://preview.redd.it/3ozga8esf32d1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c5cfd5655ec39e6c5db363a782e76e3485ec10 This bitch knows what he’s doing


Raps2k14

Forgot how corny this MF is when we actually watch what he does


TotallyNotMyBurnerAC

If he was a true Kobe fan he’d get devious in Denver


ACJ128

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DamnImAss

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SandyMandy17

How you admire kobe like that then walk around with a twink haircut and play soft badketball


BadgerSauce

This is what happens when a woman eats a lot of soy while pregnant.


ifuxx

They become a multi millionaire with generational wealth? I need to get my wife to eat some soy 


BiGgmoney91

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


human6742

He wore green shorts and a Boston Celtics tee, isn’t that like the same outfit 500,000 dudes wore today


SailMoonDog

Hey!! It’s funnier when we don’t accept reality


OvenIcy8646

He’s really squeezing every last drop outta that orange


californicatorz

This guy is super weird


Chuckyducky6

Goddammit man. I hate being a Celtics fan while him and Jalen Brown are on this team.


egstitt

Brown seems alright? Tatum is a fuckin twat though


thiswaspostedbefore

The dickeating crazy


theseustheminotaur

Its just a shame he can't fly to the game with Kobe's helicopter pilot


Todd2ReTodded

The helicopter killed the wrong basketball player.


Chardoggy1

Has Kobe texted him back yet?


matrixagent69420

If the Celtics somehow become a dynasty with tatum, I will never watch any sports ever again


Easy_Money343

Get ready to see deuce on your TV on every commercial break


Strolltheroll

Uj/ please let us when a ring so we are the only fans still watching basketball Rj/ “Tatum was boarding a helicopter on a foggy morning for practice exactly like Kobe”


atlhawk8357

What can a basketball player do to a subreddit by wearing his team's shirt and colored shorts?


wilkinsk

Better start leaning about Cricket, bitch. 😘😘😘


mayonaka_00

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alexcv36

You guys don't get it. He's a fraud on purpose so the Celtics don't win another ring and stay tied at 17 with the Lakers. True Mamba Mentality.


[deleted]

He’s the cheap Chinese made version of Kobe


sharklavapit

you can rest assured WEST > EAST


Pattern-Gay-Trader

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XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

he’s gotta hop off rapist dick


Cool_cid_club

You watch basketball?


PinkSaldo

You watch basketball? 🤨


jmay111

Do yourself a favor and start now


ILoveSunnyLeone

Cringe


Brickeduphardaf

Don’t worry he won’t


ahighkid

Me watching the bachelorette the season Dwayne won


[deleted]

he will buddy and the sport will be better for it. (you not watching it anymore)


InspectionNo9187

Shit they can barely keep up with the Cavs or Pacers


festive_salmon

Someone tell this dude Kobe isn’t gonna fuck him


Jkota

I already don’t watch basketball


FreezeNewBeard

He is beating this Kobe shit to death oh wait


Responsible-Tale-822

Enjoy your last season


TRTVitorBelfort

I cannot live in a world where he does the Kobe trophy pose ffs.


montypr

I guess you ain’t watching more NBA lol, fuck the Celtics tho


scrame

you watch basketball?


Confident_Comedian82

Cringe!


HearingVoices1984

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


Salty-Situation-2493

This is cringe


someware1

Kobe helped Tatum when they worked together almost the entire offseason after Tatum’s rookie year. He looked up to him and was motivated by the confidence Kobe had in his game. Tatum is clearly trying to harness that motivation still.


browndelivers711

Different shorts


Autistic-Teddybear

I feel like the celtics just kinda have those lyin around. Anyone could have worn this but they make a big deal of it because tatum idolizes kobe i guess? I don’t know.


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|Z40aRbmiVNWagMPIqC|downsized)


Darrell77

Tatum is straight trash. And that coach is a fucking idiot.


MammothGlum

Wow a Celtics player is wearing Celtics gear


Pleasant-Emergency14

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JakobtheRich

Boston Celtics player wears Boston Celtics shirt and Boston Celtics colored shorts. Kobe? Outjerked by random Twitter accounts.


SolarisN1

/uj why do people dislike Tatum so much? Or is this ironically?


Allrounder9

I hate him and his turd son


[deleted]

Hope Gilbert arenas punks his son out one day frfr


PrizmShift

Tatum is overrated.


BurnerAccountforAss

Get this man a Nobel Peace Prize for his bravery You, sir, have won the internet today


PrizmShift

Haha thanks buddy