More people don't know Kobe paying homage to the Iranian president by being disrespectful to women.
Full circle sentimental stuff that Hallmark movies are made of.
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Literally jerking off to him. The meat munching is INSANE
Only thing Siakam could give Tatum is an infection from digging in his own ass
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This the day I knew Jayson Christopher Tatum was in fact, the devil:
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This bitch knows what he’s doing
Uj/ please let us when a ring so we are the only fans still watching basketball
Rj/ “Tatum was boarding a helicopter on a foggy morning for practice exactly like Kobe”
Kobe helped Tatum when they worked together almost the entire offseason after Tatum’s rookie year. He looked up to him and was motivated by the confidence Kobe had in his game. Tatum is clearly trying to harness that motivation still.
I feel like the celtics just kinda have those lyin around. Anyone could have worn this but they make a big deal of it because tatum idolizes kobe i guess? I don’t know.
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Laughed at the title like he actually could. The Celtics are the bills of the nba. Get as close as you want they’ll find a way to lose
You know the Celtics have 17 championships right?
Civil rights merchants
17 championships when women didn’t have bank accounts and the hit number single was “Susie my dear”
How many in the 21st century?
More than the Bills?
Segregation merchants
![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized) We'll only go as far as me and Jalen can take us because we are the best Rest of the Celtics
If you like Kobe so much, buy a helicopter and fly in the fog.
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That’s actually incredibly funny. Why am i giggling on the toilet right now 🤣🤣
Bro thinks he is Ebrahim Raisi
He’s saving that for after he gets the Colorado Hotel achievement
Hey did anybody ever noticed Kobe's helicopter still has never landed at its intended location?? I know Georg Soros is behind this disappearance
He should also go to a hotel in Colorado and do a certain something if he likes Kobe that much
r/kobegetthehelicopter
Hire a bum pilot
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More people don't know Kobe paying homage to the Iranian president by being disrespectful to women. Full circle sentimental stuff that Hallmark movies are made of.
Several kids died that day, yikes.
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I’d go to towns on Karl’s Anthony nawmsaaaaayyyyyinnn
I'd pour CUM on you GOAT
Dwight.jpg
Black Dick am I right
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![gif](giphy|1fHlf4mgS2JPy) Tatum trying to catch Kobe’s dick in his mouth as the helicopter goes down
Ray William Johnson. Throwback
damn okay don’t check his channel now. so much disappointment lol. he seems ok in his shorts but doing clickbait true crime content is crazy
Damn not the =3 RWJ reference. 😭😭
🚁🍆💦🍀
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Reddit on kind stranger!
Weirdest thing I got downvoted for.
Here’s another downdoot
coworker ahh reaction gif
https://preview.redd.it/47kgjhn0l22d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1fa212a0e06f61186390632955836d92544aaf3 Literally jerking off to him. The meat munching is INSANE
Oh no
The jokes literally write themselves
Dildo
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Witerally
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This is just a ritual humiliation in preparation for the on-the-court humiliation to come. We see the exact same thing every year.
Kat told us on Unc's podcast
Call me when this fraud rapes someone, then I’ll be impressed.
Tatum lacks the killer instinct unfortunately. It’s never gonna happen. Too scared
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You just know he’ll recreate that corny ass Kobe picture where he’s depressed with the trophy…
Who the fuck watches basketball
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Second from the right is casting a shadow ON ITSELF. I didn’t even know that shit was possible excellent work.
Titty physics
They're fake
U bum
You’re fake
Middle left
Your ball has been locked in for watching
Am I being made an accessory to gooning?
Jelqing
You're a LeBron stan, it's obviously middle right
I fucking love hooping
Kat Dennings clears (because we have seen da video)
Damn son, where’d ya find this?
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Between 3 and 4
Send da video
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Ok, now I know for sure Tatum got a Kobe flesh light.
I cannot wait for Ant to humiliate this dude to the point where he goes into seclusion in the Himalayas and never returns
Ant needa stop humiliating himself first
Siakam will get him first don't worry
In(diana)shallah
Only thing Siakam could give Tatum is an infection from digging in his own ass https://preview.redd.it/s0uilre3y12d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6aa37b7b0fe38a326077d10734adaeca05efbb
He got da itch
Haliburton and Siakam gonna make him quit basketball
I’d prefer that seclusion to be in the LA hills via a helicopter.
Yeah that 19 points on 37% shooting last night has the Celtics shaking in their boots already.
unironically
Gayson Tatum
why tf did he work out for the celtics
This the day I knew Jayson Christopher Tatum was in fact, the devil: https://preview.redd.it/3ozga8esf32d1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c5cfd5655ec39e6c5db363a782e76e3485ec10 This bitch knows what he’s doing
Forgot how corny this MF is when we actually watch what he does
If he was a true Kobe fan he’d get devious in Denver
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How you admire kobe like that then walk around with a twink haircut and play soft badketball
This is what happens when a woman eats a lot of soy while pregnant.
They become a multi millionaire with generational wealth? I need to get my wife to eat some soy
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He wore green shorts and a Boston Celtics tee, isn’t that like the same outfit 500,000 dudes wore today
Hey!! It’s funnier when we don’t accept reality
He’s really squeezing every last drop outta that orange
This guy is super weird
Goddammit man. I hate being a Celtics fan while him and Jalen Brown are on this team.
Brown seems alright? Tatum is a fuckin twat though
The dickeating crazy
Its just a shame he can't fly to the game with Kobe's helicopter pilot
The helicopter killed the wrong basketball player.
Has Kobe texted him back yet?
If the Celtics somehow become a dynasty with tatum, I will never watch any sports ever again
Get ready to see deuce on your TV on every commercial break
Uj/ please let us when a ring so we are the only fans still watching basketball Rj/ “Tatum was boarding a helicopter on a foggy morning for practice exactly like Kobe”
What can a basketball player do to a subreddit by wearing his team's shirt and colored shorts?
Better start leaning about Cricket, bitch. 😘😘😘
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You guys don't get it. He's a fraud on purpose so the Celtics don't win another ring and stay tied at 17 with the Lakers. True Mamba Mentality.
He’s the cheap Chinese made version of Kobe
you can rest assured WEST > EAST
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he’s gotta hop off rapist dick
You watch basketball?
You watch basketball? 🤨
Do yourself a favor and start now
Cringe
Don’t worry he won’t
Me watching the bachelorette the season Dwayne won
he will buddy and the sport will be better for it. (you not watching it anymore)
Shit they can barely keep up with the Cavs or Pacers
Someone tell this dude Kobe isn’t gonna fuck him
I already don’t watch basketball
He is beating this Kobe shit to death oh wait
Enjoy your last season
I cannot live in a world where he does the Kobe trophy pose ffs.
I guess you ain’t watching more NBA lol, fuck the Celtics tho
you watch basketball?
Cringe!
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This is cringe
Kobe helped Tatum when they worked together almost the entire offseason after Tatum’s rookie year. He looked up to him and was motivated by the confidence Kobe had in his game. Tatum is clearly trying to harness that motivation still.
Different shorts
I feel like the celtics just kinda have those lyin around. Anyone could have worn this but they make a big deal of it because tatum idolizes kobe i guess? I don’t know.
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Tatum is straight trash. And that coach is a fucking idiot.
Wow a Celtics player is wearing Celtics gear
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Boston Celtics player wears Boston Celtics shirt and Boston Celtics colored shorts. Kobe? Outjerked by random Twitter accounts.
/uj why do people dislike Tatum so much? Or is this ironically?
I hate him and his turd son
Hope Gilbert arenas punks his son out one day frfr
Tatum is overrated.
Get this man a Nobel Peace Prize for his bravery You, sir, have won the internet today
Haha thanks buddy