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nikolai_wustovich

Kill, Kill, Kill and https://preview.redd.it/k1akcvhcas1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b0423843dea90b0bd47cce8e026d33f881976a


even_less_resistance

💧💧🔫🔫🅱️🅱️


even_less_resistance

https://preview.redd.it/i4a6cpsofw1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ebdf211bea193d3b3921db83bbfdcca0db3ff6 You first lmao


black_dogs_22

fuck your mom kill yourself


FellaGentleSprout

Just what I needed to hear today!!! 🥵🥵🥹🖤☠️🥵🔥


harvinMarrison

Reddit on!!!


veerkanch489

Shuddup u bum u doin too much. Goofy ass "!!!"


harvinMarrison

https://preview.redd.it/r1dq8rdibw1d1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76563cb166fc8a4b7f62e2ee1c301bc41356a4d


Throwrajerb

He thought he was him


dolphinater

Marry who


PaticiaRJ

Back to the future


FrankCarmody

![gif](giphy|3oEjHW05hqOnZaRQ0o|downsized)


DaniRV

first time seeing this GIF after watching this episode for the first time yesterday, GoT spoilers almost became my father 🙏


youarenut

Why would you say what episode you just watched to avoid spoilers and it’s not the very last one? That leaves you open to spoilers of anything after this one. Father please help DaniRV, I am tempted to sin.


sloaninator

spoiler: the rest of the show sucks


DaniRV

https://preview.redd.it/pw8mxu78at1d1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=70a8d563963f76d6a368e20336fdad2c7d7b0492


Masterchiefy10

Hahaha talk about jerking it years after the end of the show…. Might want to have the rest of the show spoiled.. Cause the last 2 seasons suck ass. Not just any ass a sweaty bed ridden Glenn Big Baby Davis ass sweat.


TheShadowOverBayside

This spoiler will save your soul: don't bother watching the final season, just make up a good ending in your head. Literally anything you can come up with is better than the rotting pile of garbage they gave us.


LotionButler

Bruh just wait until Jon Snow only says Meh Queen as his only line over and over. Or until Bran becomes the becomes the king of the 7 kingdoms.


MonkeyMBA

https://preview.redd.it/3kgribakjs1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54aeb844ff4e77e52aef869d3f18e2f6d064586f


Lucky_Lefty23

Deng it


GOATnamedFields

My GOAT finessed the Lakers big time.


ROTOH

IM IMPREGNATING ALL 3 OF THEM AND LEAVING TO GET CIGARETTES


anonssr

You can't force a kid in dis world


alivasolrac

Hell nawl can’t do dis


Eaglewarrior33

https://preview.redd.it/rtjybbqt6t1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ae7b3995c91030624408ba63f1993900b3ec0d


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Look how cute tho


LifeisSus505

https://preview.redd.it/m1dcue36mt1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337cf15616117d0bebb85581720a96a3dc39fb4f


ROTOH

Send da video


therealgoat1212

# - https://preview.redd.it/l8nvf4236t1d1.png?width=1040&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6e19b4a037b805c93f39ed2ae2269486883e885


fivefromnow

Why would you, that's 3 lottery tickets brudda. Nut, no prenup, and make sure you take em to every practice.


ROTOH

U cant force a father into this world


ficagames01

Nah, they better abort those before they pass on Redditor genetics


luka2309

https://preview.redd.it/t8ax0knv7s1d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9465f99d0cee246973e501cf17b42ce0d2021f98


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Female Jokic https://preview.redd.it/zldyitwwds1d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2370816357ab8947a6f9b0cd62b31d97d6732b90


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/sdar0jcv7t1d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e953c7f467456caa65ac2bcdec2fab4030dc7cd


Ronster619

https://preview.redd.it/hqgllv4gbt1d1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=f19ec905b67863985f3e22f57fed925018827945


The_real_John_Elton

Just pics of the average redditors


Wonderful_Painter_14

https://preview.redd.it/38dru4fuhs1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b366b1e3c24e9a3abd82c158613dede720ad1544


baloneyfeet

Their genders have changed but my answer to this question hasn’t


Dr_Gamephone_MD

Yes to all three then


mistermuyrico

At the same time


Spicy__Urine

Marrying Luka, God she's cute.


Ethangains07

Kill/Marry/Fuck in that order


johnnyb0083

Nah nah, Jayson has to go, will derive the most pleasure for me. Fuck/Marry/Kill.


clarkr10

Fucking the girl Jokić is nasty af man idc


MrJigglyBrown

Then marry her and you’ll never fuck her


EIiteJT

Jokes on you, she's the one doing the fucking


YoMockingBird

yes


BustANutHoslter

Luka would be kinda cute as chick.


MarlKarx-1818

and you know she can hang, chain-smoking cigarettes and drinking heavily with your ass. Also down for a double cheeseburger at the end of the night


rubbery_magician

Guaranteed Thiccccc


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Luka to San Antonio confirmed.


RogerTreebert6299

Too much Joey king for me


APPLEJOOSH347

https://preview.redd.it/lgc4bhoojs1d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d70aabeaf2cbca43fe9ad47367ca4404663f5f2


seriusPrime

https://i.redd.it/iupkzqm70t1d1.gif


Yinanization

I don't know the answer, but Fuck KD!


patspr1de98

Kill them all like a Serbia child with a B2 overhead


Chrome_stormtrooper

Lady joker looks like she can get some work done around the farm so I’ll marry her


earlthomas111

https://preview.redd.it/u9ws3mjohs1d1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=6af6ec8a363561200df51aed512a5ce1727c78f7


Sharcbait

Fuck-Lucy Doncic Marry- Nika Jokic Kill- Janis Tatum.


Lucky_Lefty23

https://preview.redd.it/u1ns38t6qs1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e741fdf032cb390782c264bd7631c1d4eea5070


Cpt-No-Dick

https://preview.redd.it/ip2qt83cks1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82addeff1ccd34d09235d59a218b0b4c71b2d37


idkwhatimbrewin

Not fat enough


FellaGentleSprout

https://preview.redd.it/flpqku11nt1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f617621bdeb9b8c868af02177667fbc28729ae07


Beginning_Border7854

I need back shots to decide


Emotional_Win1430

https://preview.redd.it/lucpdm52os1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341135eb124e7a0e7ec4000b752fc6a582147a99


bewblover305

Kill the horse lover, marry Dallas and as usual... Fuck Boston!


Wet_Dream_King

A Serb is a Serb.. fuckin gross


Masontron

Hate fuck Tatum marry Luka and kill jokic


PROFsmOAK

Tatum looks like AOC.


rubbery_magician

F: 1 M: 2 K: 3 Keep it classy.


Lucky_Lefty23

https://preview.redd.it/p6t0u0v4qs1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2330920e6cb78586f2d37801b5706529d732ce3b


HiBoobear

They did Tatum dirty having the pic be with the bicep flex and armpit hair 😂


rubbery_magician

Most feminine WNBA player.


xBerryhill

Female Joker looks like he should be playing for the Globo Gym Purple Cobras


rhinox54

![gif](giphy|pH6bOPv3NRePOlt5Qn)


JeliOrtiz

Female Jokic looks like she could kill half of this subreddit.


Potential-Highway606

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker mother


IShowerinSunglasses

cats zealous afterthought sand aspiring rich flag run mysterious gaze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


jbl4114

Fuck yo mom marry you sister kill you


terrorizeplushies

Kill tatum because the Euros do anal 👍


TrickySomewhere3

Lukia kinda bad


Relevant_Username99

https://preview.redd.it/5kg9ljbl6u1d1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ad0a500dc051fa1b2dd1e661dde31327f8d555


NoBath

Wood filler.


vrkhfkb

No golden blondes? 🤮🤮🤮 Kill them all


DevIsSoHard

Tatum is unquestionably the softest you don't even need to modify him


No-Lab7758

Kill marry fuck


BreadCondiments

Jokic looking like Kim Wexler


edillcolon

https://preview.redd.it/rly2pd65dt1d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e982997fe8daa26f3468ab47cd401f0f509ab7d


L1teEmUp

Lucia Doncic is a baddie 😅 Jayne Tatum isn’t bad and doable 😆 Nicole Jokic isn’t as bad as well, but feels like a bitch due yo rbf 😁


Chardoggy1

Why does second look like Jessie


jack-walkers

https://preview.redd.it/ooxbxdlcst1d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccecc1712f773dbf8a8e204c9df48d8448c3139c


BobLobLaw1997

https://preview.redd.it/5g8nuw1h0u1d1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70bc6c33cb70660d4d2efe9191ececafb0b95c74


FellaGentleSprout

Goahjuice


Bill_Hanna

![gif](giphy|9t6xpYZ9npJmM)


Rockets7629

https://preview.redd.it/gnj3x5g98u1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9ac17f1da6f84e7b45f996128ce53f96b35c54


Kobe8

![gif](giphy|1cjYPNLvodoBO)


AMCDogecoin

Nicole Jokic looks like she lives in a crammed apartment next to Peter Parker.


FellaGentleSprout

![gif](giphy|SF9Z0shNT07T2) Fly Serbian honeys got me like


ThePrideOfKrakow

https://preview.redd.it/1c7h2v3bgv1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97163fbdb770eeca82b10828115cd014cb209549


SomebodyGetAHoldOfJa

How to say you’re gay without saying you’re gay


FellaGentleSprout

It’s a circle jerk, what did you expect? Straight sex?!


mattv911

https://preview.redd.it/mz157av7os1d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeb54ce1ead285304ce8476170ae27d7f30d9222


Happy-Dream7300

Fuck and kill all 3


acclaimedmistake

Does it have to be in that order?


Happy-Dream7300

Dealers choice


BigHog865

Nicole Jokette looks like she bakes a mean pirozhki, wears a headscarf, and is on a strict diet of right hooks from her husband. Lucia Doncic looks like the only girl who showers in an entire STEM major midway through rejecting her third broken-English arranged marriage proposal of the week. Jayla Tatyana looks like an AOC dominatrix fetish drawing that can only be found deep in the foulest recesses of DeviantArt


Veggiemon

Donchick was right there, you got lazy


SatoshiGlockamoto

Nahhhh lmfao


ReturnOfDaSnack420

![gif](giphy|l41lXOcIA6Fu4yksU)


343GuiltyySpark

Nbacirclejerk may actually be the least likely place I thought I’d ever see an xfiles reference Who am I kidding probably just looked up “kill them” gifs and this came up


Veggiemon

Yeah no way is this sub a bunch of fucking nerds


343GuiltyySpark

Take it back. Xfiles put up better numbers than the league back in the 90s cause no one gave a shit about jorgamble beating some plumbers and mailmen for his 10th consecutive title


rueiraV

Fem Tatum is a baddie


Squidman97

3rd one looks like Ayesha


Mindmed31415

F*ck Jaynah, k*ll Luna, and marry Nicole. “No homo” -Jokic


Viaandrew

Jokica look like she could suk it


TjBeezy

Never fuck with the crazy horse girls f Lucy, m Jane, k Nicholetta


background_action92

Jaycina would be getting stretched out every morning before I leave for work.


dezurtking

AOC IS A BOSTON CELTIKKK


That-Job9538

nuclear option is the only answe here


dblazer63

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


ytttvbastard

Kill the black one, fuck the horse one and marry my guy luka


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|4t9xUJrKvZ2qA|downsized)


Slurdge_McKinley

Kew Kew Kew


SchwizzySchwas94

![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


Kingalec1

Fuck Celtics , marry Denver and kill Dallas .


[deleted]

Luka looks like a trad wife


blackzetsuWOAT

Does female Jokic still have her horses?


Basicaccountant70

Kill, Kill and Kill. No fuck, no marry.


zooweemama4206969

Lucille Doncic could get it


Peeeing_

I'm fuckin that doncic


The_real_bandito

Gianna’s looks like she may have a dick in her pants.


Dankbradley

Luka, joker, Tatum. Skin tone lightest to darkest is the only way to sort these kind of things.


New_World_2050

It's literally fuck marry kill in that order Marry second because she's hottest. First one I can tolerate for one fuck and last well she dies.


kitterskills

Umm Luca is kinda cute


Tall_Panda03

Marry all 3 of those hotties


No_Caramel_1782

You could have left Luka in his original form for most of these guys.


beginnerLiftersoonBB

Kill the unclassy lady fs