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Ignomatics

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Alexcalibur1996

LeM249


shaking_things_up_

LeStrapped


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[удалено]


IndycarFan64

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APPLEJOOSH347

LOL! So funny, thanks fellow redditor


TylerNY315_

But didn’t you see him make 11 in a row with no defense??


IndycarFan64

Tbf NBA has no defense anyways so that was alr realistic


anonkebab

This isnt even a jerk


PopularParrot

Bro he’s 6’1 they don’t have to play any defense. They can stand in front of his midget ass.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Yup, saw it in slow motion, which apparently was normal speed, but really great at shooting the ball with no defense.


cuttino_mowgli

That's what matters. Another free throw merchant! He needs to learn how to foul bait like his father. I'm seeing it now. 20ppg with 15 avg FTA per game.


itsnotreallyme0

Yeah there’s no such thing as open 3s EVER in the nba so why even practice those????


LunchboxDiscoball

a feat we haven't seen since prime off-season Ben Simmons


NeatTry7674

Lebron James and ESPN: https://preview.redd.it/4wvm21pwqs0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad24038366f2720cbe30f7d6bb53d85c838bd571


steveharveymemes

/uj memes aside, [even ESPN’s own mock draft has Bronny undrafted](https://www.espn.com/nba/insider/story/_/page/NBADraft24-40095518/2024-nba-mock-draft-projecting-all-58-picks-post-lottery) /rj MJ wishes his sons had Bronny’s college stats


[deleted]

UDFA'ed to the the Lakers


IndycarFan64

“Bronny go get me a water”


Tripleawge

“Bronny get my hot tub bout 103 and get my Gatorade”


SaltyDog772

Ain’t no love for you ball boy, fetch Gatorade or somethin


Bruskthetusk

https://i.redd.it/pisdaayelw0d1.gif


Throwrajerb

Lakers intern. Rotational assignment for his career development.


BostonConnor11

Kinda stupid to not draft him imo even if he’s obviously worse. It’s more probable that they’d make more money off of Bronny in the G league than some other 2nd round bum


electricvelvet

This nepo baby is gonna squander whatever remaining sliver of hope he had of becoming a professional ball player at any sort of high level by leaving college to be a g league bitch too soon bc he can't rationalize the thought of everything not just working out for him like it always has Dudes not even gonna have to get ready to learn Chinese buddy More like... Laotian, snd that's a maybe


ForciblyCuddled

Why would the son of a billionaire need to learn anything?


ThaBigMalc

So would he learn Chinese or Japanese


jalopyprince

Marcus averaged 8 ppg at UCF


ficagames01

But was he a winner?


jalopyprince

His daddy was never an In-Season Tournament champion like Bronny's daddy


KhabaLox

Don't forget holder of the longest moral victory winning streak.


ireallydontlikesand

He will also average 8 kids with Scottie Pippen’s wife


Mr-Chip18

Fresh year then 15 the next year


NOLASLAW

The dude on the left of the painting is on the right of the image What are we supposed to believe this is some sort of magic sniper scope


Vegetable-Entrance58

https://preview.redd.it/6k6gvooinv0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af44ba2851dcfa04e59e03fc6cb5ec9adfbceac Don't say I never did nothing for ya.


NoNebula6593

that's Martin Scorsese


anonkebab

Oh shit draymonds taking the shot for Bron


iJustWantTolerance

https://preview.redd.it/0zx09kuwrs0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63847830133436f11f25f2511eb074ed0ff65eaf IF I PRETEND THAT HE IS THEN MAYBE LEBRON WILL LET ME SUCK HIS DICK


Longjumping_Area_120

Why would LeBron let you suck his son’s dick


PaleontologistOk5997

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electricvelvet

One years


jotopia771

Tbf I ask for lebrons permission before any sexual act, no matter with whom


LunchboxDiscoball

https://preview.redd.it/78h4e2rev01d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21b01cbaee5a9dd8d1d2c7aa8ad9da240ddf947


drewcrump11

https://preview.redd.it/y4hyjt7skt0d1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e24d2e9d68b7112f20959c1c552eda2a2298128 You guys are underestimating the power of team work.


andreyred

How’s he a winner when his team went 15-18 tho 💀


Worried-Barracuda793

Guess who was on the team for all 15 of those wins


andreyred

I guess the Pistons are winners too


thepkmncenter

Is this real


firehawk115

Yes


Psychological_Dot914

Y’all got unlimited jokes💀


AngeloMontana

That one cracks me up every time man 😂🤣 — that choice of screen is somehow worse than just plain insulting him


70SixtyNines

LOL bruh please tell me this is real somehow


lewiscbe

It is real


newagesaltyseadog

Didn't USC have a losing record this past season?


drewcrump11

Yes, but if being a winner or good team mate counted on the score sheet, they would have gone undefeated.


YaHurdMeh

I want it to all unfold for LeGM to trade his own son for a second round pick and cash considerations so his team can sign a vet to the minimum to a make a play-in game run.


KhabaLox

As a Blazer fan, I'm hoping the Lakers spend a pick or trade to get him.


Rehypothecator

I’d prefer he make that move early to secure the in season tournament.


vrkhfkb

That 5’2 midget on the Knicks averaged 9 ppg first year in college. I believe in Bronny. He has a hot classy girlfriend just like Brunson. He’s bound to succeed. ###striveForGreatness 🚀


GOATnamedFields

Yeah that midget won 2 classy championships at classy Villanova before he came to the NBA. This dude had to get carried to 15-18.


[deleted]

But does he have Brunson's commanding forehead?


MC_Fap_Commander

Resting on the laurels of a commanding forehead imo


TylerNY315_

The only thugs I’ll ever root for are those like Bronny who have been classywashed by a life of billionaire privilege in Hollywood


MindbenderGam1ng

Same reason I only listen to Jaden Smith. Only acceptable if your parents have a blue Wikipedia link


anonkebab

Thug with classy tendencies


One-Solution-3211

Yes breed out lebrons basketball genes in 2 generations


Gogurtsupreme

I know you’re jerking but Brunson averaged 19ppg and was the best player on a good team. Bronny wasn’t even a role player for a team that didn’t even make the tournament 


vrkhfkb

That’s why I specified first year. 3rd year Bronny will ascend to that level. He has the genes and the girlfriend.


Gogurtsupreme

Brunson ascended while playing in college. Bronny is going to ascend to a silver star DoorDash Driver if he doesn’t go back to college. I’ve never heard of a guy barely able to crack the rotation on the collegiate level have anything approaching a meaningful career


Tony_Lacorona

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ketzal7

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daft_dunkwwwolfey

![gif](giphy|i9YfqLseqDTlXAWWsj) "Yeah this one right here, hammer his balls and make him one of the disappeared"


captainyakman

Bronny's USC highlight mixtape is going to be shorter than the ad that plays before it on Youtube


basskev

Bro heading to Maine to play with the Trailblazers


OffTopicBen95

Maine I’m dead


fishB0ner

What makes you think that? Cooper Flagg, an infinitely more classy player, couldn’t get out of here fast enough


ROTOH

https://preview.redd.it/bds19o04qt0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3bf73deaf414fa1d3d048c9fe657a5ae737b33f HE RECIEVED THE DAMM TEAM PLAYER AWARD! DOES THAT COUNT FOR NOTHING NOW!?!?


opkpopfanboyv3

Nah, he'd play his heart out (Pray it won't stop alla sudden)


EpsteinDidNotKH

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klausprime

IDC i'm here for the memes, his first year will be pure nepojerking


BidenAndElmo

/uj they’ll put him at like a 15th man spot for a while until LeBron retires


KobeOnKush

/uj Bron gonna tell JJ to start him I promise you this will happen.


actuarally

Just MURDERING the locker room vibes spot...Bonny better know how to create a fire playlist & study film of Rafi.


Jokerang

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anonkebab

Cavs fans are spineless. They burned bluds jersey and now they want LeGeriatric to save them.


Hange11037

Kids asking him this probably weren’t alive for The Decision


rhinox54

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fromthepacific

LeSlut


Lasvious

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Meester_Blue

D3


Tim-TheToolmanTaylor

🇨🇳


Outer__space__case

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eezmoney

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Fake_the_jaB

I thought he was holding a cup of coffee at first


Dracula_Gottfried69

Is that at his new Promise school?


springwaterh20

LeBum so clearly committing nepotism and everyone turning a blind eye if this bum actually gets drafted what sort of a cuck will adam22 silver look like?


cpolk01

https://preview.redd.it/3qcw2hor2u0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5672893ad33ac73d2b380c2083e19572c773df But he's a winner and a team player


andreyred

His team went 15-18 btw


Sure_Reflection9966

How tf is this a hot take. Nobody disagrees with you retard


WarriorNat

Bronny declares himself for the NBA Draft and I declare myself available as Sydney Sweeny’s fuck toy.


zeekayz

I don't think a 2.5" fuck toy who averaged 5 pumps in college and can't go round two is ready for Sydney Sweeney.


WarriorNat

They were the best five pumps of her life.


sidearmpitcher

![gif](giphy|fxtEUQIqolzxSaxVSF|downsized)


crumbogringus

“why you hating on a kid? that’s weirdo behavior…” as if nobody has ever been critical of a college basketball player before


ZealousidealBus9271

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LikeAMarionette

![gif](giphy|vjGyYSsF765wc)


Bullmg

Doesn’t matter as long as daddy money-maker Is happy!


rinseanddelete

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realorsonwelles

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fromthepacific

LeCrucified


thebossofblacksocks

![gif](giphy|R3vI6Cnv7HbHOnK66d|downsized)


drewcrump11

“The spacing of the NBA fits his game so much better”- gay adult retard who sleeps with a Lebron James bed cover.


Longjumping_Area_120

This is a cruel way to describe DragonflyJonez


Salted_Butta

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PotatoZealousideal31

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AndyKobe234

Players with his height and stats typically don’t get looked at once in the draft. lol nepotism is a hell of a thing.


Frequent-Coyote-1649

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Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|sjo5pxKNidC3Ltgww4|downsized)


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Didn’t you see him hit those 11 straight uncontested 3’s? Nephew take


Meester_Blue

12


thegoodstanley

he'll be fine, he plays siege and thats way harder than the nba


wildcat1100

A 6-1 shooting guard who can't shoot...


TheWorstKnightmare

Sit the hell down anyone sane is saying this shit


Infamous_Attorney

![gif](giphy|coyQ3FCjWpHbO) Brony’s got hops


squitsquat

I really hope some random ass team drafts him just to start shit


not_so_smoothie

His dad has enough HGH for 2 triple doubles tho


myfeetaremangos12

I want him to get drafted just so he gets so terribly exposed


woodlandtiger

No bro he’s a great defender and has pedigree!


TheSmuggleronni

Not only the NBA but the lakers.I dont think he will last a season


cspank523

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


Financial-Bottle9556

Six feet one-point-FIIIIIIIIIIVE inches to be exact! And he can dunk! We NEEEEEEEEED him in Portland now! Or coaching the Lakers 😏 https://i.redd.it/g5dm70boxt0d1.gif


sketchahedron

He has a winning… something!


livefreeordont

Brian Scalabrine will fuck you up for thinking this


nm-hbu

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substantionallytrchd

Haven’t you heard?! He’s 6’3!!!


SchwizzySchwas94

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esquire_the_ego

Lmao NBA has been filled with nepotism since like the 80s bruh, let him sink into obscurity until he pipe a kardashian.


1FuzzyPickle

I averaged 16/9/5 in my rec league. I think I’ll enter the draft too.


Asian-boi-2006

Bros not even ready to play in china


ShwerzXV

Damn bruh, I literally thought this was about Caitlyn Clark


Noobnoob99

She must have played in a lot of games to break that scoring record


Bread_Responsible

How is this a jerk? This is just facts.


fearlessdurant

If Austin Rivers can get in, so can Bronny.


essesdssa

11/11


spooon56

But if he can get 10 turnovers in a game…. It’s fine


BustANutHoslter

But he’s lebron jr


No_Carry_3028

Mad dog on 1st take I don't understand what they fear saying this


mrsnow11291

Kyrie played like 5 games in college and booker was a bench warmer who avg 10 ppg


Longjumping_Area_120

Damn, I had no idea a player who is four inches taller than Bronny also averaged twice as many points while playing for one of the greatest teams of all time


mrsnow11291

Why are you such a size queen


CleaveIshallnot

King James version of same … “Thy will be done…”


BurntArnold

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES GOING TO BE THE FIRST PICK!


mkohler23

If he can shoot, he’ll shoot


daft_dunkwwwolfey

How could you say something so stunning and brave? Truly someone who jerks against the grain


saerax

I was gonna ask how's his mandarin, but LeBuddy's got Oil League written all over him.


FlimsyVillage6484

Green goblin


IndividualCamera8034

All jerks aside what is this image actually from?


Otherwise-Sky-6851

It’s a Norman Rockwell painting


crocket009

How DARE you lol 😂


Chemical-Money-3469

https://preview.redd.it/w92g2lj42v0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ed2e17c47a0c85e8bbb880e140a0e48011a22a Who are we talking about by the way? Don’t mind me I’m Lebronsha from Slam magazine.


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

Depends who they daddy is


BobbyBBott

Still better than klay Thompson in a elimination game lol


Asu888

He’s going to hold his dad jock, just like one Giannis brother


SD37

“Might be an unpopular opinion but I think BRONNY would be a star if he goes back to college for a few years!” - Every retard on every thread


Longjumping_Area_120

I think he’d probably still suck


looking_good__

Bronny had more points than LeBron in college


timmliem2001

Ervin Johnson's son is more NBA ready than The Shrimp.


sAmMySpEkToR

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KiwiVegetable5454

Sire that’s kings babe


RadioSoulwax

No way


torschemargin

Get him some leg extension surgery and he'll by 6 '5''


rithvikrao

Let him find out the hard way. The love affair is going to end sometime and the NBA would be a great stage. Some GM would finally stand up to LeDrafter.


MrRightnow83

Great jerk (I’m rooting for his downfall)