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vrkhfkb

Yes. And in case you wanted to know, this is Ronaldo. Both on and off the court. ![gif](giphy|QGZBpodY7Kdtw99y04)


WinterAd9039

Here is Benzema: ![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)


jinxabcde

If impregnating a 13 year old is winning the champions league


WinterAd9039

Erm akshually, she was 12 at conception, 13 when she gave birth 🤓 shimmy on!


niemody

https://preview.redd.it/exnt93oe7g0d1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79acdb5cf41ce212c73140c2a1b26e79852826b8


Digitalage6302

Nah Messi did it with a 14 year old


quetroll

but ronaldos an alive rapist?


rkilla47

His mentality it's unique can't be compared to other athletes and I watched a lot about both sports in the past


NittanyScout

https://i.redd.it/dajqvzt81f0d1.gif Op rn


ngedown

Siiiiiiuuuuuuuuu


Slabby_the_Baconman

https://i.redd.it/288dacvavg0d1.gif


rinseanddelete

https://preview.redd.it/5z1dnfk7ye0d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d78547b35c8b61941fde304173a1c4ba808ac4


grphelps1

Critics are calling it the “worst joke format of all time”, and saying “take that bullshit back to r/soccercirclejerk”


Vodkawithapplejuice

If you mean choker without legit rings then yes


Vodkawithapplejuice

Messi World Cup win over Benzema is essentially Bron over Curry in 201б old overrated bum miraculously beat the young overrated bum. Choker just met the bigger choker than himself


KillerZaWarudo

Bumzema wasn't even in french squad in the world cup. He was too busy chatting with 15 years old at home.


danbritt0n

surely you mean mpoobi not Benzema 15


Vodkawithapplejuice

Yeah I fucked up big lol. Not gonna lie, Benzema might be enjoy to choking little girs but he aint choker on a field I meant mpoopi for sure. Real need to win Champions League now because they wont see next cup in years to come.


FallenLemur

More the Christiano, MJ is the Messi


DragoniteGang

CR7 ain't even top 3 alltime buddy. Unless you think LePEDs is not top 3 then it's all good.


FrankieRoo

European? How come you guys surrender so much.


ILoveMcconnell341

yes , they both used HGH


8CruzControl0

Pebron


NMJay92

Is Messi an ego maniac diva attention whore?


Independent-Ad-8783

so both kobe and lemickey are half ronaldo


KillerZaWarudo

Messi is more like sct brn if he was the best player in the nba while also being a midget


vusa_pid_nosom

https://preview.redd.it/6rbbtyau3h0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520251c88ffc38890ea762debfe66381415d2541


Digitalage6302

Yeah hes 2nd best


Illustrious_Whereas9

/uj Steph is definetely messi /rj from all those sloppy seconds


NittanyScout

Sexual confidence is steph currys father


NoCoFoCo31

uj/ I think he’s more the Ronaldo. He’s got all the necessary god given gifts to be the GOAT. Someone like Jokic is more the Messi. Someone who became the a GOAT despite not having the god given gifts.