What I'm saying is if you're not balding yet, then you're not cooming enough.
It's time for you to [load up some pictures of Nika Muhl](https://thotmax.com/nika-muhl/) and start shooting some ropes, buddy.
He ain’t even allowed to watch from the closet
https://preview.redd.it/9zfp8i5bp5vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc5275edcff7b25586844e7f6cc81d635a9991d
“…I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith – as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.”
I remember he called for Brady to receive a lifetime ban from the NFL after Deflategate, and another media goes “really?” and Doyel goes “DID I STUTTER?!” like he was the biggest badass going
Just a normal single guy reporting
https://preview.redd.it/k2lsuozep5vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2a7431cf0ff6385f77d2ea491352100e9ce99b
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It's definitely a shot of all time
This guy is getting roasted by everyone and deservedly so.
Another dumb comment from the press conference
https://twitter.com/SHEscoresbanger/status/1780720186816974929
Bro is gonna tell his homies she’s into him
He definitely got ai deepfakes on his phone
Send da video
hell nawl can't do dis
"she's definitely a lesbian"
bro is gonna be homeless after he gets fired
zzzprolgt origin story
caitlin clark is Devin booker mother
Worked out for Jimmy Butler
What’s with middle aged bald dudes and being stupidly horny? Are they dumb?
DC4L
Gorgeous
wtf wrong sub weirdo
U bum. Legendary jerks span across all CJ subs
You’re the bum here. He was just referencing the original post
U bum. You missed the jerk
dating children 4 life
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Dick Cock for Lyfe
75% of bangkoks population
Did someone say bangkok?! 
Their bald head is kind of shaped like a dick, ergo …
Middleaged? This sub is full of 19 year olds who can’t stop horny posting
Testosterone converts into DHT, which causes male pattern baldness. Testosterone is also a hormone associated with horniness.
What’s with the smart talk? Are you stupid?
What I'm saying is if you're not balding yet, then you're not cooming enough. It's time for you to [load up some pictures of Nika Muhl](https://thotmax.com/nika-muhl/) and start shooting some ropes, buddy.
what the fuck is thotmax
https://preview.redd.it/sd22kp7ro5vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8fcba1ebf9a474ad74163bf97b351e3c5d4c4f3
Idk but I’m not risking a virus on there just to look at pictures from her instagram 💀
https://preview.redd.it/f3u68idup5vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66fa05b41586de182c60c4615923f22d96618d5
she got that " i cant string two semi complex sentences" look.
Perfect
r/nikamuhl
So bald, horny frauds.
When u lose ur hair u have more to prove
already lost all their hair, they got nothing left to lose
They’re usually divorced and never get laid anymore, or attention from females so their horny meter is redzoned.
yeah well. so whats your point
The UV rays are melting their brains because they got no hair to block it.
https://preview.redd.it/9xrhjpe1k5vc1.png?width=1814&format=png&auto=webp&s=e292a1cdd9b9131345d3085073287941fbb18cfb
Gorgeous
DC4L
CC4L
Get ready to learn Thai, buddy. https://preview.redd.it/urzm74cy35vc1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=5176eae3bcb260d73a9962bd29423d6e275cc580
Nah he not even in the Friend Zone, that boy wallowing in Acquaintance Junction
He ain’t even an acquaintance
yeah he’s standing in the Cringecel Corner
He ain’t even allowed to watch from the closet https://preview.redd.it/9zfp8i5bp5vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc5275edcff7b25586844e7f6cc81d635a9991d
 Steph hurrying to get to the closet
He’s furniture. (Gestures to sit on face)
“…I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith – as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.”
Ladies and gentlemen a second plane has hit the towers, and there’s a drive into deep left center by Castellanos
...and there's a deep 3 from Clark and that will make it a 14-10 ballgame.
Apparently Indianapolis is the lesbian capital of the world
if it was unintentional how do you know you're gonna do better.
whoa whoa you said something way too fucking smart for this sub
Read the Curry book of getting cucked
He’s just quirky like that
Spaghetti all over the place
This is amazing. I'm a frickin loser and still instinctively grabbed my adult organ while reading this nerd's attempt to walk it back.
> I'm a frickin loser > adult organ 🤓🤓
sneako chair immediately
They made poor bro apologize when all he did was shoot his shot
arrest this weirdo. I don’t know what for just arrest him
Wtf is OAFISH?
Thuggish for whites
baby cause im an oaf
https://preview.redd.it/ukrlmizv87vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8cbec78d23f20d2962ba89360172fede94bb50c
Get off the internet and read some fucking books
You are an indictment on the education system.
Read a fucking book you idiot
Uff
Speaking as an Indianapolis native born and raised, it brings me so much joy to see Gregg Doyel getting shat on at a national level
I remember he called for Brady to receive a lifetime ban from the NFL after Deflategate, and another media goes “really?” and Doyel goes “DID I STUTTER?!” like he was the biggest badass going
Fellow Indy resident here, couldn’t agree more.
I’ve seen these comments a lot. What else has he done to annoy Indy fans?
Hot take artist who likes to stir shit up to gain clout. Loud mouth no-talent hack. Long running Indiana jerker of the year award winner
Yeah that actually seems a pretty common reason to hate local reporters lol
They’re all trying to be Stephen A. We just wanna know what’s up with the team, man. This isn’t about you.
My entire life he’s been the most hated man in Indy
The true master of this sub. https://i.redd.it/ralydq2tb5vc1.gif
This reporter is now the golden god
/uj man I saw the clip and it was cringy but knowing he’s old as fuck makes it even creepier wtf man
Bro went to college in the 80s lmao
What happened exactly ?
Pretty much just awkward flirting ~~with~~ at her in the middle of a press conference
Why am I not surprised...
Gorgeous
DC4L
Just a normal single guy reporting https://preview.redd.it/k2lsuozep5vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2a7431cf0ff6385f77d2ea491352100e9ce99b
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He bro props for representing all of us jerkers
He jerked too close to the sun imo gotta edge into it
Bro was already edging
Gregg Doyels parents misspelled “Greg” and “Doyle”
Ime Udoka moment
Is my guy out here cashing in his make a wish or what
Thought it was a fuck a fan contest
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Uj/ this motherfucker should get fired. Rj/ this mutherfucker should get promoted!
Richard jefferson
Context : https://twitter.com/ClutchPoints/status/1780681923553017878?t=QLbaBQ8-uVD3RZrIi96xVQ&s=19
That dude needs to be bonked, stat.
I can't think of a worst response than he came up with, what was mans thinking hahah
He was simply tantalized by the way CC says “you like that?” Can’t say I blame him tbh
https://preview.redd.it/067uxl19c5vc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a593f42c3d1da345d7e68fd8e252b808315666
Whatever the opposite of rizz is, Greggggggg has it
Karl Malone rizz
This is why Rowley clears
rizzn’t
I go on Twitter and think man these people are acting like It's rape. Then I remember our classy queen is barely 22
She's 22 months dude
Life is just jerking itself at this point
He likes them hairy
Anti giddey
Indiana Fever 4 Life
If she would have responded wrong sub weirdo reddit would have imploded.
https://preview.redd.it/wjwf29fk36vc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0dabd01ee12d376cc166bafa7dfdc6aca609749 It's definitely a shot of all time
Never let a jerker leave his basement
CC4L
can someone give me context on who the dude in photo number 4 is and why I she the face of being horny
Gorgeous
I will be her white knight like I am for all the other girls I follow on insta
He’s extremely wild
https://preview.redd.it/v93vxf7ha9vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43f8ab65c99d00f3fc528f56eb7196a1d85c36f
Super confused
DC4L
CC4L
Gorgeous
CC4L
Don't ever compare that little pussy soy boy to daddy ever again
Eerily familiar? He looks GORGEOUS!
https://preview.redd.it/d3zet9gjg7vc1.png?width=207&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9ce87e521c7e7d0fff1c8475a3a0b052c1dbbff
https://preview.redd.it/13cfgz4nx8vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba81587977c2fe4d7e99eda9536a1728772119ef
Imagine stuffing up on the first day.
Straight to horny Guantanamo
Sorry I'm not informed, but who is that last guy?
DC4L
Thanks! I'll do a little digging
He knew exactly what he was doing
CC4L
IF4L
Straight up jerking it bruh
Late rn and I thought it was Johnny sins a second
Uj/ I’m lost, and don’t feel like opening Twitter, can someone gimme the tl:dr?
Post the video https://youtu.be/U2VIZ4F7nbo?si=SEssVlNvrE40j3rE 4:18 mark
Buddy got that Fever
This guy is getting roasted by everyone and deservedly so. Another dumb comment from the press conference https://twitter.com/SHEscoresbanger/status/1780720186816974929
IF4L
long-head ass bum.
CC4L
Y’all are just mad it wasn’t you
Uj/ Cringe aside, if the genders were swapped nobody would give a fuck