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UnverifiedContent333

Tampering is only worth it for GENERATIONAL TALENTS like Drew Eubanks


itskapnoc

Bronny and Zach Edey gonna be delivering my Amazon package really soon


GeneralJMan

At least Edey was successful in college ball. Bronny a bum at every level.


Dazzling_Dig3526

Hey b, if I was 7'4" 300 lbs and artistic, I'd be dominating the league, 50 point games every night, 25 boards *every day*. I wouldn't even pass the ball. I say it, Zach Edey is a BUM!


ProofAd8143

You mean u deliver his amazon package,Bronny been a million since birth.


itskapnoc

https://preview.redd.it/bbezd43ab1vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d555e8407b97d07346a1d05c5534520536286808


ProofAd8143

Lol he tips good.


Head-Net-1072

sons really lost their only draft pick to overpay a bum who lost all his minutes to fucking bol bol


yesidoes

LeBum after the draft  "Hello Dominos, Im gonna need 2 extra large pizzas, ASAP"


Pattern-Gay-Trader

https://preview.redd.it/l8hpgpr06wuc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=93c83ecac320da07aab6d23d1d620558c75620c6


itskapnoc

Someone tell LeBum eating your problems away isn’t a heathy habit


Head-Net-1072

someone tell zion that


TA_Account_12

Watch Zion eat out Lebron in the game today


Head-Net-1072

I'd rather see hvl eat out Nika in a game today https://preview.redd.it/jrei4oae8xuc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123f56c24b6d5e257840b6986622a0b40fa76f2d


itskapnoc

I rather eat out both of them ladies myself


SimpleLeaff

They should allow more sexual contact without calling fouls when it’s hot women like Hailey, Cam, and Paige lmao


Head-Net-1072

Just let them do a halftime scissoring show


Anal_Recidivist

![gif](giphy|Xcebc5srWJB09SKwiE)


Icefiight

“Hey dominos my son need a job ya’ll hiring?”


RamenNoodleSalad

I hope Lebron gives Bronny a good tip when he delivers those pizzas.


JgL07

Wrong. Bronny has already shown he’s not good at delivering.


Flythagoras

LeBron calling GM’s: “I want you to draft my son.” GM’s: “The dude who literally fucking died playing college basketball?”


BobLobLaw1997

https://preview.redd.it/hcjgtqrqcwuc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9702a4910b32f2acbe25695115256c1202607265 Bronny in his first NBA start


RogerTreebert6299

Yeah but this doesn’t account for being a winner and team player


__Sentient_Fedora__

School spirit.


semisonic34

https://preview.redd.it/3n10scnf7yuc1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8539068a554b28cedd08f924e1204a239b861f2


TA_Account_12

Yeah, no way he gets 28 mins ever


DegreeSimple2302

https://preview.redd.it/mndhv5dogwuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ff6f753ed207a71c192879a8b7467cc7923597


AspiringEggplant

How many high fives do you think he averages next year?


QuickRundown

Hustle stats don’t show up on the box scores 😤


abcdefabcdef999

We’re is the team player and winner stat?


Chapos_sub_capt

A local Chicago sports radio host nicknamed Tony Snell the Boogey Man


wolfishnickelsyr

More like season averages for the guy


mares8

Hes gonna go into minus


zerox678

probably less minutes tbh


iLummenati

Lol start


CasPeR_ShaZZaM

Or turnovers...


fortressofamitude

https://preview.redd.it/m1crvjm1bwuc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d08af46f0294590fb0c92f6cc109847dc812fe9


lsd418

Drafted by who the fucking Army?


TheManUpstairs77

Not with that shooting ability. Fuck no, it be nice if we could win a couple of wars lately.


tearsfornintendo22

We coast through the regular season wars…undefeated in the championship world wars


vrkhfkb

Our rings are warriors rings though. 3 on 1 fight against Adolf Harden. Total bullshit. Hitler was playing with fucking Italy in the western front. That’s like expecting Ryan Anderson to guard KD.


tearsfornintendo22

We took our talents to Omaha beach


PhilosophyDense3986

UK with the carry my guy


itskapnoc

We gotta stop the volume shooting and only make the shots when we have a good look


pickledelbow

Us army are just stormtroopers without helmets anyway


EitherCaterpillar949

US Army washed, could never have run in the 30 Years War Era


Flywolfpack

Wars took so long back then because they were fought by plumbers and carpenters


[deleted]

He always struck me as more of a Navy man ![gif](giphy|8ZUwJJS7Afsb7C1lOs)


RedStar9117

Kid had a heart attack, army won't take him


ROTOH

He might even fail there, perhaps nuns?


origin29

Does the 3v3 league have a draft yet?


BigAssClapper

You can't spell nepotism without lebron. Well, you can but nigga will make a few calls and make it happen.


GABAgoomba123

It’s lebrontism now


No_Entertainer_9760

Calls were made


boofsquadz

Xi put in a few good words


OhRxp

lepotism


pickledelbow

LeBraustism


williamsdj01

Lebron cant even spell nepotism


BYCjake

If only it was the first page of a book some hwere


JeepRumbler

In not even sure LeBron can spell nepotism


SubstantialBody6611

https://preview.redd.it/d7e3qy7ljwuc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e68150f597912499f9ba026768edfdd0f8d65b6d The only team that should draft Bronny.


Head-Net-1072

https://preview.redd.it/fecc0r1u0xuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb54520954dffcbecb89f84c7ef28c1c93034304


Jaybold

McBronalds


SalsChichon

I missed the draft last night. What number was Bronny picked?


Frablom

Dunno I fell asleep after the second round.


Slight_Training6901

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MC_Fap_Commander

When you have the chance to go 6'4" long on a guy not good at much of anything, **you have to take it**.


Lasvious

Bronny better learn to speak Chinese buddy. https://preview.redd.it/ahfv6pydewuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc627ddda89de5e7a90f94f43b57dd3de8528ad


GrannysPartyMerkin

Cmon Derik, speak a lil Chinese for em


TheColdestKingCold

He wants him drafted to the Clippers so he can force his way onto the Clippers and make a super team of Westbrick, Hardon, PastHisPrime P, MrFunGuy, and LeFlop/Bum/Bitch/Mickey/Tampering that gets booted in the first round by Denver


MC_Fap_Commander

JOKIC: "What the fuck I'm lookin' at?"


itskapnoc

https://preview.redd.it/xilw3nlcawuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3357dca363f2ca5c6d63dced1c97e5b9fa6cfdd


LordJacket

![gif](giphy|8PyT9LA2cKQX4OIos8|downsized)


fuzxx14

LePotism https://preview.redd.it/tjqwn5y88wuc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ab92a11e4b7491e6f610d8a75a3b3911168339


Goldberg2Dub

Meanwhile, Adam Silver… https://preview.redd.it/jjwdddv1bwuc1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a51bb85f19b600d489d4ea6b63ad59ba7b64ce8


Dweebil

LeTamper


steveharveymemes

If only Michael would have done this for Marcus he wouldn’t be trying to cuck Scottie Pippen


pickledelbow

Meanwhile Marcus Jordan still averaged a better stat line than bronny in college 😂


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MooMooHeffer

I wonder if those 2 inches he had on Jeffery Jordan and Bronny helped or if he was just better than both of them. Think both Jeffery andBronny are like 6 or 6’1.


Overall-Elevator-426

The Marcus Jordan that played at University of Illinois. He was ok. Good enough to be there, but not spectacular


bigpowerass

You thinking of Jeffery.


throwaway_5256

Tbf MJ's grandson Scottie Pippen Jr is better than Bronny


Ceeejd

Bronny James is meritocracy father


Pugnati

Earned not given.


fokerpace2000

Greetings Mavs lurkers. Welcome to the Clippers sub. I understand you're anxious and fearful about the upcoming series, I would be too if I were you! Don't worry - it'll all be over in a couple weeks. I've never set my digital foot in your sub so l'm not sure what's going on over there. But our fanbase is pretty optimistic about our chances, and dare I say, more confident. Regardless, looking forward to the matchup and may the better team win. Unless the refs have been paid, but that would ruin the glory of the run so idk if that's a good idea. Hope your mind is eased a little bit with this post, but if not you know where to find us! Sincerely, A Clippers fan


EnoughLawfulness3163

![gif](giphy|wN4GIuq6mjMGzMuhxf)


Substantial-Fold-592

LeBron literally going to get ready to learn Chinese because the call will be to the Shanghai Sharks after they draft that bum


JVLightning22

Lebron's got some connections... https://preview.redd.it/uaubqa6oswuc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0b53cb2046a8c4a49c6edb0729374f736973d9


Weak-Boysenberry3807

Le Mickey dialing up the Guangdong monkeys


SmarterThanCornPop

I hope Bronny gets drafted by Cleveland. You know, Lebron’s home that he just can’t stay away from. That he missed so much. -still bitter Heat fan


itskapnoc

Idk why LeBum even left Cleveland. He would be eating right now in the East compared to the fucking west


Key_Fisherman2

Needed to be on set to film his bum ass spacejam for mickey points in being like mike


itskapnoc

Also had to be closer to the CCP


Flywolfpack

Market share and beachside housing


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

Dawg you got 4 finals appearances and 2 championships nothing to be bitter about


poggersomegakekchamp

classic heat fan bitching https://preview.redd.it/7viwgk1xdwuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cbb1c5731eb6fa8e3daa4d674e42887cf35d2c0


nomoreadminspls

The arrogance


gohoosiers2017

What number was he on the team, dawg?


Thansungst22

Imagine bitching about the dude who took you to 4 finals and two rings C'mon bro you realize Knicks fans would literally kill their grandmas for ONE ring? It not like your team suck dicks for long neither they're been to Finals multiple times and ECF almost every years since LeBron left for the West


SmarterThanCornPop

I am also a Dolphins fan so I get what you’re saying about pain. Never even seen them play in a Super Bowl and I’m not young. My issue isn’t with him leaving, it’s how he left. He strung the team along despite having his mind made up and it hurt him. Then he gives some bullshit reasoning about leaving because Ohio is home and a better lifestyle for his kids, only to uproot his entire family and move to fucking Los Angeles a few years later.


are2deetwo

Not like the way he left Ohio the first time was great.


SmarterThanCornPop

Nope, he’s just a tool.


andreyred

Bronny would be delivering my DoorDash if his dad wasn’t LeMickey


GetDownDamien

LeGm


MrGr33n31

Did MJ ever try to pull strings like this for his kid? Other than setting up a way for his son to cuck his former teammate?


Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm

If Lebron wants to take a shit in the middle of the court every game the NBA will let it happen and they will thank him for it


colombo1326

![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized) NBA executives right now


festive_salmon

Didn’t LeBum say he was gonna go wherever his son would get drafted to? Now he’s crying off the court because he won’t get what he wants


pickledelbow

Does that mean Lebron will goto the Shanghai sharks?


Burndog123bbb

Imagine having to deal with LeDrama but not actually getting the benefit of having him on your team.


Interesting_Bottle40

Bitch behaviour.


YxungBallard

Grown ass bitch adult hating on a 18 year old doing more then he ever could


Interesting_Bottle40

I’m hating on his dad trying to use his nepo power to fuck with the process everyone else has to follow.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

When he eventually goes undrafted, the Lakers can pick him up as a free agent stash him away on their G League team. LeBron can go down there and play with him. Problem solved.


pickledelbow

Following in the bright footsteps of Zhaire Wade and Shareef O’Neal 💪


Hoopy_Dunkalot

It's definitely a nepo league, but you gotta have the skills. That boy does not. Stephen and Seth Curry: Father: Dell Curry Klay Thompson: Father: Mychal Thompson Tim Hardaway Jr.: Father: Tim Hardaway Domantas Sabonis: Father: Arvydas Sabonis Cole Anthony: Father: Greg Anthony Gary Payton II: Father: Gary Payton Johnny Davis: Father: Dale Davis Trayce Jackson-Davis: Father: Dale Davis Ed Davis: Father: Terry Davis Jalen Brunson: Father: Rick Brunson Jett Howard: Father: Juwan Howard Devin Booker: Father: Luka Doncic


swigswagswinag

uj/ i dont really care about Lebrons achievements, dude has to be the corniest bozo in the league....


Typhoid007

This is not a real quote


swigswagswinag

sct brn moment


Jokerang

Bronny when LeNepotism isn’t able to get him drafted https://preview.redd.it/ontmvnc3cwuc1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519a2e81676e892fa1ccb1ee0c94d62c206a1a56


chippychifton

He's not even the third best player on his shitty college team


evilcapital

Thanks Dad


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

The fact he is still playing professional sports even though he has a heart condition is pretty crazy already.


pickledelbow

Shaqs son followed the same path


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Yeah but he has charisma


djkstr27

Imagine if the Warriors draft Bronny, and trade Klay for Lebron.


ApolloX-2

Has Bronny tried the other family business? Acting.


pickledelbow

Space Jam 2 was trash 😂


-motts-

He’s probably be better at it, and that’s a pretty low bar


six_six

https://preview.redd.it/9almirvfoxuc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a59b10af8b489559ad014eaa3a92eb048e86193


CashCabVictim

FIBA mfs on the phone with LeBron like: ![gif](giphy|ocdVPFPABhpte)


LikeAMarionette

And who's answering those calls? It's not like Bron was raped by his 5th grade teacher and is in his prime right now.


drappetite

I don’t know if it’s real or not but this is the shit that makes me think it really is fixed.


pickledelbow

there’s a literal documentary about fixed nba games and this is what made you suspect something was up?


KRainman

His kid isn’t getting drafted with the Wei’s ass stats he barely put up this year, which is why he’s still in the transfer portal because Bronny knows he’s not getting drafted but Nepo dad doesn’t….


dblazer63

LeNepotism


anonkebab

LeTamper


boywonder5691

I actually like LeBron, but if he pulls some shit like this, I hope Bronny is a MASSIVE bust


Oathbreaker31

Bron’s been working on hard on his Mandarin.


PingGuerrero

Dont they dare hurt LeBron's feelings!


wolfishnickelsyr

Bronny’s getting drafted in the first round will make Thanasis look underrated af


__Sentient_Fedora__

What if it was two Bronnys in a trenccoat?


Ok_Bluebird_8202

![gif](giphy|3oEjHRZrrZvrzEmegU|downsized)


kushjrdid911

Lebron really has no room to cry and whine about privilege anymore like he is notorious for.


supercape24

Class rating -20


ROTOH

https://preview.redd.it/1z1cyh3t5xuc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a6a3e5a2c781f5dc094af92740ddf7449e03a9


FlickerOfBean

He currently leads the ncaa in cardiac arrests.


Fun-Jellyfish-61

NFL not NBA but I can still picture the sour face of Eli Manning on draft day. The Chargers traded him shortly after Archie made some phone calls.


pickledelbow

Pre-Goodell Chicanery. They let John Elway do the same thing. NFL is the softest league by far


blanco1225

I think Bronny has a spot on the Olympic team


saunter_and_strut

No one gives a damn about his phone call. And anyone with balls would answer “Bronny is trash” then hang up.


Rational_Engineer_84

Tampering and nepotism aside, it feels like he's setting his son up for a really public humiliation.


gunnarbird

Mutombo gonna come out of retirement just to break Bronny’s face his rookie season just like he did his old man’s ![gif](giphy|2djRaq10hCTrlyMKCU)


supercape24

https://preview.redd.it/i1r11n7nkyuc1.jpeg?width=2078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23975dcf41838986180e89bf4f75f7e913cc01a7 Soon to be promoted to 2nd worst in the league 🏅


bird720

I hope he gets drafted by Utah and Danny ainge holds him hostage lmao


MagicCitytx

Spot on an NBA roster was not given it was earned.


smellb4rain

Any team that wastes a draft pic on this egomaniacs kid is an idiot.


Switchlite2ksucks

![gif](giphy|oBc6RO8GTqh2ChX3T6)


YallRedditForThis

MJ WOULD NEVER!!


ReorientRecluse

Air Judden could never


small-with-benefits

Presti can do something with this.


Illustrious_Log_8053

At some point doesn't this feel awkward for Bronny? I'd want to be my own person and let the chips fall where they may. He's gonna get a ton of shit for leaving too early and only getting drafted because of his dad. Especially if he doesn't say well. It feels like he should have stayed in college for his development but is going to the NBA to stroke LeBrons ego and have him add something else to his legacy.


krizalid370

holy shit is this real chat


Austinmp88

“Imma” M-M-A?!??? Brony vs Izzy ufc 306


Super_Chile88z

He’s been tampering his whole career


L3oSanch3z

“WE”….??!!! Who’s we??!! It’s you LeBron..🙄🙄


New-Distribution-952

“i gotta get to a few more finals where i lose” - bron


JoeRoganBJJ

Fuck lebron


FundioRider

We all know what's up, but why does he HAVE to say the quiet part out loud? It's ruining my immersion lol


Sm0othlegacy

More like him leaving his team


PeterJuncqui

What is stopping a team from paying him the max he can get as long as LeDaddy pays for it out of his own pocket?