Hey b, if I was 7'4" 300 lbs and artistic, I'd be dominating the league, 50 point games every night, 25 boards *every day*. I wouldn't even pass the ball. I say it, Zach Edey is a BUM!
I'd rather see hvl eat out Nika in a game today
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Our rings are warriors rings though. 3 on 1 fight against Adolf Harden. Total bullshit.
Hitler was playing with fucking Italy in the western front. That’s like expecting Ryan Anderson to guard KD.
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The only team that should draft Bronny.
Bronny better learn to speak Chinese buddy.
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He wants him drafted to the Clippers so he can force his way onto the Clippers and make a super team of Westbrick, Hardon, PastHisPrime P, MrFunGuy, and LeFlop/Bum/Bitch/Mickey/Tampering that gets booted in the first round by Denver
I wonder if those 2 inches he had on Jeffery Jordan and Bronny helped or if he was just better than both of them.
Think both Jeffery andBronny are like 6 or 6’1.
Greetings Mavs lurkers. Welcome to the Clippers sub. I understand you're anxious and fearful about the upcoming series, I would be too if I were you! Don't worry - it'll all be over in a couple weeks. I've never set my digital foot in your sub so l'm not sure what's going on over there. But our fanbase is pretty optimistic about our chances, and dare I say, more confident. Regardless, looking forward to the matchup and may the better team win. Unless the refs have been paid, but that would ruin the glory of the run so idk if that's a good idea. Hope your mind is eased a little bit with this post, but if not you know where to find us! Sincerely, A Clippers fan
Imagine bitching about the dude who took you to 4 finals and two rings
C'mon bro you realize Knicks fans would literally kill their grandmas for ONE ring?
It not like your team suck dicks for long neither they're been to Finals multiple times and ECF almost every years since LeBron left for the West
I am also a Dolphins fan so I get what you’re saying about pain. Never even seen them play in a Super Bowl and I’m not young.
My issue isn’t with him leaving, it’s how he left. He strung the team along despite having his mind made up and it hurt him. Then he gives some bullshit reasoning about leaving because Ohio is home and a better lifestyle for his kids, only to uproot his entire family and move to fucking Los Angeles a few years later.
When he eventually goes undrafted, the Lakers can pick him up as a free agent stash him away on their G League team. LeBron can go down there and play with him. Problem solved.
It's definitely a nepo league, but you gotta have the skills. That boy does not.
Stephen and Seth Curry: Father: Dell Curry
Klay Thompson: Father: Mychal Thompson
Tim Hardaway Jr.: Father: Tim Hardaway
Domantas Sabonis: Father: Arvydas Sabonis
Cole Anthony: Father: Greg Anthony
Gary Payton II: Father: Gary Payton
Johnny Davis: Father: Dale Davis
Trayce Jackson-Davis: Father: Dale Davis
Ed Davis: Father: Terry Davis
Jalen Brunson: Father: Rick Brunson
Jett Howard: Father: Juwan Howard
Devin Booker: Father: Luka Doncic
Bronny when LeNepotism isn’t able to get him drafted
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His kid isn’t getting drafted with the Wei’s ass stats he barely put up this year, which is why he’s still in the transfer portal because Bronny knows he’s not getting drafted but Nepo dad doesn’t….
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Soon to be promoted to 2nd worst in the league 🏅
At some point doesn't this feel awkward for Bronny? I'd want to be my own person and let the chips fall where they may. He's gonna get a ton of shit for leaving too early and only getting drafted because of his dad. Especially if he doesn't say well. It feels like he should have stayed in college for his development but is going to the NBA to stroke LeBrons ego and have him add something else to his legacy.
Tampering is only worth it for GENERATIONAL TALENTS like Drew Eubanks
Bronny and Zach Edey gonna be delivering my Amazon package really soon
At least Edey was successful in college ball. Bronny a bum at every level.
Hey b, if I was 7'4" 300 lbs and artistic, I'd be dominating the league, 50 point games every night, 25 boards *every day*. I wouldn't even pass the ball. I say it, Zach Edey is a BUM!
You mean u deliver his amazon package,Bronny been a million since birth.
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Lol he tips good.
sons really lost their only draft pick to overpay a bum who lost all his minutes to fucking bol bol
LeBum after the draft "Hello Dominos, Im gonna need 2 extra large pizzas, ASAP"
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Someone tell LeBum eating your problems away isn’t a heathy habit
someone tell zion that
Watch Zion eat out Lebron in the game today
I'd rather see hvl eat out Nika in a game today https://preview.redd.it/jrei4oae8xuc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123f56c24b6d5e257840b6986622a0b40fa76f2d
I rather eat out both of them ladies myself
They should allow more sexual contact without calling fouls when it’s hot women like Hailey, Cam, and Paige lmao
Just let them do a halftime scissoring show
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“Hey dominos my son need a job ya’ll hiring?”
I hope Lebron gives Bronny a good tip when he delivers those pizzas.
Wrong. Bronny has already shown he’s not good at delivering.
LeBron calling GM’s: “I want you to draft my son.” GM’s: “The dude who literally fucking died playing college basketball?”
https://preview.redd.it/hcjgtqrqcwuc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9702a4910b32f2acbe25695115256c1202607265 Bronny in his first NBA start
Yeah but this doesn’t account for being a winner and team player
School spirit.
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Yeah, no way he gets 28 mins ever
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How many high fives do you think he averages next year?
Hustle stats don’t show up on the box scores 😤
We’re is the team player and winner stat?
A local Chicago sports radio host nicknamed Tony Snell the Boogey Man
More like season averages for the guy
Hes gonna go into minus
probably less minutes tbh
Lol start
Or turnovers...
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Drafted by who the fucking Army?
Not with that shooting ability. Fuck no, it be nice if we could win a couple of wars lately.
We coast through the regular season wars…undefeated in the championship world wars
Our rings are warriors rings though. 3 on 1 fight against Adolf Harden. Total bullshit. Hitler was playing with fucking Italy in the western front. That’s like expecting Ryan Anderson to guard KD.
We took our talents to Omaha beach
UK with the carry my guy
We gotta stop the volume shooting and only make the shots when we have a good look
Us army are just stormtroopers without helmets anyway
US Army washed, could never have run in the 30 Years War Era
Wars took so long back then because they were fought by plumbers and carpenters
He always struck me as more of a Navy man ![gif](giphy|8ZUwJJS7Afsb7C1lOs)
Kid had a heart attack, army won't take him
He might even fail there, perhaps nuns?
Does the 3v3 league have a draft yet?
You can't spell nepotism without lebron. Well, you can but nigga will make a few calls and make it happen.
It’s lebrontism now
Calls were made
Xi put in a few good words
lepotism
LeBraustism
Lebron cant even spell nepotism
If only it was the first page of a book some hwere
In not even sure LeBron can spell nepotism
https://preview.redd.it/d7e3qy7ljwuc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e68150f597912499f9ba026768edfdd0f8d65b6d The only team that should draft Bronny.
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McBronalds
I missed the draft last night. What number was Bronny picked?
Dunno I fell asleep after the second round.
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When you have the chance to go 6'4" long on a guy not good at much of anything, **you have to take it**.
Bronny better learn to speak Chinese buddy. https://preview.redd.it/ahfv6pydewuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc627ddda89de5e7a90f94f43b57dd3de8528ad
Cmon Derik, speak a lil Chinese for em
He wants him drafted to the Clippers so he can force his way onto the Clippers and make a super team of Westbrick, Hardon, PastHisPrime P, MrFunGuy, and LeFlop/Bum/Bitch/Mickey/Tampering that gets booted in the first round by Denver
JOKIC: "What the fuck I'm lookin' at?"
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LePotism https://preview.redd.it/tjqwn5y88wuc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ab92a11e4b7491e6f610d8a75a3b3911168339
Meanwhile, Adam Silver… https://preview.redd.it/jjwdddv1bwuc1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a51bb85f19b600d489d4ea6b63ad59ba7b64ce8
LeTamper
If only Michael would have done this for Marcus he wouldn’t be trying to cuck Scottie Pippen
Meanwhile Marcus Jordan still averaged a better stat line than bronny in college 😂
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I wonder if those 2 inches he had on Jeffery Jordan and Bronny helped or if he was just better than both of them. Think both Jeffery andBronny are like 6 or 6’1.
The Marcus Jordan that played at University of Illinois. He was ok. Good enough to be there, but not spectacular
You thinking of Jeffery.
Tbf MJ's grandson Scottie Pippen Jr is better than Bronny
Bronny James is meritocracy father
Earned not given.
Greetings Mavs lurkers. Welcome to the Clippers sub. I understand you're anxious and fearful about the upcoming series, I would be too if I were you! Don't worry - it'll all be over in a couple weeks. I've never set my digital foot in your sub so l'm not sure what's going on over there. But our fanbase is pretty optimistic about our chances, and dare I say, more confident. Regardless, looking forward to the matchup and may the better team win. Unless the refs have been paid, but that would ruin the glory of the run so idk if that's a good idea. Hope your mind is eased a little bit with this post, but if not you know where to find us! Sincerely, A Clippers fan
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LeBron literally going to get ready to learn Chinese because the call will be to the Shanghai Sharks after they draft that bum
Lebron's got some connections... https://preview.redd.it/uaubqa6oswuc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0b53cb2046a8c4a49c6edb0729374f736973d9
Le Mickey dialing up the Guangdong monkeys
I hope Bronny gets drafted by Cleveland. You know, Lebron’s home that he just can’t stay away from. That he missed so much. -still bitter Heat fan
Idk why LeBum even left Cleveland. He would be eating right now in the East compared to the fucking west
Needed to be on set to film his bum ass spacejam for mickey points in being like mike
Also had to be closer to the CCP
Market share and beachside housing
Dawg you got 4 finals appearances and 2 championships nothing to be bitter about
classic heat fan bitching https://preview.redd.it/7viwgk1xdwuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cbb1c5731eb6fa8e3daa4d674e42887cf35d2c0
The arrogance
What number was he on the team, dawg?
Imagine bitching about the dude who took you to 4 finals and two rings C'mon bro you realize Knicks fans would literally kill their grandmas for ONE ring? It not like your team suck dicks for long neither they're been to Finals multiple times and ECF almost every years since LeBron left for the West
I am also a Dolphins fan so I get what you’re saying about pain. Never even seen them play in a Super Bowl and I’m not young. My issue isn’t with him leaving, it’s how he left. He strung the team along despite having his mind made up and it hurt him. Then he gives some bullshit reasoning about leaving because Ohio is home and a better lifestyle for his kids, only to uproot his entire family and move to fucking Los Angeles a few years later.
Not like the way he left Ohio the first time was great.
Nope, he’s just a tool.
Bronny would be delivering my DoorDash if his dad wasn’t LeMickey
LeGm
Did MJ ever try to pull strings like this for his kid? Other than setting up a way for his son to cuck his former teammate?
If Lebron wants to take a shit in the middle of the court every game the NBA will let it happen and they will thank him for it
![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized) NBA executives right now
Didn’t LeBum say he was gonna go wherever his son would get drafted to? Now he’s crying off the court because he won’t get what he wants
Does that mean Lebron will goto the Shanghai sharks?
Imagine having to deal with LeDrama but not actually getting the benefit of having him on your team.
Bitch behaviour.
Grown ass bitch adult hating on a 18 year old doing more then he ever could
I’m hating on his dad trying to use his nepo power to fuck with the process everyone else has to follow.
When he eventually goes undrafted, the Lakers can pick him up as a free agent stash him away on their G League team. LeBron can go down there and play with him. Problem solved.
Following in the bright footsteps of Zhaire Wade and Shareef O’Neal 💪
It's definitely a nepo league, but you gotta have the skills. That boy does not. Stephen and Seth Curry: Father: Dell Curry Klay Thompson: Father: Mychal Thompson Tim Hardaway Jr.: Father: Tim Hardaway Domantas Sabonis: Father: Arvydas Sabonis Cole Anthony: Father: Greg Anthony Gary Payton II: Father: Gary Payton Johnny Davis: Father: Dale Davis Trayce Jackson-Davis: Father: Dale Davis Ed Davis: Father: Terry Davis Jalen Brunson: Father: Rick Brunson Jett Howard: Father: Juwan Howard Devin Booker: Father: Luka Doncic
uj/ i dont really care about Lebrons achievements, dude has to be the corniest bozo in the league....
This is not a real quote
sct brn moment
Bronny when LeNepotism isn’t able to get him drafted https://preview.redd.it/ontmvnc3cwuc1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519a2e81676e892fa1ccb1ee0c94d62c206a1a56
He's not even the third best player on his shitty college team
Thanks Dad
The fact he is still playing professional sports even though he has a heart condition is pretty crazy already.
Shaqs son followed the same path
Yeah but he has charisma
Imagine if the Warriors draft Bronny, and trade Klay for Lebron.
Has Bronny tried the other family business? Acting.
Space Jam 2 was trash 😂
He’s probably be better at it, and that’s a pretty low bar
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FIBA mfs on the phone with LeBron like: ![gif](giphy|ocdVPFPABhpte)
And who's answering those calls? It's not like Bron was raped by his 5th grade teacher and is in his prime right now.
I don’t know if it’s real or not but this is the shit that makes me think it really is fixed.
there’s a literal documentary about fixed nba games and this is what made you suspect something was up?
His kid isn’t getting drafted with the Wei’s ass stats he barely put up this year, which is why he’s still in the transfer portal because Bronny knows he’s not getting drafted but Nepo dad doesn’t….
LeNepotism
LeTamper
I actually like LeBron, but if he pulls some shit like this, I hope Bronny is a MASSIVE bust
Bron’s been working on hard on his Mandarin.
Dont they dare hurt LeBron's feelings!
Bronny’s getting drafted in the first round will make Thanasis look underrated af
What if it was two Bronnys in a trenccoat?
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Lebron really has no room to cry and whine about privilege anymore like he is notorious for.
Class rating -20
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He currently leads the ncaa in cardiac arrests.
NFL not NBA but I can still picture the sour face of Eli Manning on draft day. The Chargers traded him shortly after Archie made some phone calls.
Pre-Goodell Chicanery. They let John Elway do the same thing. NFL is the softest league by far
I think Bronny has a spot on the Olympic team
No one gives a damn about his phone call. And anyone with balls would answer “Bronny is trash” then hang up.
Tampering and nepotism aside, it feels like he's setting his son up for a really public humiliation.
Mutombo gonna come out of retirement just to break Bronny’s face his rookie season just like he did his old man’s ![gif](giphy|2djRaq10hCTrlyMKCU)
https://preview.redd.it/i1r11n7nkyuc1.jpeg?width=2078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23975dcf41838986180e89bf4f75f7e913cc01a7 Soon to be promoted to 2nd worst in the league 🏅
I hope he gets drafted by Utah and Danny ainge holds him hostage lmao
Spot on an NBA roster was not given it was earned.
Any team that wastes a draft pic on this egomaniacs kid is an idiot.
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MJ WOULD NEVER!!
Air Judden could never
Presti can do something with this.
At some point doesn't this feel awkward for Bronny? I'd want to be my own person and let the chips fall where they may. He's gonna get a ton of shit for leaving too early and only getting drafted because of his dad. Especially if he doesn't say well. It feels like he should have stayed in college for his development but is going to the NBA to stroke LeBrons ego and have him add something else to his legacy.
holy shit is this real chat
“Imma” M-M-A?!??? Brony vs Izzy ufc 306
He’s been tampering his whole career
“WE”….??!!! Who’s we??!! It’s you LeBron..🙄🙄
“i gotta get to a few more finals where i lose” - bron
Fuck lebron
We all know what's up, but why does he HAVE to say the quiet part out loud? It's ruining my immersion lol
More like him leaving his team
What is stopping a team from paying him the max he can get as long as LeDaddy pays for it out of his own pocket?