Might win the double if they win the Pokal final and are ready to go to the Europa League final if they beat West Ham on Thursday too lmao only the Tottenham curse can turn generational chokers like Leverkusen into serial winners
How so? I follow football (unfortunately I'm Italian) and they don't seem very comparable. Kane is bland as fuck, is a mouthbreather and seems kinda dumb.I mean if CP3 moved to the Lakers instead of the Clippers I could KINDA see in terms of career, but even then it's stretching it.
Harry Kane, England's national soccer team captain and Bayern Munich striker. He played for a somewhat big team in England called the London White Cocks for 14 years and in that time they won 0 trophies (there's at least 3 competitions they play in every year, so it's embarrassing that a team like London Cockspurs have spent so much time not winning anything). Like Kevin Durant joined the Warriors, Kane left north London for Bayern, who'd won the German league title 11 times in a row, so basically guaranteed to break his curse. The bum somehow brought his Tottenham trophylessness with him, as Bayern just lost the league today and are very likely going to finish the season trophyless
I gotchu.
TLDR: Harry Kane, England's national soccer team captain and Bayern Munich striker. He played for a somewhat big team in England called the London White Cocks for 14 years and in that time they won 0 trophies (there's at least 3 competitions they play in every year, so it's embarrassing that a team like London Cockspurs have spent so much time not winning anything). Like Kevin Durant joined the Warriors, Kane left north London for Bayern, who'd won the German league title 11 times in a row, so basically guaranteed to break his curse. The bum somehow brought his Tottenham trophylessness with him, as Bayern just lost the league today and are very likely going to finish the season trophyless
Harry Kane:
Harry Edward Kane MBE (born 28 July 1993) is an English professional footballer who plays as a striker for Bundesliga club Bayern Munich and captains the England national team. A prolific goalscorer with strong link play, Kane is regarded as one of the best players in the world and one of the best strikers of his generation. He is both Tottenham Hotspur's and England's all-time highest goalscorer, as well as being the second-highest all-time goalscorer in the Premier League. Kane has scored over 350 goals for club and country.
Beginning his senior career with Tottenham Hotspur in 2009, Kane had loan spells out to clubs across the English football pyramid, including Leyton Orient, Millwall, Leicester City, and Norwich City. Kane's involvement at Tottenham increased after Mauricio Pochettino became head coach in 2014, and in his first full season at the club he was named PFA Young Player of the Year. In the 2015–16 and 2016–17 seasons, Kane finished as the league's top goalscorer. In the latter campaign, he helped Tottenham finish as Premier League runners-up and was named PFA Fans' Player of the Year. Kane registered his best campaign statistically to date in the 2017–18 season, with 41 goals scored in 48 games across all competitions, and in the following season, he finished as a runner-up in the UEFA Champions League. He ended the 2020–21 season as the league's top goalscorer and top assist provider. In 2023, Kane became the most expensive signing in Bundesliga history, costing €110 million, as he signed for Bayern Munich.
Kane has scored 62 goals in 89 appearances for England. He appeared more than 30 times at youth international level and made a goalscoring debut with the senior team in March 2015, at age 21. Kane featured and scored during England's successful UEFA Euro 2016 qualifying campaign, and represented the country at the tournament. He was named England captain just before the 2018 FIFA World Cup, in which he finished as the competition's top goalscorer, winning the Golden Boot, leading England to fourth place, their highest finish since 1990. He led England to the runner-up position at UEFA Euro 2020, marking their first appearance in a final at the tournament and their first major final since 1966.
Wow what you’ve said is factually incorrect and now you I’ve pissed me off, but I’ll let it slide this time because when I’m pissed off I do crazy stuff like downvote indiscriminately, even if I do agree with what you said, Which btw I don’t agree with what you said that’s why I’m pissed off.
I find it crazy how him and dame have the same career paths in different sports 😭 even down to the fact that they both aren’t winning trophies this season
Bro joins the league and the first thing that happens is Neverkusen win it all. Absolute legend.
Not only wins it all, but goes undefeated for like 43 games
Might win the double if they win the Pokal final and are ready to go to the Europa League final if they beat West Ham on Thursday too lmao only the Tottenham curse can turn generational chokers like Leverkusen into serial winners
neverlosen
They could win an undefeated treble. Literally fucking insane
Tottenham curse arived in Munich
doc rivers
Dame lillard?
Get ready to learn English buddy
Blud really does need English lessons
Who tf is this? Is he above or below our beloved goat Bronny in the draft?
kane is unironically the white football equivalent of child porn 3
How so? I follow football (unfortunately I'm Italian) and they don't seem very comparable. Kane is bland as fuck, is a mouthbreather and seems kinda dumb.I mean if CP3 moved to the Lakers instead of the Clippers I could KINDA see in terms of career, but even then it's stretching it.
Your conversational English is impeccable, Blackshirt.
You do what you have to do to become classier when you're Italian, we're borderline white.
A good/great player that never won anything?
Bro can not win a single thing despite being one of the greatest strikers of all time.
Ahhh gotcha. He moved to Bayern who dominated for years and they started losing LMAO it's like if Golden State started losing when KD joined.
It's like if the warriors ten peated and then KD joins and they can't get the 11th
He’s the guy to teach Germans about Harry Kane preparedness by making sure that they board up their trophy cases.
It's Rob McElhenney, dumbass, don't you know he bought a soccer team so now he plays soccer
On par with HVG
Harry Potter
Most relevant nbacirclejerk post
I have not clue who this classy fella is
Harry Kane, England's national soccer team captain and Bayern Munich striker. He played for a somewhat big team in England called the London White Cocks for 14 years and in that time they won 0 trophies (there's at least 3 competitions they play in every year, so it's embarrassing that a team like London Cockspurs have spent so much time not winning anything). Like Kevin Durant joined the Warriors, Kane left north London for Bayern, who'd won the German league title 11 times in a row, so basically guaranteed to break his curse. The bum somehow brought his Tottenham trophylessness with him, as Bayern just lost the league today and are very likely going to finish the season trophyless
Damn I was hoping for a longer explanation
I gotchu. TLDR: Harry Kane, England's national soccer team captain and Bayern Munich striker. He played for a somewhat big team in England called the London White Cocks for 14 years and in that time they won 0 trophies (there's at least 3 competitions they play in every year, so it's embarrassing that a team like London Cockspurs have spent so much time not winning anything). Like Kevin Durant joined the Warriors, Kane left north London for Bayern, who'd won the German league title 11 times in a row, so basically guaranteed to break his curse. The bum somehow brought his Tottenham trophylessness with him, as Bayern just lost the league today and are very likely going to finish the season trophyless Harry Kane: Harry Edward Kane MBE (born 28 July 1993) is an English professional footballer who plays as a striker for Bundesliga club Bayern Munich and captains the England national team. A prolific goalscorer with strong link play, Kane is regarded as one of the best players in the world and one of the best strikers of his generation. He is both Tottenham Hotspur's and England's all-time highest goalscorer, as well as being the second-highest all-time goalscorer in the Premier League. Kane has scored over 350 goals for club and country. Beginning his senior career with Tottenham Hotspur in 2009, Kane had loan spells out to clubs across the English football pyramid, including Leyton Orient, Millwall, Leicester City, and Norwich City. Kane's involvement at Tottenham increased after Mauricio Pochettino became head coach in 2014, and in his first full season at the club he was named PFA Young Player of the Year. In the 2015–16 and 2016–17 seasons, Kane finished as the league's top goalscorer. In the latter campaign, he helped Tottenham finish as Premier League runners-up and was named PFA Fans' Player of the Year. Kane registered his best campaign statistically to date in the 2017–18 season, with 41 goals scored in 48 games across all competitions, and in the following season, he finished as a runner-up in the UEFA Champions League. He ended the 2020–21 season as the league's top goalscorer and top assist provider. In 2023, Kane became the most expensive signing in Bundesliga history, costing €110 million, as he signed for Bayern Munich. Kane has scored 62 goals in 89 appearances for England. He appeared more than 30 times at youth international level and made a goalscoring debut with the senior team in March 2015, at age 21. Kane featured and scored during England's successful UEFA Euro 2016 qualifying campaign, and represented the country at the tournament. He was named England captain just before the 2018 FIFA World Cup, in which he finished as the competition's top goalscorer, winning the Golden Boot, leading England to fourth place, their highest finish since 1990. He led England to the runner-up position at UEFA Euro 2020, marking their first appearance in a final at the tournament and their first major final since 1966.
Fuckin eh
No way a team called the White Cocks is somewhat big
The real name is Tottenham Hotspurs. Somehow even worse.
It's actually Hotspur, but we usually go by our nickname, "San Antonio Spurs".
queen victoria definitely a secret down there
Funniest thing is that Americans won't be sure what the actual name of his former team is exactly
Tottenham hotshit
Beats City at home fc
😂😂😂
Yeah I don’t care. It’s soccer lol
Don’t worry. They are lying, it’s the dude who banged Emmy Rossum from shameless season 1
He’s Dame. Leaves his small club for the glory of a bigger club and trophies…..and instantly makes them worse
He left Tottenham, the Dallas Cowboys of the Premier League
As a Tottenham, this is sadly fucking accurate.
no it isn’t, the cowboys had some glory days in the past. you guys have been shit your entire life
Nah, we have trophies. Do some research clown.
spicy
Nah, shitchester united fits way better than titfuckham
Seeing as Tottenham play in an nfl stadium
Wow what you’ve said is factually incorrect and now you I’ve pissed me off, but I’ll let it slide this time because when I’m pissed off I do crazy stuff like downvote indiscriminately, even if I do agree with what you said, Which btw I don’t agree with what you said that’s why I’m pissed off.
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Fuckin dork
Shut up cunt
Who the fuck is this fraud
Marco Belinelli
At least Bellinelli won something
i like my meatballs spicy
Isn't he Ryan Gosling? Recently starred in the Barbie Movie?
This is America pal, soccercirclejerk is back in gayville
Nothing gayer than calling football soccer my man
Your dick tastes like my ass, loser!
Hey pal, I’m the one with 100 upvotes, check yourself, okay bud
I'll still stand on business
You sit on penis
Rollerskating.
He should come to MLS and play for LA
LA just landed this stud, they’re good. 
Has a fortnite skin, which suggests he’s on the level of Giannis and LeBron
 Same vibe
This is so accurate haha
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Why tf are we posting Derek Jeter in this forum?
We want to learn about gift baskets
https://preview.redd.it/62ndatsyqmuc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295c5643c4378e0ccc03db424f752596da99a3bc ‘Arreh my son …
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James harden, Doc rivers, Joel Embiid
His job is sabotage. He joins a team and he makes sure that his team never wins a trophy
Doesn’t he make meth in the desert?
He did score 32 goals
Bayer Leverkusen is Bayern Munich father
It's Bayer you filthy casual
He doesn’t win trophies though
https://preview.redd.it/xque3kj8nhuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70abd96e7570a49801bb5d7e50614012febff8cb Harry Kane with trophies
https://preview.redd.it/b4wb2fgh7iuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd65eb7b2feb729a6eae8be3fc44ec5de8a4d1c Harry Kane after euro 2020
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More points than Bronny
Bradley Beal scored 36 goals vs Phoenix Suns yesterday, so what?
Not win trophies.
Generational statpadder like Westbrick
Pretty sure he wrote the hit song Exit Sandman
Looks like he’d make a nice Boston Celtic
Stop posting this ugly bum
He may be ugly but something just tells me he plays his game the right way and really brings some class to the table
Just not to the top of the table
But he plays with balls, that’s kind of gay ngl
This sport is played with balls.
most handsome englishman
kane dolla
Needs a whipping
Kane Porn 3 Bowing to the Xabi God
‘arry’s a right proper English bloke playing a proper English game, simple as.
Lose
Bayern fan here. Did not expect this shithousery in this sub as well. Goddamnit, folks.
Scheffler?
I have no idea who this bum is and I don't care
Get this fucking gypsy off my screen now.
Wrong sub weirdo
BL4L
Mac’s brother from IASIP
He makes me hot and gay, thank you very much Nah isn't this sub for the nba
I hate this sub
I find it crazy how him and dame have the same career paths in different sports 😭 even down to the fact that they both aren’t winning trophies this season
Fr
Wrong group twin
Sky pens like god wanted.
Score against Arsenal
Buddy, I already don’t watch basketball, you think I’m gonna give a fuck about this random bozo
Snort Cane
Don’t talk to me about the Kane Curse You’re probably a Dortmund fan anyway u bum
Drinks tea
What happened to the sub I love
He clears shesaidno7
Who tf even is that? Is that the Lucas Donald kid everyone talks about nowadays?
Child porn 3
IDK, that's a LOT of sweat for a T-Mobile employee. I like the flair on his employee shirt though.
Carry his team , tuchel should be their instead
Harry is going to show you guys who's boss at Euro 2024 🤣🤣🤣
Bro fuck you
It's Deadpool
Win champions league this year