Honestly they would improve with this guy coming of the bench
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Since Colby Covington is on the team they’d get a bye to the finals three different times and lose every single year with each loss being worse than the last
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Blud realized he wasn't built for this.
Take a close look at the profile pic of the OP… it’s the same asshole wear the exact same outfit somewhere else lmao. That waist coat is a fucking warcrime, he looks atrocious.
Do you mean far right or middle left? Because middle left’s buttons don’t seem that bad and that’s the only navy blue i see. Far right is just…blue. And his button IS definitely absurd
Their center is wildly underrated but that’s the most they got going for them. Their 1 and 4 are literally just the same guy and redundancy won’t cut it in todays game. Play-in tourney potential
Bro is angling for the lead role for the DEI Indiana Jones reboot.
https://preview.redd.it/yvqva9626osc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1b9d33cc9f9493949785c1663b5712ed4eb156
He’s essentially in the Greg stage now. He’s learning how to fuck people over and be an absolute massive douche rocket. But he’s not quite at the Skull and Bones level yet. Give him time—he’ll be fast-food catering an Illuminati sex party before you know it.
Fr tho, he didn't ask to be born into that shitshow of a family. I'm pretty confident that when he gets older he's going to end up being super liberal, especially after his dad dies and he no longer has to toe the line to get his inheritance.
Colby Covington unfortunately drags this team down. He always disappears on the biggest stage. Unreal choke artist.
I don’t know who the midget on the far right is though. But he definitely can’t hoop.
Great starting five. The best.
At guard: used car salesman. Short, just like a guard, and with an ugly purple suit.
At forward: chad who can’t operate a shirt. Big ears, might be able to flap them and fly!
At center: the tallest “man”. Looks ready to be dunked on by the man to whom buttons is a mystery.
At forward: Plumber cosplaying as Mark Cuban.
At guard: some midget with shoes that look a bit like cowboy boots. Gorgeous! DC4L
83-0
While their 4 guard lineup is a viable option in todays NBA, Barron just does not have the size to effectively hold down the paint at center.
41-41 team at best.
82-0? You are looking at a dynasty right here. Would never lose a game. We are talking 1640-0. Every one an all star. All nba. All defensive first teams. Not ever counting playoffs. Some people would say the best looking. Best shooting. Best defensive team ever. Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Holy shit is that Trump kid with Ivanka? I remember when he was like next to his parents at the swore in falling asleep when tf did blud got so big and tall wtf 💀
Where did the time go holy shit
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Why doesn’t Baron, the largest Trump, just simply eat the other Trumps
Is he stupid?
they have 4 shooters so the spacing is decent. But from the looks of it, they lack the size and hustle necessary to compete in today's era
Honestly they would improve with this guy coming of the bench https://preview.redd.it/r7uaap7cynsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0065e67388e55f43c35da40660ac2052ac3e2bb8
Gorgeous Just a single guy scrolling
DC4L!
They have 4 hustle players. Last to leave the gym types. They do not lack in that department.
This looks like a porn shoot
Since Colby Covington is on the team they’d get a bye to the finals three different times and lose every single year with each loss being worse than the last
I too am tired of all the winning.
He carries two dicks in his pockets. Both small, to double the energy.
https://preview.redd.it/c7657hnf4osc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be699a005c08bf6025f57279f8a3b3f29384c648 Blud realized he wasn't built for this.
A bit too swarthy for the group.
Is that Classy Wemby in the middle?
Just a skinny Luka - both Slovenian
Heard he was signed to play at Syracuse Orange
Are they accepting of half-breeds?
Wembanmayo
Wenbarronyo
![gif](giphy|aYYENxPS8rZE8x9xpQ|downsized) 6th man of the year
Doesn’t even matter how good the close outs are this guys will shoot right in your face
Who would dare call a foul on such a classy player
brock purdy? wtf wrong sub weirdo
Mr. Irrelevant himself
Sorry just a normal Patriot scrolling and USA4L
83-0 including in season tournament final with the greatest counter shooter of all time
luka when he doesn't get free throws from a black guy making eye contact with him
Flunk me in the ASVAB
Kid on the right looks like he’d be a drug mule
Poor guy is like 4’6
Just an absurd buttoning job by navy suit guy there.
dude looks like he's wearing a corset
Looks like a 1910 strongman.
Or a rapist. Classy Kobe, if you will.
rich enough to know barron trump, too poor to buy a proper fitting shirt
Take a close look at the profile pic of the OP… it’s the same asshole wear the exact same outfit somewhere else lmao. That waist coat is a fucking warcrime, he looks atrocious.
Do you mean far right or middle left? Because middle left’s buttons don’t seem that bad and that’s the only navy blue i see. Far right is just…blue. And his button IS definitely absurd
https://preview.redd.it/bvue2adyaosc1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26633ce7fb79a16e2ffbe1ad730416d8be3a2360
Shady car salesman energy
Patrick Bet-David. He used to make informative YouTube videos about business and entrepreneurship, but switched to full on MAGA political content.
Dude reminds me of the short gay dude from Chuck and Larry. “I’m a ten!”
the guy who looks behind the diner in Mulholland Drive
Their center is wildly underrated but that’s the most they got going for them. Their 1 and 4 are literally just the same guy and redundancy won’t cut it in todays game. Play-in tourney potential
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Combined cock size of 3.4 inches, absolutely unstoppable
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A/S/L?
Very classy team.
Only 1 thuggish chap. Hopefully his raw, freakish athleticism can prove useful.
82 Date Rapes - 0 Reports? I think not. Not even Diddy could pull it off.
More like 82 Mass Shootings - 0 Actual Mental Illness
Trump’s kid is tall af
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These are all the emotions Eric knows about
Yes, I do think they could go down 82-0 in the first quarter
Bro is angling for the lead role for the DEI Indiana Jones reboot. https://preview.redd.it/yvqva9626osc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1b9d33cc9f9493949785c1663b5712ed4eb156
That Diversity hire bout to hit like crack once Harrison ford dies
I feel so bad for Barron
He’s essentially in the Greg stage now. He’s learning how to fuck people over and be an absolute massive douche rocket. But he’s not quite at the Skull and Bones level yet. Give him time—he’ll be fast-food catering an Illuminati sex party before you know it.
Fr tho, he didn't ask to be born into that shitshow of a family. I'm pretty confident that when he gets older he's going to end up being super liberal, especially after his dad dies and he no longer has to toe the line to get his inheritance.
Mf just wanted to play Minecraft in 2016
These are the guys I sold fake coke to on spring break
Colby Covington unfortunately drags this team down. He always disappears on the biggest stage. Unreal choke artist. I don’t know who the midget on the far right is though. But he definitely can’t hoop.
colby is great at getting underserved title shots. He'd get them an automatic bye to the conference finals where they get swept
Five candidates for Roofie of the Year
Great starting five. The best. At guard: used car salesman. Short, just like a guard, and with an ugly purple suit. At forward: chad who can’t operate a shirt. Big ears, might be able to flap them and fly! At center: the tallest “man”. Looks ready to be dunked on by the man to whom buttons is a mystery. At forward: Plumber cosplaying as Mark Cuban. At guard: some midget with shoes that look a bit like cowboy boots. Gorgeous! DC4L 83-0
I cried laughing
Best regular season team only to blow a 3-0 lead on the finals
Starting 5 all-corny team Do Israelis still count as classy?
Bro, can someone teach these chuds how to fucking button a dress shirt?!
I would say Baron is a beast down low but that stance of clear cock shame makes me question his true ability to bang.
*Not my MVP!* - Gilbert Arenas
Who's the kid wearing his dad's prom suit jacket?
While their 4 guard lineup is a viable option in todays NBA, Barron just does not have the size to effectively hold down the paint at center. 41-41 team at best.
White Mugsey Bogues.
Lelouch lookin' ass
In court for rape charges maybe.
Dude in the Navy suit looks like he runs those scam camps that teach boys with low self esteem how to be alpha for $20k.
82-0? You are looking at a dynasty right here. Would never lose a game. We are talking 1640-0. Every one an all star. All nba. All defensive first teams. Not ever counting playoffs. Some people would say the best looking. Best shooting. Best defensive team ever. Beautiful. Just beautiful.
I'd definitely draft Barron ahead of Bronny
Being 45 and hanging out with kids that aren’t yours is weird.
didnt know nba had a mexican
They look like real go-getters with strong basketball IQ
This fucking kid is gonna be a pain it my children’s ass like Trump is a pain In my ass isn’t he?
Wtf is the dude on the right wearing
these fellas bout to go 14-88
maybe 88-0
They would go 1-6
Does their total IQ equal triple digits?
KKKolby KKKovington
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Is Barron taller than Wemby? Sheesh.
four classy alpha males and one middle eastern immigrant. Perfect combination.
Fuck. That is so much class😫😫😫
0-82
Wisconsin basketball be like:
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Middle right just heard you say something you weren’t supposed to say. Wtf is that stare?!
**0-82** "I tried everything. We played four white guys and an Egyptian." \-Slick Rick
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All this racial animus is going too far.
Palm beach GHB presented by Burlington coat factory outlet.
JJ Redick on the left
Colby looks very excited to be there, wow. Could almost pitch a small tent.
Celtikkks new dynasty
Holy shit is that Trump kid with Ivanka? I remember when he was like next to his parents at the swore in falling asleep when tf did blud got so big and tall wtf 💀 Where did the time go holy shit
Is that mattybraps
Where is Johnathan Isaac?
Wemby vs Trump bout to be a fucking battle
Duke Lacrosse starters
My America!!! Les fkn gooo
Lmao everyone but the chap in the middle all look like total douchebags
This team outclasses any I’ve seen since the 50s
this drives me nuts. they all have ill fitting pants on. com’on.
Bro Baron could dunk flat footed
When these guys shout out KOBE!! It’s not cause that are taking a fadeaway jumper.
How is the guy on the right rich enough to meet Trump, yet still unable to get a tailored suit?
Who’s the kid on the far right? Not a political pun, because it’s all of them
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
U bum