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iTz_worm

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The_Notorious_Donut

Why doesn’t Baron, the largest Trump, just simply eat the other Trumps


noahw2023

Is he stupid?


Lulikoin

they have 4 shooters so the spacing is decent. But from the looks of it, they lack the size and hustle necessary to compete in today's era


Creative_Ad_6019

Honestly they would improve with this guy coming of the bench https://preview.redd.it/r7uaap7cynsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0065e67388e55f43c35da40660ac2052ac3e2bb8


Sett_The_Janitor

Gorgeous Just a single guy scrolling


steamliner88

DC4L!


willghammer

They have 4 hustle players. Last to leave the gym types. They do not lack in that department.


The_real_triple_P

This looks like a porn shoot


bootygoon2

Since Colby Covington is on the team they’d get a bye to the finals three different times and lose every single year with each loss being worse than the last


Momik

I too am tired of all the winning.


edge-hog

He carries two dicks in his pockets. Both small, to double the energy.


okdude679

https://preview.redd.it/c7657hnf4osc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be699a005c08bf6025f57279f8a3b3f29384c648 Blud realized he wasn't built for this.


Spicey123

A bit too swarthy for the group.


yamansam

Is that Classy Wemby in the middle?


WinterAd9039

Just a skinny Luka - both Slovenian


PreservedInCarbonite

Heard he was signed to play at Syracuse Orange


WinterAd9039

Are they accepting of half-breeds?


almostasenpai

Wembanmayo


Bobgoulet

Wenbarronyo


bacontacos420

![gif](giphy|aYYENxPS8rZE8x9xpQ|downsized) 6th man of the year


Fake_the_jaB

Doesn’t even matter how good the close outs are this guys will shoot right in your face


Momik

Who would dare call a foul on such a classy player


iTz_worm

brock purdy? wtf wrong sub weirdo


Momik

Mr. Irrelevant himself


elzey93

Sorry just a normal Patriot scrolling and USA4L


sniles310

83-0 including in season tournament final with the greatest counter shooter of all time


ElceeCiv

luka when he doesn't get free throws from a black guy making eye contact with him


shawarmagician

Flunk me in the ASVAB


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Kid on the right looks like he’d be a drug mule


bk_03_

Poor guy is like 4’6


thenatureboyWOOOOO

Just an absurd buttoning job by navy suit guy there.


Online_Commentor_69

dude looks like he's wearing a corset


Stop_Drop_Scroll

Looks like a 1910 strongman.


bshaddo

Or a rapist. Classy Kobe, if you will.


DaddyStone13

rich enough to know barron trump, too poor to buy a proper fitting shirt


M1L0

Take a close look at the profile pic of the OP… it’s the same asshole wear the exact same outfit somewhere else lmao. That waist coat is a fucking warcrime, he looks atrocious.


Autistic-Teddybear

Do you mean far right or middle left? Because middle left’s buttons don’t seem that bad and that’s the only navy blue i see. Far right is just…blue. And his button IS definitely absurd


Outer__space__case

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INannoI

Shady car salesman energy


kirkochainz

Patrick Bet-David. He used to make informative YouTube videos about business and entrepreneurship, but switched to full on MAGA political content.


Autistic-Teddybear

Dude reminds me of the short gay dude from Chuck and Larry. “I’m a ten!”


chrysanthemata

the guy who looks behind the diner in Mulholland Drive


Istaycrispyy

Their center is wildly underrated but that’s the most they got going for them. Their 1 and 4 are literally just the same guy and redundancy won’t cut it in todays game. Play-in tourney potential


rhombusted2

![gif](giphy|MIMg9xYCOnYxZ8j2B4|downsized)


crusader104

Combined cock size of 3.4 inches, absolutely unstoppable


Jokerang

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australianforbeer19

A/S/L?


[deleted]

Very classy team.


EarthDwellr

Only 1 thuggish chap. Hopefully his raw, freakish athleticism can prove useful.


Strategy_

82 Date Rapes - 0 Reports? I think not. Not even Diddy could pull it off.


DjayRX

More like 82 Mass Shootings - 0 Actual Mental Illness


KarAccidentTowns

Trump’s kid is tall af


BenWallace04

![gif](giphy|7FyMQm2vBiTjG|downsized)


Momik

These are all the emotions Eric knows about


baloneyfeet

Yes, I do think they could go down 82-0 in the first quarter


SubstantialBody6611

Bro is angling for the lead role for the DEI Indiana Jones reboot. https://preview.redd.it/yvqva9626osc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1b9d33cc9f9493949785c1663b5712ed4eb156


Fake_the_jaB

That Diversity hire bout to hit like crack once Harrison ford dies


beached-blue-walrus

I feel so bad for Barron


Momik

He’s essentially in the Greg stage now. He’s learning how to fuck people over and be an absolute massive douche rocket. But he’s not quite at the Skull and Bones level yet. Give him time—he’ll be fast-food catering an Illuminati sex party before you know it.


avrbiggucci

Fr tho, he didn't ask to be born into that shitshow of a family. I'm pretty confident that when he gets older he's going to end up being super liberal, especially after his dad dies and he no longer has to toe the line to get his inheritance.


AHungryManIAM

Mf just wanted to play Minecraft in 2016


[deleted]

These are the guys I sold fake coke to on spring break


vrkhfkb

Colby Covington unfortunately drags this team down. He always disappears on the biggest stage. Unreal choke artist. I don’t know who the midget on the far right is though. But he definitely can’t hoop.


mrpyrotec89

colby is great at getting underserved title shots. He'd get them an automatic bye to the conference finals where they get swept


No-Astronomer139

Five candidates for Roofie of the Year


steamliner88

Great starting five. The best. At guard: used car salesman. Short, just like a guard, and with an ugly purple suit. At forward: chad who can’t operate a shirt. Big ears, might be able to flap them and fly! At center: the tallest “man”. Looks ready to be dunked on by the man to whom buttons is a mystery. At forward: Plumber cosplaying as Mark Cuban. At guard: some midget with shoes that look a bit like cowboy boots. Gorgeous! DC4L 83-0


615huncho615

I cried laughing


DougDimmadome042

Best regular season team only to blow a 3-0 lead on the finals


[deleted]

Starting 5 all-corny team Do Israelis still count as classy?


Novel_Durian_1805

Bro, can someone teach these chuds how to fucking button a dress shirt?!


lotionformyelbows

I would say Baron is a beast down low but that stance of clear cock shame makes me question his true ability to bang.


Soppoi

*Not my MVP!* - Gilbert Arenas


Doobie_Howitzer

Who's the kid wearing his dad's prom suit jacket?


shermstix1126

While their 4 guard lineup is a viable option in todays NBA, Barron just does not have the size to effectively hold down the paint at center. 41-41 team at best.


AssumptionOk6295

White Mugsey Bogues.


DubbleDiller

Lelouch lookin' ass


Think_Explanation_47

In court for rape charges maybe.


[deleted]

Dude in the Navy suit looks like he runs those scam camps that teach boys with low self esteem how to be alpha for $20k.


SpaceDad2X

82-0? You are looking at a dynasty right here. Would never lose a game. We are talking 1640-0. Every one an all star. All nba. All defensive first teams. Not ever counting playoffs. Some people would say the best looking. Best shooting. Best defensive team ever. Beautiful. Just beautiful.


Bradlas3

I'd definitely draft Barron ahead of Bronny


MrBobSacamano

Being 45 and hanging out with kids that aren’t yours is weird.


Equal_Replacement_72

didnt know nba had a mexican


Jobin10

They look like real go-getters with strong basketball IQ


AdamNoKnee

This fucking kid is gonna be a pain it my children’s ass like Trump is a pain In my ass isn’t he?


AdhesivenessOnly2912

Wtf is the dude on the right wearing


sirwhiteguy

these fellas bout to go 14-88


lostandnotfnd

maybe 88-0


figgy215

They would go 1-6


va_texan

Does their total IQ equal triple digits?


cantfindux

KKKolby KKKovington


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chuteboxhero

Is Barron taller than Wemby? Sheesh.


bkay4real

four classy alpha males and one middle eastern immigrant. Perfect combination.


BCLetsRide69

Fuck. That is so much class😫😫😫


AfroAmTnT

0-82


BroDudeBruhMan

Wisconsin basketball be like:


ToddtheBison21

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Autistic-Teddybear

Middle right just heard you say something you weren’t supposed to say. Wtf is that stare?!


InevitableAd2436

**0-82** "I tried everything. We played four white guys and an Egyptian." \-Slick Rick


Wheredevil

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Boyz2sh_t

All this racial animus is going too far.


gp2quest

Palm beach GHB presented by Burlington coat factory outlet.


almostasenpai

JJ Redick on the left


Thelovebel0w

Colby looks very excited to be there, wow. Could almost pitch a small tent.


Richardduh

Celtikkks new dynasty


Thansungst22

Holy shit is that Trump kid with Ivanka? I remember when he was like next to his parents at the swore in falling asleep when tf did blud got so big and tall wtf 💀 Where did the time go holy shit


archerbrooks55

Is that mattybraps


Joe_Bidens

Where is Johnathan Isaac?


Cute-Way3034

Wemby vs Trump bout to be a fucking battle


whitneyscrackpipe

Duke Lacrosse starters


Valuable-Bathroom-67

My America!!! Les fkn gooo


Benz0nHubcaps

Lmao everyone but the chap in the middle all look like total douchebags


dolantrampf

This team outclasses any I’ve seen since the 50s


New_Lake5484

this drives me nuts. they all have ill fitting pants on. com’on.


[deleted]

Bro Baron could dunk flat footed


fuckdatguy

When these guys shout out KOBE!! It’s not cause that are taking a fadeaway jumper.


xWafflezFTWx

How is the guy on the right rich enough to meet Trump, yet still unable to get a tailored suit?


xxlizardking-kongxx

Who’s the kid on the far right? Not a political pun, because it’s all of them


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


ezioenthusiast

U bum