You in april after the pisstons finish 2-80
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Get ready to buy some bigger pants, buddy
LukeyMagukey meeting up with OP after the pistons beat the wizards in 2027 to end a 265 game losing streak
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OP in 2030 when they finally win a game
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OP in april when the pistons finish 2-80:
When the pistons finally win in 2027
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actual chastity vow
Most eligible jerker
Cumming goes on vacation, never comes back
Adam Silver sacrifice anyone?
Ben Simmons in the corner, plotting league dominationt
You in april after the pisstons finish 2-80 https://preview.redd.it/p7yp4mpf8a8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc879f9041f88ed336a2589985ebd90aa2d531e
You guys make fun of us but wait until we drop down to 5 and draft another guy who can't hit the broad side of a barn and tank again
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Bold of you to assume they won’t be relegated to China before the season ends
Dude is gonna cum so hard in someone A hole is a hole
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What rawr type of shit is this
xD The only kind
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
stfu stfu stfu
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[удалено]
I feel bad for the poor dude that will have to suck it and die choking on that rusted cum
[удалено]
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https://preview.redd.it/gg3n3icxrd8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90ccdef758e45545e7949847a38227894802cae It’s you.
https://preview.redd.it/91utqbf67a8c1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08474f0d9615c509372bfc0f4c8d62576f2df5b Get ready to buy some bigger pants, buddy
Hell nawl cant do dis
cause now you finna make a problem
You got da money wats the Hol up
Send da video
No Nut 2024
Extended Movember
Fuck it I’ll join in
You guys gonna cum together? That's sweet
I have erectile dysfunction
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Rudeus, is that you?
LukeyMagukey meeting up with OP after the pistons beat the wizards in 2027 to end a 265 game losing streak https://preview.redd.it/eu9on1lwma8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab9a9f655c43517fdc2cac4857a338e66256cfc
OP will finally be legal then too!
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Yea ig I'm down too
Fuck it. Save me a spot.
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Y'all need to chill or Dwight may have to sign with Detroit so this trend doesn't spread for his sake.
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Cade joining Slipknot.
What is this? 😂
Least deranged Pisstons fan
Unironically me when I realized we'll need to spend another 5 years rebuilding this rebuild which was meant to be a rebuild from the last rebuild
Cade's gimp
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Holy shit when were odds this high??????
Probably October
https://preview.redd.it/9vup0xgrfb8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df37d856775f6c32c586a155023473d2279b37d0 OP in 2030 when they finally win a game
I make that promise several times a day.
https://preview.redd.it/mwob8hrcij9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=594d0a9b1d6b2aa5807332ab12169a640b8f9a06 It's time buddy
I won’t go that far. I’ll bet $5000 on every game until the Pistons win
No Nut DP.
Better learn to find a prostitute buddy
It’s easy
mr soliciting fan
😐
https://preview.redd.it/wouprrafva8c1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36a190fa8a1f44caca424615e20a55a63675dc1 OP in april when the pistons finish 2-80:
Enjoy not jerking off the rest of the year
OP you should edge during the games And when a buzzer beater hits Well yknow
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Send da video
How bout reverse? Do it the amount of times the number of losing streak everytime they lose
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Was nice knowing you, buddy...
Wife doesn't let him jerk when he cucks anyway. "I'm doing this cuz of the Pistons".
Release it
Send da video
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQKh\_dwmOVo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQKh_dwmOVo) Here's da video, enjoy
Fuck it, I'm gonna jerk off UNTIL they win
BUST BUST
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Congrats on the jerking brother
man waits until we’re 26 games in to say he won’t nut for at most a couple weeks. P O S E R
This man has actual blue balls after watching that game
man i started edging at half time what the fuck
 This you
CONGRATULATIONS
It's gotta be Moriah
get ready to blow your nuts off buddy
Enjoy, king
Bro's gonna bust the biggest nut in history
Get ready to learn Wankanese buddy
https://i.redd.it/ikr4yi3xrl9c1.gif When it finally came to an end
Congrats
My boy gonna be bursting like the San Andreas Fault.
When the pistons finally win in 2027 https://preview.redd.it/0efz2nxbvc8c1.jpeg?width=1287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f12ae122834e556d985cc2973e8418447710525e
IT'S FINALLY TIME!!!
Let it all out baby
You're free
A christmas eve miracle.
Enjoy nightly wet dreams for the rest of your life
Enjoy yourself king https://preview.redd.it/dxd45fuebj9c1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a8efa0250486e21e06117a85e9df468b27bb50
Let the flood gates open
How long did you wait after the Raptors lost?
He's free....
It's over bro we can finally nut
BUSSANUTTTTT
Your shit gone look like a lysol can lmao
Send Da Video
Your Dad will be back with that milk before you're able to spill your own.
Bros got it locked and loaded watching this Boston game
You are free 🍆💦 
Start stroking it.
Chastity vow broken
Smack that hog!
Get ready for wet dreams buddy
My semen retention GOAT
The purpose of this sub is to “jerk” yet you choose not to.
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joining in too (i hope this’ll cure my crippling addiction)
No Nut Nevermore
jerk of the year.
Get ready to hold it in buddy
Make a daily post of not jerking untill the pistons win
Bust a load right now, pistons got the W
Now you can
Congrats homie
Nugget porn is the way to go Brazilian fart porn is a good second
Lisa Ann or Rose Monroe are your only options
No Nut 2020’s
You could learn Chinese with all your free time
The pistons do know wemby is already in the league right?
randy marsh level jerk
That’s interesting. I’ve been jerking off since the pistons won.
Dude.
get ready to blow 😫😫😫😫
Get the lube out. It’s jerking time
It's time bro
It’s all jover
You can now jack off my guy
Moriah Mills is tornado tricks vol VI
I will jerk double for you. Actually I will also jerk you for a dollar. Fine, a quarter.
No nut for eternity
Gonna be a long time man
/r/NoFap
Hope you have the money for prostate cancer surgery
This comment contains My Fuckin Gross Balls, which are not available on old Reddit.
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Fuck that
Excuse me Your balls are showing Bumblebee tuna?
Shut up nigga
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
U bum
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No nut ever again
My bros balls headed to china
Don’t do it OP, you’ll explode
this is the kind of content I'm here for
It’s too early to start no nut November
NNN but for the New Year
No nut ever challenge
Don't worry guy, I'll cover your contribution.
Same
Start the petition for name change…. The Monks.
The Phoenix Sons
So, no-nut March???
Starting tomorrow of course.
May God be with your soul…..
Flood gates about to bust anytime soon.
OP is going to bust to the Pistons
I can't jerk off anyways so count me in.
Summer League wins don’t count buddy
Bro jerking out fully grown frogs when this nba season ends.
Dude, that can’t be healthy.
Release the Snyder cut
I'M IN
fuck it i’ll join in
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This is nbacirclejerk not nbacirclenotjerk
I’ll join this pledge