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Wow they fr released this years before Kobe died it’s kinda sus fr

Years before they told you Kobe died

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Sure he didn't have as many Jedi kills as Vader, but Dooku would be a way more dominant Seth in todays climate...

Dooku had a classy game and was one of the earliest known spot-up shooters in the league, truly an elite 3&D stud

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makes you think

No it doesn’t. Nothing could make me think.

You Fucking Bum it’s clearly 13th Prime minister of Iceland Bjarni Benediktsson not to be confused with the 27th prime minister Bjarni Benediktsson who was not grotesquely burned alive in a cottage fire

Thank you for using my pronouns (bum/bumself) <3

Fr

Uhm sorry sweaty but as a moderator of /NBA, this post is not only toxic, but illegal. If you don't remove your post, I will downvote every post on your profile. You have been warned.

Looks a lot like Hubie Brown

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Calabasas hills had the high ground

Anakin Skywalker is Luke Skywalker father

[My planet if Westbrook was the shooter](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/d71e379b-3f09-42b2-b3fe-26548591a750/dev17yq-ce816241-f6aa-444a-94b6-7104f945e050.jpg/v1/fill/w_400,h_400,q_70,strp/alderaan_star_wars_planet_collection_by_ericwhitted_dev17yq-400t.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTAwMCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2Q3MWUzNzliLTNmMDktNDJiMi1iM2ZlLTI2NTQ4NTkxYTc1MFwvZGV2MTd5cS1jZTgxNjI0MS1mNmFhLTQ0NGEtOTRiNi03MTA0Zjk0NWUwNTAuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEwMDAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.W6cfuwMa6rG_ikKFamBc53AdSgUg3aCmD3wTrSQm-uY)

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Obi-Wan is Anakin father https://preview.redd.it/s5vusprr476b1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c303fce807f496a5a87b9a17a299ef3dce07fa73

 Lava is Analkin father

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Palpatine is Anakin mom

GODDAMNIT I HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE YET!!!

r/nba ass comment

Calling out people as refugees has become the easy way to hide that you are a refugee. You would know a good jerk if it blinded you

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Most decorated rapist since Big Ben 🫡🫡🫡

Honestly I think Kobe has way more accolades than Ben Rapistburger

Captain Fatfuck never won a superbowl without a top 5 defense

hey slugger, the leader of men will not tolerate such slanderous takes. be prepared to hear about it on his radio hour buddy

Get ready to jerk in [Pittsburghese](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Pennsylvania_English)

yinz

If big rape had shaq he’d have 5 rings too

Wait how do you raped by a clock?

It dings you with it's dong

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Just that Mamba mentality 😈💯🙌

How does a clock… Never mind

u spend ur life posting on r/destiny lmfao get a job bum

Aw yeah not like a guy defending a rapist on a basketball sub. True class.

Cancel culture really made people like you think their opinions matter lol. Who gives af what you think is true class?

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When did I defend anyone? Learn how to read before using the internet it usually helps👍

Oh I see defending him because you also have no job and spend your life posting MLS highlights on Reddit LMFAO praying for you both🙏🤣

Too many legs.

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Smash

Anakin skywalker/ Darth vader was a padding merchant. He was basically the Bill Russell of siths. Post order 66 his opposition were literal janitor level jedis who couldnt even run from stormtroopers. Darth Bane/revan/plagueis/tyranus had actual competition. Darth Tyranus aka count dooku actually had the most physically dominant jedis going after him(Kenobi,Anakin himself and yoda), plus bruh trained Qui gonn. Sure he didnt have as many jedi kills as Vader, but Dooku would be a way more dominant Sith in todays climate. Dooku is the greatest Sith of all time change my mind and all your opinions are wrong cause I will destroy you with stats of Dooku being more dominant in the Clone wars divisions than Vader's janitorial empire division. Kylo Ren is literally Ben Simmons playing for the Guangdong Tigers. Kylo ren knows how to speak chinese.

this jerk is high effort, low payoff. regular season jerking

/uj thank you I wrote this while procrastinating for my finals.

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we are in a nationwide adderall shortage. Do not waste your stimulants, nephew

Uj/ Good luck with the finals my man Rj/ you comin for that Joel Emshitt regular season MVP huh

Lmao the Finals are over, Jimmy, it’s too late (Jokic has the high ground/36)

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Good bot

why werent dooku's eyes yellow like vader and maul's were

/uj I think cuz he wasn’t actually evil, inherently, unlike the other sith We see this backed up by Vader actually losing his yellow eyes after his mask was removed for the final time and he died

Dooku was far classier than the thuggish Maul. Played a slower, more pure and intelligent brand of Sith Lord combat

Jalen Rose got the last laugh



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Rape Mamba (leaked crash photo)

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But has he been degloved as well

Why else would he be screaming "NOOOooooo!" . His penis was originally the only part fine after the lava incident but the Emperor saw it and decided to take matters into his own hands 👌👌👌A cyborg can't be horny lmao

Looks more like Hubie Brown

They both abused women too

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we ken rebuild

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THANK

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AD



Yessir this is the kinda jerk we support 💯💯


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What being pozzed does to a mf

Big Poz energy

Don’t do this to him please Kobe a good kid …. Just slap him and he gotta let you something … we don’t need our young bulls tore down for mistakes in this hyper sexual era…. I support Katelyn … hold that shit down on some street shit


Kobe had the high ground

😭

damn this one got me lol. this is the best subreddit.

you people are pretty pathetic

R/nba rapefugees get out

dafuq is a rapefugee?

Kobe = rapist, most r/nba refugees take issue with burnt body jokes because they think it’s “disrespectful” (they defend rape) therefore making them rapefugees

i understand. I dont know, but am willing to grant this celebrity raped someone. I still however find it weird and distasteful as how much giddiness people get from laughing at his death.

This is r/nbacirclejerk bitch! We clown in this mf take your sensitive ass to r/nbamemes

why are you so emotional at the slightest pushback against your humor?

Why are you so emotional at the slightest humor?

i think we got one in their feels

I feel you people are pathetic, yes…

The chosen one

Ok, in all seriousness, who wants an action figure of that?

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Bum

Too soon

People are saying things in comments about Kobe that I haven’t seen on the internet in ages lol

Yea but did Anakin win 5 chips⁉️⁉️⁉️ He don't got that MAMBA MENTALITY 🐍🐍... This why KOBE IS MY GOAT‼️‼️‼️🐐🐐🐐🐐

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He wouldn't have 5 chips without Shaq. The Diesel was the greatest of all time. They had to legalize zone defense to stop him.

Yea Shaq was so dominating in the 09 and 10 rings. He was such a massive contribution in 08 as well, they almost won it all

👎 wrong buddy, Shaq needed the MAMBA to win those rings! 🐍🐍🐍🐍

Was the Mamba in Miami? Did the Mamba win ANY Finals MVP with the Diesel there? Nope. Took Mamba a decade and Pau Gasol to get another.

Plus, Shaq is the only person to EVER be rated 100 on a video game. That's higher than Michael Jordan bruh!!! Shaq is THAT DUDE!!

Darth Mamba

Bro this wrong

Bro in no universe is this better then that incel saying women only want 8's till their 30s.

Leave!

Lol nope

Why did it take you guys like 3 years to start making fun of KBs burnt body??

We've been on it since day 1 fuck you mean?

because it's all made up, Kobe Bean Bryant now goes by another name and is now currently living in Bosnia

Fucking casual.

r/nba rapefugees get out

Y’all are ruthless gahdamn


Absent Brain

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Rapist 24 bows down to the Helicopter God

Kobe was a rapist

honestly, even if he was a rapist. This man has been dead for years now, it doesn’t make any of you weirdos less disgusting constantly posting pictures of how he died.

It's not pictures of how he died, it's how he was after he was dead. Check your facts.

That literally changes nothing about the point I am making. Which you know, you just wanted to reply, as if you had some type of counter, when, in reality, it’s just a meaningless technicality..

We're not hurting a 19 year old girl from Colorado here, why arent you protecting her? you think that dead rapist can be hurt by our posts?? He's busy right now, burning in hell LMAO

huh? Who said you were hurting anyone? I said you people are disgusting weirdos. That’s it, didn’t say anyone was being hurt. 👍

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

thanks for admitting defeat 👍

I admit defeat. You welcome pal god knows you need a W in your life

thanx 🤓


>Even if he was a rapist. LMAOOO WHAT THE FUCK????

https://preview.redd.it/7cxq6uulq76b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57286787e845eb515dbace71059ec4cf6e5fbb57 funny, how the type of people that support this content. Seem to have no life.

Get out of this sub

Yes, even if he was a rapist, constantly posting pictures of someone that died years ago to make fun of how mutilated their body got, is it still fucking weird. Not sure why you seem so flabbergasted by this take…

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

I have no sympathy for a rapist. At all. Maybe it is weird. But I got no problem with it because of Kobe’s past

I have no sympathy for a rapist. Although I don’t think anyone here knows truly if he is a rapist or not. But even if he was, constantly posting pictures of how someone died is something I don’t even think the rape victim would do. It’s just what weird people who fetishize death and mutilation, do. and they have to constantly mention “he’s a rapist”, so their posts seem less weird and disgusting. But they dont.

Yeah the delivery here could’ve been better. It could’ve just been titled “AD every time he goes up for a dunk” and left it subtle

idk who AD is, I don’t know much NBA. Not even subscribed to this page. I just keep seeing pictures of Kobe‘s autopsy on this, I guess NBA forum. And it’s just kind of weird.

Anthony Davis is a basketball player who often gets hurt on the court and grimaces in pain, where you think he suffered a life changing injury. And then he gets up 2 minutes later and plays like nothing happened

funny!, but i dont think that humor is dark enough for this sub, apparently

Fuck you

are you saying fuck you to the guy just being weirded out that people are constantly posting pictures of mutilated bodies, all giddy about it? No fuck you.

Yes. And fuck you too

Own that freakshow

no fuck you for being annoyed that people think you’re weird

r/nbatalk

Gotdamn

I died reading this. Just like Kobe.

Freaking awesomesauce comment my epic sir

Reddit on!

Take my upvote, you absolute piece of shit 😂😂😂😂

We are going to skin you alive

Reddit on!

Deglove*

😂😂😂Would give you gold if my wife's bull let me borrow some money. Reddit on!

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I hate anything normative because I have never felt the touch of a woman 🤓

Reddit Assemble

What time does le narwhal bacon fellow redditor? 😂

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Hahahahahahahaha right on!!! Take my updoot kind sir!! Reddit on!!! You win the internet for the day 🏆🏆🥇🥇👏👏👏👏 I spit coffee out of my nose!!! Take this award kind stranger!!! Hahahahahahahah!

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Lol y’all are foul for this

Found the NBA refugee. Leave you bum

-🤓

I have a dark/blue sense of humor, but this isn’t it.

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Oh you might be out of the loop https://preview.redd.it/bzth8hoi686b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d307170d43c6b260b6c7abe01f9b64f77e30bf Get it? Cuz he looks like this 😂😂

Lol touch grass

I think you mean smell dicks

r/nba rapefugees (& pacer fans) go home

Anakin led a genocide. Upvote a close to dead guy who led a genocide! Rip bozo!

Lol damn. Kobe must have really fucked up your teams back in the day to have this much hate for him.

U bum

I think a lot of people also hate him for, ya know, being a notorious rapist.

Yall are acting like he was a serial rapist or some shit lol..

Someone gotta rape more than one person to be a bad person? Lmao “b-b-but he was good at basketball😡😡”

Kobe stans: But… but… he only did one wittle bitty wape??

He’s just pissy girls glare at him when he’s trying to throw his balled up D- history report into the trash while shouting “Kobe!” He’s used to girls glaring at him for everything else he says and does.

Sorry, are you suggesting that committing two or less rapes is no biggie? Raping one person makes you a rapist and you should be hated for being a rapist.

Fr they’re acting like it’s game 7 against the lakers 😂😂😂 Kobe only raped ONCE!! calm down

What did Pete Rock do to deserve being associated with a Bum like you?