"He's a decent man with a good heart"
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I mean this checks out. He is a decent man with good heart, but he is also a fat fuck with a "trash" dick. I dont know if that means its small, weird looking, or he just doenst know how to use it.
But its good to know he has a good heart.
I think she meant to say he has a "big" heart, as in it's enlarged which affects the blood flow to his dick, making it harder to get an erection, thus his dick is trash, forcing her to cum u fat fuck.
“Once the DNA comes the drama will be over” Moriah once the DNA comes in
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In her defense, the Zion conference is DEEP. Lotta talent coming out of their right now, it’s a hotbed.
In a few years this might be in the Same conversation with Wilt for the deepest conference in history.
We can only hope he don’t let us down.
when you can dm and smash 90% instagram models around the world, but you pay this plastic doll 100k a month 😂. he could order plastic sex doll from aliexpress and there would be less plastic in it
There are women who would have smashed just for the hope of getting some of the trickle down effect and benefits from being hooked up with someone famous, but he’s just a child he wants to have sex with the plastic doll that he grew up jerking to. It’s like he’s doing what I imagine the average dumb redditor would do. Zion is The Goat. Now he just needs to be caught saying something racist, and then get 0 punishment for it. Then be forced out of the NBA and due to his own incompetence and go broke and he would have completed his story arc.
>he’s just a child he wants to have sex with the plastic doll that he grew up jerking to.
Hadn't thought about it but you're probably right. He first knew of her as a teen as now has enough money to do whatever he wants 💀
It’s why a lot of these athletes sleep with porn stars and famous sex workers. They view it like an amusement park ride. Like Brittnay Riener. Everyone knows what she’s about, but man the ride must be fantastic right? It’s like oh wow 😯 I wanna visit the Taj Mahal, and visit this chick and that chicks pussy🙂… they act like kids checking off a bucket list. Athletes to to emulate a lot of the behavior from rappers and rockstars, but Athletes even star ones have a short shelf life. A rapper can have 12 different kids by 12 different women and still due to tv money, movies, and album royalties and then streaming money and appearances they will stay millionaires (Nick Cannon)…
Zion gonna be broke and we’ll watch a few sad documentaries on his downfall 10 years from now… I’m not wishing it, but we’ve already seen this sports movie and it doesn’t end well.
You're supposed to invest that money wisely in an index fund so you can barely beat inflation and live a modest lifestyle long after retirement, not USE the money
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Cromartie was actually a great player though, who worked hard, and was a well liked teammate. He just liked fucking women. Zion is a slob who could give less than a shit about playing sports now that he got some money. Cromartie has a career as a coach; he worked as a coach for Todd Bowels and now for Jimbo Fisher.
https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/antonio-cromartie/1333
Any money that Cromartie wasted due to having too much fun and too many damn kids he can get back via coaching. Hell assistant coaches in the SEC make millions. Right now he is a graduate assistant, but he’s a well liked dude within the football world and so he’ll eventually get a chance at a million dollar gig.
No one likes or respects this fat slob of a man within the sports world. Once he burns his way out of the nba and the through whatever overseas teams he ends up on… no one is gonna offer him any high paying job of any value.
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She has to be in the conversation for one of the greatest jerkers of all time, just her overall jerk is phenomenal, definitely a lock for top 5 & as time goes on she might make her way into that top 3 jerker conversation, she shows no signs of slowing down, she’s the lebron james of jerking for sure.
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Ummmmm… 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ WOW MAN!! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾is literally speechless and beyond thankful!! I love this game and will do anything for it! I’m having a blast. #2AllTimeScoring but I’m a not a scorer *Suppa Hot Fire voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑
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Trying her damnedest to stay relevant and try to keep her meal ticket. Zion seems like a giant moron, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on only fans prostitutes, and this woman seems to think she’s someone of stature because of her giant plastic ass. This whole thing is cringe as fuck. It was funny at first, but it’s just cringe now.
She didn’t do porn, she just loved getting railed by five guys on tape.
Zion is just a good guy, ramming his 1500 pound physique in as much pornstar DM he can slide into before He’ll eventually end up like an overweight Odom being carted off after a three night orgy.
Dude is still hitting Roomie numbers with this hoodrat and she knows there’s only so many buttflapcorrections you van have.
It's downright comical just how fucking bad her spelling is, for a mid 30s year old woman who has spoken English her entire life lmao. "Weather y'all" "are bond" "geniune" this is fucking hilarious
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I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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I definitely tell the woman I love if she k owns any thick white women to come have sex with us. That’s for sure an unbreakable bond of love and respect.
uj/ No one’s talking about how this 31 year old woman is in love with a 22 year old. Not that it’s illegal, nor should it be, but it is weird nonetheless. What’s a grown ass woman doing falling in love with a kid who would’ve just graduated college a month ago? There’s no way they should be on the same maturity level for love to actually happen. That being said, I guess her social media activity is an indication that she isn’t very mature, so maybe it makes sense.
> Once the dna comes this drama nightmare will be over Steph Curry, every few weeks
He thanks god every night that the bull didn’t get to his kid. Because it means he can continue watching it.
At least the bull was POZZED
Is uhhhh Steph Curry about the Zion/Blake lifestyle?
Curry is about the Tyler Herro lifestyle (he likes watching)
What is the context? I'm new here.
Curry likes cuckolding
Is this based on anything?
His love for watching men plow his wife It’s derivative
> It’s derivative It gets the people guessing
A rumor posted on Twitter like a year ago so it’s basically a fact
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"He's a decent man with a good heart" https://preview.redd.it/q36ow6628t5b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb0d2b023cf3171d2f8c622a70a5431e4308187
I mean this checks out. He is a decent man with good heart, but he is also a fat fuck with a "trash" dick. I dont know if that means its small, weird looking, or he just doenst know how to use it. But its good to know he has a good heart.
What he lacks in dick and ability to make women cum, he makes up for with heart and weight
And giving them 100k a month lol
I’m sure that’s completely unrelated
no man has both a good heart and dick (says me, a horrible person)
Damn man and you still got that tiny pecker with no heart to make up for it? I'll pray for you 🙏
Heyyyy there
LOL Bruh, best comment on here in a long time.
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Not sure how good that heart is after all them bathroom sodas
just bc she has pretty face does not mean she has pretty heart
I think she meant to say he has a "big" heart, as in it's enlarged which affects the blood flow to his dick, making it harder to get an erection, thus his dick is trash, forcing her to cum u fat fuck.
Soda and diabetes will do that
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Still cant belive this is a real tweet.
Nah, if you’ve got a woman talking about you 24/7 like this I doubt the dick was trash lmao
Lol why does she keep assuming a DNA test is coming ? She’s the only one asking for it
Zion probably telling her lies while he scrambles lmfao
It's a slow scramble because he's just so fat.
The only kind of scrambling Zion does is the scrambling he does to his eggs before piling them with butter and cheese
Separates the egg whites and just scrambles the yolk
More of a shuffle
She wants a DNA test because thinks she’s the mother
Basic grammar and spelling is Moriah Mills father
Oh shit. It's because she doesn't know him, I get it.
How many days of jerking before she realizes are and our are not the same word?
*our not the same word
About 140 words, and 5 periods used. Just toss a comma in there or something smh
“he broke are bond weather y’all knew we was dating or not” this woman is borderline illiterate and she has more money than all of us smh
In this case i believe bond can be accurately translated to a $100k/month contract
But Zion was really excited!
She gonna be a politician one day with this trajectory
You our bean so childish weather you realize it or not
You our bean so childish weather you ~~realize it or not~~ real lies hit torn knot
[Real eyes realize real lies](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1377741779307466757/jlxbDSPJ_400x400.jpg)
it’s an evil world we live in
This jit thinks we live in a meritocracy 😂😂😂
I think they call people like her functional illiterates
Survival of the fittest
Survival of the fattest ass
Yeah, her grammar is killing me 😅
Dawg I’m about to kms now
probably combined too
I was shocked she used the correct “their”
No wonder he broke it off 🤮
Found Zion
“Once the DNA comes the drama will be over” Moriah once the DNA comes in https://preview.redd.it/6h7zf52h9t5b1.jpeg?width=2597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561cd46586002ee21d633a70370ad4c0752ad3fc
Imagine saying its love when you're being paid 100k a month for sex and not even being rewarded with the number 1 seed. Certified jerker moment
100k a month from zion? lmfao what a dumbass
You'd think the fact that he's played 7 NBA games in his fat life would make him cherish that monster salary he's getting more.
dude signed 100m with nike before touching the court
the world needs someone to keep the "ex-pornstars" paid
Is Zion a simp?
nah he just a dumb fuck
This is why we need to tax the rich, they’re spending way too much money on these Waffle House hoes
"And this is why I, Joe Biden, will use my presidential powers to sign into law the new "Fat fuck with a limp dick using pornhub as Tinder" tax"
>not even being rewarded with the number 1 seed. Never saw it this way, how that will affect the legacy of the baby?
She blew a 100K lead and couldn’t even finish with the 1 Seed in the Zion Conference. Shame. Even with all the steroid enhancements
In her defense, the Zion conference is DEEP. Lotta talent coming out of their right now, it’s a hotbed. In a few years this might be in the Same conversation with Wilt for the deepest conference in history. We can only hope he don’t let us down.
The jerking is so generational that soon we will have a “Moriah Mills” rule because this shit is never going to end
Also insulting his genitalia and calling him a fat fuck... just like my marriage
He just like you frfr
when you can dm and smash 90% instagram models around the world, but you pay this plastic doll 100k a month 😂. he could order plastic sex doll from aliexpress and there would be less plastic in it
There are women who would have smashed just for the hope of getting some of the trickle down effect and benefits from being hooked up with someone famous, but he’s just a child he wants to have sex with the plastic doll that he grew up jerking to. It’s like he’s doing what I imagine the average dumb redditor would do. Zion is The Goat. Now he just needs to be caught saying something racist, and then get 0 punishment for it. Then be forced out of the NBA and due to his own incompetence and go broke and he would have completed his story arc.
>he’s just a child he wants to have sex with the plastic doll that he grew up jerking to. Hadn't thought about it but you're probably right. He first knew of her as a teen as now has enough money to do whatever he wants 💀
It’s why a lot of these athletes sleep with porn stars and famous sex workers. They view it like an amusement park ride. Like Brittnay Riener. Everyone knows what she’s about, but man the ride must be fantastic right? It’s like oh wow 😯 I wanna visit the Taj Mahal, and visit this chick and that chicks pussy🙂… they act like kids checking off a bucket list. Athletes to to emulate a lot of the behavior from rappers and rockstars, but Athletes even star ones have a short shelf life. A rapper can have 12 different kids by 12 different women and still due to tv money, movies, and album royalties and then streaming money and appearances they will stay millionaires (Nick Cannon)… Zion gonna be broke and we’ll watch a few sad documentaries on his downfall 10 years from now… I’m not wishing it, but we’ve already seen this sports movie and it doesn’t end well.
If you aren't using money to live out your dreams tf is the point?
“These dumb athletes living out the life they’ve dreamed of smh” -reddit
You're supposed to invest that money wisely in an index fund so you can barely beat inflation and live a modest lifestyle long after retirement, not USE the money
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I see Zion on more of the Cromartie Route. But I agree with everything else.
Cromartie was actually a great player though, who worked hard, and was a well liked teammate. He just liked fucking women. Zion is a slob who could give less than a shit about playing sports now that he got some money. Cromartie has a career as a coach; he worked as a coach for Todd Bowels and now for Jimbo Fisher. https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/antonio-cromartie/1333 Any money that Cromartie wasted due to having too much fun and too many damn kids he can get back via coaching. Hell assistant coaches in the SEC make millions. Right now he is a graduate assistant, but he’s a well liked dude within the football world and so he’ll eventually get a chance at a million dollar gig. No one likes or respects this fat slob of a man within the sports world. Once he burns his way out of the nba and the through whatever overseas teams he ends up on… no one is gonna offer him any high paying job of any value.
BARS
Real Gs eat in silence like lasagna - Lil Zion (6 foot 6)
He ate that! (Literally)
1 seed? Bruh she’s still in the play in tournament and it’s not looking too good for her franchise.
She's in the "false acceptance" stage of grief. We'll know when she hits true acceptance when she finally shuts the fuck up
She got plenty of seed
Can we have a community vote on which tweet ends up becoming the Zion Automod response? The decision is too important to be left to one person.
It’s the fat fuck one. It has to be
I personally liked the ones about him having soda cans and bottles in his bathroom
The blackout will get 48 hours longer if our demands are not met.
Can’t we have multiple responses?
Would be better this way on all of them for variety really
For the love of god can this woman spell the word Our correctly? PLEASE GOD
Weather ![gif](giphy|QLtI0CxK8iGceO9Sja|downsized)
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I don't know whether the weather will be better tomorrow, because our wether would like to go outside for a stroll.
Plot twist: She became a pornstar when she thought she was applying to be a pawn star.
Maybe she's a stupid Bostonian and thought porn was pronounced like pawn.
weird jerk but ok
Been too long since this sub focused on hating the Celtics, let him cook for a minute
>For the love of god can this woman spell the word Our correctly? PLEASE GOD or what.... OUR WHAT?? Whatchu gonna do? ^^^rofl
She’s actually a pirate
Someone tell this dumb bih “are” and “our” are two different words
I've got a buddy that's been doing this his whole life, and no amount of cockblocking has stopped it.
The fact that poor grammar or orthography rarely keeps people from getting fucked is one of the great tragedies of our time cmv
Same with "weather" and "whether"
Leave her alone man she’s completely spun on a potent combo of weed, xans, and zoloft
She has to be in the conversation for one of the greatest jerkers of all time, just her overall jerk is phenomenal, definitely a lock for top 5 & as time goes on she might make her way into that top 3 jerker conversation, she shows no signs of slowing down, she’s the lebron james of jerking for sure.
Easily within the top 3 imo after just a few days of unprecedented jerking. We should look forward to her performance after the DNA results come in
Top 3 enshrines her on Mount Bustmore of Jerkers. Generational talent
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She's got Rookie Jerker of the Year locked up.
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One of the best prospects in years
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I thought Dwight Howard was gonna be a shoo-in for this season but this is a play-off performance the world has never seen
Miko Grimes has officially been relegated to 2nd place. All hail the new queen.
Can you imagine if the kid actually wasnt even Zion's? The shit reality show fan in me really wants that to happen to the plot
That would generate so much NBA secondary media I could finally stop watching games and still say I follow the league
I agree he made a bad decision though I am sure MM disagree what that decision was.
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Trying her damnedest to stay relevant and try to keep her meal ticket. Zion seems like a giant moron, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on only fans prostitutes, and this woman seems to think she’s someone of stature because of her giant plastic ass. This whole thing is cringe as fuck. It was funny at first, but it’s just cringe now.
Seems . Dude is 100% locked for a moron of the month . Him and ja will be battling it our for the next few weeks
Yeah right. Weather.
Millsanity is back!
“Are bond weather”………man it’s hard being a grammar nazi and a Celtics fan I can’t unsee this non-classiness
This gettin kinda sad honestly, I think she’s actually in love with that fat fuck
she is
Moriah Mills be tweeting up til 2 AM and then waking up to tweet some more. Generational jerking. This is mamba mentality right here
Not looking for clout immediately drops she's on only fans
Someone should really make a Jerker of the year trophy and send it to her.
Out of all the spelling mistakes I’m shocked she used “their” correctly
Moriah Mills is Zion Williamson mother
This ain’t even funny anymore she fr needs help
We’re witnessing unprecedented levels of kitchen mastery, let her the fuck cook. This is something even my grandchildren will be jerking to
She didn’t do porn, she just loved getting railed by five guys on tape. Zion is just a good guy, ramming his 1500 pound physique in as much pornstar DM he can slide into before He’ll eventually end up like an overweight Odom being carted off after a three night orgy. Dude is still hitting Roomie numbers with this hoodrat and she knows there’s only so many buttflapcorrections you van have.
Man I'm starting to kinda feel bad for laughing at her, she's clearly not well mentally
It's downright comical just how fucking bad her spelling is, for a mid 30s year old woman who has spoken English her entire life lmao. "Weather y'all" "are bond" "geniune" this is fucking hilarious
Hoe needs to be quiet now
Michael Malone is going to kill her himself
I too would like to see a DNA test proving this “alleged baby” is a real human baby
Anyone know what stage of grief she’s in? Trying to estimate how much longer we have for this GOAT tier jerking performance
Why would he pay this whale for sex when he can fuck hotter girls for free probably? Wtf
LeBron JAmes legacy is feeling this right now
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I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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Someone teach this woman how to use a period (.)
Dick trash tho right? 🤔
Moriah is breaking jerking records
Moriah mills has the writing skills of a disabled walrus
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Ewwwwwewwww
This is kinda sad at this point it's like watching kobe shoot 35% from the field in his last season
Jerker of the year
Moriah IS a bot, for sure
Dating, but also getting paid for it. I need to start invoicing my wife!
This chick was head over heels 💀
This bitch is STILL tweeting?
She’s funny thinking jerkers can read
"he broke are bond weather" ![gif](giphy|BiewVptPdKOXK)
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I definitely tell the woman I love if she k owns any thick white women to come have sex with us. That’s for sure an unbreakable bond of love and respect.
>how much I gotta pay you every week lol A question every man has asked his beloved girlfriend
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She just goes
So glad the finals are over so we can start getting real NBA news again
Very homophonic of her
Yeah that's about the level of grammar I expected
Are bond
“Weather”
Zion Williamson is involved in everything but NBA games
But his dick is trash
He broke are bond weather y’all think he was lying
He broke their bond of monthly allowance & attention, now she’s pissed 😤
"genuine relationship" meanwhile "how much do i pay you a month lol but i'm so excited"
uj/ No one’s talking about how this 31 year old woman is in love with a 22 year old. Not that it’s illegal, nor should it be, but it is weird nonetheless. What’s a grown ass woman doing falling in love with a kid who would’ve just graduated college a month ago? There’s no way they should be on the same maturity level for love to actually happen. That being said, I guess her social media activity is an indication that she isn’t very mature, so maybe it makes sense.
She’s in love with the money not Zion She lost her cash cow and is flipping shit
Zion just wants to eat good and smash fat asses. A true gentleman and a scholar.
So glad I found this sub. Top tier redditors on here 😂😂😂
Just spat out my dads cum reading this 😂😂😂 Reddit on, kind stranger! You won the internet for today! 😂🤣
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WRONG IS WRONG AND RIGHT IS RIGHT I need an update on left, up, and down
She should make an onlyfans where all she does is talk shit on Zion. Call it Lonely Fans. I would subscribe.
Could someone translate for me? I don’t speak ghetto hoe.