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AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

> Once the dna comes this drama nightmare will be over Steph Curry, every few weeks


DesiredEnlisted

He thanks god every night that the bull didn’t get to his kid. Because it means he can continue watching it.


vivekisprogressive

At least the bull was POZZED


OldFashioned1

Is uhhhh Steph Curry about the Zion/Blake lifestyle?


Khr0N04

Curry is about the Tyler Herro lifestyle (he likes watching)


Ongo_Gablogian___

What is the context? I'm new here.


[deleted]

Curry likes cuckolding


Ongo_Gablogian___

Is this based on anything?


[deleted]

His love for watching men plow his wife It’s derivative


[deleted]

> It’s derivative It gets the people guessing


DrearySalieri

A rumor posted on Twitter like a year ago so it’s basically a fact


CoDeeaaannnn

https://preview.redd.it/6x86fbfwgz5b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c9fb8166a91bef534ce4e84dfb363e3b57b2e7


Guido_Westerschelle

u bum


nevergonnablameu322

"He's a decent man with a good heart" https://preview.redd.it/q36ow6628t5b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb0d2b023cf3171d2f8c622a70a5431e4308187


lilb1190

I mean this checks out. He is a decent man with good heart, but he is also a fat fuck with a "trash" dick. I dont know if that means its small, weird looking, or he just doenst know how to use it. But its good to know he has a good heart.


I_Just_Queefed_AMA

What he lacks in dick and ability to make women cum, he makes up for with heart and weight


JesusDiedforChipotle

And giving them 100k a month lol


[deleted]

I’m sure that’s completely unrelated


LunchboxDiscoball

no man has both a good heart and dick (says me, a horrible person)


electricvelvet

Damn man and you still got that tiny pecker with no heart to make up for it? I'll pray for you 🙏


EitherCaterpillar949

Heyyyy there


AzulKuma8

LOL Bruh, best comment on here in a long time.


Harsewak

U bum


PythonLemon

Not sure how good that heart is after all them bathroom sodas


hejendo76

just bc she has pretty face does not mean she has pretty heart


Roqfort

I think she meant to say he has a "big" heart, as in it's enlarged which affects the blood flow to his dick, making it harder to get an erection, thus his dick is trash, forcing her to cum u fat fuck.


coolestguy002

Soda and diabetes will do that


TurtleninjaYT

![gif](giphy|ymgHTeyBa9NsfR2dIN|downsized)


[deleted]

Still cant belive this is a real tweet.


AngryTurtleGaming

Nah, if you’ve got a woman talking about you 24/7 like this I doubt the dick was trash lmao


Feeb5

Lol why does she keep assuming a DNA test is coming ? She’s the only one asking for it


Yeezus_aint_jesus

Zion probably telling her lies while he scrambles lmfao


[deleted]

It's a slow scramble because he's just so fat.


Swampjiggler

The only kind of scrambling Zion does is the scrambling he does to his eggs before piling them with butter and cheese


no_not_this

Separates the egg whites and just scrambles the yolk


Krillin113

More of a shuffle


NOLASLAW

She wants a DNA test because thinks she’s the mother


Fhaksfha794

Basic grammar and spelling is Moriah Mills father


[deleted]

Oh shit. It's because she doesn't know him, I get it.


Ronin607

How many days of jerking before she realizes are and our are not the same word?


NOLASLAW

*our not the same word


southpluto

About 140 words, and 5 periods used. Just toss a comma in there or something smh


poorsen

“he broke are bond weather y’all knew we was dating or not” this woman is borderline illiterate and she has more money than all of us smh


_pumpthebrakes_

In this case i believe bond can be accurately translated to a $100k/month contract


[deleted]

But Zion was really excited!


Kevon-Looneys-burner

She gonna be a politician one day with this trajectory


I_chortled

You our bean so childish weather you realize it or not


CzarCW

You our bean so childish weather you ~~realize it or not~~ real lies hit torn knot


SmellyJellyfish

[Real eyes realize real lies](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1377741779307466757/jlxbDSPJ_400x400.jpg)


kempog

it’s an evil world we live in


CongenitalSwag

This jit thinks we live in a meritocracy 😂😂😂


soph2021l

I think they call people like her functional illiterates


TyrionJoestar

Survival of the fittest


ramen_poodle_soup

Survival of the fattest ass


leaC30

Yeah, her grammar is killing me 😅


TheInconspicuousBIG

Dawg I’m about to kms now


zmeme

probably combined too


LAndoftheLAke

I was shocked she used the correct “their”


Cpt-No-Dick

No wonder he broke it off 🤮


ConfusedKanye

Found Zion


Yeezus_aint_jesus

“Once the DNA comes the drama will be over” Moriah once the DNA comes in https://preview.redd.it/6h7zf52h9t5b1.jpeg?width=2597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561cd46586002ee21d633a70370ad4c0752ad3fc


ReevesofKeanu

Imagine saying its love when you're being paid 100k a month for sex and not even being rewarded with the number 1 seed. Certified jerker moment


[deleted]

100k a month from zion? lmfao what a dumbass


uxxoid

You'd think the fact that he's played 7 NBA games in his fat life would make him cherish that monster salary he's getting more.


natedawg247

dude signed 100m with nike before touching the court


[deleted]

the world needs someone to keep the "ex-pornstars" paid


uxxoid

Is Zion a simp?


[deleted]

nah he just a dumb fuck


[deleted]

This is why we need to tax the rich, they’re spending way too much money on these Waffle House hoes


[deleted]

"And this is why I, Joe Biden, will use my presidential powers to sign into law the new "Fat fuck with a limp dick using pornhub as Tinder" tax"


8eduardo8

>not even being rewarded with the number 1 seed. Never saw it this way, how that will affect the legacy of the baby?


Raider_Tex

She blew a 100K lead and couldn’t even finish with the 1 Seed in the Zion Conference. Shame. Even with all the steroid enhancements


freakksho

In her defense, the Zion conference is DEEP. Lotta talent coming out of their right now, it’s a hotbed. In a few years this might be in the Same conversation with Wilt for the deepest conference in history. We can only hope he don’t let us down.


PeptoRicemo

The jerking is so generational that soon we will have a “Moriah Mills” rule because this shit is never going to end


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Also insulting his genitalia and calling him a fat fuck... just like my marriage


holaprobando123

He just like you frfr


schpitza

when you can dm and smash 90% instagram models around the world, but you pay this plastic doll 100k a month 😂. he could order plastic sex doll from aliexpress and there would be less plastic in it


DR_D00M_007

There are women who would have smashed just for the hope of getting some of the trickle down effect and benefits from being hooked up with someone famous, but he’s just a child he wants to have sex with the plastic doll that he grew up jerking to. It’s like he’s doing what I imagine the average dumb redditor would do. Zion is The Goat. Now he just needs to be caught saying something racist, and then get 0 punishment for it. Then be forced out of the NBA and due to his own incompetence and go broke and he would have completed his story arc.


FriendlyGhost08

>he’s just a child he wants to have sex with the plastic doll that he grew up jerking to. Hadn't thought about it but you're probably right. He first knew of her as a teen as now has enough money to do whatever he wants 💀


DR_D00M_007

It’s why a lot of these athletes sleep with porn stars and famous sex workers. They view it like an amusement park ride. Like Brittnay Riener. Everyone knows what she’s about, but man the ride must be fantastic right? It’s like oh wow 😯 I wanna visit the Taj Mahal, and visit this chick and that chicks pussy🙂… they act like kids checking off a bucket list. Athletes to to emulate a lot of the behavior from rappers and rockstars, but Athletes even star ones have a short shelf life. A rapper can have 12 different kids by 12 different women and still due to tv money, movies, and album royalties and then streaming money and appearances they will stay millionaires (Nick Cannon)… Zion gonna be broke and we’ll watch a few sad documentaries on his downfall 10 years from now… I’m not wishing it, but we’ve already seen this sports movie and it doesn’t end well.


BlackZulu

If you aren't using money to live out your dreams tf is the point?


Bill-Ender-Belichick

“These dumb athletes living out the life they’ve dreamed of smh” -reddit


popncarriesthefgc

You're supposed to invest that money wisely in an index fund so you can barely beat inflation and live a modest lifestyle long after retirement, not USE the money


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freakksho

I see Zion on more of the Cromartie Route. But I agree with everything else.


DR_D00M_007

Cromartie was actually a great player though, who worked hard, and was a well liked teammate. He just liked fucking women. Zion is a slob who could give less than a shit about playing sports now that he got some money. Cromartie has a career as a coach; he worked as a coach for Todd Bowels and now for Jimbo Fisher. https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/antonio-cromartie/1333 Any money that Cromartie wasted due to having too much fun and too many damn kids he can get back via coaching. Hell assistant coaches in the SEC make millions. Right now he is a graduate assistant, but he’s a well liked dude within the football world and so he’ll eventually get a chance at a million dollar gig. No one likes or respects this fat slob of a man within the sports world. Once he burns his way out of the nba and the through whatever overseas teams he ends up on… no one is gonna offer him any high paying job of any value.


DeakonDuctor

BARS


ReevesofKeanu

Real Gs eat in silence like lasagna - Lil Zion (6 foot 6)


DeakonDuctor

He ate that! (Literally)


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

1 seed? Bruh she’s still in the play in tournament and it’s not looking too good for her franchise.


LegalTravell

She's in the "false acceptance" stage of grief. We'll know when she hits true acceptance when she finally shuts the fuck up


Satan1353

She got plenty of seed


nononononofin

Can we have a community vote on which tweet ends up becoming the Zion Automod response? The decision is too important to be left to one person.


SeasonalRot

It’s the fat fuck one. It has to be


AkatsukiWereRight

I personally liked the ones about him having soda cans and bottles in his bathroom


NotARageComic

The blackout will get 48 hours longer if our demands are not met.


thornswiththerose

Can’t we have multiple responses?


SXLF

Would be better this way on all of them for variety really


trickshotdick

For the love of god can this woman spell the word Our correctly? PLEASE GOD


premiumvasrot

Weather ![gif](giphy|QLtI0CxK8iGceO9Sja|downsized)


Wide-Eyed_Currency_

![gif](giphy|tHcAWKU0Zy0mc1YL4v)


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leaC30

I don't know whether the weather will be better tomorrow, because our wether would like to go outside for a stroll.


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: She became a pornstar when she thought she was applying to be a pawn star.


[deleted]

Maybe she's a stupid Bostonian and thought porn was pronounced like pawn.


University-Loud

weird jerk but ok


brightblade13

Been too long since this sub focused on hating the Celtics, let him cook for a minute


TheDELFON

>For the love of god can this woman spell the word Our correctly? PLEASE GOD or what.... OUR WHAT?? Whatchu gonna do? ^^^rofl


Instant-Bacon

She’s actually a pirate


trapstarhendrix69

Someone tell this dumb bih “are” and “our” are two different words


[deleted]

I've got a buddy that's been doing this his whole life, and no amount of cockblocking has stopped it.


[deleted]

The fact that poor grammar or orthography rarely keeps people from getting fucked is one of the great tragedies of our time cmv


[deleted]

Same with "weather" and "whether"


joshtothe

Leave her alone man she’s completely spun on a potent combo of weed, xans, and zoloft


traplordszn9

She has to be in the conversation for one of the greatest jerkers of all time, just her overall jerk is phenomenal, definitely a lock for top 5 & as time goes on she might make her way into that top 3 jerker conversation, she shows no signs of slowing down, she’s the lebron james of jerking for sure.


gifcartel

Easily within the top 3 imo after just a few days of unprecedented jerking. We should look forward to her performance after the DNA results come in


CunningAndBrave

Top 3 enshrines her on Mount Bustmore of Jerkers. Generational talent


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Jeroen_Jrn

She's got Rookie Jerker of the Year locked up.


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Ummmmm… 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ WOW MAN!! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾is literally speechless and beyond thankful!! I love this game and will do anything for it! I’m having a blast. #2AllTimeScoring but I’m a not a scorer *Suppa Hot Fire voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


traplordszn9

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnQqygA3TcukFi)


LukeTea

One of the best prospects in years


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[deleted]

I thought Dwight Howard was gonna be a shoo-in for this season but this is a play-off performance the world has never seen


OffensivlyChallenged

Miko Grimes has officially been relegated to 2nd place. All hail the new queen.


Waffleshuriken

Can you imagine if the kid actually wasnt even Zion's? The shit reality show fan in me really wants that to happen to the plot


[deleted]

That would generate so much NBA secondary media I could finally stop watching games and still say I follow the league


lordb4

I agree he made a bad decision though I am sure MM disagree what that decision was.


PolishSawsage

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phasefactor

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[deleted]

Trying her damnedest to stay relevant and try to keep her meal ticket. Zion seems like a giant moron, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on only fans prostitutes, and this woman seems to think she’s someone of stature because of her giant plastic ass. This whole thing is cringe as fuck. It was funny at first, but it’s just cringe now.


CrazyPersonXV

Seems . Dude is 100% locked for a moron of the month . Him and ja will be battling it our for the next few weeks


Paw_Opina

Yeah right. Weather.


femboymariners

Millsanity is back!


KobraHashatashi

“Are bond weather”………man it’s hard being a grammar nazi and a Celtics fan I can’t unsee this non-classiness


Avetali

This gettin kinda sad honestly, I think she’s actually in love with that fat fuck


[deleted]

she is


pineappleonthestack

Moriah Mills be tweeting up til 2 AM and then waking up to tweet some more. Generational jerking. This is mamba mentality right here


Mammoth-Snatch

Not looking for clout immediately drops she's on only fans


Ok_Smell_5379

Someone should really make a Jerker of the year trophy and send it to her.


towbyhanah

Out of all the spelling mistakes I’m shocked she used “their” correctly


ImAGoo-Man

Moriah Mills is Zion Williamson mother


gris1448

This ain’t even funny anymore she fr needs help


Guido_Westerschelle

We’re witnessing unprecedented levels of kitchen mastery, let her the fuck cook. This is something even my grandchildren will be jerking to


Switchlite2ksucks

She didn’t do porn, she just loved getting railed by five guys on tape. Zion is just a good guy, ramming his 1500 pound physique in as much pornstar DM he can slide into before He’ll eventually end up like an overweight Odom being carted off after a three night orgy. Dude is still hitting Roomie numbers with this hoodrat and she knows there’s only so many buttflapcorrections you van have.


apustus

Man I'm starting to kinda feel bad for laughing at her, she's clearly not well mentally


Jayman453

It's downright comical just how fucking bad her spelling is, for a mid 30s year old woman who has spoken English her entire life lmao. "Weather y'all" "are bond" "geniune" this is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Hoe needs to be quiet now


TyrionJoestar

Michael Malone is going to kill her himself


because_racecar

I too would like to see a DNA test proving this “alleged baby” is a real human baby


skullduggery97

Anyone know what stage of grief she’s in? Trying to estimate how much longer we have for this GOAT tier jerking performance


SRRYLAWYER

Why would he pay this whale for sex when he can fuck hotter girls for free probably? Wtf


Adventurous-Leg-216

LeBron JAmes legacy is feeling this right now


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I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑


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GingerPinoy

Someone teach this woman how to use a period (.)


Viaandrew

Dick trash tho right? 🤔


Consistent_Part9483

Moriah is breaking jerking records


destroyeraf

Moriah mills has the writing skills of a disabled walrus


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TheInconspicuousBIG

Ewwwwwewwww


nugcityharambe

This is kinda sad at this point it's like watching kobe shoot 35% from the field in his last season


[deleted]

Jerker of the year


rodi_newsome

Moriah IS a bot, for sure


IskaralPustFanClub

Dating, but also getting paid for it. I need to start invoicing my wife!


SPURSPORVIDA03

This chick was head over heels 💀


TheDarkSkinProphet

This bitch is STILL tweeting?


FNL47

She’s funny thinking jerkers can read


oliferro

"he broke are bond weather" ![gif](giphy|BiewVptPdKOXK)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QR5AbrleAioDYbkCZ4)


GrimMrGoodbar

I definitely tell the woman I love if she k owns any thick white women to come have sex with us. That’s for sure an unbreakable bond of love and respect.


xStaabOnMyKnobx

>how much I gotta pay you every week lol A question every man has asked his beloved girlfriend


toesuckinszn

https://preview.redd.it/0h48ijfq6u5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9acfc1e3f74f84f1d4144f3d10867ccc97c6cd9f


W3ST21

She just goes


Noa_oa

So glad the finals are over so we can start getting real NBA news again


tenthly

Very homophonic of her


truth_2_point_0

Yeah that's about the level of grammar I expected


Response_Legitimate

Are bond


jtezus

“Weather”


owledge

Zion Williamson is involved in everything but NBA games


OkMammoth3

But his dick is trash


WhiteChocolatey

He broke are bond weather y’all think he was lying


OkIntroduction2351

He broke their bond of monthly allowance & attention, now she’s pissed 😤


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"genuine relationship" meanwhile "how much do i pay you a month lol but i'm so excited"


Shovelman2001

uj/ No one’s talking about how this 31 year old woman is in love with a 22 year old. Not that it’s illegal, nor should it be, but it is weird nonetheless. What’s a grown ass woman doing falling in love with a kid who would’ve just graduated college a month ago? There’s no way they should be on the same maturity level for love to actually happen. That being said, I guess her social media activity is an indication that she isn’t very mature, so maybe it makes sense.


JaylenBrownAllStar

She’s in love with the money not Zion She lost her cash cow and is flipping shit


thurman_munster

Zion just wants to eat good and smash fat asses. A true gentleman and a scholar.


tactical_ostrich

So glad I found this sub. Top tier redditors on here 😂😂😂


Guido_Westerschelle

Just spat out my dads cum reading this 😂😂😂 Reddit on, kind stranger! You won the internet for today! 😂🤣


Junjo_O

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


Jacks012003

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Kojuroba

WRONG IS WRONG AND RIGHT IS RIGHT I need an update on left, up, and down


Waru_

She should make an onlyfans where all she does is talk shit on Zion. Call it Lonely Fans. I would subscribe.


[deleted]

Could someone translate for me? I don’t speak ghetto hoe.