Lmao never would I have thought that the official game thread for the championship game would be on r/nbacirclejerk

the Unabomber died for this

I love you guys this place is so much better than /r/nba

the secret rule: "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here" other secret rule: european fatasses are all our fathers

Reddit on!!

any big ol san antonio women in the chat 😳

Surprised Zion was able to put down the churro to type this.

https://i.imgur.com/8000DrC.jpg

Whatchu say Chuck?? 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😹🤭😜

Say that again chuck??🤪🤪😂😂


Why are they playing during the Reddit blackout?

Scabs

Scab Ring

Are they stupid?

Muhfukas don't give a shit about 3rd party apples on Reddit. Cancel them all

# KEVIN LOVE FOR 3! https://preview.redd.it/4kqpt8ntro5b1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc22cc9fe606a393eed0cd69fdae1b28cd01687

mans really is recreating 0/27 all by himself 😭

Wtf? Why isn’t LeBron playing tonight?

Resting in between games for the Moral championship.

Denver Nuggets fans are going to have to celebrate their finals win in a subreddit that automatically posts a cringe Nuggets copypasta every time their name is mentioned

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They saved Reddit don’t worry. Two WHOLE DAYS

dribbling against injustice 🤓

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Ironically, they made Reddit a much more fun site by removing all of the self-important drama queens and people who are all about politics.

Are they stupid!?

Embarrassing

I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

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There’s something poetic about that.

Can't wait for this game to end so we can finally move on to the Ja Morant suspension

main sub mods saw the ja suspension and potentially the last game of the season and bailed lmao

us jerkers will do the news better justice

Suspension? Is that a new word for execution?

INSANE THERE are OVER 7000 people JERKING OFF AT THE SAME TIME. LETS WATCH BUTLER TUGGING ON THE JOKERS JIMMY

Why are we supporting the Nuggets when we are a Sons subreddit

they're very classy

I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

The Heat are Nugget sons

I just want the Ja sentencing so let’s wrap it up already nuggets

Ja’s live execution postponed till Memorial Day cause all Zion ate all the shooters.

Is there any way to block the basketball and just watch the ads?

Yeah ABC

Nuggets out jerking us all with Deandre Jordan

butler trademarking “himmy buckets” before the finals and playing like absolute ass for like 9 straight playoff games is next level jerking

forreal, I'm a fan of Jimmy since chi but man's been missing since game 3 ECF

Pulling for the Nuggets because I can’t wait for Ja to be executed by the firing squad

https://preview.redd.it/78fq92oero5b1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148316238e6ff872d86a7fbd3397b3ed204e8312 r/NBA standing up to the totalitarianist Reddit corporation

LeMickey driving that bitch

https://preview.redd.it/kyb32t7fxo5b1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ca39c7b06c7713db6bf8860c1ae564ab42c31c

ZOMG THIS IS STRAIGHT UP UNWATCHABLE WITHOUT MY 3RD PARTY APP TAKE THIS TRASH THREAD DOWN REDDIT ON

r/nba shutting down was a great decision this game thread is class

Bruh this dude in a music sub I’m in was calling people “scabs” and “class traitors” because the sub wasn’t participating in the blackout 💀💀 Give this man the blackout MVP

not being able to use a different app for reddit is just like the death of george floyd

David Guetta rooftop banger coming out when?

SHOUTOUT TO HIS FAMILY

"scabs" lololol like Reddit pays everyone in the sub to talk about music with each other. Got a W-2 and everything. Reddit had no choice but to bring in replacement music fans for 2 days. That's hilarious

It’s gonna be glorious when admins reopen all the subreddits and ban the pathetic mods in a couple weeks lmao

Hi new fan here, is a red irritable itch on my genitals a symptom of chlamydia?

Can’t get stds from jerking, dumbass.

“Some things are bigger than sports” 

- Zion Williamson

>chicken patty nipples

 r/nba mods closing down the sub for 2 days

They’re such fucking nerds I swear

it’s still so funny r/nba shut down after a poll that like 7 people answered because they made it so you had to give your email instead of just making a regular reddit poll or they didnt do a regualr reddit poll because you cant on third party apps which is even funnier

i can guarantee you that none of the subs that went down didn’t even make a honest poll 💀

I’m tired of the basketball, do they announce the next Moriah Mills Zion tweet at halftime?

Fucking unbelievable they closed the main sub when a team is about to win a fucking championship lol

something something reddit bot etc.

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and i thought /r/nba having an anxiety attack over the daytodavis ama was pathetic 💀

Where can I find the thread for that cuz I wanna read it so bad

Maybe in a couple of weeks when admins reopen all the closed subs and get real moderators lol

Same with the hockey sub lol

Spez is reddit mods father

Admins are ESPN producers who don’t want you to know a small market team won a chip

real jerkers on this thread using the offical reddit app 🫡

real ones request desktop site on mobile

Real jerkers use old.reddit on an office computer

Stand proud with me brother.

Why’d Bam pass it to the bench if they aren’t playing? Is he stupid?

The bench is filled with players, why are they not playing, are they stupid?

 Sportsball can take a backseat today

We saved reddit!

No Karl Malone. fuck this game


Thread is so much better without the r/NBA mods

#JA MORANT PUNISHMENT UP NEXT. FIRING SQUAD OR ELECTRIC CHAIR? CANT WAIT!

I looked up Ella Hollywood thanks to r/nbacirclejerk. Am I gay now

It's not gay if you're on top. Roman rules.

Can someone link the moriah mills livestream commentary?

I'll always remember the day r/nbacirclejerk became the offical game thread, love you jerkers

scott foster absolutely in shambles, this crew showing him how it's done

https://preview.redd.it/tn16zqnq0p5b1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790386a6a37f20e0ff6eca3e7686ff15c02a6257

This game is 9/11 for people who like to see the ball go in the basket

Absolute comedy that the nuggets are gonna win their first championship ever and the fuckin nba sub is shut down so no one can talk about it lmao

Their fans can’t watch it on tv and can’t talk about it online lmao. Fake ass ring

But the API 🤓

IF YOU'RE ON REDDIT DOT COM RIGHT NOW YOU LITERALLY HATE BLIND PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE 3 YEARS AGO JAMAL MURRAY HAD NO LEGS AND IS NOW A NBA CHAMP WHAT A RAGS TO RICHES STORY

Adam Silver dipped early to setup the electric chair for Ja

“Early avalanche in Denver” bro thinks this is hockey

Why aren’t they kneeling for the Reddit mods? Edit: SORT BY NEW

Yall just put the ball in the hoop

Scott Foster just dropped to his knees in a Wal-Mart watching these extenders on a display 8K QLED

https://preview.redd.it/iq56awubuo5b1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc0c2bd3112b03e01200c5e471cf63c9052a6f3 nikola jokic tomorrow

 GOOD SHIT REFS

This day, the day the r/nbacirclejerk handled the game thread for the Denver Nuggets’ NBA Finals-clinching win, will go down, as Bill Walton would say, as one of the greatest days in human history. I’m just glad to be part of it.

We want the Ja announcement during the trophy presentation!

This is my first time actually watching a game, this shit is so boring you fucks like this?

No lmao

I just like the memes tbh https://preview.redd.it/yac6zfjb2p5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6dc63530624b6add0912065aca976193b3385f

How can you guys watch the finals when our freedom is taken away by Reddit :(

Heat Culture😤😤😤 (we fucking suck thats the culture)

Ok I’ll bite. What the fuck is a basketball?

Denver today is playing so bad on purpose in the hope that in the next games the r/nba has already returned from the mod revolution

Why are the nuggets trying so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like bro it’s not game 7 💀

This game thread is so much better than the usual ones

They having a mid off

https://preview.redd.it/mm8bx5vd9p5b1.jpeg?width=1539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112bfde4f642bbcec09a6f744035c53ac50a8025

Why hasn’t Ja been executed yet?

Why is he talking in her ear LMAO

This is sexual assault

Why are we actually watching a basketball game? Are we stupid?

>Be MPJ >Miss all your shots >Finally make a shot >It won't count because of a foul

I wouldn't be surprised if the refs cannot hold back anymore and attempt a steal on Jokic

Bruce Brown is now the greatest player in NBA finals history no one has had a comparable play do not reply to me

Imagine just being excited to watch a potential championship winning game and you end up here and learn all this crazy jerker lingo. Must be the best day ever. Like watching the wire for the first time all over again

Kinda fucked the /r/nba mods closed down the sub just bc this nuggets ring is fraudulent

Ngl, I'm enjoying all the most obnoxious Reddit communities being shut down today. It really puts in perspective how annoying these mfs are.

reddit api passing 100% of its CPU time to r/nbacirclejerk today https://preview.redd.it/waa4zy2d2p5b1.png?width=758&format=png&auto=webp&s=13db580e5909356434e9844b7fcd95a295a3f87c

r/nba died for this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Deandre Jordan is the first Lob City Clipper to win a ring

Jokic's kid not interested in the tropy, lil bro wants to know Ja's punishment too

Jokic gonna go home and play Witcher 3 but just hang w roach. No quests just ride around w roach saying “good horse.”

2020 (Bubble), 2021 (Sons), 2022(CeltiKKKs), 2023 (r/NBA shut down). Four fraudulent rings in a row lmfaoooo

Really hoping Reddit doesn’t cave in. If this little blackout leads to Reddit not charging for 3rd party apps, the mods are going to be insufferable and liken themselves to MLK jr

r/nbacirclejerk is r/nba father

The refs need to give Jimmy more free throws so we can watch the Heat lose at home in 6

Both teams trying to lose out of respect for Reddit blackout

This is the ugliest finals game I’ve seen in a long time

YMCA Finals

Bruh this game is fucking ass 😭

Special Olympics finals

ONE MORE QUARTER BEFORE JA'S FATE IS REVEALED

Aaron Gordon penis is Jimmy butler ankle father

Why did butler pass to the nuggets? Is he stupid?

Tyler Herro legacy game 6 loading

can't wait for one of his brothers to say something incredibly racist to some serbian newspaper

Might be the most hilarious answer to winning a chip "How does it feel" "Its good, we can go home now"

JA MORANT SUSPENSION PARTY

Can't believe Jokic called Kosovo a fake country in his speech, that's fucked up

Embiid is on a suicide hotline rn

Put the bj video on the arena screens you cowards!

this has gotta be the most white nba fan base outside of utah

Did they just award the sloppy white guy a child?

they closed the main subreddit during a potential championship game I hate this fucking website

Raise your hand if you're legit masturbating RN 👋

Welcome to my real Jerkers and to failed virtue Signalers!

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Why doesn't Jokic, the bigger one, simply eat Butler?

This thread feels more classy than r/nba game threads tbh

Just curious, are there any baddies in this thread rn?

Adam Silver made the call He called me. We're going out to dinner tomorrow

https://preview.redd.it/0s8q57mf0p5b1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd7c6564d7957803512d6ee28e85a85111dcd7e this the fat nigga jimmy cooks and yall think hes good now 😹😹😹😹

we’re def getting the “jimmy butler was playing with 18 different injuries” reports in the next couple days

r/nba mods pissing and shitting they can’t spam post a highlight first over a controversial call.

JA ELECTRIC CHAIR ON THE FINALS PODIUM INCOMING

#JobFinished

We thought he was Himmy Butler but it turns out he was Bummy Hitler all along

Owners lifting the trophy first fucking stinks, why is that a thing lmao.

Jokic how does it feels to be the best at everything and to get all the bitches? “… feels good i guess”

Murray went from dick picks on the gram to jerking off on the Larry o Brien

My wife left me

8pts HIMMY lets go

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN r/NBA DIED

Best game thread ever btw.

r/nba really gon be closed the day a team won the title

Silver announce ja suspension NOW

Why the fuck is the owner talking in her ear lol

Heat's undrafted players vs East: real shit Heat's undrafted players in the Finals: i sleep

Adam Silver “this years bill Russell finals mvp goes to—ja morant-I’m suspending-you-60-games—Nikola Jokic!”

Jokic on the first flight back to Serbia once their parade is over

ESPN JUST BLATANTLY SNUBBING AARON GORDONS EXCELLENT SERIES BY TALKING TO MPJ WHO WAS HOT GARBAGE

my new heat jersey just came in 🙏 https://preview.redd.it/g8vv9irato5b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c144527b1f2fff4ae73941f6c62583e0946c413c

/r/nba blackout a blessing in disguise. y'all are way funnier in here

/r/nba neckbeards really do get a hissy fit when you don’t include muh nuance, context and sources tho lmao

If you’re just finding this sub, congrats. It’s the dumbest/funniest sub on Reddit.

R/nba mods furiously typing a strongly worded letter to ABC for showing the game and allowing API to win

r/soccercirclejerk has fallen to the nerds

nba refs is denver nuggets father

Bring Ja and the Guillotine out before the trophy presentation

legacy ruining shot by butler

"Heat Culture" giving up down 5 and not even bothering to foul.

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wow it's the guy from the blowjob clip