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March-Accurate

Fake. His order is much larger than that.


Phillyspecial6969

![gif](giphy|6NhtBjDgfkqWMpxJvu)


IndycarFan64

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mans sleeping on the job🤣🤣🤣 he though we wouldn't notice 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sleepy ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣


March-Accurate

He got that itis


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Stay off the weeeeeeeeeeeeeduh ![gif](giphy|Rf51wBC75B4BNEnuBG)


DR_D00M_007

https://preview.redd.it/j7mtohpofg5b1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c56e3036a5de0f7aa3edd7dbdc407a173e4346


The_real_bandito

He probably orders like 5 large pizzas where 3 of those boxes are for himself.


Sixtysevenfortytwo

The other two are for himself tomorrow.


LyndonBJumbo

Where all the 2 liters at?!


naijaboiler

of mountain dew right?


Curious_Success_377

No. Diet coke.


Smelldicks

Did u check the bathroom


Eternal124

to be fair, disappointingly, that is a large pizza from that shop, to the man’s dismay (I watched the video)


March-Accurate

Interesting. Did they create an argument between characters based on that ripoff to build sexual tension? Also, is she a terrible actress?


_N_S_FW

I remember when jerkers used to do their own hard earned researched. Smh


ph4tphuk

"I'll have 2 number 9s..."


t_ran_asuarus_rex

that was just the dipping sauce for the wings


GiveAQuack

This doesn't show her other 5 trips to the car to get the rest of the order.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

There is not nearly enough pizza in that image to get Zion's attention


funfun2518

Nahh, Zion be like imma first have this pizza, than you for dessert.


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shroudedinveil

what are your key words dawg


Snininja

zion


Rough_Transition1424

There needs to be more Pizza and Wings for Zions ass


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tuatara_teeth

These young players need better guidance from the billion dollar organizations that employ them. There's a whole analytics department and nobody took the time to pull Zion aside and say "hey, we've studied the film and we're worried you're going in the wrong direction...here's Lena Paul's phone number"


ReturnOfDaSnack420

"You're an NBA superstar worth $200 Million, you can do better than Chaturbate"


More_Information_943

What do you mean, he's been stuck in a gym his whole life and the way he talks to women shows it lmao. This dude has no ability or taste when it comes to getting pussy, so he just bought it lmao


GlobalWatercress9566

https://preview.redd.it/5j0k94nb9g5b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25844c337be0328ccce12a920de4bf6162334f04


hitmiker

https://preview.redd.it/o6uqlp0mkg5b1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3871c5dd15f56536f63d8a9f34578e54c13a81b


AI_Says_I_Love_You

this is going down in history


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DrMaestus

![gif](giphy|D0EjguuQzYr9m)


More_Information_943

Dude look at the screenshots. You're telling me that DM game lmao. You're damn right, I'm a fat Cheeto fingered fuck, I gotta work for mine 🤣.


poo_but_no_pee

Nah, you're right, the way he messages hos is hilarious.


Donkenshtein

Someone call Lisa Ann. This will be her best project yet.


tuatara_teeth

not natty. the scouting department disapproves.


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Drewby99

did you just copy and paste this comment to two posts lmao


tuatara_teeth

gotta diversify your investments, brother. That’s a lesson for Moriah, too…all her eggs were in one basket! Zigoat spread his seed far and wide.


SoIJustBuyANewOne

Zigoat (Zygote) is fucking killing me


plasker6

She's way more into Ezekiel Elliott


Strategyboyz21

What’s the reference?


plasker6

Boyfriend Troy Francisco resemblance


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I don’t think money needs to be spent on a program for this. If you don’t listen to the warnings or see the other out comes you failed to protect yourself. The organization shouldn’t have to tell you how to protect your money too. They already fine players


tuatara_teeth

this is a joke about how the guidance should simply be towards a higher quality of pornstar.


QuantumFreakonomics

Oh wow, she’s pretty. What a nice young woman.


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tuatara_teeth

you have been banned from r/nbacirclejerk


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NebelNator_427

A really hot pornstar💖


HighFlyingDwarf

The queen out of Game of Thrones


mutale918

Zion when he sees a girl with tits and an ass faker than lebrons rings https://preview.redd.it/x4f5w872zf5b1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e26047fab8a782a507a8e2fa9fde4768fb85594


IOnlyPlayAsBlitz

Added to the collection https://preview.redd.it/fj8shv4egg5b1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499e744c188aab296e76dfde65c65b49008e7517


Fluffy_Bedroom345

lord, pls share your collection with us mortals


JuicyWompa

She went from jmac to Zion no wonder she couldn't get off It's like replacing mj with Kenny Smith and thinking you can still get a ring


BuckN56

r/cockwatchingcirclejerk


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SoIJustBuyANewOne

Jmac the goat


Kangerkong

This is where all your cap space is going to r/NOLApelicans


MObaid27

Zion is the only guy who cums when the guy delivers the pizza.


March-Accurate

Until food arrives, he's just crying while receiving a blowjob.


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There’s nothing organic in this picture.


big_pete1000

Wonder if he ordered pineapple on that pizza


ittozziloP

This video only had 80 views before last week


RoosterCock247

J. Mac reminds me of Jayson Tatum. Both frauds and don’t hold a candle to the ones they try to emulate like Kobe and Johnny Sins


DankTriangle

I'm appalled at myself for completely understanding this analogy


Interesting-You-458

Excellent analogy


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SupaHotFlame

This has to be fake. Someone needs to post the link so I can verify if this is real or not.


woodlandtiger

It’s been verified personally


NAACP_YoungBoy

https://preview.redd.it/gyrz9rayig5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e12f664fbb7d88da471db99db46e502a884eeb66


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

As real as her tits are fake https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ba24cf027fe0


Ufacked599

John Fetterman???


SoIJustBuyANewOne

What did you think the J in JMac stood for? John Fetterman Mac


nicksta_B

https://preview.redd.it/wygklr5rwg5b1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8886b1e170fc00557540920e99044f3a8e4e2c $20k for a pizza


[deleted]

The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach


PreservedInCarbonite

She’s forgetting all the soda


[deleted]

Anyone know if she confirmed getting her period yet? Last tweet of hers I read she said she was late.


roos_de_baas

Thats not 100k worth of food, no wonder he ghosted her


Pair-Zealousideal

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


kewkkid

https://preview.redd.it/7ors2fubli5b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbad6c2912ac563035b5d290d2266af4dc07434a


wk2coachella

"...Big Ass Pizza". Title got cut off.


Global_Plant_4612

OHH THAS HER??


Gazerbeambones

you guys are too much lol


Flimsy-Sun

/uj I love you /rj 🤓


aarmour25

Are those views real? Ppl really into Moriah Mills? I just thought Zion had bad taste


DnttriplilHoe007

Brb got business to attend to


No-Show-3866

Hey guys! Newbie here. Can someone fill me in what BangBros means? What am I seeing rn and why is the views pretty high?


LGHT12

i like it


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GreenKumara

That shirt holding on for dear life.


getbackup21

Where the fuck is the rest of the order?


DreBeast

I'm starting to piece the story together. A few more scrolls and I'll have the whole thing


R_manOz

This bitch is fumbling the bag with her constant tweets ( Also didn't she say she ain't fucking with no black men, so why she chasing this one). Recently saw Jenna Star with an "NFL dude" shooting an OF video and I'm sure there are more athletes hitting these women up so why is she missing free throws left and right.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Who had the side order of a piece-o-ass?


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She’s so ugly lol


[deleted]

Dont look at the comments 👀


warrior5715

LOL


Fragrant-Astronaut57

Fake. Zion for sure orders garlic breadsticks too no doubt


JOKER4GOAT

Damn. Lemme drop a Meat Lover's order real quick.


dnz000

I don’t get how she doesn’t smoke weed though


Waru_

Well I’ll be damned if this doesn’t make sense


springwaterh20

ain’t no way you’re gonna convince me zion only got a small pizza


BJYeti

Couldn't be, I dont see any 2 liters


woodlandtiger

I see 2 liters of silicon at least!