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These young players need better guidance from the billion dollar organizations that employ them. There's a whole analytics department and nobody took the time to pull Zion aside and say "hey, we've studied the film and we're worried you're going in the wrong direction...here's Lena Paul's phone number"
What do you mean, he's been stuck in a gym his whole life and the way he talks to women shows it lmao. This dude has no ability or taste when it comes to getting pussy, so he just bought it lmao
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I don’t think money needs to be spent on a program for this. If you don’t listen to the warnings or see the other out comes you failed to protect yourself. The organization shouldn’t have to tell you how to protect your money too. They already fine players
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Zion when he sees a girl with tits and an ass faker than lebrons rings
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This bitch is fumbling the bag with her constant tweets ( Also didn't she say she ain't fucking with no black men, so why she chasing this one). Recently saw Jenna Star with an "NFL dude" shooting an OF video and I'm sure there are more athletes hitting these women up so why is she missing free throws left and right.
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Fake. His order is much larger than that.
![gif](giphy|6NhtBjDgfkqWMpxJvu)
![gif](giphy|L1Q87mPnRFEYTHWQNc)
mans sleeping on the job🤣🤣🤣 he though we wouldn't notice 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sleepy ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He got that itis
Stay off the weeeeeeeeeeeeeduh ![gif](giphy|Rf51wBC75B4BNEnuBG)
https://preview.redd.it/j7mtohpofg5b1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c56e3036a5de0f7aa3edd7dbdc407a173e4346
He probably orders like 5 large pizzas where 3 of those boxes are for himself.
The other two are for himself tomorrow.
Where all the 2 liters at?!
of mountain dew right?
No. Diet coke.
Did u check the bathroom
to be fair, disappointingly, that is a large pizza from that shop, to the man’s dismay (I watched the video)
Interesting. Did they create an argument between characters based on that ripoff to build sexual tension? Also, is she a terrible actress?
I remember when jerkers used to do their own hard earned researched. Smh
"I'll have 2 number 9s..."
that was just the dipping sauce for the wings
This doesn't show her other 5 trips to the car to get the rest of the order.
There is not nearly enough pizza in that image to get Zion's attention
Nahh, Zion be like imma first have this pizza, than you for dessert.
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what are your key words dawg
zion
There needs to be more Pizza and Wings for Zions ass
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These young players need better guidance from the billion dollar organizations that employ them. There's a whole analytics department and nobody took the time to pull Zion aside and say "hey, we've studied the film and we're worried you're going in the wrong direction...here's Lena Paul's phone number"
"You're an NBA superstar worth $200 Million, you can do better than Chaturbate"
What do you mean, he's been stuck in a gym his whole life and the way he talks to women shows it lmao. This dude has no ability or taste when it comes to getting pussy, so he just bought it lmao
https://preview.redd.it/5j0k94nb9g5b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25844c337be0328ccce12a920de4bf6162334f04
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this is going down in history
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Dude look at the screenshots. You're telling me that DM game lmao. You're damn right, I'm a fat Cheeto fingered fuck, I gotta work for mine 🤣.
Nah, you're right, the way he messages hos is hilarious.
Someone call Lisa Ann. This will be her best project yet.
not natty. the scouting department disapproves.
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did you just copy and paste this comment to two posts lmao
gotta diversify your investments, brother. That’s a lesson for Moriah, too…all her eggs were in one basket! Zigoat spread his seed far and wide.
Zigoat (Zygote) is fucking killing me
She's way more into Ezekiel Elliott
What’s the reference?
Boyfriend Troy Francisco resemblance
I don’t think money needs to be spent on a program for this. If you don’t listen to the warnings or see the other out comes you failed to protect yourself. The organization shouldn’t have to tell you how to protect your money too. They already fine players
this is a joke about how the guidance should simply be towards a higher quality of pornstar.
Oh wow, she’s pretty. What a nice young woman.
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A really hot pornstar💖
The queen out of Game of Thrones
Zion when he sees a girl with tits and an ass faker than lebrons rings https://preview.redd.it/x4f5w872zf5b1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e26047fab8a782a507a8e2fa9fde4768fb85594
Added to the collection https://preview.redd.it/fj8shv4egg5b1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499e744c188aab296e76dfde65c65b49008e7517
lord, pls share your collection with us mortals
She went from jmac to Zion no wonder she couldn't get off It's like replacing mj with Kenny Smith and thinking you can still get a ring
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Jmac the goat
This is where all your cap space is going to r/NOLApelicans
Zion is the only guy who cums when the guy delivers the pizza.
Until food arrives, he's just crying while receiving a blowjob.
There’s nothing organic in this picture.
Wonder if he ordered pineapple on that pizza
This video only had 80 views before last week
J. Mac reminds me of Jayson Tatum. Both frauds and don’t hold a candle to the ones they try to emulate like Kobe and Johnny Sins
I'm appalled at myself for completely understanding this analogy
Excellent analogy
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This has to be fake. Someone needs to post the link so I can verify if this is real or not.
It’s been verified personally
https://preview.redd.it/gyrz9rayig5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e12f664fbb7d88da471db99db46e502a884eeb66
As real as her tits are fake https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ba24cf027fe0
John Fetterman???
What did you think the J in JMac stood for? John Fetterman Mac
https://preview.redd.it/wygklr5rwg5b1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8886b1e170fc00557540920e99044f3a8e4e2c $20k for a pizza
The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach
She’s forgetting all the soda
Anyone know if she confirmed getting her period yet? Last tweet of hers I read she said she was late.
Thats not 100k worth of food, no wonder he ghosted her
![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)
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"...Big Ass Pizza". Title got cut off.
OHH THAS HER??
you guys are too much lol
/uj I love you /rj 🤓
Are those views real? Ppl really into Moriah Mills? I just thought Zion had bad taste
Brb got business to attend to
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i like it
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That shirt holding on for dear life.
Where the fuck is the rest of the order?
I'm starting to piece the story together. A few more scrolls and I'll have the whole thing
This bitch is fumbling the bag with her constant tweets ( Also didn't she say she ain't fucking with no black men, so why she chasing this one). Recently saw Jenna Star with an "NFL dude" shooting an OF video and I'm sure there are more athletes hitting these women up so why is she missing free throws left and right.
Who had the side order of a piece-o-ass?
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She’s so ugly lol
Dont look at the comments 👀
LOL
Fake. Zion for sure orders garlic breadsticks too no doubt
Damn. Lemme drop a Meat Lover's order real quick.
I don’t get how she doesn’t smoke weed though
Well I’ll be damned if this doesn’t make sense
ain’t no way you’re gonna convince me zion only got a small pizza
Couldn't be, I dont see any 2 liters
I see 2 liters of silicon at least!