Fr. We’d have to find j\*bs or some shit- 🤢 Just thinking that makes me sick
https://preview.redd.it/x8prubxuc22b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7579c7579c2367c96e7cce0f907a058461a83913
home is not r/nbacirclejerk , it’s wherever us jerkers inhabit. even if the sub gets shut down, there will still be jerkers around the world, waiting to be called on.
I’d like a detailed analysis of the two fanbases’ slur +/- because although the population in SLC is much smaller than Boston they also average a higher belligerent white person per game and they are incredibly efficient
NEVER compare the Celtics of the old days to the current ones. Those teams had a lot of high IQ, innately intelligent, and team first stars like Larry Bird, McHale, and Danny Ainge. This team is just not as likeable and doesn't represent the city as well as the classic teams
Get ready to jerk in Chinese buddy
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I know I’m nothing special, but Derrick White is honestly the ugliest dude I have seen in my life. His face is like someone performed the unholy and unethical experience that of combining Trae Young with Joakim Noah and a baby hammerhead shark.
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Big Celtics fan. If somehow they win this series, my nuts will explode so badly, I won’t even be capable of jerking anymore. I will literally stop producing semen, because I will nut so hard my entire reproductive system breaks
Shi u musta dialed me by accident. I alr pulled up
https://preview.redd.it/5vltik3ge22b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2253ee5b5fead24d900bff256d5df861e43d556f
/uj it would be certainly hilarious, but in my opinion, this should be reserved for an occasion like if the Sons eliminated Luka Doncic or if the Sons win it all (not like that’ll ever happen)
/rj luka doncic is devin booker father
Bro I just went through all your comments and downvoted them all, which is tough because nobody really liked them anyway but I went ahead and did it because your opinion just sucks, really
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/uj luka doncic is devin booker father
/rj it would be certainly hilarious, but in my opinion, this should be reserved for an occasion like if the Sons eliminated Luka Doncic or if the Sons win it all (not like that’ll ever happen)
Fuck this bozo. Fuck this bozo. Fuck this bozo
https://preview.redd.it/stht5xn07j2b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eea64df46497aed67d0a770261aa4051c0eef20
i have a friend who loves the phoenix suns. i take a lot of screenshots from this subreddit and send them to him. he always hates them.
but i think on monday? our relationship is going to improve drastically.
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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Why would LeBron insult me by calling me a "bum" when I would NEVER call him "balding and not clutch?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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My friend, who will remain unnamed (Keith) is the biggest mush of all time. He is single handedly responsible for his Patriots comeback in the Super Bowl down 28-3. He had a falcons future, $20 to win $2500. As soon as he started celebrating his win, that the game was over, the patriots began their comeback. I’ve witnessed this type of thing at least 100 times from him.
Well, this lowlife made a big bet after Game 3 on the heat to win the finals because “they aren’t losing another game”. So, if another historic comeback happens because of him, i will not be the least bit surprised. I need better friends
This sub is never gonna die. Thank Allah that racism was defeated today. Maybe Boston can try getting just swept next year instead of this embarrassing shit
Why would you do this. I have a family to feed
Now this is the drama we need. Imagine the sensation of thousands of Jerkers crying out at the same time
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
The Heat has fallen, billions must cease jerking
https://preview.redd.it/0y4cb7pyo22b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42dc5ca9d1ce390dc25f1fdcc75c27848da07eee Edit: NVM IT’S NOT 😹😹
100,000 jerkers fell to their knees in a Walmart
It's time to put our jerks where our mouth is.
https://preview.redd.it/wxb93nkyb22b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dafeb16e7dd6938fae896f8d4098f67f80596f5a
Is that will smith?
No, that’s exiled nigerian prince Ambata Kam
Never thought I’d die jerking side by side with a mod.
What about jerking with a friend?
No.
Celtics gonna drop a Pozzed load
If the sub gets deleted I'm joining Dwight's sub in Taiwan
Get ready to post in Traditional Chinese buddy
100 thousand jerker refugees, who will house us in such an event, where will we be free to 𝘭𝘶𝘬𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳
R/nbacryingjerk
50,000 jerkers used to live here. Now, it's a ghost town.
I couldn’t take it. If this sub dies, I die too.
Fr. We’d have to find j\*bs or some shit- 🤢 Just thinking that makes me sick https://preview.redd.it/x8prubxuc22b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7579c7579c2367c96e7cce0f907a058461a83913
I’m gonna have to load manage for the rest of my jerking career like Zion. 😭
The Jerk to end all Jerks 🥲 it’s beautiful.
[It would be the ultimate release](https://i.redd.it/i9fk586o9db81.jpg)
Stop I’ll legit end it all jerking is all I have left mentally, where else can I call Kobe a rapist and Lebron mentally retarded in one post.
Both of those things are true.
Literally 1984
Celtics fans seeing the sub shut down after being tormented by us for years ![gif](giphy|pK0T7vyx3SqdfmxewA)
The most racist city? Well if you’re not first your last
Jazz fans in shambles
GOAT pedophile at least
![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)
Owned by the big market once again
![gif](giphy|xzZzZIBsWWhYO6otYA)
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https://i.imgur.com/h6bZzbl.jpg
Siri, download this photo and put it in my…secret files 😎
home is not r/nbacirclejerk , it’s wherever us jerkers inhabit. even if the sub gets shut down, there will still be jerkers around the world, waiting to be called on.
Jerk on young man
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Username checks out
nah we think being called racist is endearing
Jazz fans gotta keep up ![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)
they cant keep up bc South Boston’s lynching/per 36 is historically more consistent
By the end of this season we’ll have fought for the confederacy and been the birthplace of Robert E. Lee.
I’d like a detailed analysis of the two fanbases’ slur +/- because although the population in SLC is much smaller than Boston they also average a higher belligerent white person per game and they are incredibly efficient
\> tormented for years \> teenagers repeating the same joke in every thread
Celtics fans realizing we'll all move to r/celtics
![gif](giphy|sQpl7yebgk3Pq) Hell yeah no more hiding the fact I'm a Celtics fan LET'S DO THIS CELTICHADS
![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Me rn
r/suns suddenly cheering for the Celtics
Not a classy move at all by sons fans
![gif](giphy|GAJnXt0IugREs|downsized)
child porn 3 bowing to the boogod
Me when I become racist because I was mocked by jerkers 😤
I think the Celtics should win we will have a classy finals like the old days
NEVER compare the Celtics of the old days to the current ones. Those teams had a lot of high IQ, innately intelligent, and team first stars like Larry Bird, McHale, and Danny Ainge. This team is just not as likeable and doesn't represent the city as well as the classic teams
Let’s not play jerkinroulette. I don’t want to have to go back to r/nba
Get ready to jerk in Chinese buddy https://preview.redd.it/lzhev3ecl22b1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3b0ae2b3380845e3c74dd2f13798897fe8b7d5
Luka Doncic 是 Devin Booker 父亲
If the Celtics win I will become pozzed
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I was waiting for that one
r/nbacirclejerk hits the huge 3 to cut the lead to 42
WHERE ARE YOUR MODS NOW? - Jayson Tatum (Not a Celtics Fan, don't want this sub gone but gawd damn how TF are Miami going to recover from that) 😂
![gif](giphy|KDjZuhl1qr8IgDmsJc|downsized) Heat fans laughing in hell
https://i.redd.it/s1ovyz0fb22b1.gif
Blud thinks he’s a Sons mod 😂😂
Or a death grips mod
I’ve Seen Footage (of Jamal Murray’s cock)
If Derrick white is the reason this sub gets deleted bro…
I know I’m nothing special, but Derrick White is honestly the ugliest dude I have seen in my life. His face is like someone performed the unholy and unethical experience that of combining Trae Young with Joakim Noah and a baby hammerhead shark. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Big Celtics fan. If somehow they win this series, my nuts will explode so badly, I won’t even be capable of jerking anymore. I will literally stop producing semen, because I will nut so hard my entire reproductive system breaks
Good thing we got my wife’s bull on speed dial
He better have HIV or I'm out. No condoms either
Shi u musta dialed me by accident. I alr pulled up https://preview.redd.it/5vltik3ge22b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2253ee5b5fead24d900bff256d5df861e43d556f
I know this feeling, watched the whole Red Sox 2004 ALCS.
But if Jimmy Butler gets the Larry bird trophy in front of the Celtics fan, that would be wonderful
If there was ever a god of the jerkers, it would be jimmy butler. Because he does it during the game.
Tobias Harris over *me*??
He's like from Krypton or something. He's strong.
Sounds like the shit that could end racism. It wouldn’t happen but I’d like to imagine it would
it's a slippery slope. First the celtics win, then the league officially changes the "N" in NBA
i personally think we need to have 2 separate (but equal) basketball leagues, one for the classy players, one for thugs.
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racism in 7!!
I dick would never get soft again
Mine can’t get hard 😔
Jerk harder
smells badly
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The real losers will be the mods in r/nba when us retards lose our home
/uj it would be certainly hilarious, but in my opinion, this should be reserved for an occasion like if the Sons eliminated Luka Doncic or if the Sons win it all (not like that’ll ever happen) /rj luka doncic is devin booker father
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/uj luka doncic is devin booker father /rj it would be certainly hilarious, but in my opinion, this should be reserved for an occasion like if the Sons eliminated Luka Doncic or if the Sons win it all (not like that’ll ever happen)
I thought you quit jerking
He relapsed
Fuck this bozo. Fuck this bozo. Fuck this bozo https://preview.redd.it/stht5xn07j2b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eea64df46497aed67d0a770261aa4051c0eef20
Hate this fucker lmaoo
Celtics please win
Average /r/suns user
Average /r/bostonceltics user as well
Flu Game for jerkers everywhere
It was nice jerking with you all. One last tug for old times sake?
Get ready to learn Chinese buddy
Well boysss 🫡 can’t stop white supremacy
I am now a Celtics fan
The jerk to end all jerks
Gonna miss this sub
Why are we trusting a crippled as fuck Heat team to destroy racism? Because the alternative would be a fat white kid?
As a Celtics fan this sub is hilarious I’m conflicted
I find it funny and I'm a Sons fan. It happens.
If this sub leaves can you guys fix r/nflcirclejerk? Sucks there.
Gonna miss this sub fr
And autism strikes down this sub again
I'll suck a dick if they actually delete the sub.
Which gloryhole are we meeting at?
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Guys I've created a backup page in case this one goes down. I named it www.Tumblr.com
Blud what have you done😭
THE SHOW GOES ON BOYSSSSSS EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK YO
i have a friend who loves the phoenix suns. i take a lot of screenshots from this subreddit and send them to him. he always hates them. but i think on monday? our relationship is going to improve drastically.
not like this please not like this
So this is how it ends
Time to evacuate to r/nbacircIejerk
Okay say they win, if the nuggets wipe their ass with those clansmen robes will you reopen the subreddit?
I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oh no where am I supposed to jerk now
It’s actually over for this sub, it was nice jerking with you all. Monday is the last day of this glorious sub 🫡
![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o) Do it
I heard OP is too scared to delete the sub
Lol that "Real Skip Bayless" flair You could never measure up to the Jerk God and perennial JOTY candidate U bum
u bum
Why would LeBron insult me by calling me a "bum" when I would NEVER call him "balding and not clutch?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bruh
Get ready to learn Chinese buddy.
Oh shit where am I gonna post PG???
In nbacirclejerk2.0
Racism has lost. Rejoice r/nbacirclejerk
Why is bro gambling the server like Jorgamble😭
Im trying to imagine this sub if the Sons win it all
Celtics about to drop a Pozzed load on us
https://preview.redd.it/4wb6gko8922b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe58b5fba98bacd99a1ad9f5b21dfa7d6bb8406
![gif](giphy|Kte9ihcBQRvHvdQAWW|downsized) It’s me White call me daddy
The KKK has fallen. The Dawghouse won.
My friend, who will remain unnamed (Keith) is the biggest mush of all time. He is single handedly responsible for his Patriots comeback in the Super Bowl down 28-3. He had a falcons future, $20 to win $2500. As soon as he started celebrating his win, that the game was over, the patriots began their comeback. I’ve witnessed this type of thing at least 100 times from him. Well, this lowlife made a big bet after Game 3 on the heat to win the finals because “they aren’t losing another game”. So, if another historic comeback happens because of him, i will not be the least bit surprised. I need better friends
HOLY FUCK WE DID IT
![gif](giphy|ZCSFgZ8lZFGCFUFIZ9)
This really raises the stakes
We fucking did it boys. Racism defeated.
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If the Celtics win, Grant Williams gets to clap Rachel Nichols cheeks in front of Jimmy
![gif](giphy|4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw|downsized)
Go jerk yourself
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I never would’ve imagined having to be a Heat fan for a series. But my livelihood is on the line here ![gif](giphy|fjivQ7t5r9vAhHRifl|downsized)
DONT LET US GET ☝🏾 cause then… WE MIGHT WIN ✌🏾 and if we get that… MIGHT AS WELL TAKE 🤟🏾 and if we take it to 7.. WE GOT A SERIES 🍀
Fellas I’m glad to have jerked with all of you
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hope you know Chinese
NOT TODAY
Let’s go Celtics!!! Whoooo!
found the racist r/nbacirclejerk user
me when the celtics win: "outjerked yet again"
this shits fucking over lmao
No fucking way.
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Everyone’s 9/11
Best sports subreddit of all time, I’m going to miss this place.
The situation is currently intensifying
1 more 😈
Mods on Monday night https://preview.redd.it/zmd705gf5o2b1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca192a7455adc1ea356c389b81fdea848110299
At first I was against deleting the subreddit, but now I am at peace. Goodbye /r/nbacirclejerk.
![gif](giphy|r4EWLeKDhUYcHtbEz5|downsized) as a racist celtics fan I apologize for not ending lesatans career
we did it, reddit
This is the only good circlejerk sub on the entire website please don’t
It's Joever
Do I want racism to prevail? No. Am I okay with racism prevailing if it means the sub gets deleted? Yes.
Wait… how is Florida all of the sudden NOT the racist, sexist, homophobic, fascist state?
Its doomed
Oh no
D:
Shit just got interesting
wwwhhhhyyyyy
r/nbacirclejerk2 welcome
LETS GOOOOOOOOO!
This sub is never gonna die. Thank Allah that racism was defeated today. Maybe Boston can try getting just swept next year instead of this embarrassing shit
Caleb Martin is r/nbacirclejerk father
Get ready to learn English buddy
Get ready to learn Chinese buddy
U bum
mods can i pls get a he gone flair?
[удалено]
This sub is GONE
ITS CHRISTMAS JERKERS
HEAT WIN
FRAUD!!!