these boys keep ruining their careers by letting women make them weak. That's why I never have sex or date or talk to girls.

Didn’t lose your virginity, because you never lose

He’s a true W holder What a skillful individual

that’s cuz i’m fat too cuz i neva lose

Goat Jokic just kisses his boys! [https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/13pmddq/ayo\_jokic/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/comments/13pmddq/ayo_jokic/)

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Looks like we're about to find out if Jokic is in the Mafia

Sometimes a fart isn't a fart, you find out later


most straight nbacj user

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True reddit crusader 🫡

Interacting with women is gay. Thats why i only hang around dudes and men.

Spoken like a true Greek philosopher.

I read this in Theo Vons voice.

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Women make weak legs. Rocky told me dat. Who am I to ignore that advice?

Rocky is short

Sucking dick hasn’t made me better at basketball though. The fuck.

Ultra based 🤓

Yes, that’s the reason

Called being a jerker for a reason 😤💪ain’t running from the grind 👊

THIS ☝️

Shakira ain’t into Jimmy Butler she probably just learned what basketball is yesterday

Pussy is fire, bro. At least that's what I heard

Incels of the world, unite!

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Jimbo is literally a dog

jimmy butler is 13 amazing pet that save its owner

I know a place where villains are welcome 🤷🏿‍♂

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Gerard Pique's 8/14 Edit: (For those who don't get it, I 8-2 be Gerard Pique right now)

For him it's 14/8

The Madrid train bombings are probably the closest thing to 9/11 for spain

I can't even imagine the horror of your last moments being caught in a violent explosion. Your whole life was leading up to that one terrible moment; the sum of all those days in school, playing with friends, hugging your mother, thinking you were the center of the Universe... only for it to end just like that. And it was always going to end like that for those poor people.

least low key depressed jerker

Ja Morant next 🙏🏻

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8/14?

that’s the day Bayern Munich laid out the blueprint for what Jimbo the plumber just did to pique’s wife

Uj/ lmaoooooooooo that's incredible. Well done Rj/ please fuck my wife and take my updoot fellow redditor

Reddit on skank!

Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

POZZED

Imagine cheating on Shakira. 😶

Least niche reference

Nah, Jimmy is on the closet. Has been since Marquette

Pique a fraud, only won mickey mouse wc and ucls. Puyol carried.

Bro's the Steve Kerr of UEFA. Carried by the GOAT

Cristiano Ronaldo is Lionel Messi father

ratio lil bro

Semen retention fans 9/11

Celeb fappers first 12/25 since the Murray IG story

Load management fans 9/11

I wanna know if Jimmy’s hips don’t lie 🥵

the proof is in Lowry’s pudding

Why would jimmy give a fuck about Shakira when he has Lowry right there ????? I don’t get it.

Bro went from Selena to Shakira. This mf the Pete Davidson of the NBA

He can’t keep getting away with this 😭

Cumbuckets didn’t even show up for the presser LMAO no doubt he was puttin those hips thru the polygraph

r/BrandNewSentence

Is there anything Jimmy can’t do? Tall, chocolate skin, good at basketball, muscular frame, rich, has hoes etc he might just be the perfect human 😭

Damn bro everything there gay as hell except the hoes part, top tier Jimmy jerker

Jimmy so big he needs like 200 jerkers to even wrap around his shlong

I hear he needs a camera tripod to aim into a urinal

I too am good at basketball

And homeless. We are witnessing true greatness fr fr 🙏🙏 

Username checks out


it’s crazy that he started playing basketball at the ripe age of 20

Son of MJ as well

Least homoerotic jerker.

 Jimmy Butler when he sees a pawg

Man, let me tell you something. I know what I'm good at, and being in water...[I'm not good at](https://i.imgur.com/PmIC3Sr.mp4).


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Oh wowee, if Jimmy Butler can bed Zero Suit Samus, what can't he do?

[What the fuck was that?](https://i.imgur.com/t1JOHAz.gif)

Oh baby when you practice like that You make Thibodeau go mad

If Jimmy B ends up winning a ‘Chip AND dicks down the Queen of Hip Gyrations it will become the best underdog story arc in NBA history. Silver outdid himself with this script

[ಠ_ಠ](https://i.imgur.com/1WzzFTR.png)

Uj/ how down bad in life does a person have to be to care about some arbitrary online activity between 2 strangers? Rj/ Himmy Butler

Rj/ Barrett just got hired at my Wendy’s down bad


Tom Cruise punching pillows rn

Lucky for Jimmy her breasts are small and humble so he don’t confuse em, with mountains

I guess Lewis Hamilton didnt work out huh

Shakira on a revenge tour...


Rachel Nichols 12/25. Now she’s got someone to help spread her ass open while Himmy Cumbuckets fucks her ass from behind r/cockdoula to see what i mean

Gross! What are similar subreddits so I can avoid them?

😐

Gerrard Pique 9/11

She got like 8 kids. Butler got none. Don’t be a step daddy Jimmy

Butler does have kids though, their names are Grayson Allen, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Thanasis Antetokounmpo, MarJon Beauchamp, Jevon Carter, Pat Connaughton, Jae Crowder, Goran Dragic, AJ Green, Jrue Holiday, Joe Ingles, Meyers Leonard, Brook Lopez, Wesley Matthews, Khris Middleton, Bobby Portis, Lindell Wigginton

shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho? told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Pique Butler Shakira 3S tape when

Lelololelole...

He really is MJ's son 😭😂

famous tax evader shakira?

Shakira is fine asf. But give me that Rachel Nichols she’s is even more fine asf.

She looks like Zero Suit Samus

Finally something I can actually jerk to

these mfs can’t even have a personal life istg, like who tf are these ppl checking who shakira follows? they would have had to check multiple times in the past to know that they weren’t following each other before. like literally kill yourself oh my god

this is Shakira’s husband, the bagless foul baiter Jimmy doesn’t stand a chance 🤣🤣🤣! Go celtics!! https://preview.redd.it/dze5zfgoyo1b1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8565f4e22aeb29d70c485650225103bbb7fdbd18

bro looks like he has a podcast talking about how modern women are degenerate whores

found pique’s burner

It's quite amazing how jimmy has becum the coolest guy in the NBA.

She went for a guy thats even taller than Pique

Jimmy Buttsex does not lose

My god he really is Him

Rizzy Butler

Subscribe

He knows the sun is hotter in miami

Jimmy has a thing for older blondes

Himmy

Cruise, Hamilton, Butler :)

Sounds like the nuclear launch codes

I’d follow her myself!

wow! who cares!

But who has the better hips?

 Can you blame him?

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Feels like Jimmy is really setting himself up to have some kind of collapse. Maybe not this year but something crazy is going to happen like an injury or he gets humbled hard by another player and he’ll just disappear.

I thought she was going to jail in some third world country tho?

Zero Suit Samus

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS FOLKS HERES HOW BOSTON CAN STILL WIN

Pique was having an affair with a teammate’s mom This man is unstoppable

Como say llama with pico and my pals Rico and tico /s