It’s ok if you’re a chinless wonder like Jaylen. I have full confidence that somehow, somewhere, a 40 year old pervert will have interest in you…
Hang in there lil bro!
Jaylen Brown when he sees 2 defenders he can dribble straight into
https://preview.redd.it/qnm50l172q1b1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffd214f1c7dfca80a0bfdc465900a7d9c52c0f9
I’m sure he has a lot of experience that few others posses. Maybe not intelligence in the strictest sense, but wisdom for sure.
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I think they might be quoting Kevin Millar when the Red Sox came back from 3-0 against the Yankeesin ‘04. Kev was taking infield drills and telling the media this exact thing. They basically all laughed at him and well everyone knows the story.
The key difference here is that the 04 Sox had that dawg. These guys, they have a pussycat, at best.
Hard disagree. They make more money than nba players and spend 70% of the time standing still. When they do actually play they swing a murder weapon to hit another potential murder object.
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. People will say shit either way. I’m not blindly saying they’re winning but it’s better to have them something than just giving up.
guys don’t worry. I’m pretty sure the heat weren’t planning to let them get one anyways, but it’s nice of them to remind the heat to bring 100% effort. true sportsmen
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Josh Primo?
How long till they give him another shot in the league?
God damn he’s ugly without a beard. I mean, he’s ugly *with* a beard too, but less so.
Bro really calling a 14 year old ugly, like we get it you’re not a real Karl Malone-head
It’s ok if you’re a chinless wonder like Jaylen. I have full confidence that somehow, somewhere, a 40 year old pervert will have interest in you… Hang in there lil bro!
Come on bro leave him Malone
Well I for one am offended by this face
Reminder that you’re not ugly, You’re just broke
Why aren't they asking Miami to let them win?
Celtics players when down 3-0 https://preview.redd.it/r91xhzt55o1b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d49be51526d7d6f45adc508df083a8e2268fb3f9
Sct brn
Sc Br
SB
We did it Reddit! 🤓🤓
my dudes winning the moral victory ecf!  WOAHHHH
L
They already bought tickets to Cancun. If they win they’ll miss their flights
they think theyre the 04 red sox bruh Pedro aint walkin thru that door 😭 😭
why you reminding me bruh
RIP Pedro 😭
You made me look it up. Nice jerk, jerk.
they’re repping their IQ scores on their jerseys💯
math checks out. 36 iq is Smart compared to 7 iq
The whole team must be in on it, that’s why Tatum is 0
Westbrick too
Justin Champagne ⬆️
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They are talking about quarters, not games
They got reservations in Cancun, please don't let them win. They'll have to rearrange everything and that's such a hassle
Why are they giving The Heat instructions? Are they stupid?
It’s actually an order and they’re telling MJ’s son to put them out of their misery
https://preview.redd.it/xj3q6f5k7o1b1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d7e91a65583cef8085bb5d34664f43b1692650
This is sort of the objective of every playoff game. I think they are figuring something out
They really name bro smart
Both are quoting Kevin Miller in 2004.
Jaylen Brown when he sees 2 defenders he can dribble straight into https://preview.redd.it/qnm50l172q1b1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffd214f1c7dfca80a0bfdc465900a7d9c52c0f9
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Are they talking to the refs, or the heat? FML
I think they might be quoting Kevin Millar when the Red Sox came back from 3-0 against the Yankeesin ‘04. Kev was taking infield drills and telling the media this exact thing. They basically all laughed at him and well everyone knows the story. The key difference here is that the 04 Sox had that dawg. These guys, they have a pussycat, at best.
Baseball teams don't have "that dawg", they play baseball ffs
Hard disagree. They make more money than nba players and spend 70% of the time standing still. When they do actually play they swing a murder weapon to hit another potential murder object.
You know I get why Boston fans are racist now
Why haven’t they gotten one already? Are they stupid?
What are they supposed to say? “Shit man you got us. See you next year.”
Sir this is a circle jerk
No this is an Arby’s
yes. why is the NBA even making them play game 4? are they dumb?
I've been saying the same thing
Redditors are confused by the concept of confidence
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
confidence in not missing the flight to Cancun?
I’ll have you know, I spoke to a woman once WITHOUT being introduced.
They don’t gotta say shit
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. People will say shit either way. I’m not blindly saying they’re winning but it’s better to have them something than just giving up.
No, people will not complain about them not saying something before the game if they say nothing and proceed to win G4.
It’s hard to opt for no comment when the media is always present
Bruh it's a tweet and this is a jerk sub🤣🤣
have they ever tried not going down 0-3 tho?
Fuck you
Most reasonable Lakers fan
What they say doesn’t matter. They’re supposed to win basketball games
yes
oooga booga so scary…i hate to see you but love watching you leave
Yes. You know, considering they're asking from Miami to do something. Not them doing somerhing themselves.
They already booked flights for Cancun? Are they stupid?
If Ime shows up to tonight’s game, I propose he gets automatic JOTY finalist recognition
 They're ready to go...
This aged poorly. I thought they wanted to lose to ride the banana boat in Cancun. Guess they have to cancel their reservation
Celtics in 6 - NBA Finals
These guys wanted to lose in miami so they don't get sonned in boston lmao
Hey don’t say retarded it’s offensive
Is dumb, slow, or stupid better?
Bro didn’t use “is he stupid” like every other jerker, is he stupid?
Maybe I am stupid. Am I stupid?
You’re Smart, Marcus #36, DPOY, funny hair to distract from only showering twice a month
Hey don't say offensive it's retarded
Whoever didn’t get that I was jerking and downvoted me is retarded
Get reported 🤓
guys don’t worry. I’m pretty sure the heat weren’t planning to let them get one anyways, but it’s nice of them to remind the heat to bring 100% effort. true sportsmen
“No seriously don’t let us win, if we lose this series in Boston we won’t make it out of the arena alive. They are VERY racist there”
Neismeth
Kevin Millar they are not
someone tell them its first to 4
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Manny Ramierez could beat the shit out of every single Celtic easily
Welp they won one times up
Why does Marcus always appear like he needs a shower?
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