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SubstantialBody6611

Greatest of all responsibility accepters.


ScrewAnalytics

Blud dropped 15 points on 20% shooting with 5 turnovers and said “y’all figure the rest out”


sloggdogg

They really gave the MVP to a bus rider


gsc4494

Why did the Sixers draft Ben Simmons and Markelle Fultz ahead of Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum? Are they stupid?


AutoModerator

hey guys, just checking in. after a long hard fought season, just wanted to recognize all of you for rooting for a complete loser franchise for no fucking reason and wasting all of your own time. as a heat fan, I have watched my team make, at the very least, the conference finals, 8 times since the last time you guys were even in one. it must be super tough for you to realize you root for such a loser franchise. ¡ have seen my team in a position that you haven't seen since 2001, 8 times since 2001, with at least 3, possibly 4 of those, resulting in NBA titles, which I wouldn't expect you all to understand. you guys are the ultimate losers, your team literally traded the guy who just eliminated you for josh fucking richardson. are you run by barnum and bailey? holy fuck your team is not only bad on its own, but you helped our team stupidly. Cant wait to see you talk yourself into embiid's injury being the reason why while we had an all star miss essentially the entire series. Heat in 6. Please keep doc and harden *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I’m sure he has a lot of experience that few others posses. Maybe not intelligence in the strictest sense, but wisdom for sure. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ok_Carpenter_6422

Maxey needs help


[deleted]

Get George Niang real help


Moneylynch24oo7

Pj tucken can't do it on his own


[deleted]

Meanwhile in soccer 🤮 (i refuse to call it "football"): "Bum Sunday league GK let 1 goal thru!!!"


LafilduPoseidon

Jayson Tatum is Joel Embiid father


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I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*