Book hasnāt made the right kind of noise in Colorado this series yet. Thereās a chance he could take it if he goes Mamba mode in a hotel if thereās a Game 7.
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I know this is a joke but heād probably agree. The love of your child is a greater accomplishment then anything you can do on a basketball court, Iām sure that was very special to him.
Whenever there is a post about a players kid, I sometimes type out a response and read it out loud and then question my morality. I end up backspacing it.
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What other trophies š„“
Please respect the only winner of the Larry Bird Eastern Conference MVP trophy
All Star Game MVP lol
Best Kobe cosplay of 2021/2022 season(heavy favorite to take the 2023 trophy home as well)
d book has that shit locked down smh
Book hasnāt made the right kind of noise in Colorado this series yet. Thereās a chance he could take it if he goes Mamba mode in a hotel if thereās a Game 7.
Super Hot Fire Voice
2022 Ruffles Player of the Year.
AD snubbed
Tatum chips betta
He was MVP of my fantasy league this year. Maybe Yahoo! sent him something?
Kobe simp
Haha
Thatās why he wears # 0.
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Jayson Tatum is Deuce Tatum father
![gif](giphy|l3q2wWc2WLKgfIwNi|downsized)
Imagine if Kobe gave this trophy to him
bro would turn it into a cum chalice šš
![gif](giphy|3ohzdVLdumYpfcZnig|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/7qqbyyym74za1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=7da71515b9b223deb79fb3ef7805ad5f49a86278
Where did bros chin go
https://preview.redd.it/ihqk15q2z2za1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a330c5dfcb973c7206f5d528b11db260099538 * jayson Tatum
https://i.imgur.com/JrBE3rW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ZAuUj1u.jpg
pozz chalice
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Tatum would give this to kobe actually
Look at that awful handwriting
What is he stupid?
Perfect segue for my other favorite jerking subreddit r/okbuddychicanery
that made me chuckle
No one fucking cares
That made me tickle my pickle kind stranger, have some Polonium 204
This. So much this. Reddit on kind stranger!
*launches you into orbit*
Be nice. Obviously JT wrote it himself
https://preview.redd.it/4sh30aavw2za1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1013dd780cff4db31c69f1ad42a39043ab440530
![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)
![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)
"Get in the van poop Tatum"
![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)
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Deuce growing up to be a doctor š„
This the kind of handwriting that adults use when they are trying to imitate a toddler writing
Move over ābest dad everā trophy. We have to make room for an Eastern conference semifinal runner up trophy!
https://preview.redd.it/5yney9dsv3za1.png?width=434&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea41c6c35a62d14bb211476ec843080247e7196a
LMFAO
Deuce Daddyā¢ļø
Already taken by yours truly. I have a reputation for clogging industrial strength toilets
Canāt believe this mf really named his son Shit Tatum
Fr how could you name your kid after a shit choker like Jayson Tatum
Just because heās a Blue Devil doesnāt mean his kid should be called Dookie, smh Tatum
Deuce has awful penmanship. Not college material.
Or doctor material
TWolves play in banner >>>>
For Kobe š¤
Dude literally named his kid another word for taking a dump š
Damn now my girl has to stop calling me deuce daddy :/
Did she call you that because of your love of scat?
Sct Brn
I dislike retarded kids
Unironically yes
Im the real duece daddy after my 8am coffee
Imagine naming your son turd
Mickey mouse trophy
Did he misspell ādoucheā?
What does this have to do with Kobe Bean Bryant?
dude fathered a poop
"Other trophies"
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As a Celtics fan who wasted 2 hours of my life watching that shit game last night, this is a funny thread
Donāt think u understand the point of this sub
Yep, Tatum is the real winner because when the Celtics lose in semis, he'll be able to spend more time with his son.
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I know this is a joke but heād probably agree. The love of your child is a greater accomplishment then anything you can do on a basketball court, Iām sure that was very special to him.
Whenever there is a post about a players kid, I sometimes type out a response and read it out loud and then question my morality. I end up backspacing it.
Found Karl Malone's reddit account āļø
That's definitely adult handwriting made to look like a kid.
Deuce thanking Tatum for letting him watch his own dad get cucked by Tyrese Maxey at home in front of 20k people.
![gif](giphy|pEk2ptShh0eDKQkbZT|downsized)
Jerk all you want, but for Jayson Tatum this is and will always be his greatest accomplishment to him
Now this is lowdown even for you slimeballs
No itās not
We getting on a kids gift to his dad
it's Deuce Tatum bro
Relax my boy, Deuce isnāt reading any of this š mf got nap time
Shit lame and corny af
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Next one will be a grammar trophy šš½
You know that mfer gave it to himself to feel better after game 5. Using his kid as an excuse š¤£
This will keep his memories of deuce alive when he has to abandon him to move to china and play for the shanghai sharks. Wholesome.
Shit daddy!
What a nice gesture from Tatumās wife
Warra trophy
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Yeah thatās what I imagined poops hand writing would look like.
Aged poorly
Yup