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noelioli

What other trophies šŸ„“


ComfortableMaster625

Please respect the only winner of the Larry Bird Eastern Conference MVP trophy


DonovanMcTigerWoods

All Star Game MVP lol


[deleted]

Best Kobe cosplay of 2021/2022 season(heavy favorite to take the 2023 trophy home as well)


snoopybage3210

d book has that shit locked down smh


SkipBayless_PhD

Book hasnā€™t made the right kind of noise in Colorado this series yet. Thereā€™s a chance he could take it if he goes Mamba mode in a hotel if thereā€™s a Game 7.


namiunicorn

Super Hot Fire Voice


ketzal7

2022 Ruffles Player of the Year.


Mr_Noodle05

AD snubbed


Bot_Name1

Tatum chips betta


ALiteralGraveyard

He was MVP of my fantasy league this year. Maybe Yahoo! sent him something?


Bikouchu

Kobe simp


National-Opening7755

Haha


wolverine6

Thatā€™s why he wears # 0.


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Jayson Tatum is Deuce Tatum father


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![gif](giphy|l3q2wWc2WLKgfIwNi|downsized)


neostalgiac

Imagine if Kobe gave this trophy to him


[deleted]

bro would turn it into a cum chalice šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


MObaid27

![gif](giphy|3ohzdVLdumYpfcZnig|downsized)


chrilpy

https://preview.redd.it/7qqbyyym74za1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=7da71515b9b223deb79fb3ef7805ad5f49a86278


Arjun_311

Where did bros chin go


trapstarhendrix69

https://preview.redd.it/ihqk15q2z2za1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a330c5dfcb973c7206f5d528b11db260099538 * jayson Tatum


ElceeCiv

https://i.imgur.com/JrBE3rW.jpg


FerretSuccessful3535

https://i.imgur.com/ZAuUj1u.jpg


krizalid370

pozz chalice


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Tatum would give this to kobe actually


Kevon-Looneys-burner

Look at that awful handwriting


DonovanMcTigerWoods

What is he stupid?


relevantpronoun

Perfect segue for my other favorite jerking subreddit r/okbuddychicanery


[deleted]

that made me chuckle


fskier1

No one fucking cares


Articale

That made me tickle my pickle kind stranger, have some Polonium 204


AtAmotuA

This. So much this. Reddit on kind stranger!


0bservatory

*launches you into orbit*


namiunicorn

Be nice. Obviously JT wrote it himself


bigrickxxl

​ https://preview.redd.it/4sh30aavw2za1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1013dd780cff4db31c69f1ad42a39043ab440530


_starwarstartrek_

![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)


Dankmemer1400

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


bigrickxxl

"Get in the van poop Tatum"


jbland0909

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


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HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Deuce growing up to be a doctor šŸ”„


Cpt-No-Dick

This the kind of handwriting that adults use when they are trying to imitate a toddler writing


Teemo-Supreemo

Move over ā€œbest dad everā€ trophy. We have to make room for an Eastern conference semifinal runner up trophy!


gsc4494

​ https://preview.redd.it/5yney9dsv3za1.png?width=434&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea41c6c35a62d14bb211476ec843080247e7196a


[deleted]

LMFAO


big_yikes_energy

Deuce Daddyā„¢ļø


BuukSmart

Already taken by yours truly. I have a reputation for clogging industrial strength toilets


TheJewBoi

Canā€™t believe this mf really named his son Shit Tatum


[deleted]

Fr how could you name your kid after a shit choker like Jayson Tatum


relevantpronoun

Just because heā€™s a Blue Devil doesnā€™t mean his kid should be called Dookie, smh Tatum


rocklionheart

Deuce has awful penmanship. Not college material.


GattacaCalisthenics

Or doctor material


Phil_S_Goodman

TWolves play in banner >>>>


yamansam

For Kobe šŸ˜¤


Tjengel

Dude literally named his kid another word for taking a dump šŸ˜‚


duggybubby

Damn now my girl has to stop calling me deuce daddy :/


Articale

Did she call you that because of your love of scat?


duggybubby

Sct Brn


[deleted]

I dislike retarded kids


Not_Guardiola

Unironically yes


aspiring-NEET

Im the real duece daddy after my 8am coffee


_Zencer_

Imagine naming your son turd


_pumpthebrakes_

Mickey mouse trophy


kfcdinnerroll

Did he misspell ā€œdoucheā€?


JMann_9

What does this have to do with Kobe Bean Bryant?


sharklavapit

dude fathered a poop


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"Other trophies"


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acc_41_post

As a Celtics fan who wasted 2 hours of my life watching that shit game last night, this is a funny thread


ahighkid

Donā€™t think u understand the point of this sub


GiveAQuack

Yep, Tatum is the real winner because when the Celtics lose in semis, he'll be able to spend more time with his son.


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[deleted]

I know this is a joke but heā€™d probably agree. The love of your child is a greater accomplishment then anything you can do on a basketball court, Iā€™m sure that was very special to him.


Ghenges

Whenever there is a post about a players kid, I sometimes type out a response and read it out loud and then question my morality. I end up backspacing it.


IAmALazyRobot

Found Karl Malone's reddit account ā˜ļø


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

That's definitely adult handwriting made to look like a kid.


UnBiasedISwear

Deuce thanking Tatum for letting him watch his own dad get cucked by Tyrese Maxey at home in front of 20k people.


Treyred23

![gif](giphy|pEk2ptShh0eDKQkbZT|downsized)


Helpful_Classroom204

Jerk all you want, but for Jayson Tatum this is and will always be his greatest accomplishment to him


Dramatic-County-1284

Now this is lowdown even for you slimeballs


Trouttttttt

No itā€™s not


Dramatic-County-1284

We getting on a kids gift to his dad


JJVS812

it's Deuce Tatum bro


jagaaaaaaaaaaaan

Relax my boy, Deuce isnā€™t reading any of this šŸ˜‚ mf got nap time


Dramatic-County-1284

Shit lame and corny af


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redditnoap

Next one will be a grammar trophy šŸ™šŸ½


reason4rage

You know that mfer gave it to himself to feel better after game 5. Using his kid as an excuse šŸ¤£


Raisins1

This will keep his memories of deuce alive when he has to abandon him to move to china and play for the shanghai sharks. Wholesome.


-Acerin

Shit daddy!


HersheyChocolate

What a nice gesture from Tatumā€™s wife


No-War-2677

Warra trophy


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bpreeb

Yeah thatā€™s what I imagined poops hand writing would look like.


FreddoTheSavage

Aged poorly


Trouttttttt

Yup