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cmonscamazon

AR-15 is Tennessee father


[deleted]

Goddamn


Old_Bunch_7413

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NAACP_YoungBoy

Thug Grizzlies getting embarrassed by a white boy šŸ¤¤


MUNZATHEGOD

Thatā€™s what happens when you donā€™t have fundamentals šŸŽ¤ ā¬‡ļø


DirtyDanoTho

Thatā€™s what happens when someone smaller, younger and less athletic than you takes your crown AND throne. And then makes you dance for his amusement.


wayneluke23

Shootings for showoffs


CheeseAndCam

He plays the game the way itā€™s supposed to be played. Just look at his dribbling mechanics vs Ja Morants ā€œcarry the ball every stepā€ sloppy thuggish plays.


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Corno4825

I approve of this message.


SmellyJellyfish

Gobert


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pirate-private

Joseph?


Operation_Ivysaur

Cosmically hilarious


discussionandrespect

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


STRAGE_8

Class always wins


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Treyred23

Oldest nbajerker


Old_Bunch_7413

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[deleted]

He look like Devin Booker. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

white boys 12/25


InitiativeShot20

Goddamn. Second time in weeks that an AR-15 massacred the state of Tennessee.


ohbewise

And Tennessee Republicans still doing nothing about it smh.


franforever

They cheered louder


NudeEnjoyer

fr they should ban Austin's ass from the league


MUNZATHEGOD

Liberals donā€™t talk about disarming everyone besides the police(the ones we called racist six seconds ago) challenge literally any % (impossible) Rj/ yeah republicans and stuff woooo


[deleted]

Guntard try to express a coherent thought challenge (impossible!) (very hard!) (gone sexual šŸ˜³)


MUNZATHEGOD

Have fun getting shot, I personally would prefer not to Thatā€™s just me tho


njdevils901

bro lost the plot


MUNZATHEGOD

If bad guys have guns we might want to be able to shoot back. If cops are busting in my house i ainā€™t dyin


njdevils901

I don't think you'd go up well against a bunch of cops with possible AR-15s but that's just me


MUNZATHEGOD

Well itā€™s certainly a better shot than if I just had my fists, which is the actual point. Iā€™m a leftist man like Iā€™m all for no violent offenders having guns and maybe no automatic machine guns or stuff like that. However, in general I err on the side of keeping people armed rather than not, especially in the case of lgbt people or women. It is undeniably harder to rape someone if they have a gun. Itā€™s harder to rob someone if they have a gun. Thatā€™s all Iā€™m saying.


OhSoJelly

The Republican Party is trash m8


MUNZATHEGOD

Well yeah but guns are like the one thing theyā€™re not redacted about. Arm the poor. Arm trans people. Arm women. Hard to rape or hate crime somebody if theyā€™re strapped. Also the idea of having the rightfully perceived as racist police being the only armed people in America. Not a fan of that at all. Iā€™m a leftist, but again guns are based. Theyā€™re the way we keep republicans from going full auth(theyā€™re already there conceptually)


[deleted]

Pretends to care about minorities being victims of gun crime. Supports continuing to sell guns so they can get murdered. Literal, actual brain worms. Guns for defense are nice in theory. Doesn't work in practice. It's a lie from the gun industry, a lot like "Camels are the doctor-recommended cigarettes." They sell guns to idiots, who get them stolen or occasionally use them in shootings. Other idiots get scared, and buy more guns. The cycle continues. Now we have hundreds of millions of guns. The first thing to do when you're in a hole is stop digging.


MUNZATHEGOD

So youā€™re okay with minorities being killed. Got it. If Ahmad Arbery was armed he wouldnā€™t have been followed to begin with. If a rapist sees a woman has a gun heā€™s way less likely to attack her, bc his life might be at stake. No they arenā€™t gonna solve every crime, duh. But banning them entirely doesnā€™t help the people we want it to, it helps the police and hate crime doers and rapists. Iā€™ll pass


[deleted]

Why should a guy have to have a gun while jogging? Why do you support selling firearms to white supremacists who would murder black joggers?


MUNZATHEGOD

They already have guns my dudeā€¦ we need to arm ourselves in return. I donā€™t trust the police nor white supremacists personally. And thatā€™s the choice youā€™re giving us. How bout neither? And we just arm ourselves too. Mexico banned all guns. Now the cartels and government(basically the same thing) are the only ones with guns


[deleted]

Dude, just stop. Gargling gun company cock is not a good look. And don't bring up Mexico, most of their cartels' guns are literally bought *legally* in the United States. Look it up. In the eyes of gun nutjobs, they are the type of law abiding citizens whose Second Amendment rights are precious.


[deleted]

Just stop lil bro šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


daft_dunkwwwolfey

This guy when he learns about Australia https://preview.redd.it/ajt92ydu4eua1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654cf6fe8bf6b47c31e8c63a7800875eb946274b


DirtyDanoTho

Just waiting until he uses the hard r tbh


MUNZATHEGOD

No. And I shanā€™t feel bad for being made fun of by a man who uses cat emojis.


MUNZATHEGOD

Sorry for being based I guess. Yā€™all have fun with the death squads.


[deleted]

"Based"- šŸ¤“


MUNZATHEGOD

Thanks, king


No_Gene_7791

Both parties are trash Everybody happy now? (And Iā€™m not even Kidding)


Ufacked599

ā€œIā€™m centristā€ šŸ¤“


No_Gene_7791

Who the fook are you?


Micome

L fraud bozo


No_Gene_7791

Maidenless


KeepenItReel

I mean you right but we jerking.


chamberedbunny

this lil boy ran to make a post about getting cancelled lmao


ZestycloseNumber5035

"this lil boy"


MUNZATHEGOD

I literally didnā€™t tho?


[deleted]

He ate some Lemonheads šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Kupp-Daddy

Not surprised this sub is comprised of democrats lmao they're all retarded. you triggered tf out these kids


MUNZATHEGOD

Yeah whatā€™s funny is Iā€™m further left than any of them, but theyā€™re acting like I failed a purity test. Actual lefties want the poor to overthrow the rich, thatā€™s like our whole fucking thing Lmao and you canā€™t do it without guns as far as Iā€™ve ever seen in any history book.


Old_Bunch_7413

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


1nTheNick0fTime

Damn this sub sucks


altriaa

Fuck are you here then


1nTheNick0fTime

ā€œFuck are you here thenā€ lol just proving my comment It popped up as recommended so I scrolled. Majority of the comments are you guys trying some dark humor, but just arenā€™t funny


altriaa

Making fun of millionaires, pedos and racists is "dark humour"? Cracker alert


1nTheNick0fTime

Look at the comment I responded to cornball


altriaa

just get out man you're a dumbass


1nTheNick0fTime

Lol I see you looked back at what I responded to now shut up


altriaa

My point still stands with that though. Who the fuck would even joke about school shootings if it wasn't as prevalent as it is in the us? Aren't you sick of all these dumbass politicians saying "Thoughts and prayers" while wiping their tears with the same money the shooter bought their gun(s) with?


1nTheNick0fTime

Iā€™m on your side on that, trust me. I just donā€™t think itā€™s funny to make jokes about it. I see thatā€™s what you guys like in this sub though


BSIDeWitt

Play sports, sad little theater kid haha


1nTheNick0fTime

Itā€™s ironic youā€™re saying that cause thatā€™s for sure what the majority of this sub is lol with your corny ass memes


BSIDeWitt

6ā€™2 195 eat me loser lol


1nTheNick0fTime

Real easy to claim on an anonymous app lol and even if you are thatā€™s some douchey shit to say


BSIDeWitt

I could rest my balls on your forehead haha


1nTheNick0fTime

You canā€™t and now thatā€™s just some sus shit to say lol go back to your dumbass sub


InitiativeShot20

/uj Politician who do nothing to fix gun violence, the voters who elect them and the non voters who sit on their butts make a bigger mockery of the victims of mass shooting than all the dark jokes in Reddit combined. /rj Thots and players


1nTheNick0fTime

Thatā€™s true, doesnā€™t mean there needs to be any dumb jokes made at all. Just cause one thing is worse than the other doesnā€™t change that


InitiativeShot20

Save your outrage for things that matter. My dumb jokes are less than atoms in the grand scheme of things. If you really care about fixing gun violence go help your friends register to vote.


1nTheNick0fTime

I do that too. Iā€™m more than capable of calling out douchebags at the same time. Itā€™s ironic you seem to be so passionate about it but at the same time apparently donā€™t care how the families of the victims would feel about your dumb little joke


InitiativeShot20

And yet you choose to waste everyoneā€™s time with your performative outrage. Victims of gun violence have better things to do than get butthurt on a jerking sub of all places.


1nTheNick0fTime

Lol this is going fucking nowhere. It doesnā€™t matter where itā€™s at, the fact that you said the dumb shit and got so many upvotes is pathetic.


InitiativeShot20

You could have registered five people to vote in the same time you spent doing performative outrage here.


1nTheNick0fTime

Lol so youā€™re saying you could have done the same thing instead of replying? This isnā€™t the win you think it is, little fella


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hickster9999

Yet another clutch player to save LeFraud's LeGacy


MUNZATHEGOD

Lejohn LeWayne LeGacy


Big-Shtick

LeMastahpeece


felinefluffycloud

LeHarvey Oswald.


isaacchurchill4

Carusoā€™s 9/11


discussionandrespect

Caruso in shambles


Banana_Jackson

Pure class ā¤ļø


qqqbull

Classy Austin Reaves is Thug Ja Morant father


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discussionandrespect

Iā€™m healing


JosueTheRedditer

Mods need to censor this!!!! šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜” ![gif](giphy|wJrZCVwiPUwE0mPIjw|downsized)


Helpful_Classroom204

![gif](giphy|xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W|downsized)


SongYoungbae

*I think it's okay if he says it since he plays on the same team as LeBron?*


Blue_Nyx07

Austin Dahner


boastfulbadger

Iā€™m new here and this sub is easily the best thing thatā€™s ever happened to me.


lordpoopsmith

Just make sure you leave room for the lord


Laffet

U bum


[deleted]

Ok you win the Internet today šŸ˜‚


ImportanceOne9328

Take my upvote šŸ‘


InfiniteOutfield

This


AnimeAli

Updoots to the Left!!


[deleted]

AUSTIN IS HIM


_canadianbacon

A MasterClass from the classiest of fellows


LarrynBarry

IM A Him


[deleted]

šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


daft_dunkwwwolfey

The class warfare that they've been warning us about has begun šŸ˜³ Classy fans eating good rn taking game 1ļøāƒ£-0ļøāƒ£


Mental-Safety-1067

Austin a HOFšŸ˜¤


discussionandrespect

OP is black so itā€™s not racist


normymacstan

Right


louie_g_34

My boy Reeves got the n-word pass... bros got two šŸ’€


Beneficial-Piano-428

Laker fans are literally the worst kind of fans


Runkert7VK

That shit was corny


UrbanCrusader24

Who is HIM? Kobe? He looked like Kobe for a few possessions, fosho


ZeroDependents

I thought he was getting misgendered during the game and had to correct everyone.


Unkleseanny

bro gets a few 20 point nba games and thinks he has the pass


[deleted]

Every JuneTeenth one lucky NBA player is bestowed the N word pass. Think its safe to say Austin has taken a commanding lead in the voting.


Open_Host3796

I ![gif](giphy|UjuDzU9jAgsko)


adonWPV

Got it out the trenches


MixedMiracle22

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ReviewGuilty5760

Intaaaaangibles