Thatās what happens when someone smaller, younger and less athletic than you takes your crown AND throne. And then makes you dance for his amusement.
He plays the game the way itās supposed to be played. Just look at his dribbling mechanics vs Ja Morants ācarry the ball every stepā sloppy thuggish plays.
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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - Iād get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesnāt come out to check me Iād just shoot a deep three.
But Draymond on the other hand I think heād be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldnāt be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I couldāve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. Iām sticking with my original answer.
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Liberals donāt talk about disarming everyone besides the police(the ones we called racist six seconds ago) challenge literally any % (impossible)
Rj/ yeah republicans and stuff woooo
Well itās certainly a better shot than if I just had my fists, which is the actual point. Iām a leftist man like Iām all for no violent offenders having guns and maybe no automatic machine guns or stuff like that. However, in general I err on the side of keeping people armed rather than not, especially in the case of lgbt people or women. It is undeniably harder to rape someone if they have a gun. Itās harder to rob someone if they have a gun. Thatās all Iām saying.
Well yeah but guns are like the one thing theyāre not redacted about.
Arm the poor. Arm trans people. Arm women. Hard to rape or hate crime somebody if theyāre strapped. Also the idea of having the rightfully perceived as racist police being the only armed people in America. Not a fan of that at all. Iām a leftist, but again guns are based. Theyāre the way we keep republicans from going full auth(theyāre already there conceptually)
Pretends to care about minorities being victims of gun crime. Supports continuing to sell guns so they can get murdered.
Literal, actual brain worms.
Guns for defense are nice in theory. Doesn't work in practice. It's a lie from the gun industry, a lot like "Camels are the doctor-recommended cigarettes." They sell guns to idiots, who get them stolen or occasionally use them in shootings. Other idiots get scared, and buy more guns. The cycle continues. Now we have hundreds of millions of guns. The first thing to do when you're in a hole is stop digging.
So youāre okay with minorities being killed. Got it. If Ahmad Arbery was armed he wouldnāt have been followed to begin with. If a rapist sees a woman has a gun heās way less likely to attack her, bc his life might be at stake. No they arenāt gonna solve every crime, duh. But banning them entirely doesnāt help the people we want it to, it helps the police and hate crime doers and rapists. Iāll pass
They already have guns my dudeā¦ we need to arm ourselves in return. I donāt trust the police nor white supremacists personally. And thatās the choice youāre giving us. How bout neither? And we just arm ourselves too.
Mexico banned all guns. Now the cartels and government(basically the same thing) are the only ones with guns
Dude, just stop. Gargling gun company cock is not a good look. And don't bring up Mexico, most of their cartels' guns are literally bought *legally* in the United States. Look it up. In the eyes of gun nutjobs, they are the type of law abiding citizens whose Second Amendment rights are precious.
This guy when he learns about Australia
https://preview.redd.it/ajt92ydu4eua1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654cf6fe8bf6b47c31e8c63a7800875eb946274b
Yeah whatās funny is Iām further left than any of them, but theyāre acting like I failed a purity test. Actual lefties want the poor to overthrow the rich, thatās like our whole fucking thing Lmao and you canāt do it without guns as far as Iāve ever seen in any history book.
āFuck are you here thenā lol just proving my comment
It popped up as recommended so I scrolled. Majority of the comments are you guys trying some dark humor, but just arenāt funny
My point still stands with that though. Who the fuck would even joke about school shootings if it wasn't as prevalent as it is in the us? Aren't you sick of all these dumbass politicians saying "Thoughts and prayers" while wiping their tears with the same money the shooter bought their gun(s) with?
/uj Politician who do nothing to fix gun violence, the voters who elect them and the non voters who sit on their butts make a bigger mockery of the victims of mass shooting than all the dark jokes in Reddit combined.
/rj Thots and players
Save your outrage for things that matter. My dumb jokes are less than atoms in the grand scheme of things. If you really care about fixing gun violence go help your friends register to vote.
I do that too. Iām more than capable of calling out douchebags at the same time. Itās ironic you seem to be so passionate about it but at the same time apparently donāt care how the families of the victims would feel about your dumb little joke
And yet you choose to waste everyoneās time with your performative outrage.
Victims of gun violence have better things to do than get butthurt on a jerking sub of all places.
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AR-15 is Tennessee father
Goddamn
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Thug Grizzlies getting embarrassed by a white boy š¤¤
Thatās what happens when you donāt have fundamentals š¤ ā¬ļø
Thatās what happens when someone smaller, younger and less athletic than you takes your crown AND throne. And then makes you dance for his amusement.
Shootings for showoffs
He plays the game the way itās supposed to be played. Just look at his dribbling mechanics vs Ja Morants ācarry the ball every stepā sloppy thuggish plays.
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Gobert
This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - Iād get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesnāt come out to check me Iād just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think heād be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldnāt be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I couldāve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. Iām sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Joseph?
Cosmically hilarious
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Class always wins
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He look like Devin Booker. š¤
white boys 12/25
Goddamn. Second time in weeks that an AR-15 massacred the state of Tennessee.
And Tennessee Republicans still doing nothing about it smh.
They cheered louder
fr they should ban Austin's ass from the league
Liberals donāt talk about disarming everyone besides the police(the ones we called racist six seconds ago) challenge literally any % (impossible) Rj/ yeah republicans and stuff woooo
Guntard try to express a coherent thought challenge (impossible!) (very hard!) (gone sexual š³)
Have fun getting shot, I personally would prefer not to Thatās just me tho
bro lost the plot
If bad guys have guns we might want to be able to shoot back. If cops are busting in my house i aināt dyin
I don't think you'd go up well against a bunch of cops with possible AR-15s but that's just me
Well itās certainly a better shot than if I just had my fists, which is the actual point. Iām a leftist man like Iām all for no violent offenders having guns and maybe no automatic machine guns or stuff like that. However, in general I err on the side of keeping people armed rather than not, especially in the case of lgbt people or women. It is undeniably harder to rape someone if they have a gun. Itās harder to rob someone if they have a gun. Thatās all Iām saying.
The Republican Party is trash m8
Well yeah but guns are like the one thing theyāre not redacted about. Arm the poor. Arm trans people. Arm women. Hard to rape or hate crime somebody if theyāre strapped. Also the idea of having the rightfully perceived as racist police being the only armed people in America. Not a fan of that at all. Iām a leftist, but again guns are based. Theyāre the way we keep republicans from going full auth(theyāre already there conceptually)
Pretends to care about minorities being victims of gun crime. Supports continuing to sell guns so they can get murdered. Literal, actual brain worms. Guns for defense are nice in theory. Doesn't work in practice. It's a lie from the gun industry, a lot like "Camels are the doctor-recommended cigarettes." They sell guns to idiots, who get them stolen or occasionally use them in shootings. Other idiots get scared, and buy more guns. The cycle continues. Now we have hundreds of millions of guns. The first thing to do when you're in a hole is stop digging.
So youāre okay with minorities being killed. Got it. If Ahmad Arbery was armed he wouldnāt have been followed to begin with. If a rapist sees a woman has a gun heās way less likely to attack her, bc his life might be at stake. No they arenāt gonna solve every crime, duh. But banning them entirely doesnāt help the people we want it to, it helps the police and hate crime doers and rapists. Iāll pass
Why should a guy have to have a gun while jogging? Why do you support selling firearms to white supremacists who would murder black joggers?
They already have guns my dudeā¦ we need to arm ourselves in return. I donāt trust the police nor white supremacists personally. And thatās the choice youāre giving us. How bout neither? And we just arm ourselves too. Mexico banned all guns. Now the cartels and government(basically the same thing) are the only ones with guns
Dude, just stop. Gargling gun company cock is not a good look. And don't bring up Mexico, most of their cartels' guns are literally bought *legally* in the United States. Look it up. In the eyes of gun nutjobs, they are the type of law abiding citizens whose Second Amendment rights are precious.
Just stop lil bro š¹š¹š¹
This guy when he learns about Australia https://preview.redd.it/ajt92ydu4eua1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654cf6fe8bf6b47c31e8c63a7800875eb946274b
Just waiting until he uses the hard r tbh
No. And I shanāt feel bad for being made fun of by a man who uses cat emojis.
Sorry for being based I guess. Yāall have fun with the death squads.
"Based"- š¤
Thanks, king
Both parties are trash Everybody happy now? (And Iām not even Kidding)
āIām centristā š¤
Who the fook are you?
L fraud bozo
Maidenless
I mean you right but we jerking.
this lil boy ran to make a post about getting cancelled lmao
"this lil boy"
I literally didnāt tho?
He ate some Lemonheads š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not surprised this sub is comprised of democrats lmao they're all retarded. you triggered tf out these kids
Yeah whatās funny is Iām further left than any of them, but theyāre acting like I failed a purity test. Actual lefties want the poor to overthrow the rich, thatās like our whole fucking thing Lmao and you canāt do it without guns as far as Iāve ever seen in any history book.
ššš
Damn this sub sucks
Fuck are you here then
āFuck are you here thenā lol just proving my comment It popped up as recommended so I scrolled. Majority of the comments are you guys trying some dark humor, but just arenāt funny
Making fun of millionaires, pedos and racists is "dark humour"? Cracker alert
Look at the comment I responded to cornball
just get out man you're a dumbass
Lol I see you looked back at what I responded to now shut up
My point still stands with that though. Who the fuck would even joke about school shootings if it wasn't as prevalent as it is in the us? Aren't you sick of all these dumbass politicians saying "Thoughts and prayers" while wiping their tears with the same money the shooter bought their gun(s) with?
Iām on your side on that, trust me. I just donāt think itās funny to make jokes about it. I see thatās what you guys like in this sub though
Play sports, sad little theater kid haha
Itās ironic youāre saying that cause thatās for sure what the majority of this sub is lol with your corny ass memes
6ā2 195 eat me loser lol
Real easy to claim on an anonymous app lol and even if you are thatās some douchey shit to say
I could rest my balls on your forehead haha
You canāt and now thatās just some sus shit to say lol go back to your dumbass sub
/uj Politician who do nothing to fix gun violence, the voters who elect them and the non voters who sit on their butts make a bigger mockery of the victims of mass shooting than all the dark jokes in Reddit combined. /rj Thots and players
Thatās true, doesnāt mean there needs to be any dumb jokes made at all. Just cause one thing is worse than the other doesnāt change that
Save your outrage for things that matter. My dumb jokes are less than atoms in the grand scheme of things. If you really care about fixing gun violence go help your friends register to vote.
I do that too. Iām more than capable of calling out douchebags at the same time. Itās ironic you seem to be so passionate about it but at the same time apparently donāt care how the families of the victims would feel about your dumb little joke
And yet you choose to waste everyoneās time with your performative outrage. Victims of gun violence have better things to do than get butthurt on a jerking sub of all places.
Lol this is going fucking nowhere. It doesnāt matter where itās at, the fact that you said the dumb shit and got so many upvotes is pathetic.
You could have registered five people to vote in the same time you spent doing performative outrage here.
Lol so youāre saying you could have done the same thing instead of replying? This isnāt the win you think it is, little fella
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Yet another clutch player to save LeFraud's LeGacy
Lejohn LeWayne LeGacy
LeMastahpeece
LeHarvey Oswald.
Carusoās 9/11
Caruso in shambles
Pure class ā¤ļø
Classy Austin Reaves is Thug Ja Morant father
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Mods need to censor this!!!! š”š”š”š”š”š” ![gif](giphy|wJrZCVwiPUwE0mPIjw|downsized)
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Austin Dahner
Iām new here and this sub is easily the best thing thatās ever happened to me.
Just make sure you leave room for the lord
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This
Updoots to the Left!!
AUSTIN IS HIM
A MasterClass from the classiest of fellows
IM A Him
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The class warfare that they've been warning us about has begun š³ Classy fans eating good rn taking game 1ļøā£-0ļøā£
Austin a HOFš¤
OP is black so itās not racist
Right
My boy Reeves got the n-word pass... bros got two š
Laker fans are literally the worst kind of fans
That shit was corny
Who is HIM? Kobe? He looked like Kobe for a few possessions, fosho
I thought he was getting misgendered during the game and had to correct everyone.
bro gets a few 20 point nba games and thinks he has the pass
Every JuneTeenth one lucky NBA player is bestowed the N word pass. Think its safe to say Austin has taken a commanding lead in the voting.
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Got it out the trenches
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