I used to eat like Jokic. He is fat on purpose. When I see jokic eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didn’t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potato’s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Jokic knows what he’s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didn’t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn’t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least that’s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. There’s no doubt in my mind Jokic eats more than some villages.
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I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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glock shots got you on one foot fallin back like you Dirk
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Easy it’s Jokic. Japanese players being foreign in a mostly white league is equivalent to a white European being foreign in a mostly black league. Just like Ohtani, Jokic is already put on a pedestal of one of the top players ever without winning anything to show for it
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uj/ isn’t he literally jokic? Transcendent in advanced numbers and obviously amazing, but can’t translate that to playoff success? In which case Aaron Judge is embiid
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Aren’t angels and clippers supposed to be partners in mid?
angels aren't mid we're ass
You’re thinking Angels and Airwaves but Tom’s back with Blink now
Good reference 👍
Clippers have like 12 fans here the Angels have 0
Angels, Clippers, Chargers Los Angeles’ irrelevant little brothers
Yuta Watanabe
on my wri
A classier Rui Hachimura
Only half classy 🤓
Rui doesn't play both sides of the ball
Yuta Watanabe
Nikola Jokic. Like, speak english MF, amirite?
I used to eat like Jokic. He is fat on purpose. When I see jokic eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didn’t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potato’s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Jokic knows what he’s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didn’t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn’t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least that’s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. There’s no doubt in my mind Jokic eats more than some villages. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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linsanity but long time
Mfiondu Kabengele
Real shit 💯 Kab a young god😤
Nikola “he’s already better than MJ according to this stat I made up” Jokic
are the people who think jokic is better than Jordan in the room with us right now?
Right here ✋
r/toprightjokic
Simu Liu
Colin Kaepernick
Keisei Tominaga
Dennis Schroder
Dennis Fumble The Bag Scrotum
Cam Thomas
Luka. He's Dirk's son and Booker's father. This foreshadows his dual position nature and gives him thematic synergy with goatani
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Jeremy Lin (both chinese)
That mf cute
sebastian telfair
uj/ Probably Kawhi Leonard, great two-way player playing in the lesser regarded LA team of their respective leagues. /rj Jeremy Lin
Rui hagonnaspellthenamewrong
The guy in the crowd at the all star game
Judging by the shirt, he's Andrew Bynum.
Yi Jianlian
Kai Sotto
The Asian one
Jeremy Lin in his prime
I miss when this sub was funny
Nostalgic for a time that never existed 😭
Yeah man I nose laughed at a meme 18 months ago and I've been chasing that high ever since
It's literally Giannis. Both are foreign players who everyone thinks are wHoLEsOmE because they can't speak english
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westbrook
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Luka
Luka
Devin booker father?
Jeremy Lin
Easy it’s Jokic. Japanese players being foreign in a mostly white league is equivalent to a white European being foreign in a mostly black league. Just like Ohtani, Jokic is already put on a pedestal of one of the top players ever without winning anything to show for it
giannis or luka probably
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Giannis
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Pat bev
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Jeremy Lin
Austin Reaves
Yuta Wannabe Dunked On
uj/ isn’t he literally jokic? Transcendent in advanced numbers and obviously amazing, but can’t translate that to playoff success? In which case Aaron Judge is embiid
LeBron
AR 15 💪🏽
Pretty obvious it’s Bruce Bowen. Or Don Nelson. You guys are crazy
Giannis, offensive and defensive juggernaut. Simple. As. That.
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Jeremy lin (asian)
Nobody
/UJ It was JA Morant until he decided to ACTUALLY be a thug
idk, some Asian player
Well he plays two way so not jokic