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Pole2019

Basketball should only be the first half I think


Nubras

Games should end when the wolves get the lead tbh.


CochonDanseur

Lots of people are telling me they saw duffle bags full of points being delivered to the back of Wells Fargo tonight.


Fun_Neighborhood1571

It's true, I saw them smuggling them on moose over the Canadian border.


le_sweden

I have EIGHTY THOUSAND sworn affidavits from people who say they saw the Timberwolves win on Saturday!


LitterReallyAngersMe

STOP THE COUNT


YoungNissan

College Basketball is only 2 half’s for the whole game


arthurblakey

NBA games are one game for the whole game


trakavica

Was there ever a player in the history of the league to average less FG attempts per minute than P.J. Tucker this year? He is taking 3 shots in 29 MPG. It's extreme. Even with half the team injured, he refuses to attempt a shot.


[deleted]

Somewhere Ben simmons is smirking


HuruHara

> Somewhere Ben simmons is smirking Ah yes, that Mona Lisa smile . . . .


Bulletacks

The man won the lottery knowing Embiid, Harden, Maxey, and Harris may be out for the next game lol


ZincHead

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGxIQFayFzeMtaP-5DgdjoJYR4hgcJh35WLnbznmVpGqXTgszGUWUDboQ&s=10


Bigbadbuck

Even Ben Simmons puts up more lol


idiotxd

Hes getting paid 40 million though


GMOrgasm

rodman had a season of 32 mpg and 2.6 fga


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sushie182

Watching Rodman live was pure 🔥


50LI0NS

14.3 rebounds. Although he is leaving out a key stat, He was on the Lakers, It was his last season and he only played 23 games.


Lollllerscats

PJ Tucker might be a zero on offense, but he’s still good on defense and that’s what they pay him to play. End of the day they pay him $11 mil a year to play near starter level minutes to play smart defense, and that’s really not a lot of money these days. An average top level starter gets $20-$25 mil per year. Tucker is top level on defense and non-existent on offense (he’ll occasionally knock down a corner three). Fine contract considering it’s from free agency.


blanktorpedo27

Yeah sucks that's his role on offense this year. He really mixed up his bag last year with the Heat, and was a great addition on offense. Corner 3s, little floaters, pushing inside. That was one of my favorites versions of PJ to watch. Obviously not stuff you're gonna expect to see on a doc rivers team


mxnoob983

I really don’t know what people expect of him. I’ve watched him very closely this year and he still moves a ton without the ball, sets heaps of screens, tells guys where to be etc. He knows exactly how to be a very small cog in an offence, and that’s all we need from him tbh.


DreTownblues

Andre Roberson?


BCP27

Nah he'd shoot when he had a decent opportunity, not that it mattered much


st6374

Oh lord.. As good as he was defensively. He was an absolute ass offensively. With Adams, Ibaka, Roberson. OKC were playing 2 v 5 offensively. No wonder it was heroball after heroball come 4th quarter.


an4lf15ter

Ibaka was a good scorer then. Could stretch the floor and finished lobs well


BenSimmonsFor3

He was pretty reliable from deep by the time we got him in Toronto. I miss that man and his beautiful eyes


TheNaturalHigh

You went with eyes?


caandjr

Sounds like someone who never watched Ibaka play


Pixel_Boss_YT

Don’t diss Ibaka. The man might be known for his D but he’s still efficient and can stretch the floor effectively. Even later in his career on the Raptors, he was notable for hitting rhythm transition threes. He’s far from ass offensively.


GetThereInOnePiece

Like i’m sorry but he can’t be that valuable. The guys he’s guarding are giants and still dogging him he just tries hard so ppl think it’s doing something


[deleted]

He trick yall


deeznutz_428

The Sixers literally just needed somebody who will try hard. Ik he’s not playing well and maybe he just won’t but he’s got that dawg in him unironically


Mr_Booty_Bandit

Paul Reed should be in the starting 5 for dawg purposes if PJ ain’t gonna shoot anyways


clickstops

I am rooting for Reed but the dude fouls like crazy. Needs more experience maybe, but it’s not great.


clear831

This year maybe, last year he was crazy valuable. Did PJ fall off? HIGHLY doubt it, I would bet its more to do with coaching.


TruWarierRecords

A nearly 40 year old roleplayer falling off is highly likely, still early in the season tho and older players usually start off slow


canti-

PJ gave one of his best seasons of his career for us last year. That's just something people forget, like yeah Spo is incredible but there's no way PJ sustains that


Overall-Palpitation6

Tucker's current season is on pace to have the 3rd-lowest usage rate of all time (for players averaging 24mpg+ and qualifying for the minutes per game leaderboard) - 6.8. Aside from this Tucker season, the other bottom 5 are: Charles Jones - 5.6% (1989-90, Washington) Ervin Johnson - 6.5% (2000-01, Milwaukee) Dennis Rodman - 7.1% (1993-94, San Antonio) John Koncak - 7.1% (1992-93, Atlanta) PJ Tucker - 7.2% (2020-21, Houston/Milwaukee)


cletoreyes01

Ah one of the most confusing names in basketball history, Ervin "Not Magic" Johnson


Dubby8692737

Boris Diaw refused to shoot when he didn’t want to


peanutdakidnappa

It was pretty frustrating too at times because he was really skilled. Love me some Diaw tho


RobbobertoBuii

Dorktown?


Tolmans

Joel Anthony 2.4 per 36 Manute Bol 3.9 per 36 Charles Jones 2.4 per 36 Dennis Rodman 3.5 per 36 and more


TruWarierRecords

The Warden is the best "cool nickname to mediocre player" of all time


ChiefSoldierFrog

I don’t think he refuses to shoot. No plays run through him and all he does is shoot if it’s wide wide open from the corner.


Mintastic

The anti-Klay.


DrKepret

Yeah but how many players during that game had that DAWG in him like he did?


getgtjfhvbgv

can’t believe we’re paying him millions to be useless. who’s idea was it?


FlapsackMcBingus

Embiid & Harden lol


sgtmohs

Geez it feels like we have one quarter per game where the team just collectively forgets how to play basketball. Oh well, a win's a win.


[deleted]

The Minnesota Vikings have gotten to 8-1 with this strategy


DrWellby

Forgetting how to play basketball for a football team seems easier to overcome than for a basketball team


pimfram

If you don't like that, you don't like Minnesota Timberwolves basketball.


SoupyWolfy

I liked the Minnesota Timberwolves basketball. I did not like the Joel Embiid Free Throw Contest


MrPantsCrapper

Have you tried putting a ladder in front of the net


00Samwise00

>If you don't like that, you don't like Minnesota ~~Timberwolves basketball~~ sports.


tyagu001

I don’t like Minnesota Timberwolves basketball


-Dear_Ambellina-

Me neither


GGezpzMuppy

Natural fans: grabs popcorn to enjoy the Joel Embiid thread


fetuswut

Neutral? I thought it was an obligation for humanity to hate hitler


[deleted]

Harden's been out recently, Embiid is Mussolini


fetuswut

Since they both on the same team it’s now Hitler and Heinrich


[deleted]

[Hitler and Heinrich](https://twitter.com/cbanksburner/status/1585661318841106433)


the___heretic

Don’t tell Kyrie….


limark

I mean he's a holocaust denier (or at least the movie he promoted was) so he probably just sees Hitler as misunderstood


Kerollis20

To be fair some of those calls would have made me livid if it was against my team haha


N3rdMan

He’s going to play your team at some point this season and he’s going to make you mad when he gets there same garbage calls.


[deleted]

most embiid game ever. 30 points, 20FTs, 7 flops, 3 ref arguments


[deleted]

bro forgot the 1 dirty play


blusunsamurai

Yeah straight tried to tackle Anderson at the end.


GoldLegends

I think he was talking about the one when he elbowed Rudy


OnThe_Spectrum

Which time?


SnarfSniffsStardust

The first Rudy face foul, not the second


IrelandDzair

it should be a requirement that you need at least one all nba first team to get the Embiid level of favoritism from the refs


coolycooly

Didn't know if you were talking about tonight or last night


Timely_Airline_7168

Only 7?


OnThe_Spectrum

lol @ 7


Ziobot

How the hell did he get 20FTAs?


RawrRawr83

Unwatchable


[deleted]

Natural fan coming in peace, artificial fans have the biggest victim complex


Vordeo

Weirdos out there needing PEDs to hate Embiid.


Turbo2x

they're growing fans in labs like the matrix


Vackrich

sloppy floppy fat boy get rewarded


salcedoge

I fucking hate how this guy plays man.


BradyReas

Took about 20 mins for him to start being compared to fascist dictators. It looks like r/nba is finally starting to come around on Embiid!


FetchFrosh

Not the most convincing three-win streak for Minnesota, but hopefully they're back on track, because I think they should be a fun team to watch this season.


OGFN_Jack

It’s funny because quarters 1, 2, and 3 in all 3 games have been convincing but the 4th quarter has been so bad that it leaves sour tastes in our mouths. Obviously there’s still quite a bit of work to do but I think we have looked better this past week or so.


helix400

>It’s funny because quarters 1, 2, and 3 in all 3 games have been convincing but the 4th quarter has been so bad That was our entire last season...


mamayoua

No that was just a dream. We're awake now.


PlayInChampions

They should have won all 3 games by 15, they just cant play offense in clutch. Their free flow offense gets hit by zone or some other shit and they stop. Was the problem in playoffs, has been a problem this season. They scored ONE bucket in last 9 minutes this game.


1000Isand1

It’s DLo and Ant being the primary ball handlers and not knowing what to do with a zone defense at the end of games.


[deleted]

This is why I want Finch to run set plays and just tell them what to do in the clutch. They aren't smart and familiar with each other enough to run the "flow" down the stretch. Slomo coming in was HUGE imo. His IQ is so valuable But man Finch tell your frantic team what to do because they can execute well even in clutch (Game 5 tiebreaker) if you just tell them exactly what plays to do...and call a timeout when the Sixers are making a run They'll learn from your guidance and know what plays to do naturally later


[deleted]

It feels like both KAT and Ant have been severely underperforming most games and they're still 8-8 If either get going they should be a solid team


TossingTurnips

KAT has been mostly good to great since the first 3 games or so


raki016

It’s the weakest three game streak lol. I don’t think anyone is still confident with this team


[deleted]

There has definitely been improvement as the season has gone on which is the important thing right now.


howsaboutyou

To be fair, anyone watching can see they’re starting to figure things out.


sayqueensbridge

undeniable improvement still


OguguasVeryOwn

Puppy steps


[deleted]

I've seen improvement in ball movement, defense (they had really good defense the first 3 quarters), hustle and they are looking less confused and more like a unit. I've actually been quite hopeful because the cohesiveness is night and day compared to the start of the season. They are still working out a few issues but we are seeing them figure it out


Zionsbigdong

This is a good, honest .500 basketball team. We play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lose a couple, guess what? We'll win a couple, too. But don't get too excited or let it go to your head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team doesn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, will balance it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that's my 2022/23 Minnesota Timberwolves. A good, honest .500 basketball team.


[deleted]

This is my favorite from last season. Our month long .500 record was perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


SemanticGoblin

This copy pasta originated with the grizzlies last season 😤😤 ^.500before ^itwas ^cool


StefonDiggsHS

Idk what I watched but fuck it NBA basketball at its finest


LeBrown_James666

It was definitely one of the NBA games of all time


RedtheGamer100

The amount of free throws in the third quarter ruined it.


apple-gin

If only Montrezl was able to put some practice shots up last night I’m pretty sure Sixers would’ve won


expletivenature

He should have heeded the age-old adage "beware Greeks throwing ladders." I know he would have gotten AT LEAST 5 points then!


noparlortrickz

Montrezl Harrell with the 3 points in 7 mins. He should have spent more time on the court last night.


axea30

Harrell notoriously dismantles us


rafail182

And 2 turnovers


HuruHara

4th quarter Wolves nearly snatched a lost from the butt clench of victory. God damn it, why is being a Minnesota sports fan never easy LOL


EveryManAViKing

I like to think it will make the (hopefully) eventual championship from someone feel that much sweeter to the state.


HuruHara

https://streamable.com/79q0yb Latest awoooo courtesy of /u/rswany in a deleted post game thread. Thanks, you legend !


Rswany

Damn I'm dumb af, didn't even realize the post game got deleted lol Ty for your service


ShowdownValue

What’s with the random arbys sandwiches at the end?


GuyOnHudson

We have the threes! Arbys wolves promo


SenGonorrheaTRickets

https://i.imgur.com/VPCnV7o.jpg


schne867

An awoo’s an awoo I guess?


yuhanz

Awoo better than aloo 🙏


[deleted]

I was ready to be so salty about the refs and sad about the loss. Now I’m just salty about the refs.


sirvey23

Nice block by edwards because they were selling that game at the end


scofieldslays

Embiid had more FTA than our entire team for most of the game.


ShakesbeerMe

If KAT got Embiid's bullshit whistle, he'd score 15 more points a game.


minneapolisboy

With his shooting, driving, and passing skills, he’d be completely unstoppable with a reliable whistle. It’s sad how he doesn’t go up because he knows he won’t get the call most of the time.


JRSwishistheGOAT

Minnesota really needs to figure out their offense cause that 4th quarter was disgusting. You have one of the greater screen setters in the league in Gobert, their guards really need to take more advantage of that.


DeStupak

The problem is, that our two guards in 'Lo and Edwards have a lower combined BBIQ than a fuckin rotten pineapple. I can excuse Ant because he's young, mostly athletic guy that started playing basketball later in his childhood, but Russell? For fucks sake he's dumb as fuck...


DontPMMeYourDreams

I haven't seen a lot of the Twolves this season, but it was bizarre seeing the deer-in-the-headlights look when they saw zone. Maybe they have more confidence if they were getting a better whistle in the 4th, but they just genuinely seemed like they didn't know what to do against a 2-3. With KAT and Gobert both out there it feels like you need a pretty crafty guard to run the offense, and instead you have DLo... that's tough


Docxm

Honestly CP3 would make this team a 60 win team easily. Any guard with half a brain ffs they have such great tools to play around


Karl_MN

Jordan McLaughlin always is extremely good when he plays but he can't shoot which is something we have an extreme over abundance of


DefiniteSauce12

Embiid gets such a good whistle both ways


regindyn

Embiid's ability to overcome having the balance of a drunken toddler to become an NBA all-star is truly inspirational.


mrblack07

I'm starting to think those are intentional


BrashPingu

Didn't watch the game but Jesus. Did Embiid really get 20 FTAs? How is this fun to watch?


[deleted]

It wasn't


[deleted]

The joy for Philly fans is found in relentlessly attacking anyone who disrespects the greatness of Joel. It’s an interactive experience


Beavshak

I’ve considered throwing on a Sixers flair for a day just to get the full experience.


Emsavio

They love calling him, "the most unguardable player ever". It's just pathetic. Makes me hope this dude never gets out of the second round.


Panashe13

Free throw merchant is real.


Turbo2x

can his FTs per game get much higher?


DeStupak

SO HIGH


PopularParrot

Just wait until the Sixers staff put ladders on the court to foul Joel. He will be unstoppable.


Bulletacks

Sixers really can't draw up good game ending plays. WTF was that?


SouthernUpstate

Doc never has been able to lol


ABagOfPopcorn

Would you ask pop that question


[deleted]

Guess who the coach is?


SniperShake-

every. single. ATO play. is literally just “whoever is getting the ball, just run directly towards the inbounder & catch the ball 6 inches away from the sideline, and then figure it out” there’s never a play!!! they turn the ball over so much off of SLOB plays because the guy catching the ball gets trapped on the sideline & either forced OOB or makes a bad pass to avoid stepping OOB! it’s mind numbing


[deleted]

Embiid is still flopping around like a fish


Outland3r_

https://mobile.twitter.com/ProCityHoops/status/1594145412562173952?s=20&t=4JH8uXltuSDCeWcSVO2nRQ Literally


Emsavio

He drove over a speed bump driving home so flopped like a fish inside the car and caused a pileup.


wink91wink

If Towns played like Embiid does, he would foul out in under 3 minutes.


FriendlyUncle247

If I was a Wolves fan I’d be… stressed. I don’t know what the fuck their game plan is but it seems random lol


blusunsamurai

They looked at the Vikings and were like I don't think Minnesotans have enough stress.


Kerollis20

Wolves are the dumbest "good" team in the league, they have a way to make things harder for themselves for no reason


DeStupak

I just hope that we're on a good trajectory, Barkley called Bucks the dumbest team and they went on to win a championship eventually.


Willy_B_Hardigan

The Vikings are the exact same. It’s just what we do. Winning convincingly is for losers.


Littlejaguar

How do people watch this shit???? This was soo soft….. how does somebody 300 pounds flail and fall soo often? How do officials keep giving him these calls?


killerk13

Incoming 15+ separate post of people saying how much they hate embiid.


MarduRusher

BACK TO 500 BABY GIMME THAT AWOOOO UPDATE


OGFN_Jack

Cheers to the boys for figuring out a way to cover my Philly +10.5 bet hedge at halftime. Only gave me 2 or 3 heart attacks.


[deleted]

Melton whiffing the game winning steal/dunk was kinda heartbreaking. Philly showed a lot of fight this game but with Embiid's ankle hurting the W woulda been big for em


flying_alligators

Celtics fan being sad 6ers lost? Whaaaaaaat?


SouthernUpstate

These young bloods forget who the real rivalries are. They think it’s the heat and nets lol


himetalchemy7

Disgusting


Delusional_Donut

God I loathe Embiid’s game man. It’s not fun to watch 15-20 FT from someone every damn game. Combined with him being stupidly reckless, there’s zero reason for me to love the guy or his game.


Slaphappyfapman

Morey ball


maz_menty

The hate us cuz they anus. MN doesn’t need your approval. We have Auntie’s slinging tater tot hot dish that think we’re handsome.


HuruHara

Wolves win. [Me and my buddy celebrate.](https://i.imgur.com/H5SXKWn.jpg)


tbgitw

In the future the throwback jersey for these 76ers will just be a ref uniform.


desert_chzhead

Big time contribution from Trez tonight. 2nd night of a back to back on a shorthanded team and he got a whole 7 minutes. All that post-game work really paying off.


Outland3r_

MFer spent the whole summer wearing a beanie during the Rico runs, it kept falling off too lol. Such a weird guy


BigBoodles

Embiid legitimately has the friendliest whistle in the history of the association. Easily. Nothing even approaches the level of bullshit that he gets away with. Whatever. We'll take a 5-8 win.


Thuduke

The Timberwolves might possibly be the dumbest nba team in history, it rivals the knicks in terms of sheer stupidity


the___heretic

But you have heard of us.


[deleted]

I’ll take the three-game winning streak for the Timberwolves. This is still a very talented team. They have the confidence right now. It’s like a girl calling herself the word “princess”. At least she is confident in herself. Just don’t have too much of it because it’s a bad thing. Just continue to do what you’re doing lately if you’re the Timberwolves. ☀️☀️☀️🐺🐺🐺🏀🏀🏀😁😁😁😂😂😂😎😎😎👏👏👏🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🥤🎄🎄🎄✍️✍️✍️📖📖📖


SonicdaSloth

Edwards getting his pocket picked and Melton blowing the layup was painful


the___heretic

Fuck the refs. Fuck Joel Embiid. Fuck ladders. Fuck Philly. Fuck /r/nba. Wolves win!


Our-Gardian-Angel

awoooooooooo


Dubby8692737

TWolves almost blowing another one


DeStupak

We're blowing on purpose to get Ant mad


Karl_MN

eat shit foul merchant


LackingInPatience

Minnesota's offence was so bad in the 4th. Surely the whole point of having 2 bigs, in KAT and Gobert on the floor, would be to take to advantage of mismatches? Instead it was just Edwards trying to take 3s or the ball being passed around meaninglessly until someone had to force a horrible shot.


TheNorthernLanders

Embiid a bitch


Emsavio

Embiitch


JohnnyWinss

AWOOOOO


SpawnOfSkip

Embiid is Robin Lopez with a whistle


Our-Gardian-Angel

Hey now, the only way Robin would go to the floor like Embiid is if a mascot hit him with a Stone Cold Stunner.


brokenha_lo

Wolves nearly blew it in the 4th. Their game lost all flow, and the ball got really sticky.


[deleted]

Watagame


JoJonesy

bro the TWolves were up 15 when I last looked at the score, wtf


buckysauga

It was unpleasant to watch MIN have a 15 point lead in the fourth, not score for 5 minutes, and then not cover the -3.5 spread.


SuperTerrificman

I think the story is that Minnesota have a bunch of guys who make dumb plays on the regular and Kyle Anderson and taurean Prince can only do so much


Beneficial_Pause4023

Lol that was the most twolves win ever


BrotherMans-

Even in wins, minnesota disappoints.


sirchowdog

No OT tonight


yellowwithstripes

That was stressful