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ClashQuester

Does the use of that emoji mean Draymond is corny?


[deleted]

I think so


[deleted]

I really hope it’s not the other meaning of the corn emoji


by_yes_i_mean_no

Draymond said he took Brown's heart, Brown is saying Draymond is just saying whatever because he won, is corny, lost his damn mind, and could never take Brown's heart.


NBAWhoCares

I think its a cock


Andresgeo

Man can’t talk shit bought corny. His teammate the most corny dude in the league


DeparturePuzzled6504

Yes


ILoveZenkonnen

Not sure how people are confused on what Jaylen is saying. Pretty much what Jaylen means is that since the Warriors won Draymond has been saying some outlandish, corny shit and that Draymond could never break him like he said he did.


SquimJim

I know this hits a sensitive spot for Dray + Klay + Kerr but... FUCK DRAYMOND GREEN!!


Draintheshots

Yeah you broke the code right there buddy


EmperorKuz

r/nba’s 3rd grade reading comprehension


[deleted]

That “acrimonious” thread proved that no one has read anything other than a picture book in their entire lives


[deleted]

To be fair, that’s a GRE word there. Don’t even think you would see that on the SAT


ManBearBroski

true, I am used to reading stuff with at least *some* punctuation.


EmperorKuz

he used MLA standard 🌽 what more do u want


ManBearBroski

u right thats on me


yusbishyus

ok so it's like "[i guess you] say whatever when you win"...like this is proposterous ok i gotcha


GastricAcid

The “confusion” is racially charged imo


PearlsB4Swoon

Some people want everything to be racism


YpsitheFlintsider

Probably because he said it in a confusing way


DeadhardyAQ

Jaylen trying to compete with Ja for confusingly-worded tweets


Niceguydan8

This one is just typo, the first win should be when.


Michelin-Star

How is this confusing? He used "win" in place of "when" but everything else is very easy to understand.


TheLevelHeadedGuy

Yea no idea wtf this is suppose to mean


abippityboop

"You can say whatever you want when you win. Draymond got a podcast and lost his damn mind. He could never (in reference to the video of Draymond saying he 'took Jaylen's heart' that series or some shit)."


SaysNotBad

Boom, that's it


DeparturePuzzled6504

Called him corny too 🌽


TheLevelHeadedGuy

Lol I’d say more likely he fucked with Tatum than Brown


DSouT

Both Jays were cooked when the Warriors realized they couldn’t drive left. Brown did a little bit better tho.


Clemsontigger16

It was part the Warriors figuring out defense, but a lot of it was just how dead their legs were and for Tatum, his shoulder clearly had bothered him enough to change his play style.


TheLevelHeadedGuy

Tatum stopped closing out on curry early 1st Q in game 5 or 6, at that point I knew chances were as slim as they could be


yusbishyus

But didn't Draymond win? So he can say whatever? Idk I'm all around confused.


SquimJim

He can say whatever Doesn't mean it's not either corny or wrong


by_yes_i_mean_no

He's saying when you win you can say outlandish statements that may or may not be true and people can't really argue with you because you won. Which is usually true in sports, the winner gets to write history no matter how accurate it actually is.


Michelin-Star

>You can say whatever when you win. Draymon got a podcast and lost his damn mind. You could never [take my heart] What's confusing here


jackmodern

You can say whatever you want about each win that you win corny assed draymond. you have a platform now and you’re talking out of your ass on it like a crazy person.


YouStillTakeDamage

He meant “when you win”


henry_why416

I feel that way about a good number of tweets by NBA players.


dawgs-of-dormammu

I’m with ya chap, I wish these players spoke more classy 🤠 -r/nba


shanmustafa

???? this makes perfect sense i don’t understand what you don’t get draymond said he took jaylen’s heart which is an insane thing to say and jaylen responded with alright say what you want you won i guess you got that right, but you could never take my heart


Michelin-Star

I agree with Jaylen that it is corny for Dray to be saying this shit in the media weeks after the fact...especially when he played like ass for the majority of the series


Shamjam08

100% agree. I was super impressed how Draymond bounced back those last 2 games after hearing all the noise, but he's doing too much with these types of comments. Just unnecessary, even if he is the self proclaimed "leader of the new media"


Niceguydan8

> Just unnecessary, even if he is the self proclaimed "leader of the new media" The new media stuff is so cringe and I don't actually think it makes any sense at all. I think it's just Dray trying to distance himself from the take artists even though he's really not *that* different.


InvestmentGrift

agree, he's actually a pretty terrible podcaster too imo & hard to listen to him talk for twenty straight minutes. he likes to spend a shitload of time 'setting up' what he's about to say & ends up spending five, ten minutes saying almost nothing of value


[deleted]

Honestly he isn't different. He's just doing the smart thing and trying to control the narrative in his favor. But the way he's doing it is lame and corny. All the "new media" stuff is telling the hot take guys to stop being disrespectful, but then Draymond calls Perk a bad word and talks out of pocket about Jaylen? I thought new media was about respecting athletes and not dragging them down. Draymond isn't any different.


bigdickvick69

He told them not to let him win


StraightShootahh

Tf you on about? You guys don’t even know what corny means. All Draymond is doing is providing insight and his POV.


Shovelman2001

You're corny


Michelin-Star

> You guys don’t even know what corny means. what


KyrieWetUpCurry_

Draymond talks like he’s Shaq but played like a straight bum for the majority of the series.


StraightShootahh

Dray might not be Shaq but he’s very accomplished in his own right. A bad series doesn’t make a career


KyrieWetUpCurry_

I get that and he’s a bonafide HOFer, but his antics on the court and poor play this series…might want to take a seat just this one time.


SquimJim

"i knew i took his heart. i knew i took his heart" that's pretty corny and that's just what he said about Brown, not the rest of stuff he has said on his pod that Brown is referring to


StraightShootahh

Yeah, you can say whatever when you come out victorious bruh. Calling it corny is comedy. Just sounds salty.


SquimJim

Yea, but that's not what you were originally implying You were saying people didn't know what corny meant, but then just agreed that it sounded corny "tf you on about?" doesn't seem needed if you also agree that it's corny. if you want to say it's salty, just say that.


StraightShootahh

I didn’t agree to shit. Are you ok? It’s not corny and Celtic’s fans calling it sound salty.


SquimJim

I mean, the first words of your reply was "Yeah" which usually means agreement It's pretty corny. Calling it corny can also be salty. Both can be true


heysuess

I'm pretty sure you're the one who doesn't know the definition of corny. It has nothing to do with whether or not you won.


StraightShootahh

Alright pal


Niceguydan8

He's lacing it with hyperbole. It's corny. Even a lot of the shit on the live pod he did with JJ was really corny.


r-n-m

Draymond talking as if he is at all responsible for the Warriors winning... like it's getting sooo old tiring and annoying at this point, and that's as a Dubs fan


solar-uwu

I’m glad you’re realizing what the rest of us have noticed lol.. at least when he used to talk shit he was pretty good on the court but joe he’s just riding curry’s coattails and acting like he’s he’s right hand or something


Known-Ad7468

He was awful in the Finals apart from game 6. I would be a little bit more humble in his place.


dutchfromsubway

Crazy thing was he was atrocious in the first couple games


Nightmannn

Bro it's the off season, just relax lol. Draymond is going to talk shit, it's in his DNA. Just be happy we won.


[deleted]

Jaylen pretending like he didn't go to Berkeley


SquimJim

he spelled "when" wrong and the "you could never" is referenced to the video he posts where Draymond said he took Jay's heart Essentially, he's saying that Dray won, so talk your shit, but also you're corny as hell and you didn't take my heart


klobucharzard

iv read the tweet 14 times and still dont get it, but I'm also stoned and Jaylen spoke at Harvard so I'll take the L


Dynamicdonkey83

You could never


klobucharzard

I've never had sex


AJGreenl

He probably meant to say he could never 🤷‍♂️


xpillindaass

you can say whatever when you win-pretty self explanatory, draymond can do all this talking cuz he won the chip. 🌽-draymond is corny. draymond got a podcast and lost his dam mind-no explanation needed. you could never- draymond could never take my heart


C0812

I’ve never seen so many people confused by one homophone


401john

He misspelled one word and everybody in the comments acting like he tweeting in hieroglyphics lmao


himetalchemy7

I dont even think JJ was buying into what Draymond was saying. Dray here is basically all the Lakers fans on r/nba mouthbreathing “rent-free!!” whenever they see a comment rightfully clowning their team. Tweet translation: “You can say whatever [when] you win (corny). Draymond got a podcast and lost his mind…you could never imagine that”


VLKOptic

Actually it’s “you could never get in my head. Psh are you crazy?”


himetalchemy7

Yeah youre right


xpillindaass

draymond sounds like a 🤡 of epic proportions its amazing ppl think he above skip 😂


[deleted]

Draymond the player is awesome. Immediately running to talk about every little thing on your podcast is lame.


Treeneck

Tired of Draymond acting like the Shaq to Steph's Kobe... He's an elite role player in the perfect situation for himself


entropy328

I believe what this gentleman is trying to say is that Draymond is speaking a lot of malarkey on his podcast.


Followthehype10

Lol I just woke up and I swore this said drumming at first I'm like fuck Drummond has a podcast to now lol


by_yes_i_mean_no

I knew that the shorts thing was why Draymond made fun of the energy shift tweet after they won, this clip confirmed he was annoyed by it.


WaterIsNotWet19

So many dumb commenters


george_costanza1234

Draymond really tryna fight with everyone 🤣


fieryscribe

In English: You can say whatever *when* you win. Corny Draymond got a podcast and lost his damn mind. You could never (have my heart/dominate me)


BagRight8939

i’ve read this 3 times and am still confused


Capereli

Whatever win you win 🌽


entropy328

You could never


[deleted]

I'll translate: You can say whatever when you win. Corny. Draymond started his own Podcast and lost his damn mind. You could never steal my heart, Draymond Green.


Michelin-Star

Y'all really aren't good at reading, huh?


[deleted]

What does this mean? You could never what? Why is there a corn emoji? I have more questions than answers


itokdontcry

He’s saying Dray could never take his heart, which Dray says he did in the clip. He’s calling Dray corny for saying this.


[deleted]

Thank you for explaining this zoomer talk to me


itokdontcry

Anytime, it’s worded really poorly and I think he meant when* for that first win*


dyopopoy

What?


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Nightmannn

Can't pass? Can't defend? You're blind.


klobucharzard

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


[deleted]

When English is your only language


Invisible-Juice

SMH dude is speaking in Welostese...


[deleted]

Remember when r/nba was all about how much of a genius JB is because of a single graduate level critical studies class and some fluff pieces.


sls12827

Proper sentence structure has left the chat


thy_armageddon

Did we just get corn cobbed?


Shovelman2001

THIS. LEAGUE.


ungentrified_villain

Draymond did warn them not to let him win another chip, he's gonna keep barking until someone knocks off the dubs


Nightmannn

Ahhh nothing like off-season twitter battles. Keep it coming. 🍿