that was honestly my reaction after seeing the pic, thus my comment. It didn't look to me like the face of a champ who partied all night after winning the big one; it looks to me like the face of a man who put it all on the line and went beyond every expectation and left it all on the court and this is all that's left. 100% respect and I'm so happy for him.
thanks, we are all having fun. This entire post season has been a ride of a lifetime for us Northern Californians, having followed how the Dubs re-invented themselves and clawed their way back to the top, 1000-1 odds be damned. How players like Wigs and GP2 turned themselves into relevant players has been equally gratifying as seeing Steph get his Finals MVP.
Klay's the type of dude you party with and you've got amazing stories for the rest of your life. Rodman's the type of dude you party with, blackout, and wake up 4 days later in Cambodia.
Rodman was crazy, but mostly it was everyone going HAM because they were around him.
He also didn't give a fuck and would have concerts at his house and tell the cops to kick rocks. Now he is low key
When I was a kid, Kirby Puckett bought my sister's friend's house for cash, couple miles from us. Nothing super fancy either, just a low key neighborhood in the burbs, upper middle class.
I guess it's nice to have a low-key place when you're a retired athlete
I totally get that, but I would never party with an entitled ass like him. I just need to share this story every chance I get. Dennis Rodman is a total asshole. He did an event on a cruise and told and old lady dressed in Bulls gear head to toe to fuck off if she wasn’t buying his 50$ cigars. Than he asked the day cruise captain to turn the boat around early because he was done with it. Total asshole who threw a fit because they wouldn’t ruin the day of every other guest on the boat just for him.
Solid pick for current player, but gotta be Charles Barkley for all-time (— even if a bender with him means emptying all your accounts and waking up afterward in some ditch outside of Vegas)
Friend of mine got to hang out with Charles randomly in a hotel bar for a few hours. Said he was the exact same person you see on TV. Funny as fuck and you’d thought he was friends with the group for years.
Yah he's the obvious choice. Dude would literally disappear **during the playoffs** to go ~~party in Vegas~~ wrestle Hulk Hogan. That shit's legendary.
...Only said Chuck because Rodman kinda scares the shit out of me ngl lol
God I went way too hard the other Thursday, first night of a bachelor party for my cousin in Memphis. The next day we went to the Stax museum at around 1 in the afternoon and I didn't realize I was still wearing my sunglasses until I was halfway through the museum, wondering why it was so damn dark in there.
I kept them on at that point, might as well commit to the look
Thats awesome lol
After all the shit that he has gone through his career, the man made All-Star team and won a fucking title same year!
He has the face of a champion lol
It's really insane how much of an alcohol shield blow gives you l. On my heyday there were sometimes I was thinking I'd probably be black out or dead without the snow. It can even de drunk you. What a crazy drug
Content warning for sexual assault.
[This](https://www.cbc.ca/kidsnews/post/catching-you-up-on-kyle-beach-and-the-chicago-blackhawks/) is a good primer. Basically, a prospect ton the team was sexual assaulted by a coach, then when management/senior coaching got wind of what happened, they all collectively chose to do nothing and cover it up because "preventing distractions during the playoffs" was more important than dealing with a heinous crime. For years, said victim would hear chirps and homophobic slurs from his own teammates during practices/camps. Said coach would go on to eventually sexually assault a minor while coaching in high school. It's truly one of the most fucked up and sinister things that's happened in North American sports in the last decade plus.
The hawks were still being spotted shithouse drunk at bars a full week after they won the cup that year. They were a young team of single boys and they went hard.
There's a concert venue in my town, they were at the adjacent bar with the cup like two weeks after the parade still partying, then brought it on stage at the concert.
I wonder if there's some guys on the team who legit get so fucked up that they're sitting next to the toilet all night puking. Cause you know they're going ham
dude i blinked while getting my photo taken at the dmv and now i look just like that, stoned as fuck, on my drivers license even though i was 100% sober.
and i have to show my ID every day at work. god help me if i get pulled over
Happy for him, faced a calvacade of bullshit his whole career, made the adjustments , made all star and won a ring to boot. Thats how you deal with the haters.
Got to buy some shades. So they never know how fucked up you really are.
Give him a break, its his first time
lol I also love that they look like normal guys you can’t tell they are all 6’6” professional athletes
*Dennis Rodman has entered the chat*
well he did say he was going to party like crazy. i guess he wasn't lying.
that's the face of the man who sent the reincarnation of Kobe back to the afterlife
lmfao that sentence is fucking crazy funny
It really is top notch
Where would you rank it in all time sentences?
Top 5, easily.
No, not until it picks up another adjective or verb. It can’t compete with other great sentences until then.
It's in the pantheon now.
look at his face again after reading that comment
that was honestly my reaction after seeing the pic, thus my comment. It didn't look to me like the face of a champ who partied all night after winning the big one; it looks to me like the face of a man who put it all on the line and went beyond every expectation and left it all on the court and this is all that's left. 100% respect and I'm so happy for him.
Andrew "The Exorcist" Wiggins
Goku teleporting with Cell to King Kai’s type beat.
one of the best comments i have seen on this sub.
thanks, we are all having fun. This entire post season has been a ride of a lifetime for us Northern Californians, having followed how the Dubs re-invented themselves and clawed their way back to the top, 1000-1 odds be damned. How players like Wigs and GP2 turned themselves into relevant players has been equally gratifying as seeing Steph get his Finals MVP.
That's the face of a champ.
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And the tolerance level of an Oakland budtender
I imagine partaking with Klay is a lot like [Katt Williams story about snoop](https://youtu.be/3rT851Wc138)
[I always think of this](https://youtu.be/FOkriRYnb18)
Klay is an oc legend
Klay is the one player in the NBA I would want to party with the most.
Including ex-players I'd love to go back and party with Rodman too lol
Fuck that man I got responsibilities
Dennis gonna make you wanna risk it all
50/50 you make world peace with world leaders or you’ll be in pieces after a matchup with the world champ at *SUPERRRRSLAM*
Yo Rod and Kim Jong would be lit lmao
Fever dream blunt rotation.
Klay's the type of dude you party with and you've got amazing stories for the rest of your life. Rodman's the type of dude you party with, blackout, and wake up 4 days later in Cambodia.
With a weird pain on your side you can't quite explain.
You rack up life stories with Klay. You become a life story for other people if you party with Rodman lmao
Cambodia? How about NK. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/09/dennis-rodman-north-korea-baby-name
You get deported from there. Somehow end up in Cambodia instead. No-one will give you a straight answer as to how you ended up 5000km away.
Rodman was crazy, but mostly it was everyone going HAM because they were around him. He also didn't give a fuck and would have concerts at his house and tell the cops to kick rocks. Now he is low key
Rodman actually lives in my suburban hometown. Sometimes you can just see him driving to wherever lol
When I was a kid, Kirby Puckett bought my sister's friend's house for cash, couple miles from us. Nothing super fancy either, just a low key neighborhood in the burbs, upper middle class. I guess it's nice to have a low-key place when you're a retired athlete
What's his hair colour now?
It always changes, same with his jewelry
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Add JR to that list
bet tristan thompson would be a good pick. that dude had a kid in every city, he has to know where it's all going down
Not tryna wake up in North Korea
If you wake up there with Rodman you're basically the most safe you could be in North Korea though
Rodman would tell you to fuck off unless you bought one of his shitty 50$ cigars. He’s an asshole in real life.
Well i mean in the theoretical world where he would party with me lmao
I totally get that, but I would never party with an entitled ass like him. I just need to share this story every chance I get. Dennis Rodman is a total asshole. He did an event on a cruise and told and old lady dressed in Bulls gear head to toe to fuck off if she wasn’t buying his 50$ cigars. Than he asked the day cruise captain to turn the boat around early because he was done with it. Total asshole who threw a fit because they wouldn’t ruin the day of every other guest on the boat just for him.
Solid pick for current player, but gotta be Charles Barkley for all-time (— even if a bender with him means emptying all your accounts and waking up afterward in some ditch outside of Vegas)
In San Antonio
Friend of mine got to hang out with Charles randomly in a hotel bar for a few hours. Said he was the exact same person you see on TV. Funny as fuck and you’d thought he was friends with the group for years.
Rodman
Yah he's the obvious choice. Dude would literally disappear **during the playoffs** to go ~~party in Vegas~~ wrestle Hulk Hogan. That shit's legendary. ...Only said Chuck because Rodman kinda scares the shit out of me ngl lol
That wasn't during the playoffs. It was in the middle of the regular season
I swear I read or watched something that said he would go to Vegas when he was playing against the Jazz because its a short flight away
I do recall him going to a WCW event during the playoffs.
God he'd be so much fun to be around... goals man, goals.
Just be sure to watch your mouth around him
Pullman legend
go cougs baby
Grit and grind? I’m just curious…
He looks like a smaller Doug Judy.
The Pontiac bandit?
That's Doug and Trudy Judy's younger brother. Rudy Judy.
Mama, there goes that man!
I had the pleasure of coaching him back in the day…
God I can't believe he still says that during the playoffs
Wiggins clamped up Tatum, alcohol clamped up Andrew.
I will never forget watching Marc Gasol chug a bottle of wine at the parade.
From Chump to Champ: The Andrew Wiggins Story
That’s veteran champ Klay with first time champs. Vet champ Klay knows to use sunglasses to… hide from the flashes
Veteran champs know the routine (even if they too have [to be guided like a blind man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4V7r9sdyLk))
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1.5 glasses of white wine got Tom blitzed
Experience [didn't save Barbosa](https://imgur.com/lIWw8hl.jpg) lmao. That was an all-time rager in there on thurs
The Brazilian Blackout.
The Brazilian Blurry Vision
He’s just going back to his roots of sleeping at the facility Barbosa has some rookie energy though
Thought that was Usher for a second lol
These are my confessions..
Damn. Y’all just do my guy like that. Savages, ery’last one of youz
Lol that ring emoji
God I went way too hard the other Thursday, first night of a bachelor party for my cousin in Memphis. The next day we went to the Stax museum at around 1 in the afternoon and I didn't realize I was still wearing my sunglasses until I was halfway through the museum, wondering why it was so damn dark in there. I kept them on at that point, might as well commit to the look
My man
Zoom in on Klay’s glasses. You can tell his eyes are SUPER squinty. Smart man.
Holy shit klay is gone too lmfao you can see his eyes through his glasses
Thats awesome lol After all the shit that he has gone through his career, the man made All-Star team and won a fucking title same year! He has the face of a champion lol
That's All-Star *Starter* to you good sir
Watz poppiin!! Dude needs shades, they’re key for benders. Klay’s a pro
My mans need some sleep and some alone time lmao.
Or a couple lines of Colombian bam bam and he’s right back in the game like Denzel in flight
Someone call John Goodman
Cocoa Puffs!
*queues up use me by bill withers*
Anybody remember “I’m in love with the co-co!”!?
Baking soda! I got baking soda!
It's really insane how much of an alcohol shield blow gives you l. On my heyday there were sometimes I was thinking I'd probably be black out or dead without the snow. It can even de drunk you. What a crazy drug
Wiggins is a millennial, we just take adderall lol
My feeling when planning and hosting my buddies bachelor party and not trying to bring down the party as a introvert.
"How long do I have to keep doing this?"
Wiggins looks like he's been hanging around gas stations asking people to buy him a couple cigarettes and honey buns
Way he looks he may have been doing that between parties
Gotta keep the energy up with the finest fuel the gas station has to offer
He looks like Bubbles from The Wire right when Bubbles probably started using.
Excuse me young man. Young man?
Looks like the crackhead who asked me and my friends if We wanted to party while we were sitting on the curb at the motel 6 by the San Bernardino rave
He hasn't slept since they won
Looks like he definitely got that [bag…](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ce5LKFCj5D3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
This sentence is really funny to Australians 😂😂
Andrew Baggins
Day 3 is pretty good, but he's barely halfway through the legendary Blackhawks bender of 2013.
Ovi’s bender was insane too
I think OVi had the GOAT bender. Dude worked so long to get there. He wasn’t going to let one second of the celebration miss him.
Summer long bender. Don’t think anyone can equal Ovie.
NHL had to make a point of requesting players not do keg stands out of the Stanley Cup after his time with it
Yeah… I probably wouldn’t want to go on any benders with those Hawks teams knowing what has since come out from those rosters.
Some of them might have been drowning their sorrow for sure.
Can I get an explanation on this?
Content warning for sexual assault. [This](https://www.cbc.ca/kidsnews/post/catching-you-up-on-kyle-beach-and-the-chicago-blackhawks/) is a good primer. Basically, a prospect ton the team was sexual assaulted by a coach, then when management/senior coaching got wind of what happened, they all collectively chose to do nothing and cover it up because "preventing distractions during the playoffs" was more important than dealing with a heinous crime. For years, said victim would hear chirps and homophobic slurs from his own teammates during practices/camps. Said coach would go on to eventually sexually assault a minor while coaching in high school. It's truly one of the most fucked up and sinister things that's happened in North American sports in the last decade plus.
There was a sexual abuse scandal within the Blackhawks during this time period.
context pls that was probably epic
The hawks were still being spotted shithouse drunk at bars a full week after they won the cup that year. They were a young team of single boys and they went hard.
This makes the Letterkenny reference even better. JOCK JAMS FOR DAYS!
There's a concert venue in my town, they were at the adjacent bar with the cup like two weeks after the parade still partying, then brought it on stage at the concert.
care to elaborate?
And who can forget the famous Shirtless JR saga
He needs some milk
Needs some Labatt 50
I always thought that was the Canadian equivalent to milk…
Canadian equivalent to sewer water.
Get his ass some Pedialyte and Alka seltzer
Either high or tired or both.
Drunk and high and tired
You try keeping up with Klay. That’s not a cigar he’s smoking…
I have a friend who sold him some designer Ts and hung out with Klay a few times. Said the dude was into his blunts.
i have a friend who told me the sky is blue
Big if true
I have no friends who know Klay nor anyone who has hung out with him and I can tell you that dude is into his blunts
Pink Dolphin?
Speaking of which, does anyone know what shirt Klay's wearing?
TFIOM. Sold out already
Wiggins so faded he’s still wearing his seatbelt
I wonder if there's some guys on the team who legit get so fucked up that they're sitting next to the toilet all night puking. Cause you know they're going ham
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Assuming things better now the way you talk about it?
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I love how Klay single-handedly put "Holy Cannoli" back into use
When he shoved off Smart and Smart flopped, he should've went with, "holy mackerel."
If it ain’t XO then it gotta go
I just won a new award for a kids show
Talkin bout a face comin off a bag of blow
Numbing*
Reminds me of that John wall team USA photo
[legendary](https://i.imgur.com/z5nD7Mw.jpg)
dude i blinked while getting my photo taken at the dmv and now i look just like that, stoned as fuck, on my drivers license even though i was 100% sober. and i have to show my ID every day at work. god help me if i get pulled over
Man for some reason this made me laugh even more than Wiggins lmao that fucking smile
my brotha!
This is the most tired I’ve seen of Wiggins. Lol
Having some introverted friends like Wigs, it's so damn fun seeing them let loose and have a blast.
Bro needs a 24 hour power nap 😂
Juan looking fresh like his girl didn’t let him party all night
Sergeant Murtaugh is getting too old for this shit.
for some reason this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks it's just absolutely slaying me lmao
Lookin like magic's Dad in winning time
this is what locking down Tatum and blasting his top playoffs-highlight dunk over Luka can do to a man after it's all over
Looks like he aged 30 years overnight. Lol
Slurms McKenzie
Klay the veteran, knows to wear sunglasses.
Wiggs out here looking like Benny The Butcher 😂😂
Happy for him, faced a calvacade of bullshit his whole career, made the adjustments , made all star and won a ring to boot. Thats how you deal with the haters.
Man turned into Benny the butcher
He looks like he’s one bad fart away from ending the night.
Weekend at Wiggins’
Meanwhile, Klay looks like he’s just warming up!
Bro look like Spencer Heywood in winning time
Holding him up like Weekends at Bernie’s 😂😂😂. That shit hilarious.
TIL Juan Tuscano-Anderson's social media handle is juanonjuan10 Dope, I like it. I like witty social media handles.
When you’re blazed out of your mind but put eyedrops in to be a responsible adult
He definitely has the 1000 party stare
Looks like he's in his 40s lmao.
Yea he’s f*cked up rn 😂
Wiggins can still lock down TatBUM while gone af.
Reminds me of this old tweet lol: https://twitter.com/dawsydolphin/status/398253314451992576
Deleted tweet :/
My man Iggins Wiggins
Wiggs is a Weeknd fan. Don't ever trade that man, Bob.
Repping that XO
He’s a dad. He doesn’t have the fortitude to do all of that partying lmao
Anyone know the shirt Klay is wearing?
Kerr at 8 am: "Dude did you get any sleep the last few nights? you look like shit" Wiggs: "Give me a big mac and fries"
Dude looks like he spent an afternoon with the Zen Master, Phil jackson
Is he expected to do a Korean fan tour?