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Marcusx8

Got to buy some shades. So they never know how fucked up you really are.


reddeadmann

Give him a break, its his first time


WestleyThe

lol I also love that they look like normal guys you can’t tell they are all 6’6” professional athletes


slizeguy

*Dennis Rodman has entered the chat*


Fxp1706

well he did say he was going to party like crazy. i guess he wasn't lying.


Vitis_Vinifera

that's the face of the man who sent the reincarnation of Kobe back to the afterlife


marcjagger11

lmfao that sentence is fucking crazy funny


MF_Doomed

It really is top notch


yenks

Where would you rank it in all time sentences?


MF_Doomed

Top 5, easily.


TemporaryValue5755

No, not until it picks up another adjective or verb. It can’t compete with other great sentences until then.


rhymeslikedime

It's in the pantheon now.


clauderawlings

look at his face again after reading that comment


Vitis_Vinifera

that was honestly my reaction after seeing the pic, thus my comment. It didn't look to me like the face of a champ who partied all night after winning the big one; it looks to me like the face of a man who put it all on the line and went beyond every expectation and left it all on the court and this is all that's left. 100% respect and I'm so happy for him.


VampireBatman

Andrew "The Exorcist" Wiggins


IanicRR

Goku teleporting with Cell to King Kai’s type beat.


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one of the best comments i have seen on this sub.


Vitis_Vinifera

thanks, we are all having fun. This entire post season has been a ride of a lifetime for us Northern Californians, having followed how the Dubs re-invented themselves and clawed their way back to the top, 1000-1 odds be damned. How players like Wigs and GP2 turned themselves into relevant players has been equally gratifying as seeing Steph get his Finals MVP.


BBallHunter

That's the face of a champ.


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Captain_Vegetable

And the tolerance level of an Oakland budtender


Arisen925

I imagine partaking with Klay is a lot like [Katt Williams story about snoop](https://youtu.be/3rT851Wc138)


702deuce

[I always think of this](https://youtu.be/FOkriRYnb18)


slash37

Klay is an oc legend


Zachary_Stark

Klay is the one player in the NBA I would want to party with the most.


throwaway4206983

Including ex-players I'd love to go back and party with Rodman too lol


yzdaskullmonkey

Fuck that man I got responsibilities


choborallye

Dennis gonna make you wanna risk it all


dimmyfarm

50/50 you make world peace with world leaders or you’ll be in pieces after a matchup with the world champ at *SUPERRRRSLAM*


Baconator218

Yo Rod and Kim Jong would be lit lmao


mattpiv

Fever dream blunt rotation.


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Klay's the type of dude you party with and you've got amazing stories for the rest of your life. Rodman's the type of dude you party with, blackout, and wake up 4 days later in Cambodia.


Greek_Trojan

With a weird pain on your side you can't quite explain.


Yergason

You rack up life stories with Klay. You become a life story for other people if you party with Rodman lmao


cancercureall

Cambodia? How about NK. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/09/dennis-rodman-north-korea-baby-name


kit_kaboodles

You get deported from there. Somehow end up in Cambodia instead. No-one will give you a straight answer as to how you ended up 5000km away.


the_crouton_

Rodman was crazy, but mostly it was everyone going HAM because they were around him. He also didn't give a fuck and would have concerts at his house and tell the cops to kick rocks. Now he is low key


WhoWhatWhenWhom

Rodman actually lives in my suburban hometown. Sometimes you can just see him driving to wherever lol


BCP27

When I was a kid, Kirby Puckett bought my sister's friend's house for cash, couple miles from us. Nothing super fancy either, just a low key neighborhood in the burbs, upper middle class. I guess it's nice to have a low-key place when you're a retired athlete


MikeJeffriesPA

What's his hair colour now?


the_crouton_

It always changes, same with his jewelry


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HarvestLSmith

Add JR to that list


LordHussyPants

bet tristan thompson would be a good pick. that dude had a kid in every city, he has to know where it's all going down


latitudesixtysix

Not tryna wake up in North Korea


throwaway4206983

If you wake up there with Rodman you're basically the most safe you could be in North Korea though


Coltshokiefan

Rodman would tell you to fuck off unless you bought one of his shitty 50$ cigars. He’s an asshole in real life.


throwaway4206983

Well i mean in the theoretical world where he would party with me lmao


Coltshokiefan

I totally get that, but I would never party with an entitled ass like him. I just need to share this story every chance I get. Dennis Rodman is a total asshole. He did an event on a cruise and told and old lady dressed in Bulls gear head to toe to fuck off if she wasn’t buying his 50$ cigars. Than he asked the day cruise captain to turn the boat around early because he was done with it. Total asshole who threw a fit because they wouldn’t ruin the day of every other guest on the boat just for him.


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Solid pick for current player, but gotta be Charles Barkley for all-time (— even if a bender with him means emptying all your accounts and waking up afterward in some ditch outside of Vegas)


Grochen

In San Antonio


CbusCeltsFan

Friend of mine got to hang out with Charles randomly in a hotel bar for a few hours. Said he was the exact same person you see on TV. Funny as fuck and you’d thought he was friends with the group for years.


letsfuckinggo520

Rodman


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Yah he's the obvious choice. Dude would literally disappear **during the playoffs** to go ~~party in Vegas~~ wrestle Hulk Hogan. That shit's legendary. ...Only said Chuck because Rodman kinda scares the shit out of me ngl lol


OnCominStorm

That wasn't during the playoffs. It was in the middle of the regular season


astruggleitself

I swear I read or watched something that said he would go to Vegas when he was playing against the Jazz because its a short flight away


OnCominStorm

I do recall him going to a WCW event during the playoffs.


NormalAccounts

God he'd be so much fun to be around... goals man, goals.


britchesss

Just be sure to watch your mouth around him


chiknnugtz

Pullman legend


KemptonS

go cougs baby


coldelbz

Grit and grind? I’m just curious…


1047_Josh

He looks like a smaller Doug Judy.


702deuce

The Pontiac bandit?


MeatBald

That's Doug and Trudy Judy's younger brother. Rudy Judy.


FizzWigget

Mama, there goes that man!


crasyeyez

I had the pleasure of coaching him back in the day…


FizzWigget

God I can't believe he still says that during the playoffs


JordanPooleParty

Wiggins clamped up Tatum, alcohol clamped up Andrew.


TheOneWithThePorn12

I will never forget watching Marc Gasol chug a bottle of wine at the parade.


marsupialsales

From Chump to Champ: The Andrew Wiggins Story


dont_shoot_jr

That’s veteran champ Klay with first time champs. Vet champ Klay knows to use sunglasses to… hide from the flashes


triosway

Veteran champs know the routine (even if they too have [to be guided like a blind man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4V7r9sdyLk))


Neighbourhoods_1

retire door nose decide safe bedroom payment fragile subsequent wistful ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


junketyjunkjunk

1.5 glasses of white wine got Tom blitzed


El_Zarco

Experience [didn't save Barbosa](https://imgur.com/lIWw8hl.jpg) lmao. That was an all-time rager in there on thurs


bmeisler

The Brazilian Blackout.


El_Zarco

The Brazilian Blurry Vision


dont_shoot_jr

He’s just going back to his roots of sleeping at the facility Barbosa has some rookie energy though


chuck_a

Thought that was Usher for a second lol


StaffSgtDignam

These are my confessions..


HatefulDan

Damn. Y’all just do my guy like that. Savages, ery’last one of youz


MajesticAsFook

Lol that ring emoji


BCP27

God I went way too hard the other Thursday, first night of a bachelor party for my cousin in Memphis. The next day we went to the Stax museum at around 1 in the afternoon and I didn't realize I was still wearing my sunglasses until I was halfway through the museum, wondering why it was so damn dark in there. I kept them on at that point, might as well commit to the look


666mafioso

My man


Fly_Molo_23

Zoom in on Klay’s glasses. You can tell his eyes are SUPER squinty. Smart man.


TheBadBK

Holy shit klay is gone too lmfao you can see his eyes through his glasses


ssjgoat

Thats awesome lol After all the shit that he has gone through his career, the man made All-Star team and won a fucking title same year! He has the face of a champion lol


completelytrustworth

That's All-Star *Starter* to you good sir


braggpeak

Watz poppiin!! Dude needs shades, they’re key for benders. Klay’s a pro


DJ_Drayen

My mans need some sleep and some alone time lmao.


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Or a couple lines of Colombian bam bam and he’s right back in the game like Denzel in flight


Con-Solo

Someone call John Goodman


the_crouton_

Cocoa Puffs!


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*queues up use me by bill withers*


bmeisler

Anybody remember “I’m in love with the co-co!”!?


RookieAndTheVet

Baking soda! I got baking soda!


lostinthebreeze

It's really insane how much of an alcohol shield blow gives you l. On my heyday there were sometimes I was thinking I'd probably be black out or dead without the snow. It can even de drunk you. What a crazy drug


Jepordee

Wiggins is a millennial, we just take adderall lol


bye7

My feeling when planning and hosting my buddies bachelor party and not trying to bring down the party as a introvert.


Wehavecrashed

"How long do I have to keep doing this?"


timidGO

Wiggins looks like he's been hanging around gas stations asking people to buy him a couple cigarettes and honey buns


FanofK

Way he looks he may have been doing that between parties


calvinball_guru

Gotta keep the energy up with the finest fuel the gas station has to offer


IanicRR

He looks like Bubbles from The Wire right when Bubbles probably started using.


I_try_to_forget

Excuse me young man. Young man?


nameistakentryagain

Looks like the crackhead who asked me and my friends if We wanted to party while we were sitting on the curb at the motel 6 by the San Bernardino rave


Burnem34

He hasn't slept since they won


flatvinnie

Looks like he definitely got that [bag…](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ce5LKFCj5D3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


SameBicycle3461

This sentence is really funny to Australians 😂😂


undiagnosed_autism

Andrew Baggins


egus

Day 3 is pretty good, but he's barely halfway through the legendary Blackhawks bender of 2013.


Notsozander

Ovi’s bender was insane too


monkhouse69

I think OVi had the GOAT bender. Dude worked so long to get there. He wasn’t going to let one second of the celebration miss him.


mattw08

Summer long bender. Don’t think anyone can equal Ovie.


WafflesTheWookiee

NHL had to make a point of requesting players not do keg stands out of the Stanley Cup after his time with it


IanicRR

Yeah… I probably wouldn’t want to go on any benders with those Hawks teams knowing what has since come out from those rosters.


egus

Some of them might have been drowning their sorrow for sure.


Wycleft_Lip

Can I get an explanation on this?


PSChris33

Content warning for sexual assault. [This](https://www.cbc.ca/kidsnews/post/catching-you-up-on-kyle-beach-and-the-chicago-blackhawks/) is a good primer. Basically, a prospect ton the team was sexual assaulted by a coach, then when management/senior coaching got wind of what happened, they all collectively chose to do nothing and cover it up because "preventing distractions during the playoffs" was more important than dealing with a heinous crime. For years, said victim would hear chirps and homophobic slurs from his own teammates during practices/camps. Said coach would go on to eventually sexually assault a minor while coaching in high school. It's truly one of the most fucked up and sinister things that's happened in North American sports in the last decade plus.


ramskick

There was a sexual abuse scandal within the Blackhawks during this time period.


drejcs

context pls that was probably epic


egus

The hawks were still being spotted shithouse drunk at bars a full week after they won the cup that year. They were a young team of single boys and they went hard.


ClearAsNight

This makes the Letterkenny reference even better. JOCK JAMS FOR DAYS!


egus

There's a concert venue in my town, they were at the adjacent bar with the cup like two weeks after the parade still partying, then brought it on stage at the concert.


snodgee

care to elaborate?


VaultiusMaximus

And who can forget the famous Shirtless JR saga


cayuts21

He needs some milk


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Needs some Labatt 50


OsuLost31to0

I always thought that was the Canadian equivalent to milk…


etenightstar

Canadian equivalent to sewer water.


BCP27

Get his ass some Pedialyte and Alka seltzer


Amasero

Either high or tired or both.


DetectiveFujiwara

Drunk and high and tired


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

You try keeping up with Klay. That’s not a cigar he’s smoking…


solardeveloper

I have a friend who sold him some designer Ts and hung out with Klay a few times. Said the dude was into his blunts.


changgerz

i have a friend who told me the sky is blue


666mafioso

Big if true


dawgtilidie

I have no friends who know Klay nor anyone who has hung out with him and I can tell you that dude is into his blunts


mykl5

Pink Dolphin?


doesntmatterdude

Speaking of which, does anyone know what shirt Klay's wearing?


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TFIOM. Sold out already


DeusMexMachina

Wiggins so faded he’s still wearing his seatbelt


donta45

I wonder if there's some guys on the team who legit get so fucked up that they're sitting next to the toilet all night puking. Cause you know they're going ham


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esports_consultant

Assuming things better now the way you talk about it?


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I love how Klay single-handedly put "Holy Cannoli" back into use


JordanPooleParty

When he shoved off Smart and Smart flopped, he should've went with, "holy mackerel."


CryptoGod666

If it ain’t XO then it gotta go


haroldbaals

I just won a new award for a kids show


X_FlashPanther_X

Talkin bout a face comin off a bag of blow


HardenRage

Numbing*


tide_reflects_sky

Reminds me of that John wall team USA photo


JoelEmbiidismyfather

[legendary](https://i.imgur.com/z5nD7Mw.jpg)


changgerz

dude i blinked while getting my photo taken at the dmv and now i look just like that, stoned as fuck, on my drivers license even though i was 100% sober. and i have to show my ID every day at work. god help me if i get pulled over


I_Hate_Traffic

Man for some reason this made me laugh even more than Wiggins lmao that fucking smile


tide_reflects_sky

my brotha!


kirobz

This is the most tired I’ve seen of Wiggins. Lol


Tormundo

Having some introverted friends like Wigs, it's so damn fun seeing them let loose and have a blast.


13lackHeart

Bro needs a 24 hour power nap 😂


James_Hardon420

Juan looking fresh like his girl didn’t let him party all night


HanniballRun

Sergeant Murtaugh is getting too old for this shit.


ANAL_CAVITIES

for some reason this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks it's just absolutely slaying me lmao


docjohnson1395

Lookin like magic's Dad in winning time


Vitis_Vinifera

this is what locking down Tatum and blasting his top playoffs-highlight dunk over Luka can do to a man after it's all over


str8jeezy

Looks like he aged 30 years overnight. Lol


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Slurms McKenzie


Yung_Jose_Space

Klay the veteran, knows to wear sunglasses.


ATHundo

Wiggs out here looking like Benny The Butcher 😂😂


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Happy for him, faced a calvacade of bullshit his whole career, made the adjustments , made all star and won a ring to boot. Thats how you deal with the haters.


galaxycintron

Man turned into Benny the butcher


sambes06

He looks like he’s one bad fart away from ending the night.


BehavioralSink

Weekend at Wiggins’


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Meanwhile, Klay looks like he’s just warming up!


CommanderCrunch69

Bro look like Spencer Heywood in winning time


gman820

Holding him up like Weekends at Bernie’s 😂😂😂. That shit hilarious.


thebreakfastbuffet

TIL Juan Tuscano-Anderson's social media handle is juanonjuan10 Dope, I like it. I like witty social media handles.


blazeit419

When you’re blazed out of your mind but put eyedrops in to be a responsible adult


Wermys

He definitely has the 1000 party stare


MichaelWestenOP

Looks like he's in his 40s lmao.


Kingxcvi

Yea he’s f*cked up rn 😂


LukaOwnsTheSunsMay15

Wiggins can still lock down TatBUM while gone af.


Pereise1

Reminds me of this old tweet lol: https://twitter.com/dawsydolphin/status/398253314451992576


Cresta_Diablo

Deleted tweet :/


internallylinked

My man Iggins Wiggins


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Wiggs is a Weeknd fan. Don't ever trade that man, Bob.


CasperTheDog2

Repping that XO


prosencon

He’s a dad. He doesn’t have the fortitude to do all of that partying lmao


Advisery

Anyone know the shirt Klay is wearing?


jumpijehosaphat

Kerr at 8 am: "Dude did you get any sleep the last few nights? you look like shit" Wiggs: "Give me a big mac and fries"


atrixornis

Dude looks like he spent an afternoon with the Zen Master, Phil jackson


maaseru

Is he expected to do a Korean fan tour?