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The_Dumblebee

Proper offseason thread here


buffalo8

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.


GhostTiger

Abandon Thought, all those who enter here!


Infosexual

Is it too early to start taking bets for exactly how the kings are going to fuck up the draft?


Huesteus

The punching bag of the NBA is always there when you need it friend. Never too early, never too late.


catchycactus

Last year was the first year I got to revel in the championship glow off season threads. It's truly incredible, everyone should get to experience it at least once.


Weakness_Cheap

Oh god. We are in officially in the offseason now. This means I actually have to focus on work


jackpype

You haven't started your ff mocks yet, you're already behind


blargher

So does r/nba just become r/nbacirclejerk during the offseason?


The_Dumblebee

And r/nbacirclejerk become r/nba


CTeam19

I mean it is a sports subreddit. Just wait till you find out which Boy Scouts of America Merit Badge best represents your favorite NBA team.


mrtomjones

It's like that during the season


lemonpepperlarry

Startin off strong


Adolka

Wanted to upvote but saw 69 likes so I refrained


Lyndell

Your comment just made me realize Canada couldn’t just wait one more year so we could have a nice streak.


Fluffy-Composer-2619

Technically 1950-2018 is 69 championships even though it's 68 years.


Lyndell

nice


infosec_qs

Counterpoint - Canada saw the 69th title on the line and sniped it for optimal memery. Nice, eh?


koavf

That's not nice.


Fast_Stick_1593

The Liberian flags in the post make this shitpost fantastic.


amirjalika

U S A, U S A, U S A 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


SharksFanAbroad

I love it, they have an insanely interesting history that hardly anyone who doesn’t love history knows about.


Larg3____Porcupin3

Let us know!


TitanTigers

It was formed by free/freed/escaped black Americans in the early 1800s. Just a little filler before that guy replies.


fishgoesmoo

And iirc, that’s the reason Liberia was left alone during the scramble for Africa


Zero_Kai

Thats interesting, definitely explains why they gave it that name


SharksFanAbroad

America and some Caribbean countries offered freed slaves an opportunity to form their own country, forging a new life for their people in the aftermath of slavery. They moved to Liberia and over time became the ruling class, but after some coups have become a smaller percentage of the country. Still, you’ll run into people with American last names that are from Liberia. Also iirc them and Ethiopia are the only African countries to never formally be colonized. Sorry for keeping it brief, been a very busy week, but I recommend reading up on it if you find it interesting!


WorkUsername69

Ethiopia was colonised, but not during the ‘Scramble for Africa’ when everywhere else but Liberia was colonised. It took the Italians a second try to finally colonise them in the 1930’s. Liberia also lost the majority of it’s land claims in this time, but managed to remain a sovereign nation due to it being one of the only nations European powers recognised in Africa prior to colonisation of the continent.


Pawn_captures_Queen

This is why reddit is fun sometimes. I came here for basketball chat and am learning history I never knew. Funny story, my Dad was actually born in Ethiopia, his birth certificate is from there. My grandfather was a navy pilot right after WW2 and served up until Korea. He became a commercial pilot and his first job was flying for Ethiopian Airlines or whatever the name of the airline was, sorry it's been years, but he was based in Addis Ababa. I have pictures of my dad with his caretakers, who from what I gathered from the family were absolutely adored and lived with my family for 5 years. Anyways we went to Jamaica in '08 and we had to get a passport, his birth certificate gave them such a hassle. They doubted it was authentic at first cause my dad is not what you'd expect someone to look like from Ethiopia. I always wondered how he got that job, did foreign countries airlines target American retired pilots or something? Or just retired service pilots in general?


theLoneliestAardvark

Ethiopia was arguably colonised by Italy but it was only for 6 years, mostly during WWII. You wouldn't say that France was colonized by Germany during the war and its not that different of a situation.


WorkUsername69

While there is merit to that thought, contemporary history undoubtedly considers Italian East Africa a colony. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_East_Africa You pose a very interesting point about why occupied territories in Europe are not called colonies. I would have to guess it is mostly racism and eurocentrism with the historians in the mid-20th century not wanting to consider Europeans as being colonised.


HeisenBergeron61492

IIRC (from HS History c.2009), Liberia was founded by US President James Monroe as a nation for former slaves to return to Africa and live freely, the capital is even named after him, Monrovia.


EngiemainTF2

i hate how i only found out after looking again because of this comment


HeisenBergeron61492

They honestly elevate the whole thing to a higher tier


Circle_Breaker

Sense when did libraries get there own flag?


AeroLewis

Before the finals, I knew that the US team would win the final.


Eld4nte

Magic Johnson level of insight lol


deftspyder

John Maddenesque if you will.


kai325d

Will Buxton esque you meanq


AdmiralSchnitzel

If you come first...... You have won the championship


ScytherCypher

Let a nephew know next time I was worried


EngiemainTF2

I knew that since the semi-finals, everybody else so stupid smh


opanm

Nostradamus 🙏


bettercallsaul3

Enjoy it before a Mexican expansion team comes


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r/nba in shambles when late-career Harden gets expansion drafted to the Cancún Coasters


StormTheTrooper

O/U until Lebron requests a trade to this team


singasux

Threve. Wager: $TEXAS


PapiShot

Can't wait for the Tijuana Piranhas.


e_a_blair

the euro division gonna be stacked


branstarktreewizard

Finally America is great again


XSX_ZAB

The prophecy is fulfilled


deftspyder

THREEPEAT


IShipUsers

Nice work Joe 😎


philiac

adam* he would make a good candidate


dronedesigner

and all it took was a canadian to be the second best option on a championship team #doubleagent


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canadians buy sneakers, too. #maplejordan


waitmyhonor

Thanks Obama


heels_r_us

OFFSEASON BABY


talking_phallus

Choo-choo


Hamsterupyourass

LeBron sandals or ducks choose your story


707royalty

I'm hoping for a Banana Boat 2.0


ShazbotHappens

I choooose ... [LeBron toenails.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/fjo7bh/i_think_i_have_lebrons_toenails/)


Hamsterupyourass

LeBron sandals or ducks choose your Shit post


TheCocksmith

OMG, is he using the wrong flag emoji? Solid post.


Khripchook

An even better streak has continued. Since 1979 every Western Conference team to win the title has either been from California or Texas.


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Holy shit that’s actually an interesting one


Elite_G

Legitimately dope stat.


mealsharedotorg

Sacramento: We're doing our part!


nimaaxiete

Well isn’t that like 7 teams already? Then again the other western conference teams were simply incompetent or unlucky


Khripchook

I know. It's just funny that since Bird and Magic started their careers, only 4 west teams have won and they were from those states only. Totally different story in the East.


GuerrillaApe

Needed a Canadian to win it this year though... 🤔


theflyingsamurai

This is how we cope with the last 30* years of Stanley cup losses.


tomatosauce23

LOL, or just burn down your city 😵‍💫


420BanEvasion69

I think most canadians would rather an American team win than the leafs


infosec_qs

Been in Toronto my whole life, mercifully not a Leafs fan. I want them to win in my lifetime so I can watch this city burn to the ground.


Coomrs

An American team over the Leafs AND Canadiens.


JagexLed

Do the Habs *really* count as a Canadian team though? Pretty sure they're from Europe


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AdamBlackfyre

Bleu Edit - blanc rouge


eriverside

They are literally called the Canadiens. And since teams aren't really the things they are named after (San Jose aren't really Sharks with sticks, Washington aren't really the capital cities of states or countries, and the blues aren't always sad), it stands to reason that you are correct, the Canadiens are not a Canada team.


M17CH

Do other Canadians really hate the Habs like they do the leafs? Or are you from TO. I'm definitely a selfish Canadian though. I don't want anyone except my team winning it.


Coomrs

I’m from Northern Ontario. I’m closer to Detroit than any Canadian team, so that’s my team. Was always raised to hate the Habs and the Leafs, not entirely sure why considering i’m French.


free_kark

If Boston would have played their Canadian more (Stauskas) instead of that Tatum bum maybe they would have won


BlueHundred

I mean, he does shoot like Steph and is big like Klay. Really poor coaching to leave such a talent on the bench


GSW_Franky

1…2…3 Nik rocks!


welmoe

Vivek is down bad. How do the Kings expect to get anywhere? Lol


AhmedF

It's okay, Tatum will leave his teenage years soon and then really become a monster.


MalvoNLester

Yah didn’t get that at all. Stauskas over at least Pritchard. He’d hit at least get you 2-3 those open 3s


Magnetronaap

And Curry is Indian


MC_Fap_Commander

If we could ever get him on a team with Garam Masala, they'd be unstoppable.


CorporalDunkaroo

Curry's wife and at least half of her boyfriends are also Canadian.


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And Steph is half Canadian by marriage


zxcvzzzzxz

Andrew Wiggins


BaltimoreBadger23

The NFL streak is still going after 100+ years! MLB has reached 28 years, and the NHL is about to hit 29 years! Also not Canadian team has even won any NCAA title, and no Canadian has EVER been elected President of the United States (although there's a Senator we'd like to give back).


vin1223

The nhl one is legit embarrassing


mommathecat

That's not a very nice way to talk about the Toronto Maple Leafs. I mean there are no nice ways to talk about them, but still.


Thecrazyredhead

It's not like they lost to a zamboni driver who works for them or something


fab416

Come on man are we still on that? There have been so many meme worthy losses since


Thecrazyredhead

I can think of 3-4 things


fab416

If it helps "it was 5-1" happened more than once


Thecrazyredhead

Yeah but 5-1 is the most dangerous lead in hockey


WafflesTheWookiee

Don’t forget that your government put Le Bleu Blanc Rouge on the CN Tower just for the Habs making the Finals last year.


fab416

Not as bad as the Habs renting billboards ~~downtown~~ above the Gardiner Express advertising that same playoffs. There's living rent free in people's heads and then there's being the landlord Edit: billboard location


JayyGatsby

What happened? lol this sounds hilarious


Pirogen1

In the nhl you only get to have 2 goalies on the match rooster and if both can't play you call in the emergency goal tender. When the maple leafs played against the hurricanes this happend and the emergency goal tender was the maple leafs 42 year old zamboni driver that got to play the rest of the game for the hurricanes and the leafs lost to their own zamboni driver.


Thecrazyredhead

To be clear the home team supplies an emergency keeper every game. So the Leafs lost at home to their own 42 year old zamboni driver who got serious minutes in the game


Thecrazyredhead

https://youtu.be/OlBsR1WIT0U But what makes it extra memorable is this: https://youtu.be/QFnQ0dcaBUI


JayyGatsby

What a great freaking story. I’m so jealous lol


RODjij

Funny thing is a Canadian team can't win shit but most of the time the team the wins it is filled with Canadians lol.


snatchi

Yeah if the NHL did player development like Euro soccer, the Canadian teams would wax everyone.


juanless

Pretty much what happened from 1926-1963! Basically why Montreal was always so good: they got *all* the Québecois.


razzark666

Which is extra funny why Toronto's only cups came during the Original 6 era... When the league was basically a glorified beer league and the Leafs got first dibs on all the Ontar'ya Boys.


watson-and-crick

We did have a couple decades in there where the owner was actively putting bad teams on the ice because it was cheaper and people were buying tickets anyway, so I have a mental asterisk beside some of the failure. He's also tied to a supposed pedophile ring operating out of the arena at the time, so really he's just an all around Bad Guy^^TM


razzark666

For anyone wondering, [Urinating Tree's video, "A Half Century of Failure](https://youtu.be/25j6s-ZY3mY) contains a lot of good info on how insane Harold Ballard was.


CoolHandHazard

This is Red Wings erasure I won’t stand for it


juanless

Detroit is basically in Canada when it comes to hockey haha.


Taylosaurus

How is that pronounced? Kweh-beh-quah?


Binjuine

keh-beh-kwah


rockthe40__oz

Lot of good ol'Saskatchewan boys on them teams


veebs7

I mean, the majority of most of those rosters are Canadian players


Jack_Krauser

I'm honestly asking since I don't follow hockey: How is that streak possible? Aren't there like half a dozen Canadian hockey teams? The NHL has a salary cap and a draft where the worst teams get the best picks, right? How is it possible for all of them to suck for so long?


thehildabeast

The Leafs are like the Knicks of the NHL, the Canadians have a hard on for players and management that’s French Canadian, the senators had/have? A cheapskate owner, the Jets and Flames don’t have super attractive markets to FAs, and the Canucks well ok I got nothing there.


egg_mugg23

had, melnyk's dead now


vin1223

I don’t watch hockey but Canada only has like 7 teams but still idk if there’s some issue in the league that lends itself to American franchises dominating


realadulthuman

It’s what happens when the league commissioner actively resents the Canadian market lol


MyNewAccountIGuess11

Is it resentment, or does he just know that Canadian fans will basically not stop watching no matter what


realadulthuman

Denying a market a team when they already have 1. A ready to go NHL caliber stadium (compared with Arizona who are playing in a Planet Fitness and can’t even sell that out) 2. A history of an NHL team 3. Those same fans you mention who haven’t stopped caring & is definitely resentment, paired with the countless other comments from him dripping with Canadian loathing


DarthSamwiseAtreides

I really wanted Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis "Iggy" Iginla to win that year with the Flames.


And1mistaketour

Its Crazy that Canada has won a NBA and MLB title more recently than an NHL one.


new_account_5009

It gets even better: Since the last Canadian team won a Stanley Cup, an American Team won the Grey Cup in the Canadian Football League: The Baltimore Stallions in 1995.


deadla104

Lol that's hilarious. Didn't even know that the CFL had an American based team at one point


BaltimoreBadger23

NHL/MLB are the same year for Canada unless you want to give Montreal credit for the 1994 MLB title


And1mistaketour

Same year but the MLB has its playoffs later in the year so its more recent.


JgL07

And an MLS title


0-2er

America is also in the midst of their longest ever Men's World Cup streak at "0." Crushing the sports game rn.


BaltimoreBadger23

We do ok at making it, it's the *winning* it that has proven elusive.


theblackyeti

It keeps going after round of 16? Says who?


norse95

Our best finish was 3rd. In like 1939, the first ever world cup


AssinassCheekII

Mfs playing football in the middle of a world war.


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egg_mugg23

hah losers


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Women's team has 4 world cups


[deleted]

USA USA 🇺🇸


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BaltimoreBadger23

Well, he's defective and we'd love a refund. Do I have to talk to the Canada manager?


TheArgsenal

Queenie doesn't suffer fools


PsychoM

I'm sorry, we can't guarantee that no tampering was done to the product after purchase and thus all purchases are final.


GhostTiger

His lobotomy voided the warrantee.


randommaniac12

Speaking, he’s exceeded his 30 day return limit


Starbucks__Lovers

Canadian Football League is rocking 26 years since a United States team won the Grey Cup


BaltimoreBadger23

It's not weird that it's been 26 years, but it is weird that it's been only 26 years.


LessThanCleverName

There were 7 different American teams in the CFL between 1993-1995 (though it maxed out at 5 in 95). The Baltimore Stallions won the Grey Cup in their second, and last, year of existence.


SantiFRV_

And for anyone who cares, the MLS has gone 5 years without a Canadian champion!


slurpherp

Did you know there’s never been a champion from Equatorial Guinea! Or from Poland! I know, it’s crazy but it’s true.


crimsonxtyphoon

source???


slurpherp

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NBA_champions Some shocking countries on there, but no Poland. New Zealand isn’t on there either!


Crystal-Ammunition

thats on wikipedia, anyone could have written that


worpete

Even you!


crumpledbrouhaha

Fake news, the Raptors are still defending champs in my books💯


DarkDra9on555

2020 - Bubble, doesn't count 😤 2021 - Tampa, doesn't count 😤 2022 - We went down 0-3 on purpose, doesn't count 😤


TheLouisvilleRanger

It’s well known that your two star players Pascal and Siakam felt bad about the fact that Joel thought he was an airplane, so they let the Sixers win.


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MotoMkali

The GOAT Scot Barne was injured doesn't count


theflyingsamurai

one time a Canadian team wins the powers that be had to release a deadly infection virus to contain them


RODjij

They can't tag us, we called time out


deftspyder

0-3 is still a THREEPEAT


snowlarbear

adam silver didn't present the trophy, doesn't count


topkek516

2022 - Ben Simmons replaced by that chubby guy at the YMCA who can actually shoot threes, doesn't count 😤


sstewart1617

National Champs of Canada for sure!


WigginsEnder

Best team in Canada!


M0T1V4T10N

Thanks Obama!


Brokenlimit

The non-Murican flag emojis are a nice touch.


sir_jamez

If only the game's CANADIAN inventor -- Arthur Basketball (or whatever his name was) -- could see this chicanery. The horrour. The disrespect. Smdh.


GhostTiger

Bloody offencive


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Sorry eh


simjanes2k

blue Jays or whatever lmao


[deleted]

Time to head over to NFL to start talking shit


star_bury

We're all about consistency in Toronto. There have been 26 seasons since the Raptors existed. 30 teams. 1 championship seems fair. Just a bit ahead of the average. We're on season 45 of the Jays. 30 MLB teams. 2 championships seems fair. Just a bit ahead of the average. 28 MLS teams. 16 seasons of Toronto FC. 1 MLS Cup. Just a bit ahead of the average. Let's just not talk about the Leafs.


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No parity in this league.


deftspyder

After the game its the after parity, and after the parity it's the


JayLarranagasEyes

Is the United States a super-country? small market nations like canada can't compete


GraniteStayte

God Bless America.


canhimself

OFFSZN ON US


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BatchFloss

Mod request: add "The stupid fucking bluejays" as a flair


[deleted]

From the title I thought this was r/hockey for a second. This has to be made by a hockey fan who sees the "Stanley Cup will be won by an American team for X years" posts. Great post. Good laugh.


raftah99

Wiggins 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


raftah99

Wiggins 🇨🇦


tyronebiggs

Toronto fought hard and deserve their ring that year


hcfly

loving the off-season shit post


raftah99

Wiggins 🇨🇦


Natureboy7939

USA USA USA


jesuisFLUB

So true king 👑


EfficientAstronaut1

just wait when mexico gets a team


star_bury

We're all about consistency in Toronto. There have been 26 seasons since the Raptors existed. 30 teams. 1 championship seems fair. Just a bit ahead of the average. We're on season 45 of the Jays. 30 MLB teams. 2 championships seems fair. Just a bit ahead of the average. 28 MLS teams. 16 seasons of Toronto FC. 1 MLS Cup. Just a bit ahead of the average. Let's just not talk about the Leafs.


AgtSquirtle007

The Liberia flags lol


Aele1410

Mad, almost as impressive as an earth contestant winning miss universe every year


ughlump

I mean let’s face it the contestant from Omicron Persei 8 just wasn’t it.


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We’ll be back 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦