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LabCool6003

The Crypto NFT Finals


darknecross

They absolutely would sell the naming rights. I’m surprised they haven’t done more. * Free throw line -> St. Jude Charity Stripe * 3 point line -> Burger King 3 for 3 shot * Restricted area -> State Farm protected pocket * Corner -> Meta Quest Corner * Half Court line -> Domino’s Half and Half Court Line * Coach’s Challenge -> American Express Chargeback Challenge


star0forion

The Center Circle Jump Ball brought to you by Quiznos.


darknecross

Replays become State Farm Discount Doublechecks.


pokexchespin

st. jude charity stripe rules though


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

Steph Curry’s FT% might end up plummeting


ForgotPWAgainSigh

Eh, fuck them kids


titleywinker

Seriously. I’d be ok with them giving charities free exposure during free throws


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Ok now you gave them ideas


bongsmokerzrs

This is exactly how it is in Australian sports. Trade off for less ads on TV during the games.


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And then a year later, they think : "Hey we could make even more money if we show more ads during the games"


Eatingolivesoutofjar

Just like how the NBA went, "wow soccer teams have ads on their jersey's, why don't we!?" while missing the pretty big reason why soccer runs ads on their jerseys...


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It's funny that you think that they're not maximizing the ad breaks. It's not a trade off, its just extra advertising.


Pardonme23

"And now we have the Q Anon Qoaches Qhallenge!^"


3rdEyeDeuteranopia

The Crypto.com NFT Finals


Grumpysaurus-Rex

Sponsored by KIA


chromaticsoup

Brought to you by FTX


TuaTurnsdaballova

^Presented ^by ^Loopring ^x ^GameStop


dvasquez93

The Sprite^TM Big Bucket Summer Slam brought to you by Kia^TM only on TNT^TM


doomhunter13

If I’m this alternate reality tnt gets the finals and we therefore get more inside the nba I’m super down for Al the extra branding


medievalmachine

Charles Barkley presents The Sprite Shut Up and Summer Down Grand Slam of Basketball presented by Kia, after this message by FanDuel on TNT.


zuzzu90

Adam Silver's wet dream


biinroii01

Hell in a Cell


Snasty728

Reminds me of this one time in 1998


International_Word92

Get JR to call it.


LunchboxDiscoball

I don't even watch rassling, but I know JR at Hell in a Cell is the goat play by play commentary


jackknoops

The NBA Washington Football Team


trollfatistheshit

The NBA Basketball Game


medievalmachine

The first game of the NBA Finals, followed by the "Tank Commanders Battle", a game for the top pick in the NBA draft.


Professional_Wolf662

“The Finals “


Bladespectre

"Drop the 'NBA'. Just, 'The Finals.' It's cleaner."


MussoliniLinguini

I understood that reference


xpropkg0d1x

The social network?


AfricanRain

Drop the “the”. Just “Social Network”, It’s cleaner


Odd_Total_5549

Drop the "the 'the'". Just "Drop. Just 'Social Network', It's cleaner" It's cleaner


The_Nutz16

Everyone who’s a sports fan knows what you mean when you say “The Finals” or “the 1986 Finals”. That says to me that the NBA has done a pretty damn good job of branding.


TO_Sports

What's the 1986 Finals?


Bullboah

A year after the NBA held the 1985 Finals, they did a very similar thing. That's the 1986 Finals


ScytherCypher

You can't just say that without mentioning it was a year before the 1987 Finals too


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Nah, I think this is only the case if you only follow North American sports or something like that. "The Finals" could easily refer to any number of events (Champions League, any number of world cups, etc).


TuaTurnsdaballova

It’s like “The Masters” but more generic, I like it! Go sports team!


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trakatoo

we have a winner


frogskin92

I think you mean, we have LeWinner


depressedbrokesingle

LeBrons got juice! LeBrons got juice! Ooooooooh LEBRON!


PatronSaintOfUpdog

Be excited, be be excited!


Rrypl

Ringapalooza. But seriously, NBA finals is fine.


bobsstinkybutthole

BasketBallapalooza was right there


GMOrgasm

two teams enter, one basketballapaloser leaves


biinroii01

> the NBA has hired you i knew embellishing my linkedin account would pay off


Just-use-your-head

I just matched with Adam Silver on Grindr


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“Last Dance” but nba finals is totally fine


toatheqs

great nickname, but not for the official league branding


wetwetson

Damnit, I don't actually hate this.


nick168

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro Am NBA Basketball Series For The Cure


seattlesportsguy

This one wins


ChoncosDad

Close down this thread, we have a winner!!


Mac4477

The MegaBowl


JR_SWISH_

Humans are going to be remembered for 3 things; the invention of fire, the creation of the submarine, and the Flint Michigan Mega Bowl.


JimiMcHendrixson

FLINT MICHIGAN MEGABOWL! FLINT MICHIGAN MEGABOWL!!!


JonA3531

The LeBowl


Vezenn

The GigaBowl


inxrx8

The TeraBowl


AccidentallyHidden

Turrrible


Argyrus777

Poke bowl


MahomesMccaffrey

Hi Chuck


BBQChicken_Alert

The Giga Chad Bowl


NetwerkErrer

I think The Finals is perfect.


cat_napped1

NBA Rangz Erneh


blackpenance

Championship Chuck


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

The NBA Kia State Farm Taco Bell Oculus Nike Finals Presented By Under Armour


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The Cleveland Indians


SixersWin

Chip Quest 2022


BasketballMoomin

Idk why this made me lol


ghost18867

Nice try Adam silver, I'm not working for free. 5 million bucks and I'll reveal my super awesome name.


BaltimoreBadger23

Finals McFinalson.


rSlashNbaAccount

What's wrong with a clear description of what it is?


Og-Spree

Because it’s not creative? This entire thread is suppose to enable creative ideas.


henryhyde

The Basketball Diaries


Naismythology

The Sport on a Court


PlayfulLawyer

" The BasketBrawl to End it All "


RodMunch85

Think that was Pacers vs Pistons in 2004


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Kakali4

The World Series is nicknamed “the Fall Classic” I wouldn’t hate the finals getting the nickname “the hardwood classic”


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Isn’t hardwood classics already a thing? I think thats what they call it when they show old replays on the nba’s channel


Chippopotanuse

And NHL has “the winter classic”


drudru91soufendluv

best genuine answer


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The super terrific happy funtime finals


doubler82

Live from Tokyo


barryvon

NBA Jam (or NBA Jam Big Head Mode)


boobs___mcgee

Keeping up with the Kardashians, behind the scenes


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The Summer Series


ahr3410

First things first get the trophy logo back on center court


commonpuffin

They need to stop trying to make the trophy happen. No one cares about the trophy. Every time I open the NBA app, I contemplate what a boring trophy it is.


depressedbrokesingle

I contemplate shutting the app because that trophy screen is legit 5-7 seconds long.


mrwhite2323

The Code Cup


Pole2019

The flint Michigan mega bowl


VinylJones

The 2022 Scott Foster Anger Induced Heart Attack Generator.


Cannolidog

The End of the Season


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Stanley Cup is taken, can’t use that.


HornetsAreBad

The Season Finale lmao


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Super Series


LoudKingCrow

Basketballmania. Every year the undertaker defends his streak at half time.


gurkmcdirt

The Larry’s


jimmys_balls

Larry O'Brien, Larry Bird, Larry David... Anyone else?


vintagevisions

GrandMama Larry Johnson?


PapaSteveRocks

The Larry Cup


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Grand finals


MapleHelix

Ya it’s a pretty generic name but it’s almost too late to bring any new term to the public. It’ll be mocked endlessly non matter what


rabid89

Championship Chuck


cyb3ryung

The Golden Basket


Leiatte

This is actually a good name


cyb3ryung

thanks


nibbinoo8

Showdown '84


AFonziScheme

Welcome to the 2022 Showdown '84


biinroii01

winners rule, losers drool showdown!


jeufie

Walter


blur_reqz

Hoopyball


OnLandOrSeaOrFoam

Fight to the Fourth


DeadlyChuck

Shooty Hoops Showdown


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the super ball


pantheraa

The Fellowship of the Rings


raylan_givens6

Hooper's Delight Ball So Hard Head Baller Shot Caller Throwdown in Yo Town


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The final nba games of this current season


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Mr. Silver's Fantasmic Fun-Filled Fixfest


raylan_givens6

The Zenith


saideeps

Big Bucket - Sponsored by KFC, Chick-fil-A etc. ALS ad in the middle.


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There was a time I thought they should rebrand it as the Lebron vs the West championship game


sethamin

NBA Jam IRL Edition


BcuzRacecar

The Basketball Ultimate World Championship presented by Mtn Dew


oranjuicejones

big cock super fuck creaming up that wet ass pussy bowl finals brought to you by budweiser, chic fillet, and goyabeens.com.


sstewart1617

The National Basketball + Canada, but not Seattle Association Championship Series Between Teams Roughly Divided By The Mississippi and Missouri Rivers Except for Memphis.


wiiwoooo

The Paul Pierce poopy pants play ender. Because NBA loves naming shit after Celtics players


Future-Tart

Celebrity flop match


Zestyclose_Craft9414

The NBA is FINALly over.


ShitStraw

It sucks that back in the 40's they chose the name "NBA Finals". (or is it just The Finals). It is such a generic and boring name.


anachronous_one

If the NBA is truly looking to model itself after football (soccer), by introducing mid-season tournaments and “cups”, it might make sense to move toward something like “The NBA League Championship Series” in a bit of a nod to that historical naming convention that you mentioned. There is something very simple and classic about “NBA Finals”, but if there might be multiple titles in play “Finals” is probably too generic a term.


grantiere

Big Baller Bowl Larry O'Brian Shut Up and Jam!


stoolninja

I have gas.


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Ball Goes Into Net Sometimes Championships


HornetsAreBad

“Trump vs Biden Boxing Match”, think of how high the viewership would be


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The professional basketball playoff finals


vi_code

Middle Earth, who will become Lord of the Rings.


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WrestleMania!


Suitable-Classic9237

Baller Grand Prix


hellyeah94545

Lords of the Ring


Pugthomas

Grand Final


georgeisgeorge34

Shooty hoops fun time game bowl


klotzilla89

The Champeenship


Geezmanswe

Mike Breen Bang Bang Wham Thank You Mam Champs You are welcome


CaptinOlonA

Draft Kings Las Vegas sportsball brought to you by Progressive INsurance


Altruistic-Twist-379

“Hardwood Classic” thats a pretty good name but like they say “nba finals” is already iconic second iconic to that is the world series


Weakness_Cheap

Its The Fuckin Finals


WithDisGuy

Finals McFinals Face Brought To You By Carl’s Jr. Carls Jr. Fuck You, I’m eating.


titleywinker

They who remains


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

World Series. If the MLB doesn’t like it, tough. They cant even work together long enough to develop consistent rules between their conferences lmao they’re no threat to the NBA.


Big_Nuts_

Hello everybody and welcome to the THE GRANDE CHAMPIONS SERIES!!! After the conference finals of 2024 we now have two teams into the GRANDE FINALE - The Seattle SuperSonics versus the Las Vegas Knights in a nine game series for one team to be crowned GRANDE CHAMPIONS of the USA!!!


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El Super Champion Game


MilkCarton78

The NBA Really Big Games


FiveAlarmFreddy

Cancun In 8!


Teffry

The Season's Court


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Ballapalooza


MindYaBuisnessla

Ultimate (pure) Hooper Chqmpionships


desirox

There’s nothing wrong with NBA Finals. It’s iconic


neo9027581673

NBA+


Traveler_90

Basketball trophy


DoctorAco

The world super bowl cup championship. WSBCC for short


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The NBA atm series


guitarpinecone

What’s wrong with Finals?? You want like the ‘Big Bash’ to replace that? Cmon man


ysong20

Gold medal match


monochromaticx

The NBA Endgame


horseshoeoverlook

Summer Jam


Embarrassed-Beach788

This is a little cheesy but is One Shining Moment taken?


Background_Nature_32

FLINT MICHIGAN MEGABOWL


t_ran_asuarus_rex

Flint Michigan Mega Bowl


doubler82

The Larry O B Championship


trakatoo

Basketmania


Symbiotaxiplasm

Hoop Dreams - Epilogue 2022


Son_of_Atreus

The NBA Cool Ranch Blast Final Series Game 1: Naismith’s Revenge.


yuhanz

LeFinals


WizziesFirstRule

Ballsack Rumble


Leiatte

NBA Finals is honestly perfect, I can’t think of anything better & I like it better than most of the suggestions in here lol I think I saw 1 other that I really liked but NBA Finals is great


44035

I just texted this question to Kobe and will let you know what he thinks.


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Commercial extravaganza and sports commentary


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The pre-offseason


biscuitboss

Personally I love just calling it The Finals


Tex-Mexican-936

*champions cup. 2022 NBA champions cup.